Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

After laughing at Ibaraki, Qiao Xinshu was completely refreshed. Her waist was no longer sore and her legs were no longer hurting. Even her fever subsided, and she went up to the sixth floor without panting.

When the drip was finished the next day, she frantically ran to the training class to report, and when she came back, she was still holding a stack of basic test papers for the lower grades.

Holding a red pen in her hand, she quickly graded the test papers, and sold Amway to Ibaraki while correcting them: "Why don't you make one as well? It's easy, just practice your hands and consolidate your foundation."

Ibaraki's ghost claw grabbed his half-dyed red hair and resolutely refused: "No!"

"Unexpectedly, you are also afraid." Qiao Xinshu's mouth was lifted, and she became sharp, "So the majestic ghost king can't pass the test of a seven-year-old human?"

Ibaraki: ...

He always felt that she was inexplicably excited today ==

"Let's take the test!" Qiao Xinshu looked at him expectantly, and couldn't help but pull out the blank paper, "One test! Just one!"

Ibaraki: ...

As a monster with the highest value of force, his body instincts are always faster than his brain. Before he clearly conveyed the order of "refusal", his hand had already taken the test paper uncontrollably.

In the next second, Qiao Xinshu eagerly handed the pencil and eraser to his eyes ==

With a slumped face, Ibaraki picked up the pen resignedly.Anyway, I can’t go out in this ghost state recently, since she likes it so much, let’s play with her ==

He is still very confident. As a monster who has lived for hundreds of years, can his experience be inferior to that of human cubs?

Heh, how dare you look down on me, Ibaraki Doji!

The boss calmly started the question, and then wrote "fruit" as "muguo", and "farmer" as "yimin". Looking at his correct handwriting, he suddenly felt that he had won the prize.

But then, he ran into the biggest problem in history: Please use the name of an animal to complete the following idioms.

Ibaraki bit the tip of his pen, thinking about Mr. Ye...what's the matter?

Ye, is it a leaf?Male, is it gender?Ye Gong...the male leaf...why do you think it is ten thousand years bamboo?

Ye Gong: I feel that my coffin can't be held down anymore!

What's so good about Wannian Bamboo?This is really a problem!

etc!correct!Ibaraki's eyes lit up suddenly, he remembered that Wannianzhu was green all over, so it was "Ye Gong is so green"? !

Wannianzhu: When you say that, I feel so green too==

No, that's not right, the title says that an animal is needed to complete it, so... green, green... donkey? !

Ibaraki immediately made a decision and wrote "Ye Gong is a good donkey"!This time he felt that he had surpassed the wisdom of mortals!It's broken, even the smile spreads to the face ==

Ye Gong: Lift up my coffin board!

After solving a difficult problem, he immediately swooped in with the next idiom: "Li Daru... How is it?"

Ibaraki felt that in this world, no one could compete with him.So the correct answer should be "As strong as I am"... Then the question arises, how to explain the image of "I"?

The boss couldn't help touching the horns on the top of his head, thinking of a more similar and delicious animal, he immediately wrote "Strong as a sheep" ==

Feeling relieved, when he saw the next question, Ibaraki, who had already been familiar with the routine, smiled contemptuously and swiped his pen: cats fight dogs!

……

Five or ten minutes later, when Qiao Xinshu took Ibaraki's test paper, she was stunned for a moment, then buried her face deeply in her palm, her shoulders shrugged, and her whole body trembled as if shaking.Slightly suppressed laughter came out, and it took a long time before she blushed and stood up, facing Ibaraki's rather "innocent" face...

"Ibaraki, you really..." Qiao Xinshu took a deep breath, and felt that for this kind of beginners, education should not be punished, but encouragement should be advocated, "The handwriting...is very correct..."

Ibaraki gave her a haughty look, and nodded slightly reservedly: "You are very discerning."

Qiao Xinshu: I'm going to get glaucoma soon==

Taking a deep breath, suppressing the blurted laughter, she turned to the extended sentence and composition on the back.Papers for the lower grades are generally intuitive and vivid, focusing on simple anthropomorphic metaphors, and even writing is mostly based on pictures.

A very simple cartoon, a little girl wants to pick flowers on the side of the road, but her mother stops her and educates her to care for the environment and protect her home.

As for Ibaraki's composition, there are a lot of typos, and I don't know if it was influenced by the haiku in the Heian-kyo period. His writing style is very concise, and it also brings out some cruel poetry in an awkward way——

"Flowers are ugly, people are ugly, only by protecting each other can they have the courage to live."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

She hopes that Ibaraki Doji can change his mind ==

……

The next morning, Qiao Xinshu had enough patience to explain the papers to Ibaraki, and by the way, strengthened his writing and calligraphy practice.But the big monster was very puzzled and entangled in the answers to the paper.

"Why is it wrong for cats to fight dogs? Nine Lives cats never stop fighting when they meet Inugami!"

The boss stared at his failed test paper, full of anger.

"Enter the dragon and fight the tiger is a fixed idiom that cannot be dismantled..."

"Impossible! Abe Seimei's dragon and Yuan Hiroya's tiger never fight! They will meet up to drink hot soup and sake!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...the Mariana Trench cannot be crossed ==

In the end, she still sighed, and decided to persuade Ibaraki to put down the idol drama and learn from the beginning seriously.I don't know how long the big monster will stay here, but it has been more than a month and there is no sign of him leaving. I think he will live in this world for a long time.

As time goes by, language becomes a skill that must be mastered.

But at this moment, Qiao Xinshu's cell phone rang suddenly.She let go of her pen and turned on her phone, asking, "Hi, hello! Who are you?"

"Yuantong Express, come down and get it. Do you have a snakeskin bag at home? If so, bring it down. You have a lot of things!"

The other side seemed to be very busy and noisy, and she had just answered "yes" reflexively before the other party hung up the phone.

But, not long after, another phone rang.

"STO Express, come down and get it, you take a few big bags! Is there a man at home? Shout out and carry it!"

"Hello, that..." Qiao Xinshu just hung up the phone after hearing the conversation.

Full of doubts, she turned around and went to the grocery cabinet to empty a few plastic bags. When she was about to go out, she was still thinking about when she bought a courier...

However, as soon as he stepped out of the door, the phone rang again.

Qiao Xinshu answered the phone feebly: "Hello..."

"ZTO Express, come down and get it! Find some big bags!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Numbly, she went down the stairs and along the path to the door. During this short period of time, she received several calls again - Quanfeng, Post, Yunda, SF Express.

If she didn't know that Ibaraki was messing up again at this moment, her brain would be in vain.

Dragging a few plastic bags to the door, even seven or eight courier vehicles were blocked there. From the first second she appeared, the eager eyes of the courier brothers and sisters passed over, and many even raised their hands to pat her. Pointing to his car, pointing to the pile of goods and saying——

"It's Qiao Xinshu, right?"

"Um……"

"This car is yours, move it quickly!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"Sister, you're really crazy, my truck is yours too!" A little brother in a black hat laughed, "Some of them are big things, can you really carry them by yourself?"

"Speaking of which, why do you buy the same style as the fairy? Do you still have to finish your ant flower?"

"What kind of ant spends money, maybe he is a hidden local tyrant!"

It was rare that so many couriers got together and did not grab business, but chatted affectionately.Qiao Xinshu chose a car at random, and began to pick things out of the plastic bags.

What the hell? !

Hairpins, socks, Hanfu, T-shirts, cups, pillows of the same style as immortals... What the hell is dancing grass?The same style of underwear!What a fucking dog!

And what is this?

That's great, my big brother Ibaraki!sheet?folding umbrella?Peripheral posters?

Qiao Xinshu dug harder and harder, until she actually dug out a high-end customized doll of the same style as an emergency gift, a feeling of wanting to scream reached its peak.

She tightly clutched the trademark of the doll of the same style, wishing she could tear it up!If this is seen by others, where will her old face be put?

However, in life, eight out of ten unsatisfactory people.Sometimes blessings come in pairs, but misfortunes always come in pairs.

She was thinking about where to borrow a snakeskin bag to pack her things away, but she heard the sound of a few pairs of high-heeled shoes landing behind her, and a familiar female voice greeted behind her with some doubts: "Are you... Is Joe comfortable?"

She pulled the doll's hand tightly, and turned her head stiffly.

"Hi, it's really you."

Standing not far from her were three slim beauties. The woman surrounded by them had long wavy hair and was very bright. She was wearing a high-end chiffon dress. She looked up and down with a smile on her face. Qiao, who was packing up the courier, felt relieved.

"Be safe." She said with some concern, "Are you changing jobs? I heard... aren't you a teacher in a training class?"

Instead, Qiao Xinshu put down the express mail calmly, and responded kindly: "Long time no see, don't come here, Zhang Feixue."

"I'm so happy that you still remember me. It's you, who has maintained the original appearance after a long time, but I can't recognize you..."

"It's okay. Although you don't recognize me, you still remember my work. I'm very pleased." Qiao Xinshu smiled, "Father forgive you for being naughty."

Zhang Feixue: ...

She stretched out her fingers and curled her long hair. After a moment of silence, she suddenly smiled and said, "By the way, the monitor is going to organize a class reunion in a few days. You can be there. I got the news earlier, but tonight He should have informed you."

"In case there are too many people notified, and the squad leader accidentally misses one..."

Qiao Xinshu picked up the bag full of couriers and said with a smile, "Wait until he informs me. I won't go until I receive the notice."

Zhang Feixue paused, didn't say anything more, and said goodbye: "I'm going to have a dinner at a friend's house right now, but I didn't expect you to live here too. Which villa do you belong to?"

"Which building?" Qiao Xinshu smiled happily, and raised the bag in her hand, "Do you want to help me carry the express?"

Zhang Feixue simply stopped talking, said goodbye politely, and walked forward holding the hand of the female companion beside her.They walked away through the garden, and there were a few faint jeers.

"She doesn't have a single famous brand on her body. So many couriers, she borrowed money, right?"

"It doesn't look like a rich person! People like us go to special counters, so we don't need express delivery."

"The attitude is so proud... Who do you think you are!"

Qiao Xinshu turned cold.There are always some people in this world who see you as unfaithful, even if you did nothing and didn't provoke her, you still attract people's attention.

Just because she didn't hang around that "goddess", she never tripped her up... Class reunion, hehehe!

She lifted her heavy handbag, and was about to ask the little brother beside her for a favor.Suddenly, she found that a hand helped her hold up the large item, which was easily carried on her shoulder.

As soon as she turned her head, she met Ibaraki's disguised face.

"Stupid woman, haven't come back for so long!"

"Ibaraki... who bought it, hey!"

The boss shut up, turned his head to the garden suddenly, and asked coldly, "Hey, tell me, what is a villa? What is a famous brand? What is a counter?"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"Looking so ugly, it really depends on mutual protection to have the courage to survive." Ibaraki commented sharply, "My Ibaraki Doji's courier, what counter can I compare?"

Qiao Xinshu: ... Your express delivery is amazing == Also, how much have you listened to? !

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ps: Boss: How can my express delivery be compared to you little spicy chickens? !

Jiu Tun: At this time, shouldn't I say, my woman is something you can talk about?

Hongye: That’s fine, he’s just going to die alone, why are you so fussy?

ps: The cat from the neighbor on the left and the dog from the neighbor on the right got into a fight, which frightened the old hen raised by my grandmother. I just watched it jump up and down with its bright red buttocks up and down, make a splash, and then the cat stopped and the dog rested ==