Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Qiao Xinshu always felt that the boss Ibaraki this morning was extraordinarily arrogant.She hugged the pillow in front of her, trying to end the previous awkward chat with a dry smile, but unfortunately, the plump ideal always had diarrhea in the face of the skinny reality, and became even shriveled than the empty daydream.

She can't answer "I really look forward to the stars and the moon and want to bring you back", right? !

I feel that if I speak my heart out, I will be punched to death by the boss every minute ==

She put on a stiff smile, looked at the boss's increasingly unhappy face, and changed the subject: "Um, boss, what do you want for breakfast? What do you want for lunch? What do you want for dinner?"

There is nothing that can't be solved with one meal, if there is, then eat two meals!

However, Big Boss Ibaraki didn't buy it: "Oh, woman, do you think I'm an idiot?"

To be reasonable, you really are... and you are still a big bucket!

"Of course not!" Qiao Xinshu replied firmly, "Whether it is in terms of appearance, force or ability, Boss Ibaraki, you are a monster at the top! If you are a rice bowl, then our group of weak people will be rice bowls. How insignificant is the bowl in comparison!"

"What's more, how can the 'barrel' alone reflect your level, big brother? I think using the 'tank' can more vividly highlight your glorious and stalwart side!"

These words are right, if Ibaraki is a barrel, isn't a human being a bowl?No, human beings are at most a cup, how can they be compared with his bucket!It must be impossible!

Very logical and completely flawless!

"Huh." The big logical dead Ibaraki made a short nasal sound, indicating that this flattering is very comfortable, and I will let you off for the time being, "You are sensible. Listen, woman, I want meat for breakfast. "

The boss is really domineering, the word "meat" is enough to cover all kinds of flying, swimming in the water, running on the ground, and then extended to amphibians, reptiles, molluscs, mammals... as the top of the food chain Da Yao, Ibaraki said that his iron stomach is fearless!

Qiao Xinshu nodded, opened Meituan to place an order with a blank face, and "swish, swish, swish" took a few pages of delicacies: Why don't you eat your balls ==

Time always flies by at the moment of "buying, buying, buying". After placing the order, Qiao Xinshu glanced at her mobile phone, thinking that the fastest takeaway will arrive in about 10 minutes, and now she should get up no matter what.

But... Qiao Xinshu raised her eyes, and looked directly at the big brother Ibaraki who was staring at her motionlessly, and the hundred thousand mud horses in her heart galloped past again with their lives.

Sorry, being looked at by an adult man like this, she really doesn't have the guts to throw away the pillow and let herself go ==

"Boss Ibaraki." Qiao Xinshu pointed to the door unceremoniously, "I want to change clothes, please go out."

Ibaraki: "Oh..."

The boss smiled arrogantly, but still got up and walked out, with his long sleeves rolled up, he even closed the door behind him!

He closed the door!

Just when Qiao Xinshu felt that Ruzi Ibaraki could teach civility, Ibaraki's cold voice came through the translator outside: "Women are really troublesome. They don't look as good as me. It doesn't matter if they wear them or not."

Qiao Xinshu: .... Goubi (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Throwing away the pillow, Guangspeed tidied himself up.Qiao Xinshu tied up her hair and walked out of the bedroom wearing light blue overalls. The first thing she saw was the money bag and the gold card that the boss was still on the coffee table.

In the next second, Qiao Xinshu immediately retreated to the bedroom and rummaged through the cabinets. After realizing that she was not missing any underwear, she breathed a sigh of relief.

There is always a way for the big monster to go out for a walk, but if it takes her personal belongings, it will not be so wonderful, but it's okay...

Just as she stepped into the living room again and was about to wait for the takeaway call, the familiar melody of the mobile phone suddenly rang, breaking the silence of the room.

Ibaraki, who was leaning against the window, turned her face to the side, watching Qiao Xinshu frantically turning on her mobile phone in a beautiful body. She seemed to have seen something terrible, and the expression on her face became like an enemy.

Ibaraki immediately took big steps towards her: "Woman, why do you..."

"Hey! Mom!" Qiao Xinshu quickly stretched out her hand and covered Ibaraki's mouth, "Hey, I'm in the apartment, what's wrong? Oh, I don't go to work in the morning, right..."

When the skin touched the lips, Ibaraki was slightly stunned, and then held her wrist: "Woman, you..."

Seeing that Ibaraki was about to blurt out something again, Qiao Xinshu made a decisive decision, threw off the slippers and stepped on his instep, crushing him several times.

Doing this kind of thing is familiar the second time, and you can do it with your eyes closed the third time.At this time, you not only have to step on your feet, but also cover your mouth!Even at the risk of being beaten to death by the boss, she must not let her mother hear the voice of a man in the bachelor's apartment!no way!

Thankfully, Ibaraki didn't make it difficult for her somehow, just let her step on her feet, and then calmly turned on the translator.

"Relax, mom and dad will go to your place to find you later, by the way..."

"No, don't come looking for me!" Qiao Xinshu said with chills, "I'm a little busy recently, and I'm going out soon."

"Hey, you're going out? That's just right!" Qiao's mother chuckled and said, "I came to see you today for something, your grandson, remember? She was my mother's playmate when she was young, and the one who married far away later. Aunt Sun—she's back."

Oh, maybe you plan to take her out for a dinner, right?

"Is it a dinner party?" Qiao Xinshu was a little distressed, "Mom, can I not go?"

"No, your auntie Sun came back with her son." Qiao's mother laughed, and Qiao Xinshu's heart skipped a beat when she laughed, "Young man is the same age as you, and you don't have a girlfriend yet! Come out and meet me later." See you, tidy yourself up."

When she heard "son", Qiao Xinshu felt vaguely uneasy. When her mother finished speaking, she opened her eyes numbly, thinking that it was so...

"Don't shirk, feel comfortable, just come out and see, and you won't lose a piece of meat."

There will be no shortage of meat, but it feels like life!

Qiao Xinshu's face was full of cows: To be reasonable, whether you leave Ibaraki at home or take you to a blind date, it seems to be... a proposition!

"Mom—" Qiao Xinshu was really scared, "I haven't prepared lessons yet, I..."

"See you at the 'Old Place' restaurant at nine o'clock." Qiao's mother said, "If you dare to escape, I will take the young man to your work unit!"

It's so long!

Until today, Qiao Xinshu once again remembered the fear of being dominated by a blind date!

For a moment, it felt like the sky was falling!

What's wrong with getting older?What's wrong with not wanting to fall in love?Not forced to go on a blind date!Not forced to marry and have children!So angry!Couldn't keep smiling at all!

She hung up the phone depressedly, squatting on the ground and scratching her ears and cheeks irritably.

Assi!If she leaves now, Ibaraki... How should she be settled?What if the boss is curious and wants to follow along?

God!Let her die!

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ps: I think my new pseudonym is full of the brilliance of maternal love [Guhuo Bird's Smile]

As for why it is "liver" and not "dry", I think what code text needs is my whole liver [weak smile]

Also, I changed my pseudonym because it was too thick and long to fit the size of our little green station, so I changed it [Mosaic Smile]