Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Facts have proved that there is Ibaraki in the world, and then there are old drivers, and old drivers often have it, but Ibaraki doesn't often have it.After all, no matter how skilled the drifters are, it is impossible to drive a four-wheeled car into a UFO.

I drank some wine and ate two small dishes. The beauty was sitting on the right side and holding the steering wheel on the left side.Ibaraki was so happy that his demon power was confiscated, and the newly bought Rambo let go of himself and became Chang'e embracing the moon.

When it spread its hooves and ran up to the sky happily, Qiao Xinshu, who was a little dizzy, woke up with a sense of weightlessness.She opened her eyes vigilantly, first checked whether her clothes were complete, and then grasped the car door, but suddenly saw the vast Milky Way that was close at hand outside the car window.

Qiao Xinshu: ... Damn it, don't I just time travel? !

She has never seen such an intoxicating scenery, which is deeper, more open-minded, and more magnificent than the beauty she has seen in the blue sky and cold deep sea.

This is a sense of mastery that "hands can pick up the stars", this is a sense of epiphany that "the fairy caresses my head".As a small human being, the closest she got to the sea of ​​clouds was when she got back on the plane and cast her eyes through the narrow and cramped windows, only to lock on to that square inch.

The world is so big, at this moment, Qiao Xinshu's heart, which had been silent for many years, suddenly became agitated!

What human beings long for is not flying, but the freedom that flying brings them.But at this moment, far away from the hustle and bustle of the city, far away from the wine and lights, she stared blankly at the diamond-like Milky Way, even breathing a little harder.

Rambo froze, Ibaraki turned his head to look at her, his dark golden eyes slowly deepened a little.The drunkenness turned into restlessness, frantically opening a certain secret valve, trying to pour out some thoughts.

After spending more than a month with her, it was the first time he saw her face change suddenly, and it was also the first time he saw her so lively.If she was a magnolia in full bloom before, then at this moment, she has become a fragrant white rose.

Ibaraki stretched out his hand as if bewitched, and tightly grabbed the thorny rhizome of the rose.Putting aside all distracting thoughts and throwing off the shackles of restraint, he grabbed her wrist.

Grinning, he laughed arrogantly and presumptuously, flamboyantly and brightly.

"Want to go outside?" His deep voice came, full of temptation, "I know, you want to go, so... come with me!"

All the hypocritical human costumes were taken off, and the big red-haired and golden-eyed monster gently took her hand and hugged her into his arms.He held her waist tightly and said with a light smile, "Hold tight!"

Qiao Xinshu subconsciously tightened his skirt.

In the next second, they were already standing outside Rambo, facing the cold wind at three o'clock in the morning!

The barrier of demon power opened suddenly, and he sat on the roof of the Lambo with her in his arms, his beautiful red hair draped behind him, and with the night wind blowing, he entangled with Qiao Xinshu's figure.

The big monster hugged him contentedly, and put his chin on the top of Qiao Xinshu's head, rubbing it lightly.Immediately afterwards, he rubbed again ==

Qiao Xinshu: ... Boss, have you wiped off the sesame oil on your face? !

Ibaraki smelled of alcohol, probably because of the alcohol at the moment, so the behavior he made was a little outrageous, but compared to the previous unscrupulous appearance in the box of the hot pot restaurant, he just "hugged" and "rubbed for a while." Qiao Xinshu can still accept the way of rubbing.

But it didn't take long before she felt Ibaraki's ghost claws on her waist fell to her buttocks ==

Qiao Xinshu: ...Fuck you for a hug!The old rascal in the demon world!

But scolding is scolding, Qiao Xinshu never dared to do unnecessary actions.When facing a man who has been drinking, she has to be careful. If a man misfires, she will suffer the loss.

So, she ignored the hand and said dryly: "Can you let me go, you are too hot."

"Don't let go." Ibaraki flatly refused, "You are very cold."

It's so comfortable, it's like holding a piece of ice!

Qiao Xinshu: ... Please, I'm hot, okay!Who wants to sit by the fire in the summer?

However, "Stove" Ibaraki didn't want to let her go: "Well, woman, if you weren't so fragile, I'll fly you out of here and go to a higher place."

"A higher place?"

"The plateau sky, the demon world, the spirit world..." Ibaraki smacked his mouth twice, shaking off a lot of information, "Gods live in the plateau sky, they are too arrogant and narrow-minded, after I beat them down a few times, I have to chase after them Kill me for 100 years."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"There are a lot of monsters in the Demon Realm, and it's also my favorite place to go. It's exciting to fight there."

"As for the spirit world, that is the other world connected to Huangquan. It is said that the souls of human beings after death are the masters, and they are constantly resisting the soul-eating monsters that come out of the cracks in space."

He rambled about his world: "But my favorite is Dajiangshan, which is where I laid down inch by inch."

"In spring, the cherry blossoms will bloom, and soon there will be a lot of cherries." He rubbed her hair again, and said in a low voice, "In autumn, the back mountain is full of daisies, and in winter, heavy snow will cover the mountain. , you can see the clearest view in the courtyard."

"Dajiang Mountain also has hot springs..."

Ibaraki is not a demon who can speak beautiful words, even the vocabulary to describe the beautiful scenery is so lacking.But on the contrary, the simplest words can make Qiao feel the most comfortable.

What is a lie and what is the truth, she thinks she can still distinguish clearly.Just a moment before, her former classmate, who was also a human being, shot out swords and arrows from behind, but at the next moment, a big monster who was a foreign race threw an olive branch at her very sincerely.

She couldn't help but looked up at him, and said slowly: "Wherever you yearn for, you can go there without any scruples. As you said, I am just a fragile human being. No matter how beautiful the scenery you said, some of the scenery I will end up with can't be seen."

"Different……"

Ibaraki's muffled voice came, and the smell of alcohol on his body actually became stronger: "I can go by myself, not bad...but I want to take you to see..."

"Even if you are weak and powerless. I want to take you there too... and... I just want to take you there..."

For a moment, Qiao Xinshu only felt her heart beat three or four times faster. She stared at Ibaraki's chin in a daze, but found that his eyes were slightly narrowed, showing a little sleepiness.

Qiao Xinshu: ...Don't talk in your sleep, right? !

Maybe even swallowed her like wine!

There is a sentence "mmp" that must be said!

"Boss, wake up!" Qiao Xinshu shook his collar violently, "Don't sleep, let's go back to the apartment! Don't sleep! This is high altitude!"

"Don't make trouble!" The big monster pulled her hand, hugged her, and said, "If you make trouble again, I won't play with you."

"Wake up!" Qiao Xinshu couldn't bear it anymore, stretched out her hand, and pulled the bloody horns on his head.

The soft and boneless hands tightly grabbed the horns and shook them desperately: "Go back! This place is too high!"

An indescribable tingling pleasure spread throughout her body along the bloody horns. Her hands were soft, warm and tight. Accompanied by her moderate strength, it was like the most intense ecstasy soup, from top to bottom, from bottom to bottom. Up, from the skull to the spine, let the feeling of emotion spread rapidly.

Even the object three inches below the navel showed signs of raising its head...

The big monster opened its eyes, like a cheetah, revealing its bloody and plundering vigor when hunting.

Qiao Xinshu was so frightened that she let go of her hand, but Ibaraki had already leaned over and pinned her domineeringly on the roof of the car.

"Ibaraki—you..."

He stared at her intently, the muscles in the empty long sleeves squirmed to outline the skeleton of the other arm, and then he lowered his head and buried her neck, the ghost claws moved up along her graceful curve, quickly and ruthlessly Kneaded her softest place!

"Ah—you doggy!"

She slapped her over, but was caught by another hand halfway, Ibaraki easily clasped her hand and pressed it aside, a little bloodshot could be seen in his golden eyes: "Damn it, it's obviously you..."

"Touch my horns casually!"

He bit her neck lightly, and pulled off the chain on one side of her: "You woman..."

His hand reached in, slid down her waist, and rubbed her buttocks.

"Is the big monster's horn something you can touch casually?"

"Let go of your dog's paw! Where is it?"

"Here..." As he said, he rubbed it a few more times, "It's so soft..."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

But the big monster is still a little sober at last. Although he has taken advantage of a lot, his pride does not allow him to force a woman to do anything.

Ibaraki finally let go of his hand, moved his lower limbs away and lay on her body, resting his head on her chest: "You provoked me first..."

"Don't touch my horns casually, of course, the horns of other monsters are also not allowed!"

As he spoke, he rubbed her chest.

Qiao Xinshu: ... this old tofu is gone ==

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It was almost four o'clock in the morning before they "safely" returned to the apartment.Afterwards, Qiao Xinshu couldn't resist the drowsiness, she leaned on Simmons and fell asleep without even changing her clothes.

When I woke up, it was already around two o'clock in the afternoon, and my stomach was so empty that even my head felt a little groggy.And she made a slight movement, and woke up Ibaraki who was sleeping lightly beside her.

Countless messy memories began to gather, and when she regained her senses, Qiao Xinshu hurriedly touched Zhou's clothes, only to find that she was very safe, not to mention her skirt, she didn't even take off her stockings ==

She breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at Ibaraki who had just woken up gloomily.

Ibaraki was taken aback for a moment, then turned his head away——

"Tsk, stupid woman, why are you looking at me?"

"Ibaraki Doji, how much do you remember about last night?" She kept smiling and asked, "Do you remember what happened before you went home?"

"What?" Ibaraki looked confused.

"I forgot..." Qiao Xinshu said meaningfully, "You said, you want to take me to the devil world."

"Impossible!" Ibaraki flatly refused, "If you go to the Demon Realm, you won't survive a day!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

She thinks that Ibaraki has two different personalities before being drunk and sober ==

Before waking up, how could she hold her and sit on the roof of the car to look at the stars, and she almost believed it after talking about it!After waking up, the mind is just an ornament, and he has to sing a different tune when she says anything, just like a rebellious adolescent child!

Sure enough, the man's words in the car (on the bed) are unbelievable [blackened smile]!

"Then what do you remember?" Qiao Xinshu's voice was so sweet, "Think about it again, what do you remember?"

"Remember what?" Ibaraki rubbed his forehead, but his mind was filled with various prayers and messy fragments, "I seemed to dream about eating a hamburger last night?"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"That hamburger is so soft, I even squeezed it." Ibaraki squeezed the ghost claw in the void, with a look of unsatisfactory expression on his face, "It's so delicious, I just woke up when I wanted to eat it."

Ibaraki always felt that he seemed to have really forgotten something important, but... the picture was too fragmentary, and his mind was really dizzy.It's not like the aftereffects of a hangover, it's like...someone smacked him on the corner with a brick ==

Numb, soft... For some reason, I feel a little empty? !

Ibaraki pondered for a moment, then turned his head and said according to his own will: "I'm hungry and want to eat a hamburger."

"I want the soft ones, um... the ones the size of a paw."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Falk!Die—beast!

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ps: Shuten: I think Ibaraki should be on If You Are the One.

Hongye: Then watch him being left behind one after another?

Alcoholic: ...

ps: Yimulian: Why did you build a hut next to my shrine?

Huang: live in a different place, cultivate sentiment.

Yimulian: Please change another place.

Huang: How can my dilapidated thatched hut match your old shrine?

Yimulian: My old shrine is already out of business, and if it is paired with a broken thatched hut, there will be no business!

Huang: Why don't you change your business.

Yimulian: For what?

Huang: flesh and blood business [smile]