Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

People in China inevitably have to consider three questions: What should I eat for breakfast?What should I have for lunch?What should I have for dinner?

If you have a better appetite, you may have to think about it: what should I eat for supper?

If you are a foodie, you have to prepare some extra supplies: how about some snacks?What about all the delicious ones?Well then eat it all!

But now, from solving the three most basic questions to a high-scoring question and adding additional additional questions, Ibaraki Doji is invincible on the "foodie" test paper, not only quickly entered the battle mode, There is also a big hang on the mode, even the negative buff "hunger" is turned on for 24 hours.

I thought that a big meal along the street and two hundred hot dogs could fill up Ibaraki Doji's stomach, but judging by the speed at which a certain monster destroyed three barrels of instant noodles as soon as he returned to the apartment, that amount of ideas seemed far from enough.

So here comes the question, how much should she put in every day to feed this bottomless pit? !

Thinking hard!

"Boss... aren't you full yet?" Qiao Xinshu asked cautiously, "You've eaten a lot, is your stomach really alright?"

After drinking the last sip of instant noodle soup, Ibaraki touched his mouth and said, "Stupid woman, monsters are not so fragile."

He returned to his men's clothes, raised his hand and patted the armor formed by the condensed demon power, and saw that layer of armor scattered like water, revealing his red and white demon clothes inside.The belt tightened his thin waist very tightly, and under the thin fabric, the masculine abdominal muscles were faintly visible, flat and natural, with no trace of fullness after eating.

"The physical condition of little monsters and half monsters is indeed affected by food, but at the level of big monsters, no amount of food is just part of the energy."

"The big monster doesn't need to eat, the free energy between the heaven and the earth is the nutrient, and the flesh and blood of the big monster of the same level is the holy nourishment." Ibaraki said lightly, "Your human food is good to satisfy your cravings, but it's full... Oh, it's impossible."

As he spoke, he picked up a toothpick and inserted an apple into his mouth.

Qiao Xinshu looked hopeless: "That is to say... if you don't stop it, you can keep eating it?"

"That's right." Ibaraki rolled his eyelids and gave her a look of charity, "I am very satisfied with the food, woman, for the sake of not neglecting me, I can satisfy one of your requests."

I beg you to return to Heian-kyo quickly!

Qiao Xinshu said solemnly: "I have nothing else to ask for!"

Her eyes are clear and her words are loud, as if she is really a saint who has no desires or desires.But Ibaraki just glanced at her, and casually took out an exquisite box from the subspace, and placed it in front of Qiao Xinshu.

Ghost Claw opened the lid, revealing that the box was full of exquisite accessories, even a lot of Beijing red on the lips of women.

Qiao Xinshu stared at the accessories and lipstick in the box with a strange expression for a while, and then stammered after a while, "Boss...why do you carry these things with you?"

Ibaraki looked at her strangely: "As a woman, don't you bring these things?"

Qiao Xinshu: ...So these days, real men go out beautifully with their makeup bags, and real women sing with their bare faces up to the sky?

The room fell into a mysterious silence. After a long while, in order to break the deadlock of the awkward chat, Qiao Xinshu took out the cosmetics that had been left unused after two or three uses from the bedroom, and said, "Boss, take these back, I don't lack them."

As she said that, she lined up her inventory word by word, and took out a tube of lipstick and gestured: "This is 'lipstick', which is the thing in your box to wipe your lips."

Twist out a section and lightly painted it on the back of the hand, Qiao Xinshu showed the cinnabar color to Mr. Ibaraki: "I don't lack anything for facial shaving. Also, women here are used to wearing hair or ponytails, and your accessories are also No need."

Qiao Xinshu's original intention was just to let Ibaraki take back this precious box, but Ibaraki's brain circuit is different from ordinary people, he even felt that Qiao Xinshu deliberately compared cosmetics with him!

But it is clear that after food, the unique cosmetics of the 21st century immediately attracted the attention of women's clothing bigwigs.

"What is this?" Ibaraki pushed the box aside, picked up a bottle of toner and weighed it, "Water? Can you drink it?"

"No! This is toner!" Qiao Xinshu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "After washing the face, apply it on the face to soothe the skin, replenish moisture, maintain and repair."

Ibaraki listened half-comprehensively, and fumbled a bit to unscrew the bottle cap, poured some on the back of his hand and rubbed it: "...it's cold, but it's still comfortable. Hmm... what about this one?"

"This is lotion." Qiao Xinshu explained, "It is also moisturizing and repairing, suitable for dry seasons."

"what about this?"

"This is a bb cream that improves skin tone and isolates dirt."

Ibaraki twisted a little bit and rubbed it on the back of his hand, and saw that the originally healthy wheat-colored skin became smooth and soft, revealing a soft luster.His eyes lit up slightly, and then he aimed at the concealer, mascara, eyeliner, eye shadow and blush on the coffee table...

Qiao Xinshu: ...so why did I chat with a man about cosmetics for so long==

In the end, Qiao Xinshu couldn't take it anymore, so she simply turned on Ibaraki's claw machine and found a beauty blogger's scarf, then opened another claw machine's translator and put it in front of Ibaraki, let him figure it out for himself!

When the video was first played, Ibaraki was taken aback again, and when he realized that this thing called a "mobile phone" not only allows people to communicate with each other but also transmit images, his eyes changed completely.

"If his best friend also has a mobile phone..." Even if he is far away from each other, he can still see his best friend every day!

Qiao Xinshu: ...Damn idiot!

The beauty blogger in the video appeared without makeup. She has a slightly baby-fat duck-egg face, double eyelids, and a small cherry mouth. Apart from a slightly collapsed nose bridge, she really can't find any other shortcomings.It can be said that she looks Xiaojiabiyu and has a good background.

But Mr. Ibaraki still sneered with disgust: "Ugly."

Qiao Xinshu: ...Yes yes yes, you are beautiful!You are the most beautiful!

However, the result is always abruptly reversed, when Ibaraki watched her apply makeup layer by layer on her face, let the eyebrow pencil brush eyeliner mascara go wild on the contours, comb the messy hair to change the style, and then put on a little bit lipstick...

In the end, she turned into a charming little witch with a melon face, blue eyes, three-dimensional nose bridge, and beautiful complexion that even Mr. Ibaraki didn't know. She put on short blonde hair, changed into a tight-fitting cheongsam, and began to cosplay a Two- The dimensional characters immediately attracted praise from many fans.

If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes—

Ibaraki: ...is this the same person? !

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So, the boss embarked on the road of no return for beauty makeup [funny]