Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Compared with the bad experience of shopping in the first night, the "peaceful feeling" of shopping during the day made Jiu Tun feel much more comfortable.

Together with Ibaraki, he raided from the wedding ring store to the women's clothing store, and then from the shoe and hat store to the jade store. Since they knew the size of their daughter-in-law very well, they almost bought everything they could buy.

Dajiangshan is not short of money, but short of love!

How to build a nest for a lifetime with the woman you love, in the simple mind of a man, first of all - buy, buy, buy!

But the two big monsters still have a bit of brains, too conspicuous is troublesome after all, they change their shapes and appearances in the hiding place from time to time, disappearing in the crowd again, and go to the next target.

The piles of goods were placed in the subspace by Ibaraki. When he emerged from the dark alleyway, he had transformed from a tall and handsome man into a beautiful girl.

Shuten didn't make drastic changes to his appearance, and he didn't have the habit of loving women's clothing like Ibaraki.He just turned into a short boy, with a peaked cap, he looked like a middle schooler.

The two stood together, like a pair of siblings.

"Where are you going?" Jiu Tun asked, "What else do you need?"

"There's a lot missing." Ibaraki replied, "I want to go and see what a wedding in this world looks like?"

Jiu Tun frowned, and glanced at the busy street: "Where should I go to find a ready-made wedding?"

Ibaraki pondered for a while, but he was not sure about his decision: "Go for a walk first, maybe you can bump into him."

Even if there is no ready-made wedding in this city for reference, there is still the next city, the next city to look for... Depending on the speed of Ibaraki and Shuten, and with the help of some monsters' inherent means, it may not be impossible to find them.

They went to the wedding gallery as planned.

Since someone is choosing a wedding dress, it is likely to be able to find someone to get married.You only need to follow quietly without showing off, and you can use other people's templates to gain experience.

The big monster had the immature face of a young girl, and as soon as he entered the door, he was dazzled by a lot of fluffy skirts like clouds and snow.

The women in white wedding dresses smiled softly. They smiled and straightened the collar of their suits for their husband-to-be, and occasionally whispered intimately, which always caused a tinge of blush on their cheeks.

There are also beauties wearing bright red cheongsams and bright golden crowns, carefully tracing their eyebrows and eyes in front of their lovers, one stroke at a time, showing tenderness in places where tenderness is like water.

The publicity of Western-style weddings is free and easy, while the subtlety and restraint of Chinese-style weddings.With pure white and dazzling red as the boundary, the same love and sincerity are blended.

At this moment, human beings become extremely happy and extremely holy.

The staff in the corridor were so busy that they measured the size of the bride and put on a suit for the groom.There were also quite a few people who cast their gazes at Ibaraki and Jiu Tun, but seeing that they were only fourteen or fifteen years old, they thought they were relatives of some new family and didn't ask anything.

Ibaraki looked at the energetic woman in white skirt beside him, and at the gentle and restrained beauty in cheongsam next door. He couldn't help imagining how Qiao Xinshu would look in her wedding dress and wedding dress.

Just when he was in a daze, Jiu Tun pushed him violently, and ran out with a woman first: "Follow!"

"Best friend?" The reaction of the body was faster than that of the brain, and Ibaraki quickly chased after him.

Jiu Tun raised his chin slightly, pointed at the fat woman running wildly in front of him: "Concentrate, listen carefully."

Ibaraki pricked up his ears.

The woman ran wildly, holding a snow-white gauze dress in her hands, and got into a red car with the word "囍" on it, and shouted: "Quick! Go back! Why are you so careless? Her wedding dress was torn!"

The man in the driver's seat stepped on the accelerator and drove the car into the air: "The groom was too impatient, so he picked up the bride and left. Who knew that the skirt was too long and stuck in the door, and the pull would break immediately!"

"Didn't you prepare a few more? Didn't I remember buying two sets?" The woman was burning with anxiety, "Can't we just make do with it?"

"Let's say a few words, the word 'make do' is the most taboo for people to get married! It's better to delay a little time than not to be particular about it." The man increased the speed of the car and took a shortcut, "It's only half an hour before and after, and it's an auspicious time to go back, Mo Anxious!"

The woman nodded. After all, a woman's family only gets married once in her life, so she must pay attention when she should.

But they didn't know that after going back and forth, they not only brought back a wedding dress, but also two more "tails".

……

The bride's natal family lived in a town, and the groom's convoy drove from the city to the town, and stopped in front of the father-in-law's house in style.The groom settled down amidst the sound of praise and booing, and caught up with his daughter-in-law's boudoir with a smile, and went to "break into" the boudoir.

If it wasn't for some accidents during the wedding ceremony, they would be on their way back to the city by now.

Ibaraki and Shuten successfully mixed into the welcoming team. The man's family thought that their two "children" were relatives of the woman, and the woman's family thought they were "boys and virgins" brought by the man.

The woman's family was really satisfied when they saw the handsome features and the overall style of the two, they only felt that the in-laws valued this marriage and their attitude was not perfunctory at all.

Shuten and Ibaraki became "flower girls" inexplicably, and before they realized it, they were stuffed into the long skirt of the wedding dress.They looked at each other, didn't say much, just followed silently, trying to keep their sense of existence down.

The groom smiled and took out the red envelopes from his bosom, throwing them one by one with a chic gesture.What should I do if the red envelope is gone?He took out a stack of red skins that his parents had prepared for him, and put it into the hands of the woman's elders with a smile.

Vaguely, Ibaraki's ears got into the surrounding words——

"I heard that the groom's family is not bad. Look, he got 30 Mercedes-Benz BMWs for the bride, and the bride price was 3 yuan!" A middle-aged woman whispered, "I remember that the girl next door got married, so I only received The dowry gift of [-] yuan, this one... has doubled by ten times!"

"Not to mention, people in the city are different after all!" Another person responded, "Look at this young man's generous spending. The money in the red envelope is a hundred, and it doesn't hurt at all."

"Tsk, the daughter of this family is married well..." Someone said with emotion, "When I was 28 years old, I thought I was going to be an old lady, but I didn't expect to pick the best one!"

"Yeah, the house next door is a bit at odds with this one. They often laughed at his daughter behind her back for being too old and unable to find a partner. Look at today... the door next door is closed, so why don't you go out today!"

Ibaraki secretly looked at the BMWs and Mercedes-Benz lined up outside, and felt that they were not as powerful and majestic as his Ferrari Lamborghini!

Moreover, the bride price of 30... Ibaraki couldn't help but think of the banknotes flying all over the arena during the black boxing. He remembered that 1000 million paper and pens were nothing but small square bricks, and 30...was a bit "shabby" ? !

But listening to the conversation between human beings, it seems that this is already the best treatment...

Therefore, in the human world, the cost of getting married is compared to how long the caravan can line up and how high the bride price can be piled up?

Izuku felt that he had nothing to fear.

The gossip around her was not covered up, the bride's face was a little uneasy, but the groom's officer was considerate, he just reached out and hugged her to show his support.

The bride raised her head and smiled, her face immediately glowing.

A wide cement road was paved with a red carpet. Ibaraki and Shuten sent the couple to the car. Looking back at the crowd of spectators behind, their psychology was a bit complicated.

"What are you standing there for? Sit in!" Someone pushed them, "Come in, the camera is coming!"

The two big monsters were pushed into the wedding car in a daze, and sat next to the bride and groom.The bride's parents hurried over, held the bride's hand tightly, and said something excitedly with tears in their eyes.

Fortunately, the rear seat of the Land Rover in the middle is spacious, and it is not too crowded to carry four people.Ibaraki stiffened his body and tried not to touch other women, Jiu Tun twitched the corners of his mouth, and answered the groom's questions in a nonchalant manner.

"Hey, how old are you? You look so cute, are you Yingying's younger sibling?"

The bride asked strangely: "Isn't it your relative?"

There was a moment of silence in the carriage. Seeing that the momentum was wrong, Ibaraki immediately said vaguely: "We followed the camera!"

The bride and groom suddenly realized: "Is it the 'flower girl' equipped by the wedding dress building?"

"Although I'm a little older, but I look good!" The bride said with emotion, "Both of us have no children of the right age to be 'flower girls'. I didn't expect the photo studio to prepare them. I will give them a good review later!"

The groom smiled to enliven the atmosphere, and the atmosphere in the car gradually became less restrained.

In just ten minutes, he sailed from the town to the bustling city.The change of scene along the way is really dazzling.

In the few words of the conversation, Ibaraki gradually understood that when the man gets married, the banquet is held at the meal; when the woman gets married, the banquet is held at home.Before getting married, you have to talk about matchmaking, match horoscopes, accept lottery, try on wedding dresses, try on wedding rings, and take wedding photos; when you get married, you need to prepare red envelopes, big gifts, luxury cars, and contact a photo studio;

It was rare for Ibaraki to put his mind on it, and he memorized all the procedures when he was drunk.

He still remembers!I'm going to see my mother-in-law soon!

The so-called hero meets his mother-in-law... There are times when he is short of breath ==

……

In the big hotel, there are 38 tables of banquets, bringing together the relatives and friends of the men and women, as well as the invited performance team.The groom is a generous person. Seeing that his new wife loves the two "flower girls", he immediately invited them to a seat, and thoughtfully presented a bunch of macarons that were too sweet to be cloying.

Shuten and Ibaraki were silent for a moment, suddenly felt that they could not eat for free.

Even with the immature faces of teenagers, they never had the idea of ​​taking advantage of others in vain.A big monster needs to have the bearing of a big monster, and the new couple are pleasing to the eye, so naturally they don't hesitate to give it.

So, when the wedding speech on the stage ended and the program interaction began, when the newlyweds toasted and came to the side of the two big monsters, they realized that there was something wrong with the painting style of the two children in front of them!

At that time, they were toasting to collect their share money. They had passed the two big monsters and decided to go to the next table, but unexpectedly the groom's sleeve was pulled by Jiu Tun.

They turned around in amazement—

The "girl" showed a meaningful smile, grabbed the backpack behind her, and said, "Humans, you are not bad."

Ibaraki took out a large stack of thick bright red RMB from his backpack, and handed it to the groom while he was stunned!

There was an eerie silence all around.

Jiu Tun said proudly: "We don't eat free food."

"Whose child is this?"

"I've never seen it before. It's not from our husband's family."

"It's not from our wife's family either."

"..."

The background music is still loud, but the bride and groom finally come to their senses. The feeling is that the two children of the rich family came out to play and sneaked into their wedding banquet? !

"If you don't accept this money, I will treat it as an invitation to you!" The bride pushed the money back, "You are just children, and there is no way to know how to spend it. Take it back!"

Ibaraki ignored it, handed the money to the bridesmaid, and spit out the words he had just learned: "Lucky, lucky, good luck!"

Bride and groom: ...

The money was finally sent out, but the way the people at the wedding banquet looked at them changed.Quite a few people inquired about their origins, and slowly "tricked" the conversation.

It turned out that the local wealthy family wanted to have a wedding, and wanted to have a down-to-earth wedding, so they "went deep into the folks" to explore a little bit.

And this superficial statement full of loopholes is still believed by some people.

Ibaraki, Shuten: ...

……

The wedding banquet went on very late, and it was only when Ibaraki and Shuten recovered that they realized——

Fuck!They came out for a day!Didn't make dinner!Didn't make dinner!

Qiao Xinshu and Hongye must have woken up!Maybe he's bristling right now!

Thinking of the consequences of the daughter-in-law's anger, the two couldn't help but tremble...

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ps: Ibaraki: I forgot to cook, will my wife starve to death?So nervous!Don't let anything happen!

Jiu Tun: Hong Ye forgot to give her a hug when she woke up, will the daughter-in-law be sad and cry!Don't let anything happen!

In fact--

Qiao Xinshu: Hongye, it just so happens that these two idiots are not here!I'll take you out to eat claypot tonkotsu noodles!A new dessert restaurant has opened, which is super good!

Readers read the article and the system will return +57 [Merge at everyone's request, counting to death, I don't know if there is a wrong number qaq]

ps: Wine Swallow Diary——

Monday: Uncle Douya went to the Western Kingdom to fight for territory in high spirits, and today he suddenly came back crying.He cried so sadly!Said that Uncle Ibaraki lied to him, Lingyue Wang is not a male dog monster at all, but a female dog monster!Uncle Ibaraki asked him why he was crying?Uncle Dou Ya said that he was defeated by King Lingyue, became her male favourite, and was named "General".

Tuesday: Uncle Dou Ya howled at the moon last night. Dad said that it was Uncle Dou Ya commemorating his lost virginity.I do not really understand……

Wednesday: Aunt Lingyue, the queen of the Western Kingdom, went to Dajiangshan and dragged Uncle Douya back.I heard from adults that the breeding season of the dog family seems to have arrived.

Thursday: Didn’t see Uncle Dou Ya, so sad not being able to ride him.

Friday: I haven't seen Uncle Dou Ya, let me go ride a nightmare...

Saturday: It’s still a day when I haven’t seen Uncle Douya. Teacher Qiao and I have a day of prenatal education with my future best friend|wife!

Sunday: I finally saw Uncle Dou Ya, he seemed very tired, even his footsteps were fluttering...

ps: It’s time to see the mother-in-law, smile~~~~