Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Qiao Xinshu's face was cold, her eyes were filled with anger, and she stared straight at Ibaraki.

Seeing this, Ibaraki was inexplicably guilty, the big monster raised his hand and rubbed his fluffy red hair, pulled the corner of his mouth and showed a naive smile: "Xinshu, what's the matter?"

"Where did you go last night?" Qiao Xinshu raised her eyebrows.

Ibaraki's heart skipped a beat, even Shuten, who was sitting on the sofa, stiffened.Holding a cup of mellow milk tea, Hongye sat face to face with Jiu Tun, showing him a very gentle smile.

Shuten: ...There is always an ominous premonition!

"Go, go outside for a walk." Ibaraki said solemnly, "I haven't been back for two months. I miss this world very much, so I took my best friend out to have a look."

"Where did you go?" Qiao Xinshu held on, "Ibaraki Doji, I'll give you one last chance. Anyway, I already know the matter. If you don't tell the truth, our relationship will end here! "

Qiao Xinshu didn't know where Ibaraki went or what he did last night, but she habitually tricked him.

It’s like dealing with a group of bad boys who got into trouble. First, the old god reminds them that their evil deeds have been exposed. Secondly, they generously express their willingness to give them a chance to reform themselves, and then wait patiently for them to be born. After fighting for a while, he faltered and confessed.

In the end, it is not up to her to decide whether to punish or not!

Paradoxical language and false words are the best way to break the last trace of luck left by those with a guilty conscience.

Don't blame her for speaking seriously, he dared to pick up soap with other men shirtless, if she doesn't do it now, when will she wait?

After the words fell, Qiao Xinshu entered the bedroom with a sullen face, as if she didn't even want to listen to the explanation.Ibaraki was in a hurry, and when she closed the door, he suddenly blocked the gap with his arm.

"Xinshu!" Ibaraki said dryly with a bitter face, "I... I will never go to the garbage dump again!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Landfill?What the hell!How many secrets are there that she doesn't know? !

Qiao Xinshu remained calm and said coldly: "And then? Gone?"

"I..." Ibaraki couldn't hold back, and looked back at Shuten.

Jiu Tun's heart suddenly rang the alarm bell, he didn't expect Ibaraki to drag him into the water so quickly, he hurriedly looked away, but suddenly bumped into Hongye's increasingly gentle eyes.

Jiu Tun: ...too bad!

He is so stupid, really, he only knows that burning clothes and taking a shower can "destroy corpses and wipe out traces", but he forgets that Ibaraki is unreliable, but he is the master who even deceives himself ==

Under the nest, have the eggs finished?

"Didn't you go out with Ibaraki last night?" Hongye smiled and sipped her milk tea, "I can see that you are shoulder to shoulder and hand to hand, you are very close."

Shuten immediately abandoned the false brotherhood, and knelt down under his lover's stick: "Absolutely not! Hong, Hongye...why didn't you sleep at that time?"

With this blunt ability to change the subject, Qiao Xinshu couldn't bear to look directly and looked away.

Only now did she realize that Jiu Tun was neither a light-saving lamp nor a worry-free master.

"I slept well..." Hongye's voice was soft and twisted, "Unfortunately, there was a loud noise from below, which scared me awake."

She deliberately emphasized the word "scared", and sure enough, Jiu Tun got up from the sofa in minutes to examine her body carefully.

"I thought you would come over to comfort me at this time!" Hongye stroked her belly and sighed, "But in the end I saw you...abandoned me and left with Ibaraki."

Jiu Tun was startled, and said dryly: "Hongye, in fact, as long as you shout..." I will definitely come back to you right away!

"Shout?" Hongye didn't know if female monsters would become moody during pregnancy. She wanted to have fun with Jiu Tun, but she didn't expect to be really unhappy now.

"I thought we loved each other deeply, even if we didn't say a word, you would understand my feelings." Hongye changed her face instantly, and said angrily, "Do you think I can't hear you when you make such a loud noise? You didn't think of me at all! "

"Red, red leaves..."

"You followed Ibaraki, and you didn't even give me a look." Hongye began to be arrogant, "My heart hurts so much!"

"Isn't it just to ask where you went last night, and you refused to tell me anything! Obviously you used to hug me and talk a lot. Are you tired of me?"

"Okay... In this case, I will go back to my Red Maple Forest and promise not to hinder your eyes!"

Jiu Tun looked terrified!

Qiao Xinshu: ...

She deeply found that her knowledge seems too shallow ==

But it doesn't matter if you are shallow, you can copy it——

"Ibaraki, do you dislike me?" Qiao Xinshu picked up the phone, "Are all the promises you made to me false? You said you love me, but why did you go to someone else!"

Find, find someone else? !

Ibaraki and Jiu Tun's hearts shuddered, and the signboard of the Great Health Care flashed across the sky. Could it be that this matter...really, they already knew about it?

Blessed to the soul, the chaotic brains of the two are clear for a while, if the explanation is not clear, it will be over——

"We didn't find anyone else, those women posted it themselves!" Ibaraki blurted out, "We didn't even know that place was for fun!"

woman?us?Have fun?

Hongye's gentle smile froze at the corner of her mouth, she almost screamed: "Looking for fun?"

The more the circle is wound, the tighter the thread becomes.Knowing that there would be no result if she continued to ask, Qiao Xinshu slapped the table angrily: "What? What stupid thing did you do last night!"

"Tell me everything!"

She really didn't expect that Ibaraki was looking for a man besides a woman!Where does this put her face?Even though she trusted him from the bottom of her heart, she was as uncomfortable as she was now!

After all, if a man wants to learn to be bad, he will soon...

She turned on her mobile phone, clicked on the short video, and threw it on the table: "You also explain to me, who is this man? What are you doing in the square?"

Two men who are nearly naked, bathed in the light of the fountain square, scrub their bodies... The tall and tall body is paired with strong muscles, but the masculine picture has a strange ambiguity.

Ibaraki: ...

Hongye stared at the video, looked at the outline of another human man's face, and smiled wistfully at the wine.

Alcoholic: ...

Why did he believe in Ibaraki's evil yesterday? !

……

After listening to the late-night adventures of Ibaraki and Shuten, Qiao Xinshu was speechless to the extreme.

She really couldn't figure it out - why such an ordinary thing as "traveling" would look different in their hands?

First, he destroyed the elevator under maintenance, then scared away the three drivers, and then he was chased by the samurai (police) kept by the city lord. He went to the night market to buy, and then went to the big health care "restaurant" for no reason? !

The most terrible thing is that when the pursuit of the "samurai" reached Dahebao, they chose to jump off the building to die in love... Ahh!Jump off the building to escape!

But I didn't expect that the back door of this building is a pile of garbage ==

Thinking of the scene where the two crawled out of the garbage dump, Qiao Xinshu really felt disgusted that her own husky fell into the cesspit... Fortunately, the husky can take a bath by herself, otherwise, she would never keep this dog again!

It would be fine if Ibaraki himself was stupid, but he still abducted Alaska next door... Ah bah, together with Shuten-douji...

Yaoshou!

Not only Qiao Xinshu, but even Hongye's eyes looking at Jiu Tun had something indescribable.

Fortunately, the incident happened in the middle of the night. If the two of them went to the open-air square to take a bath in broad daylight, it would be the rhythm of the headlines in seconds!

You really can't relax at all, as soon as you relax, the monsters will cause trouble.It's only been a day since she came back, and Qiao Xinshu feels that she misses the days of living in Dajiangshan...

Anyway, not such a headache!

"Xinshu..." Ibaraki stared at her phone scorchingly, "How could you have a video of me taking a shower?"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"Actually, you don't have to be so sneaky." Ibaraki looked expectantly in his eyes, "If I want to watch me take a bath, I can do it anytime!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...Why do you have the courage to joke with me as if nothing had happened after I got angry? !

My heart is so tired, I feel that I will never love again!

……

Ibaraki and Shuten are strictly prohibited from going out again, which is as uncomfortable as going to jail for the big monsters who like to fight and move around from time to time.

But fortunately, there is his own woman with him in this small residence, otherwise this life would really be impossible.

In order to prevent the world from being destroyed and to maintain world peace, Qiao Xinshu took a long vacation from her workplace, preparing to watch the monsters at home.

At least, they have to wait until they understand the world before they can be released.

But she didn't expect that even if Ibaraki didn't go out, he could make trouble at home.

At that time, Qiao Xinshu was doing big shopping in the supermarket, she firmly rejected Ibaraki's request to accompany him, and left him in the apartment.

It's just that, after Ibaraki stared at her back in a daze, he felt that the world without the company of his lover was extremely boring.

Moreover, the red leaves and Jiuten in the living room are still tired. He listened to Jiuten's gentle and watery love words with his ears full, feeling that Jiuten is indeed his best friend, and at the same time suspecting that Jiuten is a fake ==

5 minutes passed, Xinshu didn't come back...

10 minutes passed, Xinshu still didn't come back...

15 minutes passed, Xinshu still didn't come back...

The time is so long, and the demon life is so boring, why can you relieve your worries, only - TV series!

Ibaraki returned to the living room, picked up the remote control panel, and turned on the LCD TV.The suddenly shining rectangular box attracted Shuten and Momiji's eyes, dazzled faces flashed in front of them, Ibaraki kept changing the channel, and finally settled on the daily drama channel.

The timing is just right, it's exactly the time the movie is playing, and the movie has only just begun.Ibaraki habitually took out the melons and gave them to Shuten and Hongye, and the three demons immediately entered the state of eating melons, with three pairs of eyes fixed on the screen.

"What is this?" Hongye asked.

"This is TV." Ibaraki said seriously, "It's a good thing to help you understand human beings!"

"Knowing good things about human beings?" Jiu Tun became a little curious, "Human beings, isn't it just..."

Is it very ordinary and weak?

Thinking that Ibaraki's partner is a real human being, Sake swallowed his words.In his cognition, no matter how powerful humans are, they can only reach the level of Abe Seimei.

The three big demons watched the movie intently, but they didn't know that the name of the movie was marked on the right side of the screen.

Its name is - The Vengeance Alliance.

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ps: Happy birthday to the "in the wild" girl~~ As for the double update of the birthday, wait until I am free~~

ps: After watching the movie, the three views of the big monsters...

Shuten: Hongye, this world is too dangerous, let's go back to Dajiangshan!

Hongye: ...

ps: When monsters and you watch too many movies——

Ibaraki: I decided to invest in a TV series called "You from Dajiangshan"!

Qiao Xinshu: ...I think it is more appropriate for you to participate in "You Who Came from the Mental Hospital".

Ibaraki: ...

Shuten: I decided to participate in a movie called "Naruto Live Action", Hongye, that Gaara looks exactly like me!

Hongye: ...I think it is more appropriate for you to participate in "Cucabac Baby".

Alcoholic: ...

Huang: Ichimoku, let's go and participate in the TV series "Legend of Two Dragons of the Great River and Mountain"!

Yimulian: ...I think it is more appropriate for us to participate in "Dragon Knight of the Great River and Mountain".

shortage:……

Kagura: I decided to invest in the movie "My Boyfriend Is a Dog"!

Big Tengu: ...I've said it many times, a Tengu is not a dog!

Kagura: Well, then change it to "My Boyfriend Is Not a Dog".

Big Tengu: ...

Shu Weng: I have finished writing the script "The Domineering Fairy Takes Care of Me", and I am planning to find someone to invest in it.

Demon Sword Fairy: ...What the hell are you writing about?

Shuweng: Didn't you just write 360 ​​five sex scenes?It doesn't matter.

Demon Sword Girl: ...

ps: My aunt is here, and I worked hard all day... I'm exhausted ==