Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Qiao Xinshu thought, if she really listened to Zhou Ziyu's nonsense and went home and told her parents that she was pregnant... She had a hunch that she would not be beaten, but Ibaraki would definitely suffer a wave of critical blows.

Her parents' thinking is more traditional, but their love for their children remains unchanged.Pregnancy before marriage is nothing, but there are gossip women who gossip.

If she got married with her stomach upright, the version of the rumors outside would be: "That daughter of the Qiao family is really well-raised! It's because she tied the man with her stomach!"

To tell the truth, she can tear up ten of this kind of talkative scum without breathing. She got married, got pregnant, and didn't eat other people's rice for free, so why should she be talked about nonsense!

But she had offended people enough, and her parents couldn't stay in the old place anymore.The older generation always settle down and move again. Nostalgia is a good thing, but too many worries will make them feel constrained.

The small place is indeed simple, but there are also many broken things.

She still remembers something from her childhood.

Grandpa and grandma turned the fields into fish ponds. Seeing that the small fish fry have grown into big fish, they can be sold for money in a short time. But when they woke up the next morning, they found that the four big fish ponds were full of white bellies...

This incident was a big one. She remembered that many police officers came. Although the villain was arrested, the maliciousness was really chilling.

There are always people who are stuck in the mud, but they can't see others living better than him.

They stared at each other eagerly, and once they found that someone could climb out of this mud pond, they would desperately grab each other's feet and drag them into the mud to be with him...

People like to watch the excitement, and people are good at mixing water.

If her marriage was done in a hurry, what would others say if she couldn't keep it all right?She really couldn't figure out why there would be such a boring person who had to take care of other people's one-third of an acre of land all day long.

After thinking about it, getting married...is really troublesome and difficult!

If you don't get married, you will be poked at the spine, and if you get married, you will have to become someone's talk after dinner... It's just so so, why does she want to trouble herself, naturally, she can get married when she wants to!

However, no one wants to see their children being stabbed in the back. When her reputation is involved, her parents will become desperate.She doesn't take gossip to heart, but her parents do.

Maybe, Ibaraki would have to be angered.

Thinking of Ibaraki's efforts to increase the favorability of his father-in-law and mother-in-law, Qiao Xinshu felt that the word "pregnancy" must not be used as an excuse.

She said goodbye to Zhou Ziyu and the two, and took a taxi back to her hometown.

But Qiao Xinshu never expected that she barely opened the door of the living room, and saw that the house was full of people!

How is this going?

Qiao Xinshu looked at her parents in bewilderment, and looked at the elders in the room in great surprise, feeling rather concerned: "Uncle, aunt...er, uncle, aunt...Why are you all here?"

Several elders turned their faces and showed amiable smiles.It made her hair stand on end!

"Xinshu, I heard that you have found a boyfriend." The eldest aunt said with concern, "Your parents called us to discuss your wedding date."

Wait... the wedding date? !

Qiao Xinshu grasped the key words and widened her eyes: "What's going on? What's the wedding date?"

"Naturally, the date of your marriage is set." Qiao's mother smiled, "We wanted to delay it, but you will be 27 years old by the Chinese New Year. After making preparations, you have to have a baby at the age of 28, right? You are not well."

"So I thought... let's do it earlier!"

Qiao's mother sighed slightly: "Xiao Tong's child is pleasing to me, so let's make a decision."

Let's just settle...

Qiao Xinshu was stunned: "Then... when do you plan to set the wedding?"

"During the Chinese New Year, it happened to be winter vacation, and relatives could come back." Qiao's mother smiled, "You and Xiao Tong can choose wedding dresses and diamond rings in the past few months. By the way, how many sets of wedding photos are you going to take? The interior is still Exterior scene?"

"Oh, that's right." Qiao's mother continued, "If you want to be a bridesmaid, you can choose your cousin... I think Xiaotong is a good person, and the best man he picks at the other end should also know the general situation, and there will be no bullying of the bridesmaid. Son."

"Well, and..." Qiao's mother grabbed Qiao Xinshu who was about to escape, and continued to read, "You have to keep the money, it's all human favors. How many relatives does the man have? We need someone to hold the banquet." number……"

"There is also the matter of the flower girl. If there is no one in Xiaotong's family, I will choose the child of a distant relative." Qiao's mother can't wait to tell Qiao Xinshu every step of the marriage, "At least choose two wedding dresses, one set White, a set of red."

"When my mother got married, I didn't have any wedding dresses. I thought Feng Guanxia was more beautiful. Why don't I order a set..."

As she said that, Mother Qiao took out an album of Wedding Photography City in advance, skillfully flipped to the middle part, and pointed out a pair of noble, glamorous, domineering and mighty photos——

"Look, this is Empress Wu Zetian's outfit, the most popular wedding photo in the photography city in recent months."

Qiao Xinshu took a closer look, and saw the bride in the photo with a golden crown and black hair, her face was cold, and her red wedding dress was winding on the ground, embroidered with golden phoenixes, as if she was about to fly out and neigh in the next second.And the phoenix's tail feathers snaked at the back, printed on the red silk, and stretched out to a length of five meters.

It's really beautiful, it's shockingly beautiful, but...

"Mom, look at the man next to the bride..." Qiao Xinshu complained sharply, "This is not a wedding photo, it's a photo of the queen and the eunuch."

Mother Qiao: ...

The groom's men's clothes are black and embroidered with five-clawed golden dragons. The workmanship is exquisite and luxurious, but if the wearer can't bear the aura of the clothes, he can only be crushed to death by the clothes...

And this photo chosen by the photography city is really a mistake... The man in the photo is too gentle, and the queen turned him into a eunuch ==

Qiao Xinshu couldn't help laughing just thinking about the picture of herself pretending to be the queen and Ibaraki pretending to be Dongchang's father-in-law.

"Then what do you want?" Mother Qiao handed her the album, "Choose it carefully, book it early!"

"I'll discuss it with him." Qiao Xinshu nodded.

"Speaking of which, where's Xiao Tong?" Qiao's mother asked, "Why don't you give him a call and ask him to come over to see his uncle and aunt tonight."

Qiao Xinshu's face froze for a moment, Ibaraki is probably still sending out invitations in Dajiangshan right now!

"He went to inform his relatives. As you know, many of his relatives are abroad." Qiao Xinshu said, "He will come back after a while, and he will bring his...relatives with him."

If Ibaraki brought back the youkai from Oeyama, it wouldn’t be a disaster...

Or, she vaccinated her relatives in advance? !

She thought of Datiangou, who was full of righteousness: "He has a cousin, who is a member of a democratic and justice party abroad. He is always at the forefront of saving refugees and contributing to world peace and development."

After all, the big tengu peels potatoes for the hungry cubs in Dajiangshan every day, and it is indeed at the forefront of saving "refugees" ==

The cubs are full, the bird is not angry anymore, the rivers and mountains are harmonious, um...it really contributes to the peaceful development of the world ==

no problem...

"People from the Democratic and Justice Party?" This high-profile prefix is ​​very impressive, and the uncle of the Qiao family immediately asked, "Eh? What's his name?"

What's it called...that's a big question!

Qiao Xinshu frowned——Big Tengu, change the order to become "Tianda Dog", no, she can't say that Tianda ==

"Dog" and "gou" have the same pronunciation, and "gou" and "Xun" have similar shapes...

"His name is...Xun Tianda." Qiao Xinshu said calmly, "If you meet him next time and find him saying something strange, don't mind."

Immediately afterwards, she thought of Guhuo Bird... If Guhuo Bird were to come, she might not be able to part with those cubs...

"He also has an aunt..." Qiao Xin paused, organizing her words, "Her aunt is a caring person, the head of the orphanage, she usually likes children the most, and she will bring many children with her wherever she goes... If When you meet her, remember to stuff those kids with candy, it's easy to get close to her."

Qiao Xinshu thought for a moment, and thought of a bunch of monsters in Dajiangshan, only to feel her temples throbbing.

"He has a cousin who likes to show his breasts because the atmosphere abroad is more open." Qiao Xinshu thought of Yasha's attire, and always felt that the elders would not be able to bear it. "Don't pay too much attention to his attire."

"He also has a cousin who's been in an accident and lost one eye..."

"He also has a cousin who is a supermodel. Although he is a bit cold, he is not bad..."

"He also has a distant cousin who deals in pearls and seafood and lives by the sea, so he always smells like fish..."

"He also has a little cousin who is a medical student... Oh no, a taekwondo student who has a second-degree black belt. She looks delicate and weak and likes to cry, but she is very good at hitting people. Remember to let our family Bear boy, don't provoke her!"

"and also……"

……

Looking at the bewildered faces of her relatives, Qiao Xinshu gradually lowered her voice: "You...what's the matter?"

The elders looked at each other for a while, and Qiao's mother asked, "Xinshu...Xiao Tong, how many cousins ​​does he have? Mom, why are there so many?"

"Can their parents live like this?"

"If you get married in the future, how many children will you have?"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Mom, do you think I'm a pig?The kind with a litter of a dozen?