I Rise After Dressing as an Ancient Villain [Quick Transmigration]

At that time, the emperor was young, and Empress Dowager Dou was in power until he was 14 years old, and then began to teach him how to govern by hand, slowly delegating power. She lives in seclusion in the deep palace, and no longer interferes with any political affairs, and the general of the hussars has repeatedly asked to resign, wishing to return to his hometown and retire with peace of mind.

It is precisely because of this that the Dou family is a legend in history. Since the Queen Mother Dou could control her husband, the Dou family has controlled the entire dynasty for nearly fifty years.No child but only pampered for twenty to five years. After the emperor was lingering and sick, Empress Dowager Dou took charge of the government for seven years. In the sixth year, Empress Dowager Dou gave birth to a son. The dragon heart was very happy, and the child was immediately canonized as the prince. In the seventh year, the eldest princess of Danyang Birth?, in the same year, the emperor passed away, until the prince succeeded to the throne, and the prince grew up...

However, in the end, the Dou family let go of the monstrous power without hesitation, and was able to retire in the end.

Dou Huaien is a talent. The two children of Empress Dowager Dou, whether they are the little emperor or the eldest princess of Danyang, have great trust and closeness to him.

When Empress Dowager Dou was seriously ill, the eldest princess Danyang was about to marry, and her elder brother had long since passed away. There were no outstanding children in her natal family. Empress Dowager Dou was still worried about the little princess when she was dying. Hu, Empress Dowager Dou died.

Therefore, Dou Huai'en followed behind Princess Danyang, from a powerful "inner minister" to the little butler of the princess mansion.Princess Danyang married Mighty Marquis, and Dou Huai'en still followed her. There was such a eunuch who had so much blood on her hands as a dowry that she followed into the mansion of Mighty Marquis. The young and fashionable Marquis Wu was said to be under a lot of pressure. He often drank with his friends, and when he was drunk, he felt wronged and said that he did not dare to get too close to the princess in front of the old internal image.

Later, Princess Danyang also had her own child, Wei Sheng Lu Li was born?

At that time, Dou Huai'en was very old, very old? He was very old, but he still controlled Weisheng Luli's yard very strictly. When Weisheng Luli was young, he had to pass through Dou Huai'en's hands in terms of food, clothing, housing and transportation. He was mighty. The gifts from Hou's old lady and others are no exception.

It was also because of this that Weisheng Lu Li had never been subjected to the means of privacy in the back house, whether in the Princess's Mansion or in the Weiwuhou's Mansion. Dou Huaien blocked everything for their mother and son.

Dou Huaien can be said to have followed four generations of the Dou family, from Marquis Dou, to Marquis Dou's children, to Princess Danyang, and then to the original body.

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Such a loyal person, who follows his benefactor from life to death, is a person who can endure physical pain and still strive to get ahead, is a person who has the talent to enter and leave the general, and is a person who can abandon the monstrous power in a blink of an eye... …

To a certain extent, it can be said that he has a very great soul in one aspect.

However, such a person was tricked by Omega in the end and turned against Weisheng Luli. It was really disturbing, just like Weisheng Luli, and everyone who followed Weisheng Luli.

Dou Huaien is very old, very old, trembling and about to get up from the ground, Mr. Tong Chen stretched out his hand to help him up, he waved his hand tremblingly, and insisted on standing up by himself.

He pursed his lips, with extremely complicated emotions in his cloudy eyes, looking at Mr. Tongchen's face, he was a little pleased, a little sighed, and a little sad.

"The prince has 'woke up', and the old slave is also relieved."

Lord Tongchen asked, "Why is uncle here?"

Before Dou Hou's accident, Dou Huai'en's name was written on Dou's genealogy, and it was only a "notarization" to send Dou Hou to return from victory to declare himself to the outside world? It was just a adopted son. At that time, Dou Huai'en belonged to Dou Hou. The third child, was this something that was not clear to the minds of the aristocratic circles in Shangjing at that time?

Therefore, Mr. Tongchen also deserves to be called uncle. After all, Empress Dowager Dou has never shied away from calling Dou Huaien "little brother". Princess Danyang always calls him "uncle". Even the emperor is close and gives He honorably called out "Dou Daban".

Dou Huaien hunched his back and grabbed Mr. Tongchen's hand. He was quite excited, but he still slowly returned and said: "The princess is worried that no one will be available for the son after he wakes up. The old servant invites you to serve the son."

In a word, Tao has done his best.

Compared with Weisheng Shiqi and Ma Chaofeng who called Weisheng Luli "Young Master" to show their closeness and respect for his aristocratic status, Dou Huai'en always called Weisheng Luli "son" to show Absolute respect.

This "son of the world" is because he deliberately emphasized his status as the orthodox heir of the mighty Marquis who was born and lost, and he was beating other restless youngsters among the mighty Marquis. Some people with glorious status deliberately belittle themselves, just to raise Weisheng Lu Li's status and value.

However, all of Dou Huaien's painstaking efforts were in vain in the end. Weisheng Luli died young, and the title of Marquis Marquis, if Princess Danyang did not give birth to one, most likely it would be for Marquis Marquis' brother or nephew.Lord Tongchen sighed: "Uncle should have enjoyed his old age peacefully, why should he?"

"No one in life has died since ancient times, sooner or later," Dou Huai'en coughed a few times, and extraordinary wisdom was revealed in his cloudy eyes, "Even if the old slave is declining, I will go to the underworld with my son, so that the princess can feel at ease, Why not?"

Dou Huaien has a dove face, even when smiling at Tong Chenjun, trying to be kind, 2020 still thinks he is scary, like a dark perverted villain in a film and television drama, it curls up in Pan Lingyuan's arms He refused to come out, but Pan Lingyuan took the initiative to step forward holding it.

2020: "...???" Mr. Pan, you are not right.

"Mr. Dou, I never thought that I would see you on Huangquan Road." Pan Lingyuan is not the kind of rotten scholar who looks down on eunuchs. On the contrary, he appreciates Dou Huaien's calligraphy works in his early years, and even openly talked about Dou Huaien's calligraphy as "like the top of the plug." Wind and snow, vast and bitter."

Dou Huaien looked over slowly, with a hoarse voice: "Mr. Pan is safe, I'm not the manager anymore, Mr. Pan doesn't need to be like this anymore."

As early as the year when Empress Dowager Dou delegated power, he had resigned from the position of chief executive, and now he is just an old eunuch with no official status.

Pan Lingyuan patted the rabbit nonchalantly, and said, "The steward of the princess' mansion is also the steward."

Dou Huaien seemed to smile, but didn't speak. His cloudy eyes slowly shifted to the remaining two ghosts.

Weisheng Shiqi immediately saluted: "Shiqi has met Mr. Manager!"

Ma Chaofeng also clasped his sword and cupped his hands: "Feng is lucky, see you again, Mr. Dou."

Dou Huai'en looked at it very happily, and said "good, good" three times in a row, and then saw the only mummy left at his feet with some doubts: "Why hasn't the Zeng guard woke up yet?"

"I'll wake up later." Mr. Tongchen said calmly, and then said, "Which one of you will tell Uncle about the current situation?"

Just when Pan Lingyuan and the others were about to volunteer themselves and recommend themselves, Dou Huaien waved his hand and said, "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, the old slave feels that there seem to be a few mice that don't have eyes that shouldn't have gotten into this place." This place, my son, how can I rest? It won't be too late until the old slave gets rid of this evil."

Wei Sheng picked up his nose and rubbed his nose: "But Mr. Manager, that rat is indulged by the young master himself, playing to relieve boredom."

Pan Lingyuan looked over in surprise: "I never thought that Shi Zi didn't like cricket and cock fighting when he was young, but now he has a childlike innocence?"

Hearing this, 2020 laughed loudly: "Boss, this seems to be the second person to say that you have a childlike innocence, but the last one said that you are playful hahahaha~"

Lord Tongchen: "..."

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Unlike the "joyful harmony" in the main tomb, the protagonist's team is now full of pupils.

Even Melissa, who has been trying her best to maintain a delicate, gentle and cute little girl appearance in front of Omega, couldn't help breaking her skills again, and "grass" made a sound.

But Omega didn't have time to pay attention to the meaningless little things like whether her character collapsed or not. He stared and looked at the quiet, black river in front of him. The level of horror is only short of bursting blood vessels.

Wei Sheng Lu Li, you are playing me!

This is the voice of Omega.

Originally, Omega planned to find the way again and lead everyone back to the starting point of the corpse river, but he found that he was first led by Tong Chen to go down a thrilling slide all the way down, and then thousands of times. After struggling to climb the stairs and cliffs before returning to the Shizu River, he felt that he was being tricked, because it was a waste of time to go down first and then up again, damn it.

This time, Omega didn't feel that he was deceived and went the wrong way again. Mr. Tongchen even "kindly" asked him to guide him back after he knew that Wangchuanhe was the right way and he made a wrong judgment. Returning to the right path, but Omega is not easy to get along with. If he was fooled, he would scold Tongchen in his heart for being fooled, and if he was not fooled, he would continue to scold Tongchen for playing with himself!

However, even though the heart is as "fucking" as everyone present, Omega can't show it. That's not the emotion that a leader should show.

Looking at these tens of millions of corpses filled with river water, Melissa felt that they were fake, and she was still a little nervous.

"Brother Omega, what should I do next~" As long as she can pass the test and get what she wants, Melissa is not stingy about showing her sweetness or beauty.

Omega clenched his sword tightly and said, "Stand back, all of you!"

Chen Ruoling was the first to be obedient, and quickly retreated, followed closely by Guo Yangyang and Melissa. After they moved back, Omega began to make big moves. He held the fairy sword and leaped away. With a sweep of his right hand, the mud on the river bank exploded like an epic film, and the mud wall was three feet high. At first glance, it was a mud tsunami like a tsunami. .

Omega chased after him and added a few more powerful outputs, and the soil on the river bank rolled and fell directly into the river.

This move was no different from throwing quicklime directly into the water, and the corpse crickets in the Wangchuan River began to roll over, their mouthparts neighing unpleasantly and disgustingly, making people dizzy.

Omega felt that he was completely irritated by the man who was damned thousands of years ago. He no longer wanted to think about the complicated settings of this tomb, and he didn't want to use his brain to think about what happened to keep the corpse from going ashore. There was something else besides realgar, and he was tired, completely!

Tired of everything, Omega chose to perform miracles vigorously. Since he doesn't want to explore, it doesn't matter what is in the soil on the river bank. Anyway, he only needs to cover all the soil into the river for him. , as long as it plays a role, it doesn't matter what it does.

Omega made up his mind and shouted loudly: "Guo Yangyang! Lighter!"

Guo Yangyang moved upon hearing the sound, pulled out the lighter from his pocket and threw it over.

Omega seemed to have eyes on his back, without turning his head, he raised his hand to catch the lighter Guo Yangyang threw to him from behind. The lighter was thrown into the corpse river by him.

This time, the corpse river was not as simple as the last time it devoured the Burning Man Qiangzi Forest. The fire ignited the soil covering the corpse, and the whole river slid and turned into a river of fire.

Listening to the ugly neighing of the corpse weeter, Omega's face was reflected in the firelight, looking particularly cold.

It should have been done long ago, he thought grimly.

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"This male protagonist is interesting." Little Tuji leaned on Pan Lingyuan's arms like a big boss, and said so with his three-petal mouth.

Mr. Tongchen is still indifferent, Omega is watching? He is about to successfully cross the river of corpses, and he is indifferent.

This is because Mr. Tongchen has long discovered that the protagonists in every world always have one or two merits. As for whether these merits conform to the moral value system of human beings, that is another matter.

In addition, if there are two children of luck in a world, then besides their strength will increase when they merge, there seems to be a special connection between them that "one will ebb and flow".Just like now, Melissa's brilliance is completely covered by Omega. The stronger and more powerful Omega appears, the more collapsed Melissa's personality is, and the more useless she appears.

In many previous worlds, Mr. Tongchen was like a Gu-raiser, and it was not Mr. Tongchen who killed the son of luck, but another son of luck.For example, the one who killed the protagonist Linghu Guangyao was the protagonist Shou Duanmu Xingyu, and the one who killed the male protagonist Yuan Tianba was the heroine Zhong Xiaoli...

The fate of the child of luck is destined to "bounce back from the bottom" and "fight back from the jedi", so what if it is another child of luck that made her "bottom out" and fall into the "jedi"?

At that time, it seems that it is time to compete whose Qi? Luck is stronger.

As for Lord Tongchen, he only needs to kill the remaining one.

Dou Huaien hunched over, walked slowly in the main tomb, and blew on each oil lamp to make the faint blue flame brighter, as if he was used to these trivial and trivial matters, he did not have any impatience, his every move , are full of the charm of etiquette that puts the shackles tightly in the deep palace.

"My son likes to play now, which is very good." Dou Huaien smiled with folds all over his face, layer upon layer, like Longji terraced fields.

Before Mr. Tongchen could speak, Pan Lingyuan suddenly asked Dou Huai'en: "Mr. Dou, during your lifetime...cough, after Meiyu's accident, have you ever heard of a monk appearing beside His Royal Highness?"

Pan Lingyuan has been struggling with this issue for a long time. Seeing that Mr. Tongchen doesn't care, he shouldn't pay more attention, but for some reason, he just thinks this monk is very important, but Pan Lingyuan can't figure it out. .

After thinking about it, with how well-informed the former chief executive is, he should know every move in the entire capital...

However, Pan Lingyuan was doomed to be disappointed.

I saw Dou Huaien squinting his eyes, and very carefully put the coffin lid that was opened by Tong Chen at will before, and wiped the dust on it: "Young Master Pan, you are joking. How many more days will you live, and I have never heard of people you don’t know before I died.”

The atmosphere was sluggish for a moment, Dou Huaien took the dust off his hands unhurriedly, and then said slowly: "But it's also possible that His Royal Highness is good at wrists, and it's not surprising that he evaded my eyes and ears."

After finishing speaking, he stopped paying attention to this matter, and his eyes fell on the mahogany corridor: "The back here is built according to the courtyard before the son was born, right? This old slave will go to clean the son's house now, and I will do it tonight." Good night."

After finishing speaking, Dou Huai'en, who is not a mummy but is better than a mummy, hunched over and slowly moved back.

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When Dou Huaien left, Pan Lingyuan was fine, but Weisheng Shiqi and Ma Chaofeng were obviously relieved.

The air in the main tomb seems to be flowing more briskly, Mr. Tongchen looked at it with a smile? The two of them: "So afraid?"

Wei Sheng Shiqi said: "I heard that after Princess Danyang married into Marquis Marquis, the method of Marquis Marquis Training's secret guards is inextricably linked to the Master Chief."

She didn't add, especially those penetrating punishments.Weisheng Shiqi participated in the training at a young age, and the shadow of those punishments has remained until now. It is said that these were all done by Dou Huaien. Even though he has never seen who Dou Huaien is, the subtle fear has been implanted in his heart.

Ma Chaofeng patted his head in embarrassment, smiled and said to Mr. Tongchen: "My lord, you don't know something. When I was young, my mother often used Mr. Dou to scare me. At that time, Mr. Dou's name It can scare children from crying at night."

After a pause, Ma Chaofeng concealed some of his past, and jumped directly to when he grew up: "After joining the army, there were spies in the army. It is said that the supervising army at that time was trained by Mr. Dou. Did the spies really want to survive? I have to ask for death, I was a young man in his thirteens at that time, and I was frightened by the tragic situation of that spy..."

No matter how much more, Ma Chaofeng will not talk about it. Anyway, he is a mighty and majestic man now, but he is still afraid of a eunuch who is old, skinny, and weak when he looks at it. It is shameful.

"Why aren't you afraid?" Mr. Tongchen turned to Pan Lingyuan.

Pan Lingyuan was having a good time holding 2020's rabbit's paw. Hearing this, he raised his head in confusion: "Because I don't know the methods used by Director Dou to train the hidden guards, nor have I seen the methods used by Director Dou's apprentices to interrogate spies, and I have never used them at home. Director Dou came to scare people, when I was young, my father even enlightened me with the words of Director Dou."

Ma Chaofeng was so shocked that everyone was stunned: "Why didn't Mr. Pan's mother scare you with Mr. Dou?! At that time, who was not frightened by Mr. Dou's name..."

Then, the three of them started to take advantage of the absence of Dou Huai'en to start a heated discussion about Dou Huai'en himself. They even listened to 2020 with gusto. Did the chirp of the rabbit interject once or twice.

Only Mr. Tongchen is incompatible. In many cases, he is incompatible with the people and things around him.

Perhaps, he is a real "ghost" in essence, and he is incompatible with the world of mortals.

Unlike Weisheng Shiqi and others, although they have become ghosts now, they still have the "smoke and fire" on their bodies. These things have been lost by Tongchen for too long, and they have not been fully recovered until now. ...

Most of the time, Mr. Tongchen will not be lonely. He lost his seven emotions and six desires very early on, and he no longer understands what it feels like to be lonely.

Besides, if you enter the orchid room, you will not smell its fragrance for a long time, and if you enter the abalone house, you will not smell its stink for a long time. In this way, you will no longer be alone.

Just like now, they happily discussed the anecdotes and anecdotes of their lives, and Mr. Tongchen held his hand with one hand, quietly looking at his "masterpiece"——

The test of human nature, or perhaps the test of the male and female protagonists, is coming.

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Under the burning of the fire, the violent hissing of the corpses gradually lessened. In the air, mixed with realgar sulfur and other smells, there was also a smell of burnt barbecue.

Guo Yangyang sniffed, and said aggrievedly: "I suddenly feel like eating barbecue. The grilled chicken wings at Noah's Ark Hotel are really top-notch! The smell of cumin, hiss~"

When Melissa heard Guo Yangyang's description, she salivated automatically, but she immediately stared and scolded Guo Yangyang: "You are poisonous, this is not a chicken wing, this corpse is a corpse at best, but it is a mutation at worst. dung beetle."

I actually have an appetite for dung beetles. When "shit" and "appetite" are put together, it is full of a strong taste that is difficult to look directly at.

Even Chen Ruoling, who started to be silent and tried to reduce her sense of presence, couldn't help turning her face away.

"Okay," Omega said, "Stop making trouble, and prepare to cross the river."

"How's it going..." Melissa stopped abruptly as soon as she opened her mouth, "Then, what is that?"

Her voice was visibly trembling, and the panic in it was not even hidden. However, no one had time to pay attention to her question at this time, because everyone, like her, was attracted by the scene ahead, and then scalped. Numb.

I saw that after the corpse was burned to death, it gradually sank to the bottom, and then "river water" finally appeared on the river.

It turned out that this river was really a river, but the surface was covered by corpse beetles. Now that the corpse beetles were burned to death and sank to the bottom, the real river water appeared.

However, the river did not calm down because of the death of the corpse...

In the distance, a flat boat appeared on the river surface, and a slim figure was shaking it slowly and rhythmically. The oars of the boat hummed in a clear voice while shaking: "Jiangnan can pick lotus, huh, huh!" Ah~ Lianye He Tiantian..."

The woman's slim figure is hidden at the end of the black river, looming, shadowy shadows, and at the same time, getting closer and closer. The flat boat slowly swims on the river, following the woman's singing.

"Fish play~ Among the lotus leaves, fish play on the east of the lotus leaf, fish play on the west of the lotus leaf..."

Unknowingly, Chen Ruoling's eyes were fascinated, and she couldn't help but walked slowly towards the river.

Melissa frowned, and looked at the only Omega who was not affected by this weird singing: "Is she singing "Jiangnan"? From "Han Yuefu Poetry Collection"?"

There is no problem with a flat boat, no problem with women, and no problem with singing. The problem is that it is now in a huge underground palace. To put it bluntly, this is a tomb!

Inside the tomb, a slim woman suddenly appeared, shaking a small boat, singing a lotus-picking song, and slowly swimming over from the river full of corpses.

This is weird.

Melissa's scalp was numb. The last time she felt this kind of horror was when she saw "The Old Corpse in the Mountain Village" when she was in her teens. When Chu Renmei was soaking in the river and singing Cantonese opera...

At this moment, white mist suddenly floated up on the dark river. The figure of the woman was originally thirty meters away, but in the blink of an eye, she was very close at hand——

"Who wants to cross the Wangchuan River?"