You can't hurt the actor who is reborn as a cat
Chapter 50 Meow's Rage
"No reason, anyway." Lu Zhicheng patted Erhuang's head, and then said in an extremely serious tone: "Erhuang is a boy, he will get depression if he wears a skirt."
"Meow meow!" The male god said right, meow don't wear skirts!
As a male cat, being put on this pink lace dress is a great shame for the cat.If Lu Zhicheng was there, he would definitely upset the whole theater.
These nasty screenwriters knew to bully him while Landing City was gone!Hmph, now the male god is back, let's see what they say!
Seeing that Erhuang was so indignant, Lu Zhicheng touched his head in satisfaction and showed an approving look.
As for An Yi, who was stunned by Lu Zhicheng, he actually believed this nonsense.
Obviously, if Erhuang's psychological endurance is really as fragile as Lu Zhicheng said, then Lu Zhicheng's laughter just after seeing Erhuang is enough to make the cat depressed.
In fact, Lu Zhicheng just didn't want these two cats with the same experience to appear on the same screen. Although he knew that Xiao Hei liked comfort, but his family's Erhuang was so stupid, what would happen if he was abducted.
"Meow."
The black cat, who had been wearing a small suit all this time, strolled over, with a haughty and elegant look, and an expression of no discomfort, it made people feel that the suit was born just for him.
Of course, Lu Zhicheng would never admit it, so the two cats really look like they have a strong sense of CP.
Erhuang looked at Xiao Hei with some jealousy, and said, "Meow~"
Why Xiao Hei is a suit and I am a skirt, I don't accept it, I want to wear a suit too!
"Meow meow meow." What kind of suit or skirt suits you best.
Erhuang exploded again, and for a moment wanted to jump off Lu Zhicheng's hand and fight Xiao Hei, so that he could understand what a strong attacking demeanor is.
"Xiao Hei is so handsome. If he is on TV, many people will like it." An Yi hugged the black cat, with regret in his tone.When he saw Erhuang on TV a few days ago, he was thinking, if Xiao Hei also appeared on TV, what a beautiful picture it would be.
"Meow!"
Stretching out his paw to touch An Yi's forehead, Xiao Hei suddenly thought of a question.
Lu Zhicheng's reluctance to let Erhuang go on TV with him must be because of jealousy, so why did An Yi take the initiative to let him go on TV? Isn't he worried at all that he would run away with other little shou?
The more he thought about it, the more something was wrong, Xiao Hei wished he could return to his human body and question An Yi, but he couldn't do it, so he could only look at An Yi with resentful eyes.
An Yi was terrified by his gaze, just about to ask Xiao Hei what's the matter, when he saw Xiao Hei jumping down from his embrace.
Watching Xiao Hei walking away, An Yi was stunned for a second.
Xiao Hei is angry...
But why in the end, An Yi couldn't figure it out, she still seemed to like suits very much just now.
As a qualified master, An Yi devoted almost all of his body and mind to the business of 'shoveling shit', so Xiao Hei got angry, and he didn't ignore it like ordinary masters.Xiao Hei is a very human cat, so there must be a reason for him to be so angry.An Yi didn't hesitate for long, and trotted towards Xiao Hei, calling Xiao Hei's name while running.
Unexpectedly, after hearing An Yi's cry, Xiao Hei not only did not stop, but accelerated his pace. Seeing that the gap was getting wider and wider, An Yi had to run with all his strength, and finally blocked Xiao Hei out of breath. Then he took it into his arms.
"Don't be angry, okay, what did I do wrong, you tell me, and I will correct it." An Yi hugged the cat tightly, as if he was afraid that it would escape again.
Seeing him like this, Xiao Hei couldn't help but soften his heart. He stuck out his tongue and licked An Yi's face, which was pink and tender due to running, and forgave this shit-shoveling gentleman who couldn't be jealous.
Forget it, I will forgive you for this one time, and when I can become a human, I will bully you again.
Xiao Hei and An Yi reconciled as before, and returned to the set with a sense of happiness that blinded people's eyes, but Erhuang disappeared.
"Why is Erhuang missing?" An Yi asked anxiously.
He is Erhuang's assistant, and he should have taken good care of Erhuang and never left him, but because of Lu Zhicheng's appearance, he has relaxed his duties. Now that Erhuang is gone, what should we do?
"Boss Lu took Erhuang away." A rather disappointed voice sounded. "Boss Lu also said that Erhuang will rest this afternoon."
"Um, actually you don't have to be too sad as the screenwriter, Er Huang will be back tomorrow."
"How could I not be sad, the wedding scene I finally came up with was rejected by Mr. Lu, and in the end he even took the cute Erhuang away from me. Huh, Mr. Lu is good or bad!"
The appearance of a big man humming, the picture is so beautiful that he dare not look at it.
Taking advantage of everyone not paying attention, An Yi quietly hugged Xiao Hei, picked up his luggage and wanted to leave, but when he turned around, he was blocked by a gloomy voice.
"Xiao An, I think your cat is pretty good. I changed the script temporarily, so I will replace Erhuang in the afternoon."
An Yi turned her head helplessly: "Screenwriter Da Da, don't you think the gap between Xiao Hei's stand-in and Er Huang's is a bit big?"
"What I want is this cute contrast!"
Everyone fell down and knelt down to the cat control screenwriter who had a big brain hole...
Therefore, in the next week's program, the audience will soon see a black cat that is more than twice the size of Erhuang appearing on the TV screen with Erhuang's name on it.And the most amazing thing is that all the protagonists in the play call a black cat 'Erhuang' without any pressure, and their acting skills are really superb.
An Yi's idea finally came true, but when he saw the crew wandering around Xiao Hei, why was he not so happy in his heart.
At this moment, the other cat, who had run away from work, was lying comfortably on the bed, sleeping in the dark.
After an unknown amount of time, he finally opened his eyes, with a gleam of joy in his eyes.
Fans are worth over a million!
Xia Chen quickly checked his transformation skills, and found that the skill time had already been reduced to six hours, fully doubled.
Although the current transformation time is still not enough to support him to maintain his human form throughout the day, compared to the previous three hours, he is already very satisfied.
After debuting as a cat, although his fan base has increased rapidly, if he wants to develop further, there are many restrictions.He can indeed be a smash hit, but he can't imprint his role into people's minds like Lu Zhicheng.If he doesn't keep showing up, maybe it won't be long before these so-called true fans forget about him.
Stretching a lot, Xia Chen got out of the bed and searched for the trace of the male god in the room.
No bedroom, no kitchen, no living room, no bathroom...
Xia Chen scratched his head with his paws depressedly, and turned into a human in a burst of light.
Regardless of whether his body was naked or not, the room was very warm anyway, so Xia Chen took out the mobile phone that the male god bought for him, and dialed one of the only numbers on the mobile phone.
The melodious music sounded, but it was not in any corner of the room.
Immediately afterwards, there was the sound of the door opening. Xia Chen held the phone in his hand, and was stunned for a moment.
"Forehead……"
Too bad, he was seen by the male god just like that before he had any clothes on!
Xia Chen blushed to the base of his neck, as a matter of course, due to the rapid blood circulation and adrenaline surge, his ears and tail involuntarily popped out.
Looking at the scene in front of him, Lu Zhicheng was as calm as him, and didn't dare to look any further.
Erhuang didn't know how attractive he was to commit crimes. Although he didn't wear clothes when he was a cat, everything changed after he became a human.Lu Zhicheng turned around and took a deep breath, feeling that there seemed to be a lack of oxygen in the room.
Lu Zhicheng, who has lived two lifetimes, never thought that he would have a tendency to like the same sex. It was almost a matter of course that he and Ning Shan grew up together and later became a couple.It can be said that Lu Zhicheng has never thought about liking the same sex.
But today's scene made him have to rethink his orientation...
Maybe, he's actually gay.
Otherwise, why would you be so excited when you see a man's body? You must know that there are many women in this life who want to climb into his bed, no matter what kind of one it is, they can't arouse his interest at all.Or is it just because that man is Erhuang...
Lu Zhicheng smiled wryly, if he was really interested in Erhuang's body, his life would be too difficult.
Fortunately, Erhuang could turn into a human being, which gave him a bit of comfort in addition to his depression.
A furry thing approached his feet, pulling Lu Zhicheng's thoughts back to reality.
"What kind of delicious food is this?"
Xia Chen went up to sniff the bag, and changed the subject cleverly.
Lu Zhicheng picked up the kitten, and returned to his usual gentle and quiet image, as if everything just now was an illusion.
"Shall I cook pork ribs for you this afternoon?"
"Hey, male god, don't you need to work?" Xia Chen asked with some doubts.
Lu Zhicheng put the things in his hands into the refrigerator, then picked up the kitten that was circling around his feet, and said in a very casual tone: "Work is suspended."
"Why, is it because of the previous post? Why should they suspend your work because of this unnecessary post!"
Xia Chen was furious, that post actually affected the career of the male god, if he knew who did the good deed, he would definitely scratch her to take revenge.Regardless of whether it is a real fan or an added fan, if it hurts Lu Zhicheng, he will never let it go!
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"Meow meow!" The male god said right, meow don't wear skirts!
As a male cat, being put on this pink lace dress is a great shame for the cat.If Lu Zhicheng was there, he would definitely upset the whole theater.
These nasty screenwriters knew to bully him while Landing City was gone!Hmph, now the male god is back, let's see what they say!
Seeing that Erhuang was so indignant, Lu Zhicheng touched his head in satisfaction and showed an approving look.
As for An Yi, who was stunned by Lu Zhicheng, he actually believed this nonsense.
Obviously, if Erhuang's psychological endurance is really as fragile as Lu Zhicheng said, then Lu Zhicheng's laughter just after seeing Erhuang is enough to make the cat depressed.
In fact, Lu Zhicheng just didn't want these two cats with the same experience to appear on the same screen. Although he knew that Xiao Hei liked comfort, but his family's Erhuang was so stupid, what would happen if he was abducted.
"Meow."
The black cat, who had been wearing a small suit all this time, strolled over, with a haughty and elegant look, and an expression of no discomfort, it made people feel that the suit was born just for him.
Of course, Lu Zhicheng would never admit it, so the two cats really look like they have a strong sense of CP.
Erhuang looked at Xiao Hei with some jealousy, and said, "Meow~"
Why Xiao Hei is a suit and I am a skirt, I don't accept it, I want to wear a suit too!
"Meow meow meow." What kind of suit or skirt suits you best.
Erhuang exploded again, and for a moment wanted to jump off Lu Zhicheng's hand and fight Xiao Hei, so that he could understand what a strong attacking demeanor is.
"Xiao Hei is so handsome. If he is on TV, many people will like it." An Yi hugged the black cat, with regret in his tone.When he saw Erhuang on TV a few days ago, he was thinking, if Xiao Hei also appeared on TV, what a beautiful picture it would be.
"Meow!"
Stretching out his paw to touch An Yi's forehead, Xiao Hei suddenly thought of a question.
Lu Zhicheng's reluctance to let Erhuang go on TV with him must be because of jealousy, so why did An Yi take the initiative to let him go on TV? Isn't he worried at all that he would run away with other little shou?
The more he thought about it, the more something was wrong, Xiao Hei wished he could return to his human body and question An Yi, but he couldn't do it, so he could only look at An Yi with resentful eyes.
An Yi was terrified by his gaze, just about to ask Xiao Hei what's the matter, when he saw Xiao Hei jumping down from his embrace.
Watching Xiao Hei walking away, An Yi was stunned for a second.
Xiao Hei is angry...
But why in the end, An Yi couldn't figure it out, she still seemed to like suits very much just now.
As a qualified master, An Yi devoted almost all of his body and mind to the business of 'shoveling shit', so Xiao Hei got angry, and he didn't ignore it like ordinary masters.Xiao Hei is a very human cat, so there must be a reason for him to be so angry.An Yi didn't hesitate for long, and trotted towards Xiao Hei, calling Xiao Hei's name while running.
Unexpectedly, after hearing An Yi's cry, Xiao Hei not only did not stop, but accelerated his pace. Seeing that the gap was getting wider and wider, An Yi had to run with all his strength, and finally blocked Xiao Hei out of breath. Then he took it into his arms.
"Don't be angry, okay, what did I do wrong, you tell me, and I will correct it." An Yi hugged the cat tightly, as if he was afraid that it would escape again.
Seeing him like this, Xiao Hei couldn't help but soften his heart. He stuck out his tongue and licked An Yi's face, which was pink and tender due to running, and forgave this shit-shoveling gentleman who couldn't be jealous.
Forget it, I will forgive you for this one time, and when I can become a human, I will bully you again.
Xiao Hei and An Yi reconciled as before, and returned to the set with a sense of happiness that blinded people's eyes, but Erhuang disappeared.
"Why is Erhuang missing?" An Yi asked anxiously.
He is Erhuang's assistant, and he should have taken good care of Erhuang and never left him, but because of Lu Zhicheng's appearance, he has relaxed his duties. Now that Erhuang is gone, what should we do?
"Boss Lu took Erhuang away." A rather disappointed voice sounded. "Boss Lu also said that Erhuang will rest this afternoon."
"Um, actually you don't have to be too sad as the screenwriter, Er Huang will be back tomorrow."
"How could I not be sad, the wedding scene I finally came up with was rejected by Mr. Lu, and in the end he even took the cute Erhuang away from me. Huh, Mr. Lu is good or bad!"
The appearance of a big man humming, the picture is so beautiful that he dare not look at it.
Taking advantage of everyone not paying attention, An Yi quietly hugged Xiao Hei, picked up his luggage and wanted to leave, but when he turned around, he was blocked by a gloomy voice.
"Xiao An, I think your cat is pretty good. I changed the script temporarily, so I will replace Erhuang in the afternoon."
An Yi turned her head helplessly: "Screenwriter Da Da, don't you think the gap between Xiao Hei's stand-in and Er Huang's is a bit big?"
"What I want is this cute contrast!"
Everyone fell down and knelt down to the cat control screenwriter who had a big brain hole...
Therefore, in the next week's program, the audience will soon see a black cat that is more than twice the size of Erhuang appearing on the TV screen with Erhuang's name on it.And the most amazing thing is that all the protagonists in the play call a black cat 'Erhuang' without any pressure, and their acting skills are really superb.
An Yi's idea finally came true, but when he saw the crew wandering around Xiao Hei, why was he not so happy in his heart.
At this moment, the other cat, who had run away from work, was lying comfortably on the bed, sleeping in the dark.
After an unknown amount of time, he finally opened his eyes, with a gleam of joy in his eyes.
Fans are worth over a million!
Xia Chen quickly checked his transformation skills, and found that the skill time had already been reduced to six hours, fully doubled.
Although the current transformation time is still not enough to support him to maintain his human form throughout the day, compared to the previous three hours, he is already very satisfied.
After debuting as a cat, although his fan base has increased rapidly, if he wants to develop further, there are many restrictions.He can indeed be a smash hit, but he can't imprint his role into people's minds like Lu Zhicheng.If he doesn't keep showing up, maybe it won't be long before these so-called true fans forget about him.
Stretching a lot, Xia Chen got out of the bed and searched for the trace of the male god in the room.
No bedroom, no kitchen, no living room, no bathroom...
Xia Chen scratched his head with his paws depressedly, and turned into a human in a burst of light.
Regardless of whether his body was naked or not, the room was very warm anyway, so Xia Chen took out the mobile phone that the male god bought for him, and dialed one of the only numbers on the mobile phone.
The melodious music sounded, but it was not in any corner of the room.
Immediately afterwards, there was the sound of the door opening. Xia Chen held the phone in his hand, and was stunned for a moment.
"Forehead……"
Too bad, he was seen by the male god just like that before he had any clothes on!
Xia Chen blushed to the base of his neck, as a matter of course, due to the rapid blood circulation and adrenaline surge, his ears and tail involuntarily popped out.
Looking at the scene in front of him, Lu Zhicheng was as calm as him, and didn't dare to look any further.
Erhuang didn't know how attractive he was to commit crimes. Although he didn't wear clothes when he was a cat, everything changed after he became a human.Lu Zhicheng turned around and took a deep breath, feeling that there seemed to be a lack of oxygen in the room.
Lu Zhicheng, who has lived two lifetimes, never thought that he would have a tendency to like the same sex. It was almost a matter of course that he and Ning Shan grew up together and later became a couple.It can be said that Lu Zhicheng has never thought about liking the same sex.
But today's scene made him have to rethink his orientation...
Maybe, he's actually gay.
Otherwise, why would you be so excited when you see a man's body? You must know that there are many women in this life who want to climb into his bed, no matter what kind of one it is, they can't arouse his interest at all.Or is it just because that man is Erhuang...
Lu Zhicheng smiled wryly, if he was really interested in Erhuang's body, his life would be too difficult.
Fortunately, Erhuang could turn into a human being, which gave him a bit of comfort in addition to his depression.
A furry thing approached his feet, pulling Lu Zhicheng's thoughts back to reality.
"What kind of delicious food is this?"
Xia Chen went up to sniff the bag, and changed the subject cleverly.
Lu Zhicheng picked up the kitten, and returned to his usual gentle and quiet image, as if everything just now was an illusion.
"Shall I cook pork ribs for you this afternoon?"
"Hey, male god, don't you need to work?" Xia Chen asked with some doubts.
Lu Zhicheng put the things in his hands into the refrigerator, then picked up the kitten that was circling around his feet, and said in a very casual tone: "Work is suspended."
"Why, is it because of the previous post? Why should they suspend your work because of this unnecessary post!"
Xia Chen was furious, that post actually affected the career of the male god, if he knew who did the good deed, he would definitely scratch her to take revenge.Regardless of whether it is a real fan or an added fan, if it hurts Lu Zhicheng, he will never let it go!
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