Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Yasha was dragged to Dajiangshan by Yingcao ==

The petite and lovely Grass Demon seemed to be terrified, weeping all the way and dragging Yaksha's ankle, and ran wildly after the girl's breath.When she finally caught up with the "big army", Yasha was already dying and dying.

Gu Huo Niao looked at a Yasha who had lost half of his life after meeting, and her mood was a bit complicated, but seeing this "child" was a bit pitiful, she still took him with her mercifully, and led a group of little demons It rushed to the depths of the hinterland mightily.

At the same time, Ibaraki and the others who were preparing to eat put down their jade chopsticks, and Qiqi looked up at the sky, and saw a beautiful young man with blond hair and blue eyes slowly falling from the sky with a fan, and the breeze blew through his broken hair. He raised his cold eyebrows and thin lips tightly.

From rapid gliding to light landing, his movements are smooth and flowing in one go, and his gestures are quite elegant.

The majestic demonic aura struck, vast but without the slightest murderous aura, like a gentle and ubiquitous light, covering the body but dripping in the heart.

Big dog...

Ibaraki and Shuten looked at each other and stood up together.And Hongye changed positions without any trace, quietly covering Qiao Xinshu's life gate.Although they didn't feel any malice from the big tengu, the big demon's instinct still made them act both offensively and defensively.

"I'm not here to fight." Big Tengu said slowly, "I'm here to form an alliance."

"Alliance?" Jiu Tun laughed, "Da Tengu, even if we agree to form an alliance, we may backtrack. For example, now, you come to Dajiangshan alone, if Ibaraki and I join hands, you may not be able to leave alive."

"If you leave your life behind, everything in Mount Atago will still belong to Da Jiangshan."

Jiu Tun caressed the wine gourd behind him, and continued: "How confident are you that you dare to walk alone in the mountains and rivers?"

Big Tengu shook his fan, and a cold smile appeared on the corner of his lips: "I'm not confident, but I believe in you."

After drinking for a while, Ibaraki raised his eyebrows.

"Being 'neighbors' for hundreds of years, I know you can't do despicable and shameless things." Big Tengu said, "If you have any plans for Atago Mountain, you would have called on my door."

"What's more..." His beautiful eyes turned slightly, and lightly swept over the positions of Hongye and Qiao Xinshu, "If you really do it, you may hurt them."

Almost at the same time, Shuten and Ibaraki tensed their muscles, looking ready to go.

But the big tengu suddenly changed the subject: "Doing something to a woman is contrary to my righteousness... Well, why don't we sit down and talk about the alliance."

So, with the power of a few words, the big tengu easily occupied a pair of bowls and chopsticks ==

He gracefully lifted the jade chopsticks and picked up a poached egg.His thin lips parted slightly, and he took the first bite gently. He closed his eyes and chewed carefully, with a peaceful and satisfied expression on his face.Accompanied by the breeze and sunshine, the beautiful young man at this moment seems to be extremely holy.

Hongye and Qiao Xinshu were slightly taken aback. They never imagined that a big tengu could eat so well!

Involuntarily, they turned their heads in unison to look at Shuten and Ibaraki's voracious eating faces, showing disgusted expressions in unison.

Alcoholic: ...

Ibaraki: ...

However, not long after sitting down, a harsh sound of metal pulling the ground broke the calm.Everyone stopped the jade chopsticks again, and saw the enchanting and imposing demon sword girl Shi Shiran entering. She stared at Ibaraki and Shuten coldly, and the long knife behind her radiated a gloomy cold light...

So, there is another pair of bowls and chopsticks on the dinner table ==

Yaodao Ji sat down beside Hongye unceremoniously, with one chopstick she forked away the fish balls in Jiu Tun's eyes, with another chopstick she pried away Ibaraki's favorite twice-cooked pork, and finally with her chopsticks she scooped away the sweet and sour pork ribs that Ootengu wanted .

Alcoholic: ...

Ibaraki: ...

Big Tengu: ...

The sixteen knives of Yaodao Ji shaking the world and weeping ghosts and gods couldn't help appearing in their minds, and finally they unanimously decided to remain silent.

However, not long after the peaceful time, Gu Huo Niao came here with a group of little monsters.Ibaraki raised his head to look at the dark heads in the distance, and then looked at their pairs of expectant and salivating eyes... Then he met the threatening and murderous Umbrella Sword of Guhuo Bird...

Ibaraki: ...

Chef Tsutomu Ki, with no expression on his face, was sitting by the stream peeling potatoes with Shuten and Daitengu who were forced to leave the table.Behind them, the cubs cheered and ate up the lollipops he smuggled from the world, and ate up his woman's favorite plum.

"Why should I do this kind of thing?" Jiu Tun cut a potato into cubes, with veins growing on his forehead, "What is this thing? Why does it look so strange!"

"My dear friend, this is called a potato." Ibaraki explained, "It's a product from another world. It will expand after frying. When served with tomato sauce, it is delicious French fries. It can also be chopped into puree and made into mashed potatoes."

"And what is ketchup?"

Ibaraki suddenly felt Qiao Xinshu's frustration when he answered his doubts, "It's just... a kind of sweet sauce..."

Jiu Tun didn't ask any more questions, and he knew that Ibaraki was not very clear when he heard it, so he peeled the skins helplessly, and finally peeled them into dices.

The three big demons fell into a long silence as they stared at the tall potatoes in front of them.

After a long time, Big Tengu suddenly stood up and said, "Please step back, both of you, and let me try."

"What are you going to do?" Jiu Tun asked in surprise, "Um..."

The big tengu suddenly jumped into the air, his hands lightly folded around his shoulders, his head bowed down as if calling.Behind him, a pair of huge wings spread out to cover the sky and sun, setting off a spiraling hurricane.The violent and powerful wind picked up all the potatoes and threw them into the wind blades one by one to spin them!

"Feather Blade Storm!"

After a while, thin slices of skin were peeled all over the ground, and smooth potatoes were pushed into the stream along the air vent to clean them up.Once raw and cooked twice, when Ootengu found the correct way to use Habababa, the drum potato processor is no longer a problem.

Look at this one-stop service of peeling, cleaning and sorting, it is really the only one, there is no other semicolon!

Shuten seemed to be inspired, he stared at the potatoes, lifted the wine gourd and smashed it.With the sound of "咚咚咚", the potatoes have completely turned into mashed potatoes, and only a little modification is needed to feed a group of cubs.

Ibaraki followed closely, and high-temperature black flames steamed from the ghost claws!

……

Within a quarter of an hour, a large pot of fresh and tasty mashed potatoes was served on the table.The cubs circled the dining table excitedly, chirping and talking, and then each scooped up a sufficient portion of mashed potatoes and ate happily.

The breeze blows and the shade is dense.The cubs are healthy and playing, and the women are talking and laughing happily... Such a peaceful scene in Dajiangshan is really indescribably harmonious, so calm and beautiful that even the big monster who is used to bloody storms can't help but sigh.

Jiu Tun was a little dazed, and said, "This...is pretty good. If Hongye and I have a child, I hope he can grow up like this."

Ibaraki's eyes couldn't help softening, and he nodded slightly: "Well, isn't it what men should do to sacrifice their lives for their own women and cubs?"

On the other hand, the big tengu combed his feathers lightly, and got straight to the point: "So, you have agreed to form an alliance. It just so happens that I sent invitations to some senior big monsters. They must come tonight."

Shuten: ...This guy's movements are really fast ==

Ibaraki: ...This guy planned it early on ==

The three big monsters stood for a while, and suddenly realized a serious problem.They form an alliance, and the more monsters they invite, the more food they need to prepare.Even if a large part of senior monsters don't need to eat, if they can see the benefits of the alliance, it may not be impossible to keep more big monsters.

But now, there are only a few hours left before the time of encountering the devil.

"Who did you invite?"

"Everyone who should be invited is invited." Big Tengu said, "Even the black and white envoys are among them."

Ghosts make black... ghosts make white...

Ibaraki's face suddenly became distorted, he still remembered the shitty thing about him dressing up as a woman in the street, which caused Shibai to feel pity... He might have talked about it for a long time in the past, but now——

He quickly looked at Qiao Xinshu, and saw her smiling softly and talking to Gu Huo Niao with a peaceful face.

"My best friend Shuten-douji!" Ibaraki shouted very sincerely, "Tonight, please let Hongye take my woman to the hot spring!"

Alcoholic: ...

Big Tengu: ...

"Shut up Ibaraki!" Jiu Tun said, "You don't have a woman tonight, but I still have a woman!"

Ibaraki: ...too heartbroken, old Tun==

……

It's a pity that when the time of the devil comes, when the big monsters come one after another, even if Jiu Tun wants to spend some time with Hong Ye, he has no time to get away.

Huang holding the white dragon, the white wolf carrying a bow and arrow, Kaguya Ji chasing after playing with Jinyu Ji, and standing silently by the side, whispering with the golden dragon...

The banshee's friendship is always fast. They quickly found a common language, surrounded Qiao Xinshu side by side, and walked towards the large hot spring in the back mountain with balm and bathrobes while laughing.

Yaodao Ji turned her head and glanced at the male demons, and the long knife slashed down half of the mountain with a "clang", which seemed to be a warning and a threat.

"I haven't seen you for ten years, and the Demon Sword Girl is getting more and more terrifying..."

Arakawa shook his fan and said with emotion: "Well, a group of female monsters...only brave warriors who are not afraid of death dare to peep, right?"

However, what Arakawa said was not at the right time, as soon as the word "peeping" came out, there was a "slap" from the girl in front of him!

He hastily raised his fan to block, narrowly avoiding Gu Huo Niao's head-on blow!

The other party glanced at him coldly, flapped his wings and flew towards the back mountain.

Arakawa: ...

The impetuous minds of the male monsters settled down. They entered Ibaraki's palace, found a seat and sat cross-legged at random, and were about to chat a few words, but found that Ibaraki-douji shook his hand and came out of his subspace. A bunch of bright red stuff.

Jiu Tun asked in surprise, "What is this?"

Ibaraki picked up the food on the ground and replied, "This is a special product of another world - spicy sticks!"

"Latiao?" A group of big demons suddenly turned into immature children, with a rare curiosity in their eyes, "What is Latiao?"

"Eatable things." Ibaraki generously handed out the spicy sticks and said, "Delicious and exciting! Only Dajiangshan has the ability to provide you with spicy sticks!"

"Only Dajiangshan? Huh..."

Yasha rubbed the sore back of his neck, mockingly said: "I still don't believe it, how good it can be..."

Brutely opening the packaging bag, Yasha took out a spicy stick and put it into his mouth, then——

Alas!This taste!

Yasha's attitude immediately took a big turn. He hugged the spicy strips and ate happily!From time to time, there was a sound of gasping, the expression on the face was both painful and comfortable, the tip of the tongue was sore and numb, and even the lips were swollen from the heat!

But - just can't stop!

Out of curiosity, Jiu Tun also opened the package... Immediately afterwards, several big monsters joined the ranks of eating spicy sticks, and for a while there was only the sound of breathing in the palace.

Dou Ya sneezed several times in succession, while being so hot that he burst into tears, he was unwilling to let go of the temptation of spicy sticks.He had already turned into the figure of a young man, relying on the fluffy tail behind him, he wanted to eat | immortal | desire | death.

Ibaraki said nothing, but shook again, and moved out from the subspace——Coke!

"What is this?"

"This is called 'Coke'!" Ibaraki said seriously, "Coke and spicy sticks are delicious!"

The demons were convinced, they picked up the Coke one after another, and took a big gulp.

"Damn...Damn...too...too delicious!" Yasha collapsed with joy, "That's the smell! Exciting! Exciting! It seems that I have met a strong opponent!"

Even Huang, who has always been moody and angry, couldn't help but take a second sip, savoring carefully: "Not bad, it feels like they're pulsating on... the tip of my tongue."

The banquet this time was really novel, and many great monsters had already shown interest in their eyes.Big Tengu calmly raised the Coke at Shuten, as if praising their thoughtful preparation.

But in the next second, Ibaraki mysteriously took out a square stone from his inner lining.

It has a black mirror, looking like a spar.But it was just such a spar, under Ibaraki's control, it suddenly shone brightly. The halo and color different from the pearl attracted the eyes of all the monsters, and they gathered one after another, wanting to see what happened.

"Don't worry, I'll show you a big baby!"

Ibaraki showed an excited look.

Their dark heads clustered around the mobile phone, watching as Ibaraki clicked on an unknown thing.

"My best friend!" Ibaraki opened the 64g that Zhou Ziyu sent him back then, "This is definitely a good thing!"

As soon as the screen went black, the scene switched to a Japanese room with an elegant environment as the halo lit up.A plump woman was watering the flowers, and then a young high school student quietly opened a crack in the door...

As time passed by, and with the climax of the plot, all the big monsters were shaken to the point of trembling——

Nima!Fuck!

Ibaraki generously brought the cat film to Dajiangshan, and the "reliable" friendship of the monsters ended like this ==

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ps: Ibaraki: Follow the big rivers and mountains!There is meat to eat!There is a film to watch!And spicy strips!

All the demons: gangsters!Follow along!

Kuro Seimei: I don't understand why my dream of ruling the world was destroyed by Ibaraki?But I understand now that I am 64g behind him in cat tablets.

Seimei: ...

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Jiu Tun hugged Hong Ye tightly: You are not allowed to look at others, only women are allowed to vote for me!

Hongye: ...

Ibaraki hugged Qiao Xinshu tightly: I'm here, who else do you want to sleep with!

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Huang hugged Yimulian tightly: Well, I don’t need money to sleep~~ I can post it to you~~

Yimulian: ...

Yan Mo: Hey, little brother, don’t rush to leave~~ I think I’m in love with you~~

Judge: That...that...

Yan Mo: Come on~~Don’t be nervous~~I will make you comfortable~~

Judge: ...

Gui Shihei: Brother, don't worry, in this dark Cowherd shop, brother will protect you!Will definitely protect you!

Xiao Xiaohei: If you don't let him go, he will be strangled to death by you...

Ghost Messenger: ...

Shuweng: Alas, the world is getting worse and people’s hearts are not old. In this Cowherd’s shop, my "Spring|Palace|Picture" is finally about to be finished~~