You can't hurt the actor who is reborn as a cat

This familiar feeling made Xia Chen panic, because it was the precursor to his transformation.

He wanted to flee the scene, but Lu Zhicheng blocked the way and closed the door, so he had nowhere to escape.

"What's wrong with you?" Lu Zhicheng also noticed that something was wrong with the person in front of him, and the seriousness in his tone turned into concern.

But at this moment, Xia Chen couldn't care less about the tone of the male god, all he could think about was——

It's over, it's about to be exposed...

"Heavenly King, can you go out, I want to change clothes." Xia Chen said with a pale face.

Lu Zhicheng was about to say that you are changing here, when he saw a faint halo suddenly emanating from the body of the person in front of him, which made him want to squint his eyes involuntarily.

After the halo disappeared, the young man had long since disappeared.

The white suits and top hats on the ground were piled up in a mess, but the person who was wearing the clothes before disappeared without any reason.

This scene was so strange that Lu Zhicheng thought it was.

I am still in a dream.

He frowned, strode forward, and squatted down.

He lifted off the top hat, so that a certain cat under the top hat had nowhere to hide.

"Meow~"

The aggrieved voice, the eyes that are hesitating to talk, and the fluff that is so tactile at first glance.

The tightly furrowed brows eased.

Lu Zhicheng picked up a certain daring cat and put it in the top hat without any hassle.

"I'll take care of you when I get home later."

After tidying up the 'crime scene', Lu Zhicheng took the kitten out.Lu Zhicheng didn't participate in the crew's dinner party, so he went straight home.

Xia Chen never thought of concealing the fact that he could become a human for the rest of his life, after all, it was unrealistic.

If he wants to stay by Lu Zhicheng's side, if he wants to enter the entertainment industry in person, then this secret should not be a secret to Lu Zhicheng.

He originally wanted to choose an auspicious day, that is, the day after he successfully played Lu Yun to give Lu Zhicheng a big surprise.

However, what I never expected was that the joy was gone, and there were quite a lot of surprises.

The aura emanating from the whole body of the male god was so terrifying that Xia Chen didn't even dare to breathe during the short journey from the film crew to the house.

"Say, what's going on?"

"Meow meow meow~"

Xia Chen rubbed his little head against the hand of the male god vigorously. Compared with his usual well-behaved appearance, he looked like a different cat.

"It's useless for you to act like a baby." Lu Zhicheng said unmoved.

Xia Chen saw that the male god didn't want to take this trick anymore, and thought to himself that he should not have such a cat face today, he must let the male god calm down first.

So I saw a certain cat showing its belly unscrupulously, and then looked at Lu Zhicheng with its big moist eyes without blinking.

"Enough..." Lu Zhicheng's face changed slightly, and his voice instantly rose eight heights.

Erhuang looked at the male god aggrievedly, and the male god looked at Erhuang expressionlessly.

In the next second, I felt a big hand stretched out from behind and lifted my body up.

"Ouch-"

Lu Zhicheng was speechless: "I haven't done anything yet, what are you talking about?"

"What? You actually want to do something to me, male god, do you know that cruelty to small animals is against the law?" Erhuang really deserves to be the cat who is about to appear on the screen, and the tears came as soon as he said it.Now it looks like a little daughter-in-law who has been abused. I don't know, but I really think that Lu Zhicheng has done something ulterior to him.

Lu Zhicheng was speechless again.

"Male god, why are you silent? Are you angry?" Seeing that Lu Zhicheng was silent, Xia Chen couldn't help asking again.

"Who caused all this trouble?" Lu Zhicheng asked back.

Xia Chen lowered his head in embarrassment: "I didn't cause any trouble..."

No trouble?He is really embarrassed to say it!

Lu Zhicheng hid his face, thinking that his way of educating a certain cat must be wrong, he was so smart all his life, the cat he raised couldn't possibly be so stupid.

Thinking of the way Erhuang pushed the door open at that time, I almost wrote the four characters "I am Erhuang" on my face.

The ears are just exposed outside, the key is that the owner looks ignorant.

If he hadn't been present at today's opening ceremony, he would have brought that stupid cat home a long time ago.Now he finally doesn't believe that Erhuang is a cat demon, that's because monsters will never tolerate such idiots in their own race.

"Do you know why I doubted you?"

Xia Chen raised his head, his eyes full of doubts: "I know the full version of the script of "The Past"?"

Lu Zhicheng shook his head: "Continue to guess."

"Is that because you can't find my information?"

"No, that's not the point." After watching Xia Chen and sighing, Lu Zhicheng finally gave up and let Erhuang find the reason: "Your ears are popping out, don't you feel anything?"

Xia Chen was shocked at that time...

Mr. Er, Mr. Er, why do you want to be so cruel to meow, and betray me ruthlessly, is there any benefit for you?

Other than Lu Zhicheng, Xia Chen would learn from it and regret it, but what he didn't expect was that Xia Chen would cry and say with a cat face: "Why do you have ears besides a tail? It's not fair!"

Lu Zhicheng raised his eyebrows slightly.

What did he hear, tail?Listening to Erhuang means that not only the ears are exposed, but the tail has not disappeared.

Involuntarily, he shifted his gaze back and focused on the tail behind Erhuang Miao's chubby buttocks.

Such a soft and fluffy tail, it must be very comfortable to hold...

"Ahem——" Lu Zhicheng felt that his thoughts were a little wandering, he turned his head uncomfortably, and looked away.

Xia Chen asked suspiciously: "Male god, are you okay, is your throat uncomfortable?"

Facing Erhuang's question, Lu Zhicheng was speechless for the first time: "Yes, I feel a little uncomfortable..."

Throat is dry, like a torch is burning.

This was the first time in his life after his rebirth that this happened. He didn't expect it to be because of a cat. This world is really crazy.

"If your throat is uncomfortable, drink more hot water. Although you have a lot of work, male god, your body is the capital of revolution. Without your songs, I think this world will definitely lack a great joy. "

Seeing Erhuang who suddenly turned into a housekeeper meow, the corners of Lu Zhicheng's mouth slightly raised, and the smile in his eyes couldn't be stopped: "Hey, have you heard my song?"

As soon as the idiot fans heard this, they immediately exploded: "Of course, okay? I have listened to every song of yours no less than a hundred times. I have to listen to your songs every day to fall asleep!"

These words were very touching at first, but Lu Zhicheng thought about it carefully, not to mention, Erhuang didn't listen to his own song last night, and he slept soundly, and it was the same the night before.

"I haven't listened to my songs recently, you slept soundly."

Xia Chen: Male god, shouldn't you be moved at this time, what kind of trouble is this, can you still be an idol happily.

"Male god, am I stupid?" Xia Chen asked extremely depressed.

I always feel that after I become a cat, my brain will only be as big as a cat's head.I know how to eat and drink all day long, and now that I have become a human being, I feel that my habits have not changed.

He admitted that he is indeed a person who is not prepared for danger in times of peace. He has been like this since he was a child. When his mother was still alive, he said: "This child is easy to feed, as long as he stutters, he will not starve to death."

He scoffed back then, but now he feels that his mother really knows him best.

"It's stupid, lazy, and greedy."

Xia Chen, who wanted to seek comfort, was hit even more badly. He looked up at the male god with grief and indignation, his eyes full of disbelief.

"I'm not as bad as you say!"

"Is there anything I said that wasn't true?" Lu Zhicheng asked back.

Xia Chen was at a loss for words, wanted to refute but suffered from insufficient vocabulary, when he was thinking about how to speak, Lu Zhicheng's cell phone rang.

It took only 5 minutes for Lu Zhicheng to answer the phone. When he came back, Erhuang was actually squatting at the door, bouncing around to open the door.

"Erhuang, what are you doing?"

"I'm going to run away from home, there's no way I can stay in this house!" Xia Chen, who had tried many times, became even more depressed after discovering that the door was locked.

Turning his head, he found that the male god was still laughing, almost tears came out.

"You can't stand it if you say it like this. If you want to be a star in the future, you will definitely not be able to stand being scolded by people on the Internet." Picking Erhuang Miao, who was already extremely angry and depressed, from the ground, Lu Zhicheng gently touched Erhuang with his big hand. stroking on the head.

"But you're not from the Internet."

Knowing that his cat was really wronged because of what he said just now, Lu Zhicheng knew that he couldn't continue to tease the cat anymore, after all, it's not fun to piss off the cat.

If Erhuang really ran away from home, he would lose more than he gained.

Obviously it was the topic he brought up by himself, but after Lu Zhicheng answered truthfully, he would feel sad and even angry.

Such an arrogant personality is no different from that of a cat, thinking while comforting a certain cat with his hands.

"But even if you are so stupid, I still won't allow you to run away from home. If you are so stupid, I will worry outside, so no matter what happens to you in the future, you must tell me as soon as possible. The first time, if there is a second time..."

Lu Zhicheng's voice was extremely gentle, and the deep voice made Xia Chen's whole cat fall deeply into it.But the last threatening words made Xia Chen shudder involuntarily.

Why does it feel like the painting style has suddenly become ghostly? I hope this is just his illusion.

"You still remember what happened when you had a fever last time?" Lu Zhicheng smiled and looked at Erhuang.

Xia Chen: "..."

shit...

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