Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Yao Dao Ji and Gu Huo Niao are both big monsters who have been famous for a long time. One of them single-handedly fights the queen, and the other fights the emperor in groups. When the queen and the emperor join forces to attack, almost no one can withstand the powerful wave Prestige.

The tall and continuous palace was like fragile tofu under the blade, and it became a pile of ruins in a few strokes.

The lord of Arakawa was the first to be unlucky, he was almost slapped by Gu Huo Niao's umbrella sword so that he suspected Yaosheng.

Holding his clothes that were shredded into rags, he struggled to resist the attack of Guhuo Bird, and shouted at Yimulian who was sitting in the ruins and continued to drink Coke: "Yimulian! Help me! The God of Fengshen!" Woo!"

Yimulian drank the last sip of soda slowly, and shook the empty can with some regrets. The mood was really not good: "The wind is too strong, I can't hear clearly."

Lord of Arakawa: ...

In the end, he was turned into a salted fish by the girl ==

After dealing with Arakawa, Gu Huo Niao spun the umbrella sword at the speed of light, blowing away the ghost envoy black and white in minutes.Immediately afterwards, she angrily grabbed the little deer man's two horns from the ruins, lifted him out easily, immediately rolled up her sleeves and lashed out at that upturned buttocks!

"You stupid, heartless child!" Gu Huo Niao said angrily, "If you don't learn what's good, you'll learn what's bad!"

The little deer man looked at Gu Huo Niao with tears in his eyes, and immediately stopped beating the mallet and the small leather drum, and there was only a whimper: "Auntie... I'm crushed in the middle, I can't escape..."

Gu Huo Niao paused, but her heart softened and she let the little deer man go.But if it was another big monster, she would not be so lucky... She glared fiercely at Ibaraki!

Strong demonic energy burst forth, Ibaraki was eager to try, but he was determined to fight, but his best friend was really not strong——

He could only watch helplessly as Jiu Tun rushed to Hong Ye's side in a hurry, hugging his woman's slender waist without dignity, and roared: "Hong Ye! Listen to my explanation!"

"Get out—" Hongye slapped down, dunking Jiu Tun's head into the mud.

The wine gourd rolled pitifully to the side, and more than a dozen of its two rows of sharp teeth were broken...

Ibaraki let out a soft "tsk", frowned to avoid the blow of the demon sword, and also dodged the umbrella sword of the Kokatsuri, raised his ghost claw and shouted: "My best friend Shuten-douji! Come and fight with me! Being dominated by my own woman like this is really embarrassing to the monster!"

However, as soon as Ibaraki finished speaking, he met Qiao Xinshu's expressionless face.

She stood in front of the banshees, stared at him faintly, and let out a chuckle: "Hehe."

Ibaraki: ...

Qiao Xinshu rolled her eyes at him, turned her back, and was about to walk towards the inner circle.Who would have thought that in just a split second, Ibaraki rushed over in a hurry, hugged her waist tightly, and roared: "My love! Listen to my explanation!"

As expected of my close friend Shuten-douji!It turns out that you have seen through the truth a long time ago - being dominated by your own woman is far better than losing your femininity!

The dignity of a big demon, whether to be ashamed or not, is not important in front of his own woman!

Qiao Xinshu glanced at him. She knew that she had no strength to beat Ibaraki's teeth all over the place, so she parted her thin lips and called, "Auntie!"

Ibaraki: ...

"Sa-"

……

All the men and demons no longer want to recall what the fate of offending a woman will be.The result was really a sea of ​​swords and flames, a hellish cave, a cliff of ten thousand feet...

The lord of Arakawa, who was bruised and bruised from the beating, sat downcastly by the stream, in front of him there was a mountain of baby clothes, banshee kimonos, and yukata futons.Yasha, who was unlucky with him, was detained here. The two held the washing powder provided by Ibaraki friendship in their hands, and rubbed their clothes repeatedly.

"These hateful banshees..." Yasha said fiercely, "How dare you treat me like this, sooner or later I will..."

"Sa-"

Halfway through Yasha's words, he was shoveled into the stream by the umbrella sword ==

Arakawa: ...

He turned his stiff neck slightly, looked back, and saw the bird's wings gently rubbing the umbrella sword, staring coldly at the back of his head.

The veteran big demon, the legendary Lord of Arakawa who has a violent temper, immediately washed his clothes obediently and diligently, with extremely quick hands and feet!

If he had known this would happen earlier, he would never leave the Sea of ​​Arakawa no matter what!To be sent into such a distressed state, if the little demon under his command finds out, where should he put his face?

It's all Ibaraki's fault!Once you meet him, nothing good will happen!

Arakawa couldn't help but think of the many benefits that he had been snatched away by Ibaraki for a hundred years, and then thought that the other party would blow up his lair from time to time, and thought that he was implicated in this disaster...

So angry!Really angry!He definitely came to Dajiangshan because he was obsessed with ghosts!

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and the movements of his subordinates became more and more anxious.However, the fragile and delicate kimono can't stand his wayward rubbing, and with the sound of "tearing", Butterfly Jing's favorite kimono is just scrapped ==

Arakawa: ...

"Sa-"

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Big Tengu felt that his image of magnificence and stalwart was about to lose its hold.He had just finished peeling potatoes with the "Blade Storm", when he was dragged by Demon Sword Girl to Shuten's palace to clean up the dust.

Ibaraki's palace was completely destroyed and could not live in people.Jiu Tun lives in Hongye's residence all year round, but there is still an empty palace left, which happens to be used to house the little demon.

So, he once again swung the "Blade Storm" to act as a vacuum cleaner, cleaning hundreds of Japanese rooms.

By the way, he used his extraordinary savvy to develop the miniature version, low-level version, intermediate version, high-level version, perfect version and ultimate version of "Feather Blade Storm" on the way of cleaning!

In Qiao Xinshu's words, this is called "Feather Blade Storm 2.0" development version ==

In the end, he was dragged to the side of the stream again, and under the watchful gaze of Gu Huo Niao Sen Leng, he turned on the mode of the ultimate drum washing machine ==

Ootengu could hardly hold back his cool and noble temperament. He roughly tore open the washing powder and poured it all into the hill of clothes. Finally, the wind blew up and lifted all the kimonos, futons, and bathrobes. Under the rapid friction and water flow Tough stains fade away in one soak!

The fully automatic Tiangou brand washing machine lasted for a quarter of an hour, and gave full play to his subjective initiative, bringing the integrated mode of washing, dehydration and air-drying to the stage of history.

When he was standing quietly by the side of the stream with a breezy and moon-like demeanor, Gu Huo Niao looked at the clothes and bedding folded in different categories with satisfaction, and praised: "As expected of the lord of Mount Atago, Ootengu, he is indeed better than you. The lord of Dajiangshan is more graceful."

"Thanks to your shot, the little monsters had a very happy and fulfilling day today."

Daitengu smiled and stabilized his aristocratic temperament: "You don't have to be so polite, it's just a little effort."

Gu Huotiao praised a few words, and then ordered Arakawa and Yasha to remove all the clothes.

The surroundings suddenly fell into silence, except for the urging of the stream and the voiceless sounds of the birds, only the gentle and lingering breath of the wind remained.

Finally...finally...end...it's over!damn it!

After confirming that they were all gone, the big tengu twisted his face and changed his expression.

His whole body seemed to be drained of strength, and he leaned on the tree with one hand, and even leaned most of his limp body against his head.Cold sweat and hot sweat had already soaked his back. Under the high-intensity and non-stop huge workload, he was really... a bit weak!

He is exhausted!

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The palace was destroyed, and Qiao Xinshu lived in Hongyeju as a matter of course. As for Ibaraki, Jiu Tun, and Dou Ya...they were driven to a remote swamp, where they lived with snakes, insects, earthworms, and the smoky miasma.

In the stillness of the night, Qiao Xinshu took a bath again. After applying the ointment, she sat on the porch, holding water in the pool with her bare white feet, feeling very leisurely.

A koi with a beautiful posture sips her toes lightly following the fragrance, and the tingling taste makes her smile slightly, and she relaxes a lot unknowingly.

That guy Ibaraki... was chased away by her ==

However, he deserves it!Gathering people to watch cat movies, thanks to him making it ==

Does he know how low his image is in the eyes of the banshee? !

Qiao Xinshu couldn't help feeling a headache.

Speaking of which, aside from worrying things, tonight was the first time she was away from Ibaraki's shelter after she came to Dajiang Mountain, and slept next to other monsters.

There is a soft scent of red leaves here, but it lacks the masculine feeling she is used to. It is really... a little uncomfortable...

Qiao Xinshu understood that she was getting used to Ibaraki, his existence, his tolerance, his admiration, and even... his kisses and touches.Gradually, like an addiction, she can no longer live without him.

Sighing slightly, she thought, maybe she fell down?

"Shu Jiang!" Ying Cao waved a dandelion over and greeted, "Come here quickly! Master Qing Xingdeng is ready to tell us a story!"

"Okay, I'll go right away." Qiao Xinshu smiled softly, patted Yingcao's head lightly, got up and said, "Is the story told by Qing Xingdeng nice?"

Yingcao laughed: "My lord's story is very short! But it's so interesting!"

Qiao Xinshu really had no resistance to the cute loli, so she immediately followed Yingcao.But when she arrived at the scene, she found that there was no one else around except the beautiful woman floating on the lamp and three or two young demons.

"Did we come too early?" Qiao Xinshu asked in surprise.

"No." Yingcao shook her head.

"Are there only a few of us?" Qiao Xin counted comfortably, "There are only seven..."

However, before she could see anything, Qing Xingdeng crossed her long legs and changed her position, covered her sleeves and smiled lightly: "Human, I didn't expect you to come!"

Qiao Xinshu sat down and said with a smile, "I want to come and hear your story, just don't blame me for interrupting."

Qing Xingdeng admired Qiao Xinshu very much. She felt that this human being must be able to understand her mood and...her story.

She lowered her voice, and in Qiao Xinshu's expectant eyes, told the first story——

"A long, long time ago, there was a monster named Ibaraki Doji who met the Demon Sword Princess, and he was hacked sixteen times."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

She silently waited for the next sentence, but... Qing Xingdeng looked at her with an extremely expectant look, as if expecting her approval? !

wait wait wait!Bridge Bean Sacks!Isn't the storytelling you said just a one-sentence joke? !

Dancing grass!Really no more text? !

She suddenly understood what Yingcao meant by "short" ==

Immediately afterwards, she understood what "interesting" means ==

Finally, she understood why so few monsters came to listen to the story ==

I saw Yingcao clutching her stomach and laughing lying on the ground, leaning back and forth, tears welling from the corners of her eyes: "Hahaha! It's so funny! Lord Ibaraki was hacked sixteen times! It's so funny!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Where is it funny?Are you still smiling so much?

She really didn't expect Yingcao's smile to be so low ==

……

The same starry sky, the same late night, but the people around are different, and the meaning of everything is different.

Jiu Tun hugged his wine gourd distressedly, and swept over Ibaraki who was lying not far away, the sadness in his heart was really going against the flow.Originally, he was supposed to hold the red leaves and go to Wenrou Township, instead of breathing miasma with Ibaraki in the swamp!

Why did he just watch it without holding back?

No, it's all Ibaraki's fault!

Ibaraki lay sprawled among dead branches and rotten leaves. He looked up at the faint starlight and murmured: "At this time, I should sleep with my true love...why do I come to the swamp with my dear friend?" ?”

Jiu Tun: ...how dare you despise me? !

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ps: Demons: Why are we all unlucky, only you are so clean and comfortable?

Yimulian: I opened Fengshenzhiyou for myself.

Demons: ...

Huang: I gave the Coke to Yimulian, and he gave me the blessing of the wind god.

Demons: ...

ps: Public Shikigami and the contracted film and television company——

Shuten: I think I am suitable for shooting wilderness survival documentaries. I have lived in swamps too many times and I feel that my soul has been sublimated!

Hongye: I think I am suitable for filming pure love TV dramas on campus. It would be even better if the male god Seimei plays with me!

Alcoholic: ...

Ibaraki: I have a dream, to take my love to make an island love action movie!

Qiao Xinshu: I think our love has come to an end.

Ibaraki: ...

Yimulian: I want to shoot solemn and solemn religious historical dramas, which can collect a lot of beliefs.

Huang: Shoot a bed scene with me, and you can harvest the beliefs of rotten women all over the world in minutes~~

Yimulian: ...

Judge: My lord, I have a few scripts on hand, look...

Yan Mo: I want to film a large-scale TV series in which the queen ascends to the pinnacle of power!Then collect a bunch of male pets!

Judge: ...

Big Tengu: What is this?Demon World Victoria's Secret Show?You actually let me go to the Victoria's Secret show?What the hell is a high heel bikini?And... what is this?Bodybuilding competition?Run, monster?Dajiangshan good voice?Return the Pearl to the Tengu?Domineering dog fell in love with me?My runaway little wife?What the hell script are you talking about?

Kagura: This is not a script, this is all money!Be serious!

Big Tengu: ...

ps: Due to the intestinal blockage problem, the update time is a bit late [painful smile]