Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Xingxiong boy was seriously ill, since he returned to Dajiangshan, he actually started the daily mode of "weak willows supporting the wind".

Take two steps to catch your breath, take five steps to hold onto the wall, and walk ten steps to be soft-footed shrimp... He, one of the three ghost kings of the great river and mountain, suddenly lived a pathological state that even sister Lin would be willing to bow down to.

Hoshikuma Doji was lying on the tatami, and beside him sat Ibaraki who was feasting.While gnawing on the barbecue, the latter mumbled, "You really don't want to eat it! Oh, then I'll get your portion too!"

Hoshiguma: ...

"Where's Jiu Tun?" Hoshiguma raised his hand and rubbed his temple, and asked, "I've been back for five days, why haven't I seen him?"

"Best friend... Hongye is pregnant, and he will accompany her to raise the baby in another world." Ibaraki said, "It won't be long before Dajiangshan will have a baby."

True Xingxiong Single Dog Boy: ...I feel like my heart has been hit!

"I'm about to form a bond with the woman I love." Ibaraki continued to stab Hoshiguma in the heart, "The reason why I went to the West Country to find you this time is to send you an invitation, and I saved you just by chance."

Hoshiguma really wanted to punch Ibaraki to death, but he stretched out his hand tremblingly. Seeing this, Ibaraki stuffed the greasy leg of lamb he had eaten half into his hand.

"So you want to eat!" Ibaraki took it for granted that he was hungry, "Eat, I just ate three bites."

Hoshiguma fell silent looking at the glistening saliva on the leg of lamb: ...

……

After Ibaraki really did all the work in Heian-kyo, the one-month period was almost at the end.In a hurry, he dragged Xingxiong Boy to the bone eating well all the way through the clouds and fog.

"Hoshiguma, hold me tight later, let's just jump down."

hold tight...

Hoshiguma stretched out his hand and pulled Ibaraki's red hair dyingly: "I can't hold it."

"It's okay! I can do it." Without a word, Ibaraki picked up Hoshikuma Doji's knees and back, and gave him a standard princess hug, "My beloved woman told me that you have to use this kind of hug when you treat people close to you." Way."

Hoshiguma:? ? ?

However, before he had time to say anything, Ibaraki had already jumped to the bottom of the well.Immediately afterwards, the powerful force of space split the chaotic darkness, and the knife-like wind rolled up their robes and tore their flesh.It was only for a moment, but it seemed like thousands of years had passed.

A palpitating and terrifying force.

Every time he travels through the space, Ibaraki will use his strong demon power to protect Qiao Xinshu completely.Because of this, Qiao Xinshu didn't know the horror of space-time turbulence.

But when he came to Hoshiguma, he was not treated so well.Except for fighting, Ibaraki would not have wasted his power on other male monsters.

As far as Ibaraki is concerned, he and Hoshiguma are thick-skinned and rough-skinned, even if they are hit by turbulent currents, it's nothing, they can only be raised for a few days.

But he forgot that today's Hoshiguma can't be compared with his heyday, he is a real sick man!Before being dragged by Ibaraki to the Well of Bone Eaters, I was hugged by Ibaraki and faced the turbulent flow...

So, when Ibaraki and Hoshiguma appeared in Qiao Xinshu's bedroom, Hoshiguma boy... fainted ==

He has a beautiful appearance and an outstanding temperament, lying in Ibaraki's arms with messy temple hair and disheveled clothes, it's like a beautiful woman has fallen into the arms of a villain and has been bullied all the time.

Just as Ibaraki regained his senses, he heard noises coming from the living room.In the next second, Qiao Xinshu, Jiu Tun and Hong Ye appeared in his vision!

"As expected of my true love! Sure enough, I miss me all the time!" Ibaraki shook Hoshiguma in his arms excitedly, "When my breath reappears, he will come to me immediately!"

Crowd: ...

Qiao Xinshu didn't speak, but stared at Ibaraki on Simmons and the woman lying in his arms with eyes that were brewing a storm!

mmp!This turtle grandson!I haven't seen you for a month, but Nima hooked up with someone else!How dare you bring someone to her bed!

Ibaraki jumped up excitedly and wanted to hug Qiao Xinshu, but the latter slapped his paw away indifferently, and asked, "Who is she? Why is she with you? What does it have to do with you?"

Hongye naturally recognized Hoshiguma, but at this moment she just watched from the sidelines, not intending to interrupt at all.She just wanted to know how Ibaraki would explain, could he hear that Qiao Xinshu was angry?

"Ah... her? What her?" It took a long time for Ibaraki to come back to his senses, "He is not a human being. He has been with me these days, and it is a relationship that can give each other their lives!"

It's a banshee...together...can give each other's lives...

Jiu Tun: ...I really have no eyes to see, no ears to hear ==

Qiao Xinshu's fists creaked loudly: "So, before you got married, you brought someone in front of me? Do you want me to make room for you?"

Ibaraki was a little dazed, he felt that Qiao Xinshu was in the wrong mood, but he couldn't figure out what went wrong.

Before they get married, the monsters of Dajiangshan should really move here to prepare for the wedding.Besides, Xingxiong boy is here, this house should be made room for him...

Well, what Xinshu said, there's nothing wrong with it!

Ibaraki laughed, "Yes!"

Alcoholic: ...

Hongye: ...

Qiao Xinshu glanced at him, walked out of the living room with a sneer, grabbed her backpack, and took off the diamond ring on her ring finger.

"Soothing..."

"Crack!" Qiao Xinshu threw the ring on him, saw him pick it up in a hurry, took a deep breath, and said, "Ibaraki, we're done."

"boom--"

Qiao Xinshu slammed the door and walked away.

Ibaraki stood there in a daze, clenched the ring in his palm, feeling a little at a loss for the first time: "My best friend... what's going on? Why is she..."

Shuten and Hongye looked at him expressionlessly: "You're stupid!"

Ibaraki: ...

……

Before Qiao Xinshu had time to walk out of the community, she was stopped by Ibaraki halfway, and she was stuck in the corner.

Immediately afterwards, regardless of her resistance, the big monster carried her up to the sixth floor, quickly closed the door, quickly unloaded her bag, squeezed her shoulders and beat her back, and then put the ring on her desperately.

"Xinshu, listen to my explanation!" Ibaraki said affectionately, "That's not a woman, that's a man at all!"

Qiao Xinshu was stunned for a while, then her nose turned sore and her eye circles turned red: "So, you would rather have a man than marry a woman!"

Ibaraki: ...

The big monster thinks that women's thinking is unreasonable at certain times!Why would he want a man?That guy is a bitch like Hoshiguma!

Hoshiguma: ... just wait for me!

Ibaraki had no choice but to start with the matter of Xiguo in detail, and it took a long time to break the relationship.At this time, Qiao Xinshu also calmed down. Gradually, she felt that she was a little impulsive before.

She patronized the shocking picture in front of her, but forgot to observe carefully.As long as she could restrain her jealousy at that time, it is not difficult to find the violation.

such as……

Qiao Xinshu stepped into the bedroom and looked at Xingxiong boy lying on Simmons - such a big man, such a flat chest, such a thick frame, she was really fascinated at the time, and thought he was a woman!

Alas... She sighed softly, and said something to Ibaraki, and this matter finally came to an end.

but--

"You said Xingxiong Boy was poisoned?" Qiao Xinshu asked, "The new king of the Dog Clan poisoned him, and he can't be cured? Hey, wouldn't Yingcao and Peach Blossom also work?"

"It's demon poison. Peach Blossom and Yingcao have tried many methods, but they can only be alleviated, not eradicated."

"Tsk..." Jiu Tun sighed, "Xingxiong has lived for hundreds of years, and every time he suffers, it falls on women. Yingcao and Peach Blossom can't be solved. This is a human world, so there may not be a solution."

"How about..." Jiu Tun raised his chin, "Send Hoshiguma to the Western Kingdom! There is nothing wrong with marrying the Queen of the Western Kingdom."

After thinking for a while, Ibaraki said, "It makes sense, since there is no way to solve it, let's send him back!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...This is probably brotherhood ==

The two ghost kings of Dajiangshan are not very reliable, so the reason why Dajiangshan can survive for a hundred years is because Xingxiong is reliable enough... right? !

Qiao Xinshu shook her head, found a bottle of Fengyoujing from the drawer, unscrewed the cap, and put it under Xingxiong's nose.

Within three seconds, Hoshiguma was so smoked that he sneezed fiercely. He woke up dizzy, only feeling soft under his palm.His blurred vision gradually focused, he stared blankly at Simmons under him, then followed the smell and raised his head——

I saw Qiao Xinshu's face.

In the next second, Hoshiguma bounced off the bed at an unprecedented speed, fell off the bed like a cannonball, and retreated into the bathroom every minute, covering his somewhat messy clothes with his hands, his eyes were extremely alert!

"Woman!" he snapped, "I will not submit!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...I just let you smell the essential oil ==

Jiu Tun: ... Feeling like this when you get along with women?

Ibaraki: ... Hoshikuma Doji, who is as famous as me, has such a cowardly side?

Hongye: Tsk tsk tsk, she is already beautiful, but now she is even more beautiful!

The room fell into an eerie silence, and it was at this time that Hoshiguma suddenly discovered that in this narrow "Japanese room" there was not only a strange woman, but also Ibaraki, and Shuten and Momiji, whom he hadn't seen for a long time.

At this time, they were staring at his posture of martial law with bright eyes, with expressions of "I didn't expect you to be such a monster" on their faces.

Hoshiguma: ...

He breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to sit up from the ground, so as to pretend that nothing happened.But it's a pity that the floor tiles in the bathroom are really smooth, and Hoshiguma... doesn't wear slippers ==

He got up staggeringly, and was about to say something, but his footsteps were unsteady, and he fell directly to the side.But the big monster still had some skill, he grabbed a towel in a hurry, and barely stabilized his figure.

However, the shelf on the wall was not strong enough. When he was dragged by a 1.8-meter-high man, he immediately fell down and pointed straight at his forehead!

When it was too late, Hoshiguma avoided the shelf with lightning speed, and then turned around with the sliding force of the floor tiles, avoiding the objects that shot on the shelf.

But you can hide from the first day of junior high school, but you can't hide from the fifteenth day.The left and right sides of the bathroom are no bigger than a palm, and the 1.8-meter-high man made a clockwise rotation, and naturally he couldn't avoid it...hitting his head on the toilet ==

In the blink of an eye, Qiao Xinshu saw a crack in the toilet seat, and Xingxiong's head rested on it, unconscious again.

Three demons: ...

Qiao Xinshu: ... I was wrong, I was so wrong, none of the three ghost kings in Dajiangshan is reliable ==

"What should we do?" Qiao Xinshu was helpless, "Why don't you...send him to the hospital first? The hospital won't check his ID card."

Izuku nodded.

Fifteen minutes later, Ghost King Xingxiong was rushed to the emergency room of the hospital by a group of humans.

However, Hoshiguma didn't make the slightest disguise. He was wearing a messy bathrobe, long silver hair, and matching his delicate eyebrows and eyes, he looked like an exile from the words.

Along the way, many people have already pointed at him, thinking that some star was injured while filming...

"Who is the family member of the patient?" the doctor asked, while deftly undoing Hoshiguma's shirt and brushing his long silver hair back, "I still wear a costume for him in this weather, quickly change him into a hospital gown."

Ibaraki quickly took over the job, and then used his body to block Qiao Xinshu's sight, and bound Hoshiguma... into a rice dumpling ==

"Does your family have a history of genetic diseases?" The doctor asked, "The patient's pulse is normal, breathing is normal, and cardiopulmonary function is normal. The problem can only be caused by the internal organs and blood."

"What genetic disease made him unconscious?"

Generally speaking, most of the patients who are sent to the emergency department have difficult injuries and serious diseases.The doctor was waiting for Ibaraki's answer, but Qiao Xinshu opened his mouth unexpectedly.

"Doctor, he... because of food poisoning, he couldn't stand upright and knocked on the toilet before passing out..."

Doctor: ...are you kidding me? !

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ps: Hoshiguma: So can you give me a reason, I didn't do anything wrong, why do you torture me like this?

Ibaraki: Because you are single!

Hoshiguma: ...The front row is sincerely looking for a girlfriend, if you are the one, thank you.

ps: Huang's Diary of Troubles——

I am the tallest demon in Heian-kyo. My height is close to two meters, and I usually use my nostrils to see people.

For example, when I look down at the firefly grass, I can only see a huge firefly ball.For a long time, I thought that firefly grass was a dandelion.

For example, when I looked down at Jinyu Ji, I could only see a round head and a goldfish. For a long time, I thought it was the goldfish who was talking, and her head was the toy ball of the goldfish.

For example, when I look down at the male monsters, they always think that I am provoking them, and they always pick up their fists to fight me.I'm really not a monster who loves war...

For example, when I look down on the banshees, it's easy to see their low collars as a round, snowy white. From my perspective, they have no privacy at all.

So, every time I meet a banshee, I try to walk forward with my nostrils upturned, and then... I have been single for hundreds of years =