Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Qiao Xinshu lay on the soft and comfortable new bed with Hongye dazedly, staring up at the crystal lamp hanging from the ceiling, under the soft light, she really felt a little maladjusted.

She just left for four days, didn't she go away for 40 years, why did she go home and open the broken door, and even the screws inside were changed?

The single apartment is really not big, only about fifty square meters, if it is decorated and painted around the clock, it can indeed be completed in a very short time, but... where will Hongye and Jiutun live during the apartment renovation?

Qiao Xinshu really felt that not only her brain was not enough, but her energy was also exhausted.The monsters in Heian-kyo are more capable of causing trouble than each other. Even if they stay at home, they can still play tricks.

In the past, Ibaraki opened up the territory and expanded the soil, and after that, the red leaves were perfected and consolidated.It's no wonder that these two don't like each other anymore. Not only do they want to grab the same style of clothes and the same box of pearls, but they also want to compete with each other more? !

Alas, it's hard to drink too much, after so many years between these two, it's no wonder that even the skin after awakening has turned white hair!

Jiu Tun: What the hell? !

Qiao Xinshu in this room was leaning on the pillow and thinking about it, while the red leaf in the other room was caressing her belly, lying lazily on her side with her head propped up, smiling softly: "My friend, don't you have anything to ask?"

The sound of "enemy" woke Qiao Xinshu alive. She sat up from the bed and looked at Hongye stupidly: "You are not pretending to be Ibaraki, are you?"

And only that idiot Ibaraki would say a nonsensical sentence out of nowhere... Hongye, who usually looks shrewd, doesn't seem like...

"What does this have to do with Ibaraki?" Hongye grabbed her claw machine, opened the Youku app very skillfully, and found the TV series she was chasing recently, "Look, they all call people like that."

The screen suddenly lit up, and Hongye slender fingers slid across the progress bar, dialing the video halfway.Qiao Xinshu looked at it intently, and was completely shocked in the next second.

I saw an aunt with heavy make-up shaking her body, leaning mournfully on the body of a certain casual man, her eyes dimmed and said: "If it wasn't for your enemy, why would I marry him?"

The concubine put her arms around the man's neck: "Even though I gave him my body, I still only have you as my enemy in my heart!"

The man looked very mournful, he embraced the woman emotionally, and said sadly: "Stop talking, I understand."

Immediately, he lowered his head and kissed the woman's lips, and hugged her onto the bed.For a while, there were only blurred storyboards and the woman's tactful groans, and occasionally a shaking bed curtain, which was considered a meat scene.

Only Hongye fiddled with the progress bar with a full face of regret: "I really want to see them go to bed, I've watched it a dozen times."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

So after you watched this scene repeatedly, you learned two words—enemies? !

Qiao Xinshu took out her phone and searched for the show. After reading the brief introduction, she realized that it was a bloody and thunderous plot, but she couldn't help Hongye to like it so much.

But considering the lack of entertainment activities in Dajiangshan, even books and scripts are pitifully scarce. In the long life of monsters, watching dramas is probably more meaningful!

"Stop playing with your phone, you still have a baby in your stomach!" Qiao Xinshu locked her phone and forced her to lie down, "Don't broadcast makeup in the future, pregnant women don't use cosmetics."

"I'm a monster." Hongye rubbed her lower abdomen, she could feel the healthy and strong breath of life coming from the child in her belly, "I even went to the bar to dance with Jiu Tun!"

Qiao Xinshu's eyes widened unconsciously, wait!What the hell?What did she just hear?

Go bar dancing?Follow Jiu Tun... what kind of show operation is this?What had happened during her absence?

At this moment, Qiao Xinshu couldn't hold back any longer. She wanted to wait until the next day to ask about these trivial matters, but she didn't expect that the bombs dropped by the red leaves were more terrifying than the last one. In just one sentence, the amount of information in it was about to explode!

"Hongye, what happened during my absence?" Qiao Xinshu asked rather difficultly, "Why did you suddenly renovate the house and start a live broadcast? By the way, the original ones in my apartment What about the old furniture?"

Hongye looked sideways, and asked her in surprise: "Don't you know? Ibaraki didn't tell you?"

"Ibaraki?" Qiao Xinshu was taken aback for a moment, and the familiar feeling of being troubled came up again, "What's going on?"

"You went home and lived with your parents..." Hongye explained.

Four days ago, Qiao Xinshu was lying on the bed and answered the phone, but told Ibaraki that he would not go back at night.Ibaraki glanced at the loving Shuten and Momiji, and hung up the phone with a sullen face.

He paced back and forth, and then put down a pile of RMB on the coffee table in the living room.Xu felt that it was not perfect enough, so Ibaraki simply told Jiu Tun the way to make money.

"My best friend, you only need to go to a place called 'Bar' and beat the most outstanding human beings there, and you can get a lot of money!" And money can buy many things you want in this world.

The same sentence got into the ears of Shuten and Momiji, and evolved into two different meanings.

At that time, Qiao Xinshu was getting into the bathroom of his hometown to wash up, but Ibaraki Xinda led Shuten and Hongye to the night show, and before everyone inside cheered for the return of the boxing champion, he slipped away with oil on his feet to find Qiao Xinshu up.

Only Jiu Tun and Hong Ye were left standing in the bar where demons danced wildly, facing the madness and presumptuousness of modern people for the first time.

And when Ibaraki successfully climbed onto Qiao Xinshu's bed, Jiu Tun had already conquered all the bartenders in the bar with his superb skills, and became the new "Mr. Liquor" in the night world; Move your limbs, and become the queen of the nightclub after one night.

Before dawn, they found a "serious" job in this world ==

And when the white paper-like monsters came into contact with the "colorfulness" of the night world, they were immediately dyed with heavy colors.

For example, Hongye, she intercepted a lot of information among a group of girls who were competing with each other, and learned makeup and pretense as quickly as possible, as well as live broadcast and Meitu.

When Ibaraki tried hard to win the favorability of Qiao's parents and Qiao's mother, Hongye had already spent a lot of money on cosmetics.

With cosmetics, she wants a beautiful dresser; with a dresser, she wants a comfortable chair; with a chair, she wants an elegant sofa; with a sofa, she wants A bed to your liking...

Spending money is like a snowball rolling on the hillside—it gets bigger and bigger. After Hongye started the "buy, buy, buy" mode, Shuten felt that he was shopping with another Ibaraki ==

And as Hongye bought more and more things home, Qiao Xin's comfortable apartment of tens of square meters became much cramped.

On the night when Ibaraki met Qiao's parents, Qiao Xinshu's apartment had no place to stay ==

It was also on this night that Hongye inquired about buying a house.Both she and Jiu Tun are black households, buying a house?That is impossible!But the key point is that Qiao Xinshu has household registration and ID card!

As for Qiao Xinshu, she had never been a person who could hide things. Her household registration book was kept in the drawer of her desk, and she didn't bring her ID card with her when she went home to visit her parents.

She only thought that she would come back after staying for one night, but she didn't know that the subsequent development would be as scary as a prolapsed wild horse ==

Hongye turned into Qiao Xinshu's appearance, and bought a big villa in a hurry with the warm ID card and household registration book in her arms.The real estate certificate is fresh, and the signature and signature are "Qiao Xinshu". The big villa is located next to the newly developed scenic spot, surrounded by mountains and rivers, with birds singing and flowers fragrant, it is a treasured land of geomantic omen.

But Qiao Xinshu's small apartment is connected to the tunnel of the Well of Bone Eaters, so she must not abandon it.

After thinking about it, Hongye simply ordered Jiu Tun to give Qiao Xinshu the old things and move them to the big villa, and she took care of the rest of the apartment shell, and first used it to try the live broadcast to get back the original.

Ibaraki walks around the world with Qiao Xinshu in his arms, Hongye is holding Jiu Tun to decorate; Ibaraki roasts game for Qiao Xinshu, Hong Ye changes into a tuxedo for Jiu Tun;

Four days have passed, the plastic surgery in the small apartment has been successful, Qiao Xinshu has a house, Ibaraki is about to marry a wife, Hongye has become popular on the Internet, Jiuten... Jiuten is still a salted fish ==

Jiu Tun: What the hell? !

After listening to Hongye's words, Qiao Xinshu's three souls were already wandering.She couldn't imagine that if she stayed longer and came back later, would they plan to tear down the entire city center? !

Well, they do have the ability to dismantle ==

"This is the real estate certificate." Hongye handed the things to her without hesitation, "It's only 70 years of ownership, so short, it's really boring."

A mere 70 years is too short for monsters.Many things that are unattainable in the eyes of ordinary people are regarded as tasteless by them.

"Come out with me tomorrow!" Hongye's ending sounded upturned, very sweet, "I fell in love with a car..."

I fell in love with a car... Qiao Xinshu closed her eyes in despair.

mmp If Hongye and Ibaraki like the same car, will they fight in the shop? !

"What car did you see?" Qiao Xinshu asked.

"What's it called... the third and the fourth?"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Momiji, don't you really be Ibaraki pretending to be? !

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There is a large sofa in the widened living room. The leather sofa is foldable. When it is spread out in the living room, it is enough for two tall men to lie down.

Ibaraki and Shuten leaned on the soft sofa, chatting casually.We talked about Hongye's pregnancy, Qiao Xinshu's marriage, the topic turned around, and it returned to the common problem of men.

Even though he hasn't played with his mobile phone for a long time, Ibaraki's hand speed for watching movies remains unchanged.The night was long and he didn't want to sleep. He didn't even think about going to the bar to fight when he came back.

With a daughter-in-law and a close friend by my side, wouldn't it be nice if you unpacked two packs of spicy sticks and two cans of Coke, and placed "study materials"? !

"Friend, want to watch a movie?" Ibaraki swiped open WeChat, and saw that [Zi Feiyu]'s message had reached "99".It turned out that Zhou Ziyu was not idle at all, and almost passed all the seven or eight thongs he picked up to Ibaraki.

"Don't look!" Jiu Tun glanced at the bedroom, "Get angry!"

Ibaraki, who drove meat and gradually became an old driver, understood in seconds that Hongye was pregnant. Even if my best friend had the heart, he didn't have the courage...

Ibaraki flicked the screen and scanned the "study materials", thinking about it and thinking about it, feeling inexplicably anxious.When Qiao Xinshu has a child, Jiu Tun's today will be his tomorrow!

Suddenly, the big monster lost interest in watching the movie.

He flicked his phone boredly, and just exited the [Zifeiyu] dialog box to check Qiao Xinshu's WeChat circle, but unexpectedly, he was attracted by another group, another account, and a bunch of friend requests.

Except for Zhou Ziyu and Qiao Xinshu, there is no one else on Ibaraki's WeChat account, and the page is really monotonous.Therefore, the groups and numbers that popped up inexplicably became particularly noticeable.

Two months is not long or short, at least, Ibaraki still remembers that another account with as many as "99" has an ugly profile picture, and the profile picture's name is "Snow"?

Wait, what's it called?

Oh, he forgot.

As for this so-called "group"... Ibaraki clicked into it, and was instantly swamped by a wave of information.He really couldn't understand the simplified characters on it, but he... somehow understood the emoticons!

Ibaraki, who didn't know much about mobile phones, fumbled around, and it took a while to get the function of emoticon collection. The big monster was so excited that he poked at the screen.

After pondering for a long time, he saw the densely packed portraits in the group, and found the word [This Heart Xiangshu] without any mistakes. After tossing around for a while, I edited the first WeChat message for Qiao Xinshu——

Text emoticon package: [Good-looking people don't do it, they want to be a pig.jpg]

In Ibaraki's superficial concept, adding "good" and "person" must be a compliment, so he wanted to praise Qiao's comfort and happiness.

The more he reads, the more he finds this wechat more pleasing to the eye, even through the bedroom door, he can still talk to his lover!

He really is a romantic monster, a gentle and considerate man!

On the other end, the phone vibrated inexplicably, Qiao Xinshu was still immersed in the shock of "I have a house", and couldn't extricate herself from receiving messages one after another, feeling inexplicably irritable.

She wanted to turn off the phone, but she opened WeChat with a slip of her hand.

In an instant, the densely packed information in the college classmate group flashed across, and countless private stamps filled the screen.She was very surprised. She didn't see so many people looking for her. What's going on now?

She couldn't help opening the WeChat of an acquaintance——

[The wind blows up the skirt]: Qiao Xinshu, you are awesome!You are on fire, you know?Do you remember opening your mouth in our class?Such a gossip dog man works at Diwang Real Estate!

[The strong wind lifted the skirt]: You are amazing!Actually spent hundreds of millions to buy the villa in "Peach Blossom Spring"!You are so awesome, take me to heaven, okay?

[The strong wind lifts the skirt]: Someone in the group showed off their wealth, saying that they earned 600 million yuan a year, and they opened their mouths so cheap that they posted your house purchase records!Hahaha, you are so hot on Mrs. Joe!

The message was sent two days ago. At that time, she and Ibaraki were still messing around==

Damn it, rich woman Qiao... She thinks that the big brother is looking for smoke!

Wechat diverted her attention, Qiao Xinshu simply swiped it up, and clicked on one after another.It's not bad if you don't touch it, it's addictive once you touch it.

A lot of gossip and gossip came into her eyes. In the two months since she traveled to Dajiangshan, the "headlines" changed almost every day.

For example, a month ago, a friend sent a WeChat message——

"Xinshu, do you believe in karma? I didn't believe it before, but now I have to."

Immediately afterwards, there was a scarf link. Qiao Xinshu accidentally opened it. After a buffer jump, the page became the crying faces of several girls.

She looked at the title of the article again, "Human Trafficking, the crime should be punished"!

"Xinshu, do you still remember the major human trafficking case involved in the past few months? The cross-provincial strongholds of the human traffickers were taken away, and the scene was extremely bloody. Some people said that the victims' resentment could not be appeased, and they came for revenge! "

Not only did she remember, but she also remembered very clearly.After all, on a certain night a few months ago, she almost became one of the trafficked people.About four months have passed, not only has the matter not been covered up, but it has intensified, and the theory of gods and ghosts has also spread to everyone.

"It's horrifying to think about it. For two consecutive months and even today, many people have died tragically in their own homes, and the police have been chasing clues. These people are all involved in major cases of human trafficking. From village chiefs to town chiefs, As far as the county magistrate... no matter how high the official position is, you can't escape."

"Skynet is so sparse and not leaking, it's really refreshing to watch!"

Qiao Xinshu browsed through all the messages sent by her friends. She used to not believe in reincarnation. After all, bad people always live for a long time, but now... Seeing that the evildoers have been punished as they should, she feels that her soul is alive come over.

After looking at this, look at the other.The person who sent the message was her college roommate, who had a good relationship on weekdays, but said little in her heart, but now she sent a few messages full of excitement. Of course, the time was a long time ago——

"Xinshu! Did you know that Zhang Feixue broke up with her wealthy boyfriend!"

"You may not believe it, but the guy surnamed Zhang is having an affair with Xu Ming! Her boyfriend is also a flirtatious guy. She buckles one green hat after another, and she can bear it! It's almost too late! It's a green turtle!"

"That's good, mutual green!"

She didn't say any extra information, but there was a kind of ease of "revenge for the big revenge" between the lines.Qiao Xinshu recalled it carefully, oh...she remembered.

Her roommate's ex-boyfriend broke up with her because of Zhang Feixue... No wonder!

However, she was really not interested in knowing about Zhang Feixue's mess.What does other people's ups and downs have to do with her?Who is more stupid than the other?

She looked at the information slowly, but suddenly, the number with the word "Vinegar jar" printed on it jumped in front of her eyes!

Qiao Xinshu was taken aback for a moment, and it took him a long time to realize that this number...seems to be...Ibaraki's? !

This guy... Qiao Xinshu couldn't help curling the corners of his mouth. He actually sent messages like other couples in the middle of the night. Did he come to tell her "good night"?

I didn't expect that although Ibaraki would make trouble a little bit, when he was romantic, he was still very...

She clicked on the message, and saw the text emoticon package - [Good-looking people don't do it, they want to be a pig.jpg]

Qiao Xinshu: ...

She suddenly felt like a pig, stupid enough to think that Ibaraki had learned to be romantic!

get out!Doggie!

Qiao Xinshu was angry with fear, and immediately sent back an emoji to Ibaraki: [The luxury cruise ship of love sinks if it says sink.jpg]

Wechat vibrated, and Ibaraki looked at Qiao Xinshu's reply happily. He picked "love" and then "love", his heart was so beautiful that it was almost bubbling!

Perhaps his fluttering expression was too terrifying, Jiu Tun couldn't help rubbing the goose skin on his arm, and asked, "Ibaraki! Take your drool away!"

"Best friend!" Ibaraki's eyes sparkled, "My woman said she loves me!"

He raised his mobile phone and thrust it in front of Jiu Tun: "Look, she said love!"

Jiu Tun couldn't understand simplified Chinese, but he thought Ibaraki could, and when he thought of their exchange of feelings through this method, he felt extremely overwhelmed.Missing him and Hongye, I can only stay until dawn!

Ibaraki finished showing off, and immediately sent Qiao Xinshu a text emoticon: [The speedboat that is dating a gun says it will be vented.jpg]

He simply thought it was "Xie Xie" (thank you)...

Qiao Xinshu who saw the emoji: ...

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ps: Qiao Xinshu: [You will lose my .jpg by doing this]

Ibaraki: [Just because you're ugly, I think you're right.jpg]

Qiao Xinshu: ...

After 100 years, Ibaraki still has no wife

ps: Dou Ya's Diary of Living in the West——

Ever since I was tricked by Xingxiong Boy to the Western Kingdom, I have become Ling Yue's master.Ling Yue is the ruler of the Western Kingdom, and for the sake of my considerate service, she named me a general.

After Lingyue became pregnant, Dajiangshan retired, the legendary history of the great demon disappeared, and the Western Kingdom became a place where all demons worship.

Ling Yue was pregnant for several years before giving birth to my eldest son. On the day my eldest son was born, I met my long-lost "first love" Goddess Qiao.Accompanied by Ibaraki, the goddess came to visit us. We haven't seen each other for several years, and her spiritual power has grown even stronger.

The goddess looked at the eldest son with strange eyes, and she carefully picked up the eldest son with a strange expression.

The goddess asked me if I named the child?

I told her: Think it over, call it Yashawan!

The goddess' face was very distorted.

I thought about it again, um, maybe my education level is not high enough to get a good one, so I looked at Ling Yue.

Ling Yue: Then call it White Dog Maru!

The face of the goddess is already wooden.

Ibaraki thought about it for a while, and said: How about calling him Xiaotengu?

Ibaraki was thrown out by the goddess.

The goddess made a decision and said: Call Sesshomaru!

Oh, as expected of a goddess, the name she took out is different!

PS: I am guilty!I forgot to add more!I forgot ah ah ah ah ah!There are still [-] words that have not been updated!Forget it, let me make it up tomorrow qaq (I, Ibaraki, came out two pieces and excitedly forgot to update...) Oh, I have to add more if my collection exceeds [-]... Don't rush, let me pay back qaq slowly