Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

In the see-saw of "eating or not", a life-and-death issue, Qiao Xinshu hated defeat and bowed her head to the power of the big boss.The "Empress" Ibaraki raised her head proudly to signal Qiao Xinshu's "father-in-law" to lead the way ahead, and selected delicious food for him to "serve the bed" tonight.

The boss glanced at the takoyaki, and Eunuch Qiao opened his wallet—to buy; the tip of his nose pointed at Kanto Cook, and Eunuch Qiao threw out the banknotes——to buy; the boss pointed at the lamb skewers, and Eunuch Qiao rolled up his sleeves— -purchase!

Buy buy buy!Buy early and enjoy early, buy late and beg!Buy regret three days, do not buy regret three years!

Qiao Xinshu, who has been so red-eyed by shopping, seems to have forgotten the purpose of this encounter. She is immersed in the pleasure of spending money and cannot extricate herself, as if possessed by Changshan Zhao Zilong, and can kill seven times in the food street.

"Heh! Dogecoin Malatang, I will cook you 100 yuan today!"

"Hehe! There are still clams, listen, I have contracted all the clams here!"

"Hehehe! Pancake fruit! The boss came and packed [-] pieces to take away!"

So, Ibaraki, who was enjoying the delicious food, gradually realized——Hey, why are there more and more things in his arms? !

As Qiao Xinshu's shopping gradually deepened, Boss Ibaraki's complexion has changed from enjoying the taste to being as black as the bottom of a pot, and then from being as black as the bottom of a pot to being insensitive.At this moment, his hands, shoulders, and even his ears are covered with shopping bags. Whenever he wants to speak, Qiao Xinshu can quickly pick up pancakes and stuff them into his mouth. fast ==

"Hey, girl—" snapped, a piece of grilled sausage.

"I said you—" Paji, a piece of pineapple.

"You live--" Paji, a small octopus ball.

Ibaraki: ...

The boss chewed and swallowed expressionlessly. At this moment, even as a big monster, he felt a deep sense of powerlessness and frustration.Human women are really troublesome. I really don't understand why his best friend Shuten falls in love with them over and over again?

Don't be stupid, right? !

For the first time, Ibaraki-douji questioned the aesthetics and taste of his best friend Shuten-douji ==

He raised his foot and mechanically followed behind Qiao Xinshu. Slowly, Ibaraki's lazy expression became a little cold.He raised his eyes and scanned the crowd around him, and there was a car speeding up behind him.

Pursing her thin lips lightly, she quickly stepped forward and leaned over her shoulders to push away Qiao Xinshu. At the same time she exclaimed, a motorcycle sped past her, and the man on the car had no time to retract his outstretched hand. He didn't snatch the other party's bag, so he yelled at Qiao Xinshu: "Damn bitch!"

The shopping bag was unloaded in an instant, and Ibaraki's demonic power swept over Qiao Xinshu who was about to fall, raised his hand to pick up the boxed steamed bun, and threw it on the opponent's head quickly, ruthlessly and accurately.

There was only a "bang" sound, and the freshly baked steamed bun hit the speeding thief's face with precision. The man in the back seat was burned out of the car with a howl, and the accomplice in the front seat also couldn't grasp the direction. After a stagger, he wobbled and fell, hitting the guardrail next to the park.

The crowd around screamed, and most passers-by who witnessed this brief scene rushed to call the police, and the street was in chaos for a while.

"Mom sells batches! Stinky bitch, you are courting death, aren't you!"

The two speeding thieves got up from the ground and took two pieces of steel pipes from the motorcycle. They failed to snatch the bag but were ready to beat someone. They rushed towards Qiao Xinshu aggressively, completely ignoring the two "weak women".

Although Qiao Xinshu was still in shock, she also understood the cause and effect.Her extravagant spending has attracted the attention of some Xiao Xiaoxiao, this is her fault, she will not push it!But just because she has money to spend doesn't mean she deserves to be robbed!

Isn't it just doing things? !

This Ibaraki was clenching his fists to loosen his muscles and bones, but Qiao Xinshu had already taken out the anti-wolf spray, and if he disagreed with him, he would do it!She made up her mind to act first, and at the moment when the other party thought she was frightened, she suddenly sprayed the snitch's eyes!

"what--"

Before the steel pipe had time to hit the ground, Qiao Xinshu didn't stop doing anything, raised her foot, and slammed her knee against the Snitch's cock!

"Aw—" The Snitch let out a scream, clutching his seriously injured lower body and fell to the ground, Qiao Xinshuyou was dissatisfied, so he raised his foot and kicked hard again!

"Dare to rob my old lady, you can kill me offspring!"

Ibaraki: ...

The masses: suddenly feel the worry of Dandan ==

Ibaraki opened his dead fish eyes, watching Qiao Xinshu kicking the man's deadliest place one after another, he subconsciously raised his hand and slapped him. He thought he was slapping away an annoying fly, but he never expected that Knocked out another snitch.

After stepping on seven feet, Qiao Xinshu escaped from the demonic runaway state. In an instant, she returned to the image of the gentle, amiable, dignified and loving teacher Qiao. Looking at the little thief writhing in pain on the ground, her big eyes were full of tears. Feeling of fear.

"The speeding car thief is so hateful and terrifying! It scares me to death!"

As she spoke, she patted her chest as if in shock, and retreated a few steps silently.

Ibaraki: ...

My best friend Shuten-douji!Why on earth did you fall in love with this kind of woman? !

The siren sounded, from far to near, as the parties involved in the first scene, Qiao Xinshu and Ibaraki Doji were brought into the police station along with the two speeding thieves ==

It took a long time to be taken to the police station to drink tea. Qiao Xinshu thought that she would not be able to go back to the training class tonight, so she had no choice but to take out her mobile phone and call the person in charge, Teacher Liang. Apologize.

After dealing with the matter at hand, the police officer sat next to the two of them and began to take notes seriously.

"We have a general understanding of the cause of the incident and the results, but we still need you to cooperate with our work."

The young police officer said solemnly, his eyes glanced at Qiao Xinshu, and then he paused slightly on Mr. Ibaraki: "Um... I want to ask, which one of you is the one who knocked out the speeding thief?"

No wonder the policeman asked this question, Mr. Ibaraki is still in women's clothing, so beautiful and charming, even the policeman can't imagine that such a delicate beauty can give someone a concussion with a slap ==

"The speeding thief who was knocked out is now sent to the hospital... concussion, and he is still in a coma."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Ibaraki: I don't understand...

"Forget it..." Seeing that no one answered, the police officer who obviously had no experience with girls scratched his head and changed the subject, "So... which one of you is the speeding thief... Uh, The one who can't lift it?"

Qiao Xinshu said in a daze, "...it's me."

"Oh..." The police officer smiled awkwardly, and turned to look at Mr. Ibaraki, "Then you are the... heroine who beat someone out of concussion?"

Qiao Xinshu: ... I said big brother, you are talking awkwardly, do you know that?Is there such a use of the word "female heroine"?

So here comes the question, why is it the heroine who beat people out of the concussion?Why kick people to the point of immobility?

Brother, you are achievement discrimination ==

Ibaraki gave the policeman a faint look, as if he understood what they were doing.

A second later, he suddenly bowed his head, and assumed the image of a weak sister Lin.The beauty's depressed mood instantly infected the entire police station. In an instant, tears accumulated in her beautiful eyes, which would never fall, and she was surprisingly weak.

Qiao Xinshu: Boss, is it really okay for you to add drama to yourself like this =口=! ! !

Big brother Oscar owes you a queen, do you know =口=! ! !

Everyone: My God, those two goddamn speeding thieves dare to snatch the goddess' bag!detention!sentence!

"You... don't worry! We will definitely judge the case according to the law and fairly! As long as they get into the game, they don't want to get out! We promise that no one will come to trouble you!"

The officer said indignantly, and everyone was passionate.

Boss Ibaraki simply leaned on Qiao Xinshu's shoulder: "Hey..."

Qiao Xinshu: I have an mmp that I must say!

However, the matter is not over yet. Ibaraki seems to be addicted to acting. In order to try to be realistic in the situation of occupational diseases, he delicately takes out a "handkerchief" from his arms in the way of a noble lady in Heianjing, and gently wipes it under his eyes. Laugh with tears.

only--

Everyone: Wait!Goddess, what are you holding in your hand? !

Qiao Xinshu: Wo Ri!Why do these lace panties look so familiar? !

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Seimei: How did you get together?

Ibaraki & Qiao Xinshu: His|her duplicity attracted me==