Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Zhou Ziyu spent two months in bed before going to the ground, and the first thing he did after he recovered was to kneel at the door of his biological father's study all night.

Father Zhou still didn't know how to deal with his son. He locked himself in the study, smoking one cigarette after another, and snuffing out the butts one after another.Smoky, he hunched over and coughed heavily.

Zhou Ziyu is his pride. He learned how to manage money and start a business at a young age, and his future is boundless.He had already set a path for his son, to have a child with the daughter of the old Qiao family who knew everything about him, to inherit the foundation he had worked so hard for, and to live a smooth and stable life.

But now, fate seems to have made a joke with him, a joke that he dare not face...

"Dad..." He heard his son's voice from outside, "Tomorrow I'm leaving for England."

Father Zhou's hand trembled slightly, and the falling soot burned his flesh.

"My son is not filial." Immediately afterwards, there was the sound of his forehead hitting the ground, ups and downs, a total of three thuds, "but my son does not regret it."

"Xinshu is a very good girl, but my son is not lucky enough to marry her." Zhou Ziyu said with a smile, "Dad has always expected a lot from me, but this time... I really let you down."

Zhou's father was speechless, but for a split second, he burst into tears.

He stood up tremblingly, and with trembling hands, he closed the doorknob.

"Dad, I know you don't want to see me, but you will always be my dad." Zhou Ziyu stood up with Cheng Lingyu's support, and looked at the door of the study helplessly, "I'm leaving, Dad..."

Turning his head three times a step, Zhou Ziyu left with a sigh, but the next second when his footsteps were about to turn a corner, he heard a soft "click".

It was the sound of the door opening, and it was also the sound of the heart opening——

……

At the international airport, at around 8:00 in the morning, Qiao Xinshu and Ibaraki came to practice for their friends.There was still a lot of time left before boarding the plane, Qiao Xinshu stuffed Cheng Lingyu with a large bag of snacks, and thoughtfully provided breakfast as a gift.

Zhou Ziyu put on a thicker jacket, took out a small box from the backpack and handed it to Qiao Xinshu: "This is a gift for you, I will open it when I get home. By the way, I wish you a happy wedding on New Year's Day in advance!"

Qiao Xinshu was slightly stunned: "Wish me in advance... won't you attend my wedding day?"

"No, it's not that I won't participate...Because life is always full of surprises, I can't give a 100% guarantee, and naturally I won't promise easily." Zhou Ziyu shrugged, then turned his eyes to Ibaraki, and said solemnly, "Treat her well. "

Ibaraki wrapped his arms around Qiao Xinshu's waist, stared into his eyes, and said from the standpoint of a pure man, "Don't worry, it's a man's incompetence to let his own woman be wronged."

Cheng Lingyu laughed: "To tell you the truth, Tong Muci...every time you say 'Don't worry', my heart is going up and down."

Ibaraki: ...

"When Ayu was hospitalized, Xinshu asked you to buy clam soup, and you said, 'Don't worry, I will definitely get the freshest one'." Cheng Lingyu picked up the black stuff, "But I don't really understand why you went to Qinghai To dig clams? For clam soup, you fly to Qinghai..."

That cliff is the most expensive clam soup they have ever had, and it is also the most sincere clam soup. The whole bowl of clam soup still has the smell of freshly unearthed mud. It is simply indescribable... the taste...

"Xinshu wants the freshest clam soup, and I will naturally give her the freshest." Ibaraki said without hesitation, "Can the store sell fresh clam soup that I dug up?"

This true feeling is so touching, he was almost moved to tears ==

Cheng Lingyu: ...Okay, you win==

"To be honest, I don't feel at ease when you take care of Xinshu." Zhou Ziyu rubbed his chin and squinted his eyes, "Xinshu put a lot of green dill in my ward, and they were fine a few days ago, but you died all afternoon after you came here." A big piece."

"Even the goldfish in the small fish tank turned up their bellies..." Zhou Ziyu looked at him vaguely, "What did you do that day?"

What did Ibaraki do?He didn't actually do anything, he just poisoned it ==

Who can withstand the poison cast by the big monster?

"He mistook pesticides for plant fertilizer body fluid..." Qiao Xinshu explained with a wry smile, "You know, he poured 500ml of pesticides into 250ml of water, and then fed the 'very poisonous' to the pothos , and washed his hands in the fish tank."

Zhou Ziyu: ... that's all right, you won ==

50ml of pesticide mixed with water is enough to spray an acre of land, and 500ml of water is mixed with 250ml of pesticide. No wonder even the green radish can't handle this "toxicity"...

"Xinshu, he can even feed Luluo to death, can he really take care of you?" Cheng Lingyu couldn't help but stabbing his knife, "Oh, I forgot to tell you, the last time I pushed Ayu to wander around the small park, I saw Tong Muci throwing a white milk dog into the lake..."

Qiao Xinshu glanced at the "recorded" boss beside him, and sighed, "He raised it. It's called... Bean Sprout. Bean Sprout bit his document that day, so he got angry and threw the dog away." .”

In fact, the big monsters were playing double button that day, Ibaraki and Shuten lost so much that they were left with only their underpants, and Douya and Inugami won consecutively, they were probably so overwhelmed by their wins that they openly laughed and said, "The big monsters are nothing more than that hahaha! "

Inugami was caught by Shuten and was beaten up, and Douya was even worse. He was caught by Ibaraki and thrown into the lake to wake up ==

It seems that a practice has become Ibaraki's denunciation meeting, but Ibaraki is really stubborn, and troubles can always occur every few days.This matter can be big or small, and it often makes people laugh and cry.

Ibaraki protected his daughter-in-law with a dark face, and sneered at Zhou Ziyu and Cheng Lingyu sinisterly: "You are not finished, hurry up! I can't take care of her, can you?"

Zhou Ziyu said solemnly: "Of course we can. How about this, if Xinshu's life is not satisfactory in the future, why not just come to England?! Ah Ling and I have established a solid foundation in England, so we will take her to eat and drink."

Cheng Lingyu nodded and said: "This is necessary. By the way, introduce a few tall, handsome and high-quality boyfriends to her, and keep her happy."

A blue tendon popped up on the forehead of Ibaraki, he gritted his teeth and said, "Have you figured out how to die?!"

Seeing that the quarrel was enough and realistic, if the quarrel continued, this unscrupulous man would get jealous.Zhou Ziyu immediately laughed and walked shoulder to shoulder with Cheng Lingyu, and turned around and said jokingly: "Xinshu, I will leave my boyfriend and come to England when I have time!"

Ibaraki hugged Qiao Xinshu tightly, with an attitude of "whoever dares to rob me will die" ==

Qiao Xinshu said goodbye with a smile. She pulled Ibaraki's sleeves and looked up at the plane that was about to take off with him.Blue sky and white clouds, new beginning, new journey.

A private car was outside and the window was gently rolled down. Two different families looked up at the departing plane above their heads at the same time.

"They went to England..."

"Forget it, let them..."

Ibaraki moved his ears slightly, and looked out inexplicably, but except for a reflective license plate and a low-key car, he didn't see any familiar people.Soon, all his attention was attracted by the struggling Qiao Xinshu.

"Why are you hugging so tightly? It hurts my back!"

"It's nothing... I watched a rugby match yesterday, and I heard that if you hug like this, the rugby won't be robbed."

"Fuck you, I'm not football!"

……

Jiu Tun Danye was rolling around on the ground with a diaper on his back. As Qiao Xinshu's wedding was approaching, he was half a year old.

Momiji and Shuten are not competent parents. One of them likes to dance in the entertainment venue, and the other likes to mix drinks in nightclubs.As soon as he came back and hugged Danye, he was covered with the smell of powder and alcohol, which made Guhuo Niao unable to see it, so he had to physically beat the couple with an umbrella sword, and "deprived" them of custody .

Many times, Danye would be with Qiao Xinshu and Ibaraki, and the first sentence he learned was not Japanese, but the pure pronunciation of three Chinese characters—Mr. Qiao.

Qiao Xinshu has never raised a child, but she has enough patience.

It is not difficult to learn yin and yang techniques with Danye, teach him to read, and play games with him.Except for Ibaraki's strong vinegar, there is nothing unsatisfactory.

She will teach Danye with the female monsters. Qiao Xinshu understands that as a human being, what she has given to Danye is the bondage of morality and the bottom line of being a human being, and only female monsters can teach Danye everything that he should learn in the demon world.

But children need the image of "father" as an indicator of a man, so at the stall where Jiu Tun goes out to earn money for milk powder, many male monsters take turns to replace the role of father.

For example, Arakawa took Danye to the vegetable market with his arms in his arms, and earnestly taught: "Danye, as the child of the Dajiangshan ghost king, you must know how to bargain from cunning humans!"

Then Arakawa haggled with the peddler for a silver carp until the sky was dark ==

Danye bit his pacifier and showed a toothless smile: ...

For example, the big tengu took over Danye seriously, sat upright in front of the short table, frowned and looked at the son of the big demon who was sitting swaying, and said in a deep voice: "Danye, as the child of the Dajiangshan Ghost King, You must learn to fight for righteousness!"

Then the big tengu sketched out the grand blueprint of "Dayi", and fell into a hyperactive speech ==

Danye pouted his little butt, and drool dripped from his lips in sleep: ...

For example, after Huang took over the alchemy industry, he imitated other humans and let him ride on his neck.Danye excitedly pulled Huang's hair, and then peed on his neck.

Huang: ...Go away, brat!

Take Xingxiong, for example, he stood at a loss with his pill in his hand. After thinking for a while, he abducted Jiu Tun's son over the mountains and went to the depths of Shennongjia to fight the Hornets for [-] rounds and steal a bunch of honey.

It's a pity that he didn't think well, he has thick bear skin and rough flesh, but Danye was still a child, he was stung three times by wasps ==

In the end, Hoshiguma was beaten up all over his head by the female monster...

In view of the fact that monsters are really unreliable, Qiao Xinshu and Ibaraki can only take over the problem of Danye's infancy, but, after all, Danye is Jiu Tun's child, and he still has to rely on his parents to guide his demon power.

Hongye and Jiutun were finally reliable once, and An Xin taught Danye at home, but when Danye gradually learned to speak, many annoying problems followed one after another——

"Father." Danye looked up at Jiu Tun, "Why do you climb on top of your mother every night?"

Alcoholic: ...

What is this kid peeking at when he doesn't sleep at night? !

It was rare for Ibaraki to save the scene, and he said to Danye: "Your father is doing push-ups."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"What is a push-up?" Danye asked with big clear eyes.

"Push-ups, that's it—" Xingxiong Boy practiced it personally.

After one problem is solved, another problem will arise from Danye: "Mother, why do you sometimes sit on father's body?"

Hongye: ...

Gu Huo Niao gave the two a condemning look, and they really didn't know how to restrain themselves, didn't they notice that the child was peeping from the side?

Qiao Xinshu took a deep breath to save the scene: "Danye, your mother is doing sit-ups."

"What are sit-ups?"

Hoshikuma Doji practiced again by himself!

Jiu Tun Danye showed an innocent smile, and then deepened his doubts: "It seems...not like..."

"Like it!"

The monsters in the room began to physically sit up, sit up and push up. Looking at the scene of the group of demons dancing in front of him, the confusion in Danye's eyes gradually disappeared.

So this is ah……

Jiu Tun Danye got something amazing!

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ps: Jiu Xiaotun: Ci Xiaomu, today is our wedding night, let's do push-ups and sit-ups together!

Ci Xiaomu: ...Damn mentally retarded, I want to divorce!

Wine Swallow: ...

ps: I was going to add more, but I forgot ==

ps: Jiu Xiaotun's troublemaking diary——

Tony Iron Man, the head of the women's federation next door, came back. He heard that the women's federation had let me go, and expressed his regret.Every day, he drove his extremely sleazy car to Zhenglian, blocking people at the gate, persuading me to approach the Women's Federation, and telling me that he was willing to pay ten times the amount of Wayne Group to hire me.

I was very moved, and felt that Tony (the money) was really a guiding light for Yaosheng, and I suddenly wanted to hang out with the Women's Federation.

Batman told me regretfully that I had already signed a contract of sale, and if I breached the contract, I would have to pay myself to Zhenglian.

I thought about it, I am an upright demon, how can I do something that breaks my promise?

I firmly rejected Tony and stayed with Zhenglian.

At this moment, I feel that my image is shining brightly.

Then I started my career working for Zhenglian. Batman first issued me a task-to create a potion for Superman that would not be disturbed by kryptonite.

It's simple, it's enough to make Superman excited, I immediately - configure a copy of the fucking Viagra!

Finally, he solemnly handed it over to Superman, and told him: Do not use it unless it is absolutely necessary!

Superman took it.

Later, in a certain battle, I heard that Superman used Viagra under the pressure of the opponent's kryptonite.

Then he fucked up the whole universe ==