Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

In the world of foodies, a tacit relationship can be established without too many words.For example, sharing the basket of tomatoes at the back of Dajiang Mountain, rushing to buy the special delicious desserts in the cake shop, waiting for a bowl of delicious Lanzhou ramen...

Huang is two meters tall, with an aura of two meters and eight. He has the aura of a domineering president all over his body, and he looks noble and glamorous, but he is more terrifying than anyone else when he eats; Shen Guang, who has compassion for life, has never been soft when grabbing food.

They have never met each other... To be precise, they have never seen each other before entering Dajiangshan. Even if they have heard a little about the names of "Huang" or "Yimulian", it is just "hearing".

But since Oeyama and Atagosan formed an alliance, and since Shuten and Ibaraki began to summon the big monsters to create the so-called "paradise", they embarked on the road to Oeyama with a dispensable attitude, and then stepped into this thief ship , beyond redemption==

Huang was once a gloomy boy obsessed with building thatched huts by the sea, and Yimulian was once a fallen god longing for faith in a dilapidated shrine.But after they joined the Dajiangshan luxury package, all gloomy teenagers and fallen gods became members of the foodie family.

Their relationship can be described as harmonious, especially when sharing snacks.

Whether it is Yimulian or Huang, they are used to carrying a small bead containing subspace, putting it in their pocket, and stuffing it with delicious snacks.

The subspace of the small beads is not large, and the left and right are only the size of a wardrobe, but for foodies who feel like dying after breaking out of snacks, it is simply a life-saving artifact, and they cannot be parted for life.

And because of the snacks, the two big monsters subconsciously avoided all the cubs.After all, letting the cubs know that the big demon likes to eat wave lollipops does not seem to be a good thing for the image ==

So, they would always get together in secret, looking around when no one was around, and began to share the newly discovered delicacies.

But because of taste issues, the two also had conflicts.For example, during breakfast time, Huang ordered salty tofu nao, and Yimulian ordered sweet tofu nao.

The two men sat next to each other in a snack shop on the street, looked at each other with contempt, and started a "fierce" debate on which was better, sweet and salty.And what they call "intense" is to compete who eats more, as if whoever eats more proves which one tastes better ==

Therefore, when Qing Xingdeng and Yan Mo, who had met on the street, walked arm in arm and walked to the food street, they heard the humans around them whispering, their tone full of excitement for watching a good show.

"I laughed so hard, two idiots came to the food street, fighting to the death for sweet or salty tofu nao! They ate up all the tofu nao in 'Ma Jia Zao Ji', and now they are fighting for 'Zheng's Vegetarian Vegetarian' Tofu brains hahaha!"

Qing Xingdeng and Yan Mo looked at each other, and had a bad guess vaguely in their hearts.They quietly followed the spectators to the Vegetarian Restaurant, and as expected, they saw Huang and Yimulian sitting in the lobby, with bowls of tofu nao piled up in front of them!

There were crowds of people around, and someone shouted: "One more bowl! Another bowl! Drink! Don't be cowardly!"

Yan Mo and Qing Deng: ...

In the end, it was Qing Xingdeng who quickly went back to the apartment and dragged out the nightmare-eating tapirs. After performing a large-scale dream, he successfully fished out the two big monsters.To be a demon has to have the bottom line of being a demon, Qing Deng slapped the money on the table, grabbed one with Yan Mo, and dragged it to the apartment with all their strength.

Unexpectedly, these two will not stop, for the sake of the sweet and salty battle, they agreed to discuss swords with tofu brain tomorrow morning!Provocative words similar to "don't go and wait for me after school".

Although the sword debate was exciting, the process was not ideal——

After returning to the room, both Huang and Yimulian rushed into the bathroom, holding the toilet bowl and throwing up.The sweet party and the salty party have been unable to be kind since ancient times, but for the victory of the "party", the price paid is extremely painful!

At least, the two of them just want to spit out the tofu brain stuffed in their intestines. No matter how delicious something is, the consequences of eating hundreds of bowls must be extremely disgusting!

As a result, on the second day, under the tacit understanding of the two, the tofu brain debate turned into an encounter between Lanzhou ramen and tiramisu ==

Traditional Chinese meals paired with European-style rich chocolate flavor, plus a drawer of steamed buns and a cup of mellow hot cocoa, it is like a fairyland!

Huang and Yimulian finally put aside the slight contradictions and conflicts, and moved towards the "great harmony of life" ==

Instead of fighting for a moment, it is better to share food.Huang and Yimulian gradually tasted their experience, friendship, and supreme consciousness—they decided to eat all the delicacies in this world!

Therefore, before Ibaraki could react, the two big monsters both ran away and "smuggled" from China to Japan.

There is a principle in the country of Neon, as long as you have money in your pocket, you can experience the service that makes you feel at home.

Huanghe Yimulian took some gold and silver and exchanged a lot of money with an unknown underworld group, and then took the money, followed by a group of underworld members with ulterior motives, went to eat Kobe beef, fugu sashimi, Okonomiyaki, Oden, plain noodles, salmon...

Gangsters: ...

They followed these two from Tokyo to Osaka and then from Osaka to Kanagawa, and now the gods are actually in Shikoku Island!Forget it, what the hell is Nima letting them stare at them to eat? !Damn beef is so fragrant tut

Afterwards, as the night darkened, Huang and Yimulian were so dizzy from the smell of the night market's perfume, they had no choice but to find a hotel and prepare to rest.However, the two don't know that this hotel is a love | love hotel that couples usually open...

Gangsters: ...

Mom watched them eat, drink and have fun, and now you want to watch them open a house? !

Neon is a country that is very open to sex. They believe that "sex" is a daily need of human beings and cannot be annihilated in the framework.Although Neon people still have a certain conservative tradition in their bones, the liberation of "sexuality" still makes this country more and more polluted in a certain sense.

Just like now, the front desk of the hotel didn't even ask, but with a considerate smile of "I understand", bent over ninety degrees, and gave two room cards as a gift.Seeing that the two men were so handsome, the waiter personally led the way for them to the room, and left with a bow and bow.

Huang pushed open the door, and saw a... bed that didn't quite look like a bed...

Shackles were nailed to the head of the bed, and a set of black...cloth strips was placed at the end of the bed?On the bedside table was a bundle of ropes, and on another cabinet were unopened candles and a delicate leather whip.

shortage:?

Yimulian:?

A pink light was turned on, and the light in the room became extremely ambiguous.A scent came from the sprayer in the room and sprinkled on the two big monsters.

They always felt that the room was a bit weird, so they started exploring with full of curiosity.Yimulian picked up the shackles, weighed them in his hand, and then pinched them a little... only heard the sound of "click", and the shackles were pinched into twists!

With a guilty conscience, he let go of the shackles.

Huang found a box next to the candle, opened it and found two oval balls inside.They're held together by a red rubber cord, which looks a little... weird.

Huang fiddled with the small ball, and he didn't know which switch he pressed. The two small balls convulsed and vibrated as if he had epilepsy. Drop them onto the bed.

Huang looked at the mad ball, feeling a little guilty.

Until... when Yimulian was rummaging through the cupboard to take out the bedding, he suddenly found another box. After a while, he was holding the manual in his left hand and the masturbation cup in his right... his face was full of bewilderment!

Until... Huang went to the bathroom to take a shower, but found that the shower gel on his body was not foaming.He turned over the small bottle and saw the word "lubricant" in Japanese. He scanned the instruction manual at a glance... his face was full of bewilderment!

Sitting on the edge of the bed with a serious look, he doesn't have the mind to eat snacks at the moment, he always feels that this hotel where he is staying seems to be brewing a huge conspiracy; after washing his body, he has no mind to take a bath, he walks out with heavy steps, always I feel that the three views have been impacted.

There was nothing to say to each other, only one bed.

In such a weird room, it seemed impossible to have a good conversation, after all, the atmosphere was full of embarrassment.In the silence, Yimulian turned on the TV, ready to watch the Neon series.

But Love|Fun Hotel’s methods are by no means coverable. Staying in this kind of hotel, even if it’s a series, is a 24-hour high-quality love action blockbuster with no repeats!

And according to Huang and Yimulian's looks, their rooms must be taken care of, and the waiters have already given away a dozen calcium tablets, striving to provide customers with the ultimate service.

High-pitched screams and low muffled hums came from the TV, and with the sound of "papapa", Huang and Yimulian fell into the most embarrassing silence in history...

Inexplicably, they felt that the other party tonight... looked extraordinarily dangerous ==

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This kind of emotion lasted until they went to England, and they didn't disappear. Even if they didn't mention anything, they pretended that nothing happened, but their daily contact...in the end, they were deliberately unfamiliar.

But they don't know that the country of neon is poisonous, but Britain is the king of poisons!

This is not only "poison" in their food, but also "poison" in this country's thinking about men and women.

When Huang and Yimulian were silent in front of a plate of "Looking at the Starry Sky" in the restaurant, a pair of male compatriots next to them had already held hands.

The two monsters turned their heads seemingly calmly——

Oh grass, whiskers!double chin!Beer belly!Damn!Spicy eyes!

Beer Belly No. [-] expressed affection for Beer Belly No. [-] and gave away a ring.Beer Belly No. [-] was so moved that he burst into tears, falling on a bearded beard.

Huang and Yimulian: I don't even want to eat "Looking at the Starry Sky" for a moment...

They chose the British grilled fish, and then they saw the dark cuisine of grilled fish.What the hell is this process of stuffing fish belly with fruit and grilling? How can it be repaired? !

After staying in the UK for three days, the two big monsters found out painfully that even instant noodles in this place only have one flavor, only one flavor!

They left England and went to America.After a high-calorie turkey meal, I came alive again.

But not long after, they ran into "gay rights protection" in the United States... The door to the new world opened again ==

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A month later, they returned to Huaxia, but compared to usual, there seemed to be something more between them.After Qiao Xinshu's wedding was over and the two returned to Dajiangshan, Huang built a thatched hut beside a huge lake.

Then he built a kitchen.

A few days later, he picked up the cookbook and started to learn how to make sweet and sour pork ribs...

Facts have proved that after eating so many delicacies, his experience in cooking is extraordinary.When the first ray of fragrance wafted out, a certain wind god was ready to move, and came to the door of his hut from the other side of the lake.

Huang turned around, still with that paralyzed face: "Well, I've been waiting for you for a long time."

He knocked on his rice bowl and raised the corners of his mouth: "In various senses."

Yimu Lian was slightly taken aback.

This day, this moment, this minute, this second, the man holding the sweet and sour pork ribs is extraordinarily dazzling...

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ps: Yimulian: Actually, all I could see was that bowl of sweet and sour pork ribs...

ps: I feel that bl is much more difficult to write than bg...By the way, my killing hall collapsed again, and I was tearing down the outline and replaying it in great pain...Tomorrow is the side story of Zidai, and it is also the last side story of this article.

ps: Can anyone tell me what Touken Honmaru is?A girl poked me privately and wanted me to write Touken Honmaru, but I don't know what Touken Honmaru is...