Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki
Chapter 161 161 Ibaraki
Ever since he had a soft little girl, Ibaraki has been living a life of panic and nervousness every day.Because in his eyes, all males with handles don't look like good people!
For example, the boy from the best friend's house next door, Jiu Tun Dan Ye, despite his small arms and legs, his bed climbing skills are extremely slippery.This brat not only climbed into his lover's bed in front of him, but even climbed into his daughter's crib!
Is it tolerable or unbearable? !
Ibaraki feels that his friendship with Shuten has probably come to an end ==
Even though Jiu Tun Danye is just a three-headed little bean, it doesn't make sense for Ibaraki to be vinegary.Occasionally, Qiao Xinshu, who was in confinement, gently kissed Danye's little cheek, and Ibaraki could also stretch his face long.
And when Danye stood on the side of the crib to watch his younger sister, Ibaraki instinctively felt the crisis of his daughter being targeted.
The big monster quietly tightened the baby's baby's swaddling clothes, picked up the baby under Danye's eager gaze, and stroked it stiffly twice.
Afterwards, he looked down at Danye with the airs of an elder, with obvious pickiness in his eyes: "Danye, I heard that your father is training you recently?"
Danye stood obediently and nodded seriously: "Yes, Uncle Ibaraki!"
Ibaraki put his daughter back on the crib pretending to be serious, stretched out his big palm and gently pushed Danye, forcing him to turn around and face the door: "For your father's sake, let me point out the results of your training Bar!"
Hearing this, Danye's eyes brightened slightly.He has long heard that Uncle Ibaraki is a great demon with the same reputation as his father, if he can get his guidance, he will definitely be able to improve himself!Although he is a child, the blood flowing in his veins is the blood of a purebred monster. It is his irresistible instinct to seek strength and become stronger!
Danye joyfully led Ibaraki's finger to the training ground, not long after, he was carried back to the next door by Ibaraki in ragged clothes ==
At that time, Hongye was biting her lips in the room, and when she felt the familiar breath approaching, she pushed the door open.Her gaze collided with Ibaraki's, Hongye slightly raised her eyebrows, and looked at Danye on his shoulder.
"Tsk, what an embarrassment!" Hongye didn't feel any distress in her eyes. She took Danye's body and casually placed him on the porch, "As the son of a great demon, you must first learn how to be beaten and heal..."
Her fingers painted with colorful Danko lightly scratched the bloodstain on Danye's cheek, her eyes were calm and unwavering: "It's still a little immature, if you can only do this, you won't be able to survive."
Danye half-opened his eyes, pursed his lips, and struggled for a while, but still couldn't get up.
Ibaraki nodded, and commented harshly: "In addition to rolling and dodging, he treats his demon power and minions as decorations. He treats himself too much as a human being to fight, and wastes his blood."
The big demon turned his back and said indifferently: "He can't get in touch with Xinshu anymore. Xinshu treats him so well that he forgets the wildness of being a monster."
Hongye understood what Ibaraki meant, she gently waved her hand to attract a few little demons, and said lightly: "Throw Danye into the forest, there is no need to prepare food for him tonight, let him hunt by himself."
She is a mother, but she is also a big monster.Hongye knows that only by being cruel to her child can she accumulate the capital to survive.
The little monsters were quite hesitant, but because of Hongye's identity and power, they still tremblingly lifted up Danye and walked towards the distant forest.
Ibaraki solved the little troublemaker Danye openly, and Ibaraki showed a smile of planning in his heart.But he still had a serious face, and because he and Hongye had nothing to say, they satirized each other and parted ways.
The territory of Dajiang Mountain is very large, and there are many carnivorous animals in the depths of the dense forest. They really do not pose a threat to the big monster, but they still have a certain lethality to the cubs.
Although Qiao Xinshu is confinement, there are many saints in the demon world, and her body has already recovered seven or eighty-eight.Hearing about Danye while chatting with Guhuo Niao at this moment, he couldn't help but feel worried.
"He's still a child..." Qiao Xinshu patted the swaddling baby lightly, her expression full of worry, "It's so late, and I'm still staying in the woods without food... No, I have to find him!"
But Guhuo Niao shook his head and said, "The alchemy is different."
She looked directly into Qiao Xinshu's eyes, as if she wanted to burn the words into her heart: "The blood of the great demon is his talent, and becoming stronger is his destiny. Don't treat him like a human child, if he can't hunt by himself , Momiji and Shuten will really starve him to death in the woods."
Qiao Xinshu's heart tightened, and she couldn't help but look at the small ball in the swaddling baby, her brows were stained with worry.
"The same is true for your child." Gu Huo Niao gave her a shot of vaccination, "I know what you are thinking, you want to take your child to live in the other side of the world, so that she will have no worries for the rest of her life, don't you?"
The light made a light "beep", and Qiao Xinshu nodded slowly.
"But she is not an ordinary person after all." Gu Huo Niao said calmly, "Ten years, 20 years, 30 years... Her abilities and talents will awaken, and she will come back here sooner or later. The human world is not suitable for her. "
"When the people around her grow old, she is still young. Do you want others to treat her as a monster?"
When the people around her grow old... her friends are gone, her partner is gone, and her teacher is gone, but she is still alive.Living in memory, living alone in the current world, what a terrible loneliness!
Qiao Xinshu felt distressed for a while, thinking of her daughter, she would also think of Ibaraki.
She is a genuine human being, even if she becomes an onmyoji, her essence remains the same.She will also... leave sooner or later...
"I can understand your feelings. After giving birth, you only have the child in your eyes, and she is your everything." Guhuo Niao said, "Just like Hongye, in the first few months, she held Dan in her arms every day. Do not let go of your karma.”
"But then, she still learned to let go."
Qiao Xinshu was slightly moved.
"Xinshu, I also stayed in your world for a while. That world is so beautiful, but it is not peaceful." Guhuo Niao recalled, "There will be quarrels and fights, and there will be blood and darkness. Now you have You can't protect her for the rest of her life, even though she has lost the ability of an onmyoji."
"Even Ibaraki, he will have a day of omissions."
Ibaraki will naturally have omissions, he is not a god.And in her eyes, he is just an ordinary man who is heartless and troublesome.He brought her love and laughter, and also made tears and sweetness together. He is her partner and her harbor.
He has fragmentary shortcomings, and he is careless in doing things, and it is absolutely impossible to cover everything.So, the child... She still has to rely on herself!
Qiao Xinshu took a deep breath and closed her eyes.After a while, she suppressed all the gaffes, and there was a little clarity in her eyes: "...I understand."
"When she gets older, I will... trouble my aunt."
Gu Huo Niao nodded in relief. She lovingly stroked the baby girl's head, and said with a light smile, "The offspring of a great demon is born to stand at the top of the demon world. Even if she is a half-demon, she has to live to the top like Qingming. "
"This is not a delusion, but the end she must reach."
……
Qiao Xinshu's body was almost healed, and the tumor on her daughter's face also disappeared, and gradually condensed into a golden and black horn.With the formation of the horns, the little girl's exquisite and beautiful facial features are exposed, and her innocent and ignorant appearance is like an angel who has fallen into the mortal world.
The more Qiao Xinshu and Ibaraki looked at her, the more they felt that their daughter looked like a fairy, so cute that their hearts almost melted.
Ibaraki gently covered the child with a layer of demonic power, which concealed the child's abnormal appearance, turning her into a human girl with black hair and black eyes.
Then, he took his wife and daughter to the Well of Bone Eaters, planning to live in this world for a while, and let his father-in-law and mother-in-law see his granddaughter, happily.
Before setting off, the big monster carefully finalized the plan.He teleported his wife and daughter to Europe, and called his father-in-law and mother-in-law through international long-distance calls, telling them that Xinshu had given birth and was confinement abroad.
Qiao's father and Qiao's mother were full of surprises, but the two elders had never been abroad in their entire lives, and Europe was really far away for them.But how can the love of parents be blocked by mere distance? !
Qiao's father and Qiao's mother reported to the European tour group in the shortest possible time. After asking about Ibaraki's location, they set off with the group after a few days.
Ibaraki dug a hole for himself to jump into, but he had no choice but to jump down.Who told the person who filled the top to be the mother-in-law?
Taking advantage of Black Pearl's convenience, he quickly took over a house. After furnishing the warm rooms to create the warmth of home, he also properly prepared a well-equipped guest room.
Qiao Xinshu sat on the bed and nursed the baby, seeing how busy Ibaraki couldn't stop, she couldn't help but smile.
She suddenly discovered that after the big monster became a father, it seemed that the accident was a lot more reliable.No longer frizzy, and no longer impulsive, Ibaraki often starts to use his brain instead of his hands, and gradually has the airs of a mature man.
It was also unexpected...attracting her.
Probably because he saw her pain in childbirth, he was extra tolerant and cherished her.After Ibaraki's iron fist was loosened, he would hold the spatula and spoon, and would bury his head in the bathroom to wash diapers with her. Even he didn't want her to be tired, and he always took care of all the housework.
The days after marriage were full of daily necessities, rice, oil and salt, but the taste of plain adjustments was the happiness she had longed for for a long time.
Ibaraki went to the airport to pick up Qiao's father and Qiao's mother. After the family reunited in one place, the big house was suddenly full of people.The child is a collection of thousands of pets. From one end to the other, Qiao's mother repeatedly praised him for being good-looking, which made Qiao feel comfortable and proud.
Just boasting, Qiao Mu suddenly felt that something was wrong——
"By the way, Xinshu, what's your baby's name?"
Qiao Xinshu: ...
Ibaraki: ...
Oh they forgot to name the baby ==
"I...I've been calling her nannie." Qiao Xinshu smiled embarrassedly, "Ci... Muci too."
Qiao's father, Qiao's mother showed a look of disapproval, and immediately made up their minds, preparing to come up with a name that has profound meaning and is popular and pleasant.It's a pity that the two elders didn't bring a dictionary with them when they came out with the group. Even though they were intentional, they couldn't find any good names from their minds.
"Tong...what's a good name?"
"Tong..." Qiao Xinshu teased the child in her arms, scratching her head, "Tong what? I also... don't know how to get up..."
Ibaraki was stunned for a while, then suddenly said softly: "Xinshu, think about Jiu Tun Dan Ye, is there anything that has both your name and mine?"
"There are you and I..." Qiao Xinshu pondered, "Ibaraki Doji, Qiao Xinshu... The Chinese name I gave you is Tong Muci... Well, if the child is here, the registered household name must be Tong."
"Tong..."
"I remember there is a food called macaroni? Why don't you call it Tong Xinfen!" Ibaraki suggested, "It's easy to remember and delicious."
Qiao Xinshu: ... 5 minutes on the fly, two hours on the fly ==
She resolutely rejected "Macaroni" and saved her daughter's face: "Let's call it 'Tong Jiushao'..."
"Tong Jiushao?" Ibaraki repeated it several times, feeling that it seemed a bit different from what he wanted, "This name, without you and without me..."
"Jiu has the meaning of long-lasting and eternal, and Shao is a symbol of beauty and luxury." Qiao Xinshu recalled the joy of "Nine Shao" in "Zhou Li", and said with a smile, "I think the time with you is very good, so May it last forever."
"The time is eternal, and the love is long, it is for 'Jiu Shao'."
Jiu Shao...
She was holding the child, her smiling face shining brightly in the warm sunlight, with tolerance and love, like the first sun melting the winter snow, warming his heart.
Ibaraki suddenly smiled, and he embraced her and the child, as if embracing the whole world.
Father Qiao and Mother Qiao: ...Wait, I always feel that the degree of presbyopia in the eyes seems to have deepened a lot? !
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ps: Qiao Xinshu: Ibaraki, I’m so hungry~~
Ibaraki: My dear, I will feed you right away~~
Ci Xiaomu: You guys are really enough! 【Run away from home angrily】
Qiao Xinshu: Ibaraki, my daughter...
Ibaraki: Mo Fang, the brat next door has a nose like a hound, he can get her back.
Ci Xiaomu: ...mmp
ps: Jiu Xiaotun's troublemaking diary——
The Women's Federation and the Zhenglian have too much shit going on, New York bombs every day, Gotham commits crimes every day, Metropolis has villains trying to destroy the world every day... I decided to go to other places to relax and have fun.
So I went to Huaxia. I think Huaxia is a traditional country, so it shouldn't do things like this.Until I met a high school student in Shanghai, his name is "Kong Kenan". study.
I think Huaxia is not perfect, so I went to Africa.Then I met a guy called "Black Panther"... well, not all of Africa ==
The world is so big, there must be a place for me.I thought about it and went to Japan.
Japan in this world is okay, I had a good meal and found a place to rest by the way.I lay on the bed in the hotel, turned on the old TV, took a video tape to the side and played it——
Wait, this video tape... What the hell is Sadako? !Dancing grass!A well appeared?Why does it look so much like the Well of Bone Eaters?Wait, no, why is there a girl with disheveled hair and pajamas walking towards me?
It's also amazing, to actually get out of the TV for me... Is my charm so great?
No, my body and mind belong to Ci Xiaomu, girl, I will never let you get out of the TV, a lonely man and a widow live in the same room, no no no!
So I smashed her back to the bottom of the well with a gourd.
Alas, Japan is not safe either, I am so handsome, there are wild bees and butterflies everywhere I go!
For example, the boy from the best friend's house next door, Jiu Tun Dan Ye, despite his small arms and legs, his bed climbing skills are extremely slippery.This brat not only climbed into his lover's bed in front of him, but even climbed into his daughter's crib!
Is it tolerable or unbearable? !
Ibaraki feels that his friendship with Shuten has probably come to an end ==
Even though Jiu Tun Danye is just a three-headed little bean, it doesn't make sense for Ibaraki to be vinegary.Occasionally, Qiao Xinshu, who was in confinement, gently kissed Danye's little cheek, and Ibaraki could also stretch his face long.
And when Danye stood on the side of the crib to watch his younger sister, Ibaraki instinctively felt the crisis of his daughter being targeted.
The big monster quietly tightened the baby's baby's swaddling clothes, picked up the baby under Danye's eager gaze, and stroked it stiffly twice.
Afterwards, he looked down at Danye with the airs of an elder, with obvious pickiness in his eyes: "Danye, I heard that your father is training you recently?"
Danye stood obediently and nodded seriously: "Yes, Uncle Ibaraki!"
Ibaraki put his daughter back on the crib pretending to be serious, stretched out his big palm and gently pushed Danye, forcing him to turn around and face the door: "For your father's sake, let me point out the results of your training Bar!"
Hearing this, Danye's eyes brightened slightly.He has long heard that Uncle Ibaraki is a great demon with the same reputation as his father, if he can get his guidance, he will definitely be able to improve himself!Although he is a child, the blood flowing in his veins is the blood of a purebred monster. It is his irresistible instinct to seek strength and become stronger!
Danye joyfully led Ibaraki's finger to the training ground, not long after, he was carried back to the next door by Ibaraki in ragged clothes ==
At that time, Hongye was biting her lips in the room, and when she felt the familiar breath approaching, she pushed the door open.Her gaze collided with Ibaraki's, Hongye slightly raised her eyebrows, and looked at Danye on his shoulder.
"Tsk, what an embarrassment!" Hongye didn't feel any distress in her eyes. She took Danye's body and casually placed him on the porch, "As the son of a great demon, you must first learn how to be beaten and heal..."
Her fingers painted with colorful Danko lightly scratched the bloodstain on Danye's cheek, her eyes were calm and unwavering: "It's still a little immature, if you can only do this, you won't be able to survive."
Danye half-opened his eyes, pursed his lips, and struggled for a while, but still couldn't get up.
Ibaraki nodded, and commented harshly: "In addition to rolling and dodging, he treats his demon power and minions as decorations. He treats himself too much as a human being to fight, and wastes his blood."
The big demon turned his back and said indifferently: "He can't get in touch with Xinshu anymore. Xinshu treats him so well that he forgets the wildness of being a monster."
Hongye understood what Ibaraki meant, she gently waved her hand to attract a few little demons, and said lightly: "Throw Danye into the forest, there is no need to prepare food for him tonight, let him hunt by himself."
She is a mother, but she is also a big monster.Hongye knows that only by being cruel to her child can she accumulate the capital to survive.
The little monsters were quite hesitant, but because of Hongye's identity and power, they still tremblingly lifted up Danye and walked towards the distant forest.
Ibaraki solved the little troublemaker Danye openly, and Ibaraki showed a smile of planning in his heart.But he still had a serious face, and because he and Hongye had nothing to say, they satirized each other and parted ways.
The territory of Dajiang Mountain is very large, and there are many carnivorous animals in the depths of the dense forest. They really do not pose a threat to the big monster, but they still have a certain lethality to the cubs.
Although Qiao Xinshu is confinement, there are many saints in the demon world, and her body has already recovered seven or eighty-eight.Hearing about Danye while chatting with Guhuo Niao at this moment, he couldn't help but feel worried.
"He's still a child..." Qiao Xinshu patted the swaddling baby lightly, her expression full of worry, "It's so late, and I'm still staying in the woods without food... No, I have to find him!"
But Guhuo Niao shook his head and said, "The alchemy is different."
She looked directly into Qiao Xinshu's eyes, as if she wanted to burn the words into her heart: "The blood of the great demon is his talent, and becoming stronger is his destiny. Don't treat him like a human child, if he can't hunt by himself , Momiji and Shuten will really starve him to death in the woods."
Qiao Xinshu's heart tightened, and she couldn't help but look at the small ball in the swaddling baby, her brows were stained with worry.
"The same is true for your child." Gu Huo Niao gave her a shot of vaccination, "I know what you are thinking, you want to take your child to live in the other side of the world, so that she will have no worries for the rest of her life, don't you?"
The light made a light "beep", and Qiao Xinshu nodded slowly.
"But she is not an ordinary person after all." Gu Huo Niao said calmly, "Ten years, 20 years, 30 years... Her abilities and talents will awaken, and she will come back here sooner or later. The human world is not suitable for her. "
"When the people around her grow old, she is still young. Do you want others to treat her as a monster?"
When the people around her grow old... her friends are gone, her partner is gone, and her teacher is gone, but she is still alive.Living in memory, living alone in the current world, what a terrible loneliness!
Qiao Xinshu felt distressed for a while, thinking of her daughter, she would also think of Ibaraki.
She is a genuine human being, even if she becomes an onmyoji, her essence remains the same.She will also... leave sooner or later...
"I can understand your feelings. After giving birth, you only have the child in your eyes, and she is your everything." Guhuo Niao said, "Just like Hongye, in the first few months, she held Dan in her arms every day. Do not let go of your karma.”
"But then, she still learned to let go."
Qiao Xinshu was slightly moved.
"Xinshu, I also stayed in your world for a while. That world is so beautiful, but it is not peaceful." Guhuo Niao recalled, "There will be quarrels and fights, and there will be blood and darkness. Now you have You can't protect her for the rest of her life, even though she has lost the ability of an onmyoji."
"Even Ibaraki, he will have a day of omissions."
Ibaraki will naturally have omissions, he is not a god.And in her eyes, he is just an ordinary man who is heartless and troublesome.He brought her love and laughter, and also made tears and sweetness together. He is her partner and her harbor.
He has fragmentary shortcomings, and he is careless in doing things, and it is absolutely impossible to cover everything.So, the child... She still has to rely on herself!
Qiao Xinshu took a deep breath and closed her eyes.After a while, she suppressed all the gaffes, and there was a little clarity in her eyes: "...I understand."
"When she gets older, I will... trouble my aunt."
Gu Huo Niao nodded in relief. She lovingly stroked the baby girl's head, and said with a light smile, "The offspring of a great demon is born to stand at the top of the demon world. Even if she is a half-demon, she has to live to the top like Qingming. "
"This is not a delusion, but the end she must reach."
……
Qiao Xinshu's body was almost healed, and the tumor on her daughter's face also disappeared, and gradually condensed into a golden and black horn.With the formation of the horns, the little girl's exquisite and beautiful facial features are exposed, and her innocent and ignorant appearance is like an angel who has fallen into the mortal world.
The more Qiao Xinshu and Ibaraki looked at her, the more they felt that their daughter looked like a fairy, so cute that their hearts almost melted.
Ibaraki gently covered the child with a layer of demonic power, which concealed the child's abnormal appearance, turning her into a human girl with black hair and black eyes.
Then, he took his wife and daughter to the Well of Bone Eaters, planning to live in this world for a while, and let his father-in-law and mother-in-law see his granddaughter, happily.
Before setting off, the big monster carefully finalized the plan.He teleported his wife and daughter to Europe, and called his father-in-law and mother-in-law through international long-distance calls, telling them that Xinshu had given birth and was confinement abroad.
Qiao's father and Qiao's mother were full of surprises, but the two elders had never been abroad in their entire lives, and Europe was really far away for them.But how can the love of parents be blocked by mere distance? !
Qiao's father and Qiao's mother reported to the European tour group in the shortest possible time. After asking about Ibaraki's location, they set off with the group after a few days.
Ibaraki dug a hole for himself to jump into, but he had no choice but to jump down.Who told the person who filled the top to be the mother-in-law?
Taking advantage of Black Pearl's convenience, he quickly took over a house. After furnishing the warm rooms to create the warmth of home, he also properly prepared a well-equipped guest room.
Qiao Xinshu sat on the bed and nursed the baby, seeing how busy Ibaraki couldn't stop, she couldn't help but smile.
She suddenly discovered that after the big monster became a father, it seemed that the accident was a lot more reliable.No longer frizzy, and no longer impulsive, Ibaraki often starts to use his brain instead of his hands, and gradually has the airs of a mature man.
It was also unexpected...attracting her.
Probably because he saw her pain in childbirth, he was extra tolerant and cherished her.After Ibaraki's iron fist was loosened, he would hold the spatula and spoon, and would bury his head in the bathroom to wash diapers with her. Even he didn't want her to be tired, and he always took care of all the housework.
The days after marriage were full of daily necessities, rice, oil and salt, but the taste of plain adjustments was the happiness she had longed for for a long time.
Ibaraki went to the airport to pick up Qiao's father and Qiao's mother. After the family reunited in one place, the big house was suddenly full of people.The child is a collection of thousands of pets. From one end to the other, Qiao's mother repeatedly praised him for being good-looking, which made Qiao feel comfortable and proud.
Just boasting, Qiao Mu suddenly felt that something was wrong——
"By the way, Xinshu, what's your baby's name?"
Qiao Xinshu: ...
Ibaraki: ...
Oh they forgot to name the baby ==
"I...I've been calling her nannie." Qiao Xinshu smiled embarrassedly, "Ci... Muci too."
Qiao's father, Qiao's mother showed a look of disapproval, and immediately made up their minds, preparing to come up with a name that has profound meaning and is popular and pleasant.It's a pity that the two elders didn't bring a dictionary with them when they came out with the group. Even though they were intentional, they couldn't find any good names from their minds.
"Tong...what's a good name?"
"Tong..." Qiao Xinshu teased the child in her arms, scratching her head, "Tong what? I also... don't know how to get up..."
Ibaraki was stunned for a while, then suddenly said softly: "Xinshu, think about Jiu Tun Dan Ye, is there anything that has both your name and mine?"
"There are you and I..." Qiao Xinshu pondered, "Ibaraki Doji, Qiao Xinshu... The Chinese name I gave you is Tong Muci... Well, if the child is here, the registered household name must be Tong."
"Tong..."
"I remember there is a food called macaroni? Why don't you call it Tong Xinfen!" Ibaraki suggested, "It's easy to remember and delicious."
Qiao Xinshu: ... 5 minutes on the fly, two hours on the fly ==
She resolutely rejected "Macaroni" and saved her daughter's face: "Let's call it 'Tong Jiushao'..."
"Tong Jiushao?" Ibaraki repeated it several times, feeling that it seemed a bit different from what he wanted, "This name, without you and without me..."
"Jiu has the meaning of long-lasting and eternal, and Shao is a symbol of beauty and luxury." Qiao Xinshu recalled the joy of "Nine Shao" in "Zhou Li", and said with a smile, "I think the time with you is very good, so May it last forever."
"The time is eternal, and the love is long, it is for 'Jiu Shao'."
Jiu Shao...
She was holding the child, her smiling face shining brightly in the warm sunlight, with tolerance and love, like the first sun melting the winter snow, warming his heart.
Ibaraki suddenly smiled, and he embraced her and the child, as if embracing the whole world.
Father Qiao and Mother Qiao: ...Wait, I always feel that the degree of presbyopia in the eyes seems to have deepened a lot? !
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
ps: Qiao Xinshu: Ibaraki, I’m so hungry~~
Ibaraki: My dear, I will feed you right away~~
Ci Xiaomu: You guys are really enough! 【Run away from home angrily】
Qiao Xinshu: Ibaraki, my daughter...
Ibaraki: Mo Fang, the brat next door has a nose like a hound, he can get her back.
Ci Xiaomu: ...mmp
ps: Jiu Xiaotun's troublemaking diary——
The Women's Federation and the Zhenglian have too much shit going on, New York bombs every day, Gotham commits crimes every day, Metropolis has villains trying to destroy the world every day... I decided to go to other places to relax and have fun.
So I went to Huaxia. I think Huaxia is a traditional country, so it shouldn't do things like this.Until I met a high school student in Shanghai, his name is "Kong Kenan". study.
I think Huaxia is not perfect, so I went to Africa.Then I met a guy called "Black Panther"... well, not all of Africa ==
The world is so big, there must be a place for me.I thought about it and went to Japan.
Japan in this world is okay, I had a good meal and found a place to rest by the way.I lay on the bed in the hotel, turned on the old TV, took a video tape to the side and played it——
Wait, this video tape... What the hell is Sadako? !Dancing grass!A well appeared?Why does it look so much like the Well of Bone Eaters?Wait, no, why is there a girl with disheveled hair and pajamas walking towards me?
It's also amazing, to actually get out of the TV for me... Is my charm so great?
No, my body and mind belong to Ci Xiaomu, girl, I will never let you get out of the TV, a lonely man and a widow live in the same room, no no no!
So I smashed her back to the bottom of the well with a gourd.
Alas, Japan is not safe either, I am so handsome, there are wild bees and butterflies everywhere I go!
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