Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

After Ibaraki came back, Qiao Xinshu's life suddenly became busy.

She started to get up early every day, practicing yin and yang skills when the sky was bright; she started shopping, and became a beautiful mature woman under the creation of Ibaraki; Started to plan for the future, and listed a dozen or so pages of goals...

And the busiest thing in the near future is to start arranging the bedrooms where the monsters live.

Although the size of the big villa is not small, it is really a bit difficult to accommodate a bunch of monsters in Heianjing.

As a last resort, she came forward to negotiate with the real estate agent, and finally rented an entire finished bachelor apartment building for a period of three months.

"Ibaraki, take them over after a while." Qiao Xinshu straightened the quilt and sighed, "One rent for three months, the money is spent, and they can't live for nothing. Let them adapt to the modern life earlier, So as not to be dazzled by the outside world."

"I'm not afraid of anything, but I'm afraid they will make trouble."

Ibaraki took the quilt from her hand, lifted it up, and put it into the top cabinet without any mistakes: "What can happen? What am I afraid of!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...I'm even more afraid because of you ==

"Xinshu, the flower girl you mentioned—" Ibaraki put his arms around her waist and said softly, "How about Yukidouji and Kaguya Hime? Or... Baidouji and Kurodouji?"

"They're all cute." Qiao Xinshu frowned and softened her gaze, "Speaking of which, I haven't seen Xuetongzi before."

"A little guy, but he's an out-and-out lord of the Snow Region." Ibaraki pecked her forehead, "However, wouldn't the flower girl's cold appearance be unpleasant?"

"How about removing Kuroto and Yukito and replacing them with Utomaru and Hotaru." Ibaraki thought for a while, "They always have a smile, so it's more appropriate."

Qiao Xinshu shook her head: "Ask their opinions first! Don't always make decisions over them, no wonder they don't have a good word to say about you."

Ibaraki raised his eyebrows and remained silent, with a look of indecision.

Qiao Xinshu rolled his eyes at him, swiped open his phone and looked: "There's still half an hour left... Let's go to the studio! We're going to shoot an interior scene today!"

"What interior scene?" Ibaraki wondered.

"Wedding photography..." Thinking of this, Qiao Xinshu was a little speechless, "Did you forget that you ordered a luxury package of [-] sets?"

When it comes to wedding photo shoots, ordinary people usually choose six sets.And these six sets of the most basic styles are elegant ancient style, elegant Republican style, gorgeous European style, Japanese and Korean idol style, youthful campus style and daily life style.

However, Ibaraki didn't follow the routine. As soon as he arrived at the studio, he drew up a set for each version.And "one set" contains many classifications, so the total sum of zeros and zeros, he actually ordered [-] sets ==

"What's wrong with the sixteen sets?" Ibaraki said fearlessly, "I can also order 160 sets for you, as long as you like."

Qiao Xinshu said woodenly: "No, thank you."

She still remembers that a friend took six sets of wedding photos before she got married.Even if all the interior scenes were selected, it still took them a whole day to wait until the shooting was finished.

The friend and her husband collapsed on the ground and were exhausted, with a pile of changed dresses beside them... Every time a set was shot, a change of clothes was needed, and if there was no change of clothes, the hairstyle needed to be changed, and changing clothes and hairstyles was also physical work .

Qiao Xinshu thought about sixteen sets... and felt a pain in her liver.

So, she split the shooting into [-] days, one set per day, although it was more troublesome, but at least it would not make people impatient.

They drove to the photo studio. In the lobby of the photo studio, there were already many prospective couples asking about the shooting.There are those who take pictures of the ancient style and go together, those who take pictures of life go to the second floor, and those who take pictures of the Republic of China wind up, and the cheongsam swaying out of the curve...

Qiao Xinshu couldn't help looking forward to it: "Ibaraki, how many sets have you ordered?"

"It's decided to look different." Ibaraki recalled, "You have to trust my vision."

Qiao Xinshu: ...Suddenly felt a feeling of heart palpitations==

Immediately afterwards, Qiao Xinshu waited for the ruling of the fate of the photography studio——

"Excuse me, are these Mr. Tong Muci and Ms. Qiao Xinshu?" The waitress smiled amiably, "Please go to the sixth floor to shoot. Today's theme is—Dream Disney!"

"Fantasy Disney?" Qiao Xinshu murmured, "What are you filming? Prince and Princess?"

"No." The little girl shook her head and said, "Mr. Tong Muci ordered 'Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck', please move to the sixth floor."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Wait a minute!What the hell are Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck? !How to shoot this?Dress up as a mouse and a duck?

No!She refuses!She don't shoot!

"Ibaraki, why did you decide on 'Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck'?" Qiao Xinshu opened his dead fish eyes, "Mouse and Duck...what's going on?"

The smile on Ibaraki's lips froze: "No, it's nothing... I was hungry at the time, and when I heard about mice made of rice and old ducks made of sugar... I settled down."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Waitress girl: ...

"Excuse me, can I change the theme?" Qiao Xinshu held her forehead, turned her head and asked, "I don't like this... let's change to another one! We ordered [-] sets, can we start with other themes?"

"Sorry." The waiter girl waved her hand, "Every new couple has a different theme for shooting every day. If you want to change to another theme, you can... But now, there are new couples shooting other scenes."

"It's impossible for the studio to disrupt the shooting order of other clients for you, so..."

"I see..." Qiao Xinshu said helplessly, "Can I change it to something else? Fantasy Disney, there should be something else, right?"

"Yes, there are also versions of 'Cinderella and the Prince,' 'The Mermaid and the Prince,' 'Beauty and the Beast' and more!"

Qiao Xinshu: ... What the hell are these? !

She wants to play the role of Cinderella who is struggling in the early stage and counterattacks in the later stage, and also plays the tragic mermaid who loves hard to express, and what the hell is she going to play the beauty who is married to a beast... Ah bah, is she married to a beast?

"There is also a relatively popular sub-theme, 'Sleeping Beauty', where the prince kisses the princess to wake him up."

It seems that this is the only one that is reliable...

Qiao Xinshu breathed a sigh of relief and chose "Sleeping Beauty".

She naively thought that all she had to do was lie down and close her eyes during the filming, but she didn't know that when she finished changing into the gorgeous princess dress, paired with a gold crown and silver jewelry, and let down her big wavy hair, Ibaraki's eyes changed.

Immediately afterwards, during the filming, what should have been a superficial kiss turned into a deep French kiss, and the gentle and brave "prince" became a domineering idiot ==

He untied the saber and put it into her hand, and pressed the tip of the sword against his chest, pushing her against the big soft bed.As if to say: Unless you kill me, I will succeed!

Qiao Xinshu: ...

This scene looks familiar ==

Photographer: Oh my god, new inspiration!In the future, "Sleeping Beauty" will be summarized as a theme alone!Name it "Chiai"!

……

After Hoshiguma came to modern times, he had a brand new goal - detoxification.

His method is to transform into various small animals during the day and go to the pet hospital to get a needle.At most, I went to three pet hospitals at one time and received more than a dozen injections.

I don't know if the medicines of the 21st century really have miraculous effects, or if it's been too long, Hoshiguma has developed antibodies to Lingyue's poison. In short, Hoshiguma has been recovering, and his energy has improved a lot.

And when Hoshiguma recovered half of his monster power, the first thing he thought of was to seek revenge on the human who played his penis!

But it's a pity that the assistant is just an intern. He has recently been obsessed with dissertations, and the title of the dissertation is really unpredictable-"On the Possibility of the Existence of Monsters in the World"!

Hoshiguma: ...

The veterinarian's muttering came from his ears: "That kid, he didn't know what he came into contact with a few days ago. He picked up a needle and told me on the eve of his departure that he probably encountered a monster."

"Fart! My own injection technique is unfamiliar and I can't get it in, so I want to call the pet a monster." The veterinarian shaved a stray dog ​​easily, and said, "There are no monsters in the world! It is very difficult for the needle to not get in." It's normal, the medicine can't be pushed in...it's also normal."

"Although the needle twisted a little weirdly..."

"But he actually let out a long sigh, saying that with the appearance of monsters, cultivating immortality is not far away." The veterinarian said blankly, "He decided to go to Wudang Mountain to learn from a teacher after handing in his graduation thesis, and then go to Kunlun Mountain to find immortals. What Zhujin Pill Nascent Soul... is also amazing."

"It's even worse than the bastard next door who went to middle school." The veterinarian sneered, "If there are monsters in this world, I'll live-stream eating shi!"

Hoshiguma: ...

It seems that the strongest person in the world is indeed a human being... so hard that he even eats shi ==

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ps: Monsters: What are human beings?This frail little thing...

Hoshiguma: Then do you dare to eat Shi?

Monsters: ...

Hoshiguma: You are not even as good as humans.

Monsters: ...

ps: Qiao Xinshu's diary——

After living with monsters, my life has become more colorful.First of all, let’s talk about the bear kid next door——Jiu Xiaotun.

This doll is so beautiful that it cannot be described in words, it is like the aura of heaven and earth.

But even if the big demon's child is precocious, there will be a period of ignorance and obsession.

At that time, Jiu Xiaotun was more than one year old, and he had just watched Ultraman on TV in this world.

I just watched him get up tremblingly, raised a small gourd to the sky, and shouted: "Ultraman Tiga transforms!"

After finishing speaking, he jumped up!Strive for realism!

The milk doll is still copying diapers!

As soon as he jumped up, the diaper fell off, revealing his very cute little dick——

He looked down at Ding Ding, then at me beside him, and suddenly burst into tears!

He howled and cried loudly: "Mr. Qiao, Dad said that naked penis will make you have a baby in your belly!"

Me: ... Shuten, what the hell are you teaching your kids? !

Jiu Xiao swallowed big tears: "Mr. Qiao, is there a baby in the baby's stomach?"

Me: ...What exactly did you go through to think that a man can conceive? 【Manual goodbye.jpg】