You can't hurt the actor who is reborn as a cat
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God's perfect profile.Xia Chen said, is there anything more refreshing than this in this world?
Lu Zhicheng looked at the extremely comfortable look of a certain cat, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth inadvertently: "Erhuang, lie down, I want to speed up."
Erhuang?
Are you talking about yourself?Xia Chen stood up in shock, turned his head and looked around in the car, and found that besides Lu Zhicheng, there was indeed only one cat in the car.
Male god, do you dare not to name him so casually? Although his hair is yellow, it doesn't mean he will be called Erhuang Haofa?
"Meow meow!" My name is not Erhuang!
It's unbelievable that Lu Zhicheng, who is so high-end and foreign, would give such a cute kitten such a name that is in line with the countryside.He didn't believe it, it must be because he opened up the male god in a wrong way, his male god would definitely not be a bad name!
"What, are you hungry?" Lu Zhicheng, who was concentrating on driving, obviously didn't get his pet's heart correctly.
"Meow meow!" Ben Meow is so foreign, he definitely can't be called Erhuang!
"Oh, don't worry, there is fish in the refrigerator, and I'll eat it for you when I get back."
Xia Chen: "..."
Is it too late for him to return to Qin Yang's embrace now?
Looking at the ever-flowing road behind him, Xia Chen realized that he was only looking at the side face of the nympho male god, and forgot the way back.
So, from now on, Xia Chenmiao, who is about to become a great god in the entertainment industry, can only bear the rustic name of Erhuang?Xia Chen couldn't help but shed tears of regret, this is a dark history that cannot be washed away.
Xia Chen was so devastated by this name that he hung his head until he parked the car, thinking that he would be able to see the legendary mansion of the male god soon, and then cheered up a little.
Since the underground garage is too far away from the main house, Lu Zhicheng kindly stuffed Xia Chen's small body into his pocket, only revealing a small pale yellow head looking around curiously.
Lu Zhicheng is considered to be the most profitable entertainer in the entertainment industry today. Xia Chen originally thought that the place where he lived would be so noble and luxurious, but when he saw it with his own eyes, he realized how simple and beautiful the man's house is. It is livable, without so many cumbersome decorations, and some are just a variety of flowers and trees.
Of course, this was not what shocked Xia Chen the most.The most shocking thing was that he watched a huge golden retriever run from the yard to Lu Zhicheng's side, and then rubbed Lu Zhicheng's trouser leg affectionately.
This is nothing, the focus is on the back.
"Rhubarb, let me introduce you to a new partner."
After finishing speaking, Lu Zhicheng took out Xia Chen from his pocket and put it on the ground.
A dog and a cat, with big eyes and small eyes.Rhubarb and Erhuang tell each other heartfeltly.
Xia Chen was wrong, he thought that the male god just couldn't think of a high-end name for a while, but when he saw Dahuang, he finally understood that Lu Zhicheng did it on purpose at all, and he was a useless name at all.
"Meow?" Rhubarb, do you have any objection to him calling you that?
"Woof!" Everything the master said was right!
Xia Chen completely gave up on the idea of establishing a united front with Da Huang, so Lu Zhicheng found helplessly that the two in his family didn't seem to like each other very much.After exchanging with each other, the kitten walked to his side with a look of disgust, and was no longer willing to continue communicating with the innocent Rhubarb.
Lu Zhicheng continued to blame this on hunger. Looking at Erhuang, he still felt that fat cats were more in line with his aesthetics, so Lu Zhicheng decided to start adding extra meals to Erhuang from today.
"Here's your dinner tonight."
Xia Chen looked at the fish on the plate, and was dumbfounded for a moment.
He thought that he hadn't planned to eat raw fish like a real cat, what's more, what Lu Zhicheng put on the plate was a big bass weighing at least three catties...
He missed his first true fan, Qin Yang, again. If it was Qin Yang, maybe a plate of cat food would be placed in front of him.Although it does not meet his eating standards, he would rather force himself to eat cat food than this huge perch that is bigger than his body.
"Meow--"
Lu Zhicheng waited expectantly for the cheerful scene of Erhuang eating fish, but in the end, what he waited for was a meow sound like a sigh, and a look of hesitation.
"What does this mean?" Lu Zhicheng didn't understand. Didn't everyone say that happiness means that cats eat fish, you eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters? Why doesn't his cat look happy at all?
"Meow—" I told you that you still don't understand.
Xia Chen felt tired and didn't love him, but he chose this road, so no matter how many ups and downs and hardships there were on the road, he accepted it calmly.
Lightly biting Lu Zhicheng's trousers, Xia Chen led Lu Zhicheng to the refrigerator, then looked at Lu Zhicheng expectantly.
Fortunately, Lu Zhicheng finally understood what Xia Chen was thinking when he looked at the kitten this time. He grabbed Xia Chen's small body and put it on his palm, watching the kitten pointing at the various foods in the refrigerator.
Bread, sausage, milk, and even chips!
Lu Zhicheng's black line, cats can't eat potato chips, if he remembers correctly.
Xia Chen looked at Lu Zhicheng expectantly, but saw that after Lu Zhicheng put him down, he left the refrigerator alone with milk and bread, wailed but did not get any answer, Xia Chen felt that his whole life was gloomy.
Squatting secretly in the corner, feeling sad, until Lu Zhicheng handed a plate of steaming milk-soaked bread to Xia Chen.
"Meow?" What's the situation? Did he blame the male god?
"Eat while it's hot."
Lu Zhicheng's tone was still as flat as ever, but these three short words moved Xia Chen extremely.
It turns out that it's not that the male god doesn't give him food, it's just that he doesn't give him cold food.While licking the milk all over his face, Xia Chen shed tears of gratitude.
Never thought milk and bread were so delicious, let alone Lu Zhicheng warmed it up for him and served it for him, Xia Chen fell into a deep sense of happiness.He thought, among all the male god fans, he is the only one who can get this kind of treatment. This is the second advantage he discovered after becoming a cat.
Right at this moment-
"Ah, Lu Zhicheng, you actually stole my cat!"
Xia Chen looked up, and a person he was very familiar with was pointing at the male god in shock, his expression seemed to be catching/raping.
Lu Zhicheng fought back without showing any weakness: "What is stealing? It's obviously your cat who is pestering me, okay?"
"The cats are all filthy and you are still quibbling, hmph, my cat is so cute, you must have seduced it with a small fish." Qin Yang walked in front of one person and one cat aggressively.
Lu Zhicheng sneered, "Hehe, you said this is your cat, do you have proof?"
Qin Yang was confident: "Of course there is evidence, and I have plenty of witnesses."
"Erhuang, do you know this person?" Lu Zhicheng turned around, looked at Xia Chen who was eating with a smile, and the kitten shivered all over.
Damn, such a male god is so scary, whoever dares to provoke him.
So Xia Chen reluctantly let go of the milk bread, walked slowly to Lu Zhicheng's side, and rubbed his trousers affectionately to prove that he had no second thoughts, and vowed to follow the male god to the death.
pat-
Qin Yang's heart was broken, and he couldn't stick to it anymore.
Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the milk on the plate that Xia Chen hadn't cleaned up, and he frowned again: "Ah, ah, Lu Zhicheng, you bastard, do you know that kittens will get diarrhea when they drink milk. "
Lu Zhicheng looked at Xia Chen innocently: "Look, I let you eat fish."
Xia Chen: "..."
As a result, the milk bread was ruthlessly confiscated, and Xia Chen got a whole plate of kitten food.
"Hey, eat it quickly, this is the best cat food~" Qin Yang coaxed from the side.
Xia Chen shook his head, he didn't even want to get close.
"Strange, I bought it when the store told me that there was no kitten who didn't like this kind of cat food. Why didn't Erhuang eat a single bite?"
Lu Zhicheng crossed his arms and looked at the kitten's disgusted eyes, chuckled lightly, "Because you're stupid."
Qin Yang roared angrily: "The surname is Lu!"
Lu Zhicheng said helplessly: "I was deceived because I was stupid, isn't it easy to understand?"
Qin Yang was speechless.
He should have realized that there was not a single good word coming out of Lu Zhicheng's mouth.
"Put it there, it will eat naturally when it is hungry."
Lu Zhicheng left gracefully, Xia Chen followed closely behind, leaving only Qin Yang staring at the plate of cat food slowly in a daze.
Why not eat Erhuang?He's still trying to figure it out...
And here, Xia Chen, who was full of food and drink, followed behind Lu Zhicheng energetically, until Lu Zhicheng walked in front of the bathroom, a strange brilliance appeared from his blue cat eyes.
Could he be feasting his eyes today?Aww!
Lu Zhicheng was surprised to find that Erhuang's nose had a faint red liquid.
"Erhuang, it's just a bath, don't be so excited."
Xia Chen: "Meow meow!" Seeing the naked body of the male god, can you not be excited!
However, in the end, Xia Chen was grabbed by Lu Zhicheng and pushed into the basin, and began to take a bath...
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☆, meow's competition for favor
"Sure enough."
Xia Chen tremblingly looked at the male god looking at his body with a serious face, thinking that the male god had a cleanliness obsession and disliked himself for being dirty.
Taking a peek at the bath water, it seems to be a little dusty...
Xia Chen felt a little wronged, and this can't be blamed on Miao, Miao was a homeless person before, and it's already very face-saving for not having lice.
Lu Zhicheng continued earnestly: "Erhuang, look at how thin you are."
Huh?Is this what you were talking about?
Through the large floor-to-ceiling mirror in the bathroom, Xia Chen carefully examined his new body for the first time.
I have to say, it looks really poor.Especially since he just took a bath, the fluffy hair sticks to his body, revealing his thin and thin body.It was originally a little milk cat, but now it looks as big as a little mouse, no wonder Lu Zhicheng said that he is thin.
"Meow~" Looking at Lu Zhicheng pitifully, Xia Chen already missed that pot of milk.
"It's useless to be cute. To be my cat, you must be domineering."
Xia Chen's eyes became sharp all of a sudden, he raised his body high, and roared majestically at Landing City.
"Good, keep it up."
Having been affirmed by the male god, Xia Chen shook his neck triumphantly, then Lu Zhicheng fell silent.
After wiping the water from his forehead, he began to seriously think about whether this cat was deliberately revenge for bathing him.
But in the end Lu Zhicheng couldn't bear to be angry with such a little guy, he just picked up the hair dryer and started blowing the kitten's fur with no smile on his face, until Xia Chen's whole cat's body was completely dry, then he put down the hair dryer with more interest.Seeing Erhuang transform from a little mouse into a fluffy kitten again, Lu Zhicheng showed a satisfied smile.
"Meow~"
Looking at the completely new self in the mirror, Xia Chen proudly shook his body, regaining his self-confidence.
After tidying up the bathroom, Lu Zhicheng left with the clean kitten in his arms.
At this time, Qin Yang, the ace manager, assistant and nanny, was already sitting at the dinner table waiting for the arrival of Landing City.
"Zhicheng, the director has just sent me the movie/movie, take a look, if there are no problems, it will be broadcast next week."
Lu Zhicheng put Xia Chen down, sat down on the chair calmly and picked up the chopsticks: "Eat first, let's talk after eating."
Qin Yang nodded: "OK, let's eat."
"Meow meow meow~"
Xia Chen used his little paws under the table to keep pulling at Landing City's trouser legs. He just saw that there was his favorite shredded fish-flavored pork on the dining table, and suddenly his stomach filled with milk began to growl again.
"What is Erhuang talking about?" Lu Zhicheng raised his head and asked Qin Yang.
Qin Yang thought of Erhuang's ruthless abandonment just now, and suddenly said sadly: "How do I know, I am not Erhuang, you are its owner and you have the final say."
So Lu Zhicheng directly grabbed the kitten's body and put it on the table, and then the two of them watched Erhuang walk up to Yuxiang Rousi with cute kitten steps, meowing.
Fortunately, Erhuang's nature is not bad.
Although his level of deep well ice was already beyond the charts, he was very obedient and didn't eat it directly, but looked at Lu Zhicheng with expectant eyes.
"Lu Zhicheng, I'm warning you, kittens can't eat salt." Qin Yang saw Lu Zhicheng's next move, and immediately dissuaded him.
"But it says it likes it."
"How do you know that it likes it? Your cat language is not as good as mine. Do you know that you are hurting him?" Qin Yang felt helpless for Lu Zhicheng who had no common sense about raising cats. This person is indeed a rare genius , Of course, it is also a fool in some aspects, such as one thing-raising cats.
After listening to Qin Yang's words, Lu Zhicheng hesitated.
"Meow..." My fish-flavored shredded pork...
Xia Chen knew that Qin Yang had good intentions, so he didn't blame him, but doing bad things with good intentions did make him very distressed.
First, he is a human being; second, he lives temporarily in the body of a cat.It is absolutely impossible for him to let himself eat cat food, especially when there is ready-made good food in front of him.What's more, the system has said that he is different from ordinary cats, okay?
Making up his mind, Xia Chen first glanced at Lu Zhicheng apologetically, then shamelessly bit a piece of shredded meat, and ate it into his stomach.
With the first sip, there is the second and the third.
Qin Yang was dumbfounded, and by the time he realized it, Xia Chen was already full and lying on the table.
"Hiccup~"
"Ahhh, Erhuang, spit it out!" Qin Yang almost pinched Erhuang's neck to induce vomiting, but fortunately, the sensible Lu Zhicheng grabbed his wrist.
Compared with Qin Yang, Lu Zhicheng was extremely calm: "He's fine."
"How do you know?" Qin Yang was a little puzzled, and said that Lu Zhicheng didn't understand the psychology of kittens at all, why did he suddenly start to become a cat language expert now.
"Because I just picked up that dish."
"What kind of logic, you are a human and he is a cat, okay, can it be the same!"
"You forgot to put salt in the dish."
Qin Yang: "..."
I really don't know if this is a comedy or a tragedy. It seems that it should be a mixture of sorrow and joy.
Xia Chen glanced at Qin Yang contemptuously, he didn't add salt, but forget it, compared with cat food, this is still within his acceptable range.
The dinner continued, but a manager had no appetite and had deep doubts about his cooking skills.
"You don't have to be too sad, I'm used to you forgetting to put salt."
Qin Yang took a mouthful of rice angrily: "Hmph, since you're used to it, I won't add any salt in the future."
Lu Zhicheng chuckled, and gently pulled his hand under the dining table, and actually took out a small transparent jar, the snow-white crystals in it were nothing but salt.
Qin Yang completely surrendered and admitted defeat. As expected, he was no match for Lu Zhicheng.
"Meow meow~"
Xia Chen looked at Lu Zhicheng with even more admiration. It really is his male god, who is so extraordinary.
After dinner.
Two people, a cat and a dog.
Rhubarb was lying on the carpet, and Erhuang was lying on Rhubarb.
Lu Zhicheng and Qin Yang stared intently at the huge screen, carefully observing every detail.
Qin Yang introduced: "This is the preliminary edited version, but people in the later stage said that there is basically no need to make much changes."
Although in life, Lu Zhicheng is always popular with others, but in terms of work ability, Lu Zhicheng is definitely not picky.From a little-known student to the king of the entertainment industry, Lu Zhicheng's road has gone so smoothly that it is enviable. I have to say that the business in the entertainment industry still depends on whether the ancestors reward the food.
Lu Zhicheng frowned and said, "Don't be careless. Although the time is urgent, you can't relax at all."
"Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on them. If it's you, this show will be recorded the day after tomorrow. What's your plan?"
"What else can I plan, I'll just take the rhubarb to go."
System Tianyin: "The task of fighting for favor has started. Players must defeat their competitors to get tickets to the show, otherwise the fan value will be deducted by [-]."
what?
The cat's ears moved, and he cheered up all of a sudden.
What did he hear, the male god actually wanted to bring rhubarb instead of himself!
Xia Chen stood up straight with a swipe, and protested to Landing City: "Meow!" Take Ben Meow!Take meow!
One must know that he is shouldering the task of gathering 1000 million true fans, but if he is not brought along, is there any justice in this world!
"Hahaha, look, your Erhuang disagrees." Qin Yang pointed at Xia Chen and laughed, not without the psychology of watching a show.
He has been in contact with Erhuang for just a few hours, and he has developed a strong interest in this extraordinary Chinese pastoral cat. Now he wants to see Erhuang show more interesting performances. Every time Erhuang calls, he Want to figure out what it means.
"No, it's too small, it will lose." Lu Zhicheng refused without mercy.
The variety show "Where Are the Pets Going" is not a pet beauty contest, and Lu Zhicheng, who has already learned about the relevant content through the inside, is absolutely impossible to send the young and frail Erhuang to appear on the stage.
It doesn't matter if you don't participate, once you participate, he is bound to win the first place.
"Meow Meow Meow!" Meow will not lose, tell me, whether it is a fight or a fight, Meow will show you!
Lu Zhicheng said coldly: "It's useless to plead for mercy."
Xia Chen saw that Lu Zhicheng's eyes were firm and hard to break, so he turned his begging eyes to Qin Yang, his true fan.His fan value is still one until now, if one hundred is deducted all of a sudden, wouldn't it be a negative number, then when will his road to becoming a god come to an end.
Qin Yang gloated: "Look at me, I'm useless, I can't make the decision."
Xia Chen thought about it left and right, and there was one that he hadn't conquered yet.
"Meow" Meow wants to go to the show, can you let me?
"Wang!" Wang also wanted to go, so he couldn't help you.
"Meow~" Really can't, please, meow really can't lose this opportunity~
Da Huang stood up straight away and left the living room silently, refusing to answer Er Huang's question.
"Hahahaha, look at what these two stupid people are discussing, hahahaha, you can't laugh at me to death."
Qin Yang, who was observing everything, burst out laughing, which drew two supercilious looks from Lu Zhicheng and Xia Chen.
Xia Chen looked at Lu Zhicheng, and said silently in his heart, hum, if you don't let me go, do you think I really can't go?It’s just a broken drawing, just wait and see Ben Meow’s wonderful performance in "Where Are the Pets Going", Ben Meow swears that not only will he win the first place, but he will never give you a frontal shot!
The author has something to say:
☆, meow's heartache
"Meow?" God, why are you looking at me like that?
Could it be that Meow's plan was discovered by Lu Zhicheng?Xia Chen shuddered all over, looking at Lu Zhicheng warily.
Lu Zhicheng said to the kitten with a serious expression, "Erhuang, it's already eleven o'clock in the evening."
"Meow?" So what?
"So, it's time for you to sleep."
Xia Chen didn't understand what the male god wanted to say, until the male god grabbed his body with his hands and walked out of his bedroom.
"Meow meow!" Let go of me, I want to sleep on the same bed with you!
Of course, how could Lu Zhicheng allow Erhuang to sleep in his bedroom and disturb his sleep, but there is no cat litter in the house yet, so he can only let him share a room with others first.Lu Zhicheng hesitated for half a second at the intersection of going to Qin Yang and Dahuang, and finally decided to give the choice to the kitten himself.
Lu Zhicheng put down the kitten and said to it, "This is Qin Yang's room, and that is Da Huang's room. You choose."
Erhuang stayed where he was, and looked at Lu Zhicheng with his round and big eyes without blinking, pretending that he didn't understand anything.
Lu Zhicheng turned around and went back to the room, and it followed behind Lu Zhicheng like a cat.Lu Zhicheng stopped, and it just squatted on the carpet and screamed pitifully.
"Meow~" So what if I let Meow live with you, Meow is so obedient, she will never sleep on your face at night.
"no--"
Lu Zhicheng, who had never been able to understand cat language, was exceptionally sober at this moment. He squatted halfway on the ground, his perfect handsome face was facing Xia Chen without any concealment, his bottomless black pupils were like a deep pool, Everyone drowned.Xia Chen froze on the spot, watching the male god stretch out his slender fingers, and lightly tap on his nose.Forgetting everything, Xia Chen stuck out his tender tongue in a daze, and licked it lightly.
Lu Zhicheng was taken aback by the kitten's soft and moist tongue, and the hand that was about to withdraw took advantage of the situation to stroke the kitten's fluffy fur.Lu Zhicheng narrowed his eyes slightly. Although this cat is thinner, it has to be said that it feels really good in the hand.
"You can't even act like a baby."
Lu Zhicheng picked up the kitten again, and walked to Dahuang's bedroom without giving Erhuang any chance to choose.Xia Chen struggled in Lu Zhicheng's hands, but now he is like the Monkey King who is writhing in the palm of Buddha Tathagata, he can't escape the shackles no matter what.He watched helplessly as he was placed on the sofa, and then saw Dahuang approaching his body, holding him down with one paw.
"You did a good job, Rhubarb, let him live with you temporarily tonight."
Xia Chen screamed miserably: "Meow——"
It's a pity that the male god has already left and can't hear it anymore.
"Woof!" Erhuang, hurry up and go to bed!
Xia Chen glanced at the stupid dog angrily, and reluctantly accepted the fact that he couldn't sleep with the male god.
Seeing that he was much quieter, Rhubarb let go of his paws and went back to his kennel to continue sleeping.Half an hour later, a small pale yellow figure jumped off the sofa, and Rhubarb, who had already fallen asleep, was completely ignorant.
The door was simply closed, not locked.For the current Xia Chen, it was not enough to stop him, he jumped hard, and then opened the door with his claws.
At this moment, all the lights in the villa were turned off, but Xia Chen walked through the huge corridor unaffected.
Relying on his memory, he walked to Lu Zhicheng's room, Xia Chen was pleasantly surprised to find that the male god was taking a shower in the bathroom, it was a godsend.Xia Chen jumped up, perfectly landed on the big bed, got into the quilt, and then began to look for an extremely comfortable place.
Lu Zhicheng walked out of the bathroom, and at first glance, he found that his bed had been moved.
He frowned and pulled back the quilt. Sure enough, a certain cat was lying on the bed and sleeping carelessly. He even listened carefully, and there were small purring sounds one after another.He sighed secretly in his heart, he really didn't know whether it was right or wrong to provoke this annoying little goblin.But in the end, Lu Zhicheng still didn't have the heart to disturb the sleeping kitten, but decided in his heart that he must buy a cat litter for him tomorrow.
Carefully lying on the bed, turning off the light and closing his eyes, the occasional snoring in the darkness made Lu Zhicheng feel a little sleepless.
For many years, since that incident, he has never allowed anyone or anything to get so close to him.
After all, he is a person who has lived two lifetimes, and he does not want to repeat the mistakes of the previous lifetime.
Feeling the kitten's furry body approaching his skin, he had the urge to avoid it for a moment, but in the next second he laughed out loud.
It's just a kitten, so I'm too surprised.
One person and one cat fell asleep one after another.
Until the morning sunlight covered the whole room, Lu Zhicheng woke up feeling that he couldn't breathe well, but found that he couldn't open his eyes at all.
With a blank expression on his hand, Lu Zhicheng took a certain cat down, and Lu Zhicheng suddenly felt that his hunch last night was right.
"Meow~" Xia Chen turned over in dissatisfaction, his posture was even more indulgent, unaware that the male god had quietly listed it as the number one dangerous thing.
"Huh? Lu Zhicheng, what are you doing up so early?" Qin Yang was preparing for breakfast, but found that Lu Zhicheng was ready to go, he couldn't help wondering.
Lu Zhicheng expressionless: "Go buy a nest."
Qin Yang suddenly realized: "Oh, it's buying a nest for Erhuang. I can do this kind of thing. After all, you are not suitable for publicity."
Lu Zhicheng took out the mask he had prepared a long time ago and put it on his face, Qin Yang was speechless.
He knew that with Erhuang's virtue, if he didn't buy it himself, he would definitely make trouble again, so he might as well solve it all at once.
"Wait, you should take Erhuang with you by the way." Qin Yang thought for a while and added, "Let the veterinarian take a look at his body and vaccinate him by the way."
So Erhuang was awakened from her dream, not knowing what kind of human tragedy was waiting for her.
"Erhuang seems to belong to a male." Qin Yang sat on the passenger seat holding Erhuang, observing with great interest.
"Meow!" Nonsense, of course the young master is male!What do you look at? Believe it or not, I'll dig out your eyes!
Qin Yang looked at the vicious kitten, rolled his eyes and smiled intentionally: "Hey, but Erhuang is about to become a cat father-in-law, so he has no chance to date a girl."
Seeing the kitten's eyes as if struck by lightning, Qin Yang smiled even more happily.Who made Erhuang always be so fierce to him, it's good to scare it.
Xia Chen looked at Qin Yang in disbelief, and then at Lu Zhicheng who was driving with a blank face, the whole cat was not well.
Cat father-in-law or something, don't!
He knows that it is good for cats to be sterilized, but God, he is a human being and not a cat, taking away his dignity as a man, how will he be a human being in the future, and how will he have the face to survive in the future.
He has become a father-in-law, so why would he bother that god to turn back into a human, he might as well be a cat for the rest of his life.
"What's the matter, my Erhuang is sad? Yoyo, are you really sad?"
The kitten didn't yell at him as usual, but just lay quietly in his palm.
Tears wet the palms, one drop after another, as if it was raining.
Qin Yang panicked, he just wanted to tease Erhuang, seeing how angry Erhuang was, who would have thought that this incident would have such a big blow to Erhuang, seeing the sad look of the kitten, Qin Yang felt All kinds of discomfort.
Lu Zhicheng seemed to have sensed that something was wrong with the atmosphere. He turned his head, looked at Qin Yang's flustered expression, and sighed secretly, what is this called? If you don't die, you won't die.
"At the veterinary hospital."
"Meow!"
Xia Chen's hair exploded all of a sudden, he raised his body high, and looked at the two of them vigilantly, his eyes seemed to say that whoever dares to touch me, I will do my best.
Lu Zhicheng looked at the kitten, stretched out his right hand without any fear, and wiped away the traces of tears for it.
"Don't worry, if you don't want to, I won't force you."
Xia Chen was stunned.
Looking at Lu Zhicheng's face, he suddenly wanted to cry a lot.
It was not his wish to change from a human to a cat.Although he chose to accept this matter calmly, it does not mean that there is no pain in his heart.Especially when Qin Yang mentioned the matter of sterilization, Xia Chen felt that his whole negative emotions exploded in an instant.However, at this moment, Lu Zhicheng gave himself peace of mind and warmth.
For such a caring male god, Xia Chen decided to repay with practical actions.
So he swooped and jumped on Lu Zhicheng, and the cat's paws that were too late to retract hung on Lu Zhicheng's expensive coat, leaving indelible marks.
Lu Zhicheng looked at Xia Chen expressionlessly.
Xia Chen lowered his head, feeling his cat's face was a little hot.
The emotion that Lu Zhicheng brought to Xia Chen did not last long, because just 10 minutes later, Xia Chen was forced on the operating table and received a severe injection in his ass.
"Aw!" Meow is so painful!
Xia Chen's ghostly roar could be heard in the entire pet hospital, all the pets and owners cast their gazes in Xia Chen's direction, showing affectionate expressions.
Lying on the operating table and thinking about the cat's life, Xia Chen experienced for the first time what it means to say nothing, and what it means to be impermanent.
"Er Huang looks miserable."
"It's okay, it's just an injection."
Xia Chen yelled at the two of them: "Meow!" as if it wasn't Meow who got the injection but you!
The author has something to say:
☆, meow's scheming
In the blink of an eye.
The days of cats flying and dogs jumping in the family of superstars in the entertainment industry have come to an end for the time being, because tomorrow morning will be the day when "Where Are Our Pets Going" will officially start filming.
Because it is a secret filming, participating stars will be required to bring only pets to the assembly location, and even mobile phones are not allowed.
Lying in his super luxurious cat bed and secretly planning, Xia Chen suffered from insomnia for the first time.
After two days of observation, he found that Dahuang liked a bone-shaped plush toy the most, and he would play with it for a long time every day.So Xia Chen decided to start with this plush toy.
Rhubarb lives next door to him, and at this time, Rhubarb is sleeping.
Xia Chen sneaked in the door and saw the bone toy next to Da Huang's kennel, his cat's eyes lit up, and he slowly approached the goal of his trip, put the toy on his head, and smuggled the toy away one after another He went out, put the toys in the kitchen, jumped onto the chopping board tirelessly, pulled all the soy sauce, vinegar, ketchup and other things down, making the ground a mess, and then he retired with his excellent bounce Force, leave elsewhere.
After finishing all this, Xia Chen returned to his room to sleep contentedly.
Although there is no male god around him, but because he is in a happy mood, he sleeps soundly.
Early the next morning.
Lu Zhicheng, who got up early, looked at the colorful colors on Rhubarb's body speechlessly, and didn't know what to say for a moment.
"Rhubarb, you disappoint me so much."
"Woof!" Master, let's go to the show!Rhubarb bit his favorite toy, and shouted to Landing City excitedly.
As everyone knows, with his current appearance, he has completely lost the opportunity to participate in the show.
Seeing the miserable situation in the kitchen, Lu Zhicheng frowned.
It must be too late to bathe Rhubarb now, there is only one way, and that is to take Erhuang with her.
And relying on his understanding of rhubarb, it would never do such a stupid thing in normal times, the only possibility is - framed.
Lu Zhicheng silently turned on the surveillance video, looked at the sneaky figure of a certain cat on the screen, and let out a long sigh.
In order to participate in the show and do this kind of thing, Erhuang, you are also very hardworking.
Although he really didn't want to encourage Erhuang's unhealthy tendencies, but time was urgent, and it seemed that he had no other choice, so Lu Zhicheng had to go to Erhuang's room to wake up a certain scheming cat who was sleeping soundly.
"Meow?" Xia Chen, who did bad things last night, didn't wake up, and yelled in a daze, refusing to open his eyes.
"I'll count to three, and if I don't wake up, I'll go to the pet store and pick one to take away."
System Tianyin: "Complete the task of fighting for favor, and reward [-] fan points."
Xia Chen turned over in a jerk and got up, looking at Lu Zhicheng expectantly with his big blue eyes.
Great, his plan has succeeded, Lu Zhicheng is going to take himself to "Where Are the Pets Going"!At the thought of being able to participate in the show, Xia Chen was terribly excited.
In his mind, he couldn't help but think that he won the love of thousands of audiences with his elegant figure and gorgeous performance, directly won 1000 million true love fans, and reached the pinnacle of Maosheng.
"Meow!" Let's go, Ben Meow is ready!
Xia Chen raised his little head and looked at Lu Zhicheng with great air, but Lu Zhicheng flicked his nose lightly with his finger.
"Ow!"
Xia Chen covered his little nose aggrievedly, not knowing why the male god suddenly became so cruel, he looked at Lu Zhicheng with tears in his eyes, as if he was about to cry.
Of course Lu Zhicheng knew that Erhuang would be in pain, but he was very firm.You can't let the kitten know that everything you do is right. As his master, he has the responsibility to educate him well.
"Let's not take this as an example. If you continue to bully Rhubarb, I'm really going to consider sterilizing you."
Xia Chen's eyes widened, and he clamped his hind legs in pain, fearing that one day his balls would really disappear.He couldn't understand why Lu Zhicheng knew so much about what he did, but now he has got the opportunity to be on the show, so
Lu Zhicheng looked at the extremely comfortable look of a certain cat, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth inadvertently: "Erhuang, lie down, I want to speed up."
Erhuang?
Are you talking about yourself?Xia Chen stood up in shock, turned his head and looked around in the car, and found that besides Lu Zhicheng, there was indeed only one cat in the car.
Male god, do you dare not to name him so casually? Although his hair is yellow, it doesn't mean he will be called Erhuang Haofa?
"Meow meow!" My name is not Erhuang!
It's unbelievable that Lu Zhicheng, who is so high-end and foreign, would give such a cute kitten such a name that is in line with the countryside.He didn't believe it, it must be because he opened up the male god in a wrong way, his male god would definitely not be a bad name!
"What, are you hungry?" Lu Zhicheng, who was concentrating on driving, obviously didn't get his pet's heart correctly.
"Meow meow!" Ben Meow is so foreign, he definitely can't be called Erhuang!
"Oh, don't worry, there is fish in the refrigerator, and I'll eat it for you when I get back."
Xia Chen: "..."
Is it too late for him to return to Qin Yang's embrace now?
Looking at the ever-flowing road behind him, Xia Chen realized that he was only looking at the side face of the nympho male god, and forgot the way back.
So, from now on, Xia Chenmiao, who is about to become a great god in the entertainment industry, can only bear the rustic name of Erhuang?Xia Chen couldn't help but shed tears of regret, this is a dark history that cannot be washed away.
Xia Chen was so devastated by this name that he hung his head until he parked the car, thinking that he would be able to see the legendary mansion of the male god soon, and then cheered up a little.
Since the underground garage is too far away from the main house, Lu Zhicheng kindly stuffed Xia Chen's small body into his pocket, only revealing a small pale yellow head looking around curiously.
Lu Zhicheng is considered to be the most profitable entertainer in the entertainment industry today. Xia Chen originally thought that the place where he lived would be so noble and luxurious, but when he saw it with his own eyes, he realized how simple and beautiful the man's house is. It is livable, without so many cumbersome decorations, and some are just a variety of flowers and trees.
Of course, this was not what shocked Xia Chen the most.The most shocking thing was that he watched a huge golden retriever run from the yard to Lu Zhicheng's side, and then rubbed Lu Zhicheng's trouser leg affectionately.
This is nothing, the focus is on the back.
"Rhubarb, let me introduce you to a new partner."
After finishing speaking, Lu Zhicheng took out Xia Chen from his pocket and put it on the ground.
A dog and a cat, with big eyes and small eyes.Rhubarb and Erhuang tell each other heartfeltly.
Xia Chen was wrong, he thought that the male god just couldn't think of a high-end name for a while, but when he saw Dahuang, he finally understood that Lu Zhicheng did it on purpose at all, and he was a useless name at all.
"Meow?" Rhubarb, do you have any objection to him calling you that?
"Woof!" Everything the master said was right!
Xia Chen completely gave up on the idea of establishing a united front with Da Huang, so Lu Zhicheng found helplessly that the two in his family didn't seem to like each other very much.After exchanging with each other, the kitten walked to his side with a look of disgust, and was no longer willing to continue communicating with the innocent Rhubarb.
Lu Zhicheng continued to blame this on hunger. Looking at Erhuang, he still felt that fat cats were more in line with his aesthetics, so Lu Zhicheng decided to start adding extra meals to Erhuang from today.
"Here's your dinner tonight."
Xia Chen looked at the fish on the plate, and was dumbfounded for a moment.
He thought that he hadn't planned to eat raw fish like a real cat, what's more, what Lu Zhicheng put on the plate was a big bass weighing at least three catties...
He missed his first true fan, Qin Yang, again. If it was Qin Yang, maybe a plate of cat food would be placed in front of him.Although it does not meet his eating standards, he would rather force himself to eat cat food than this huge perch that is bigger than his body.
"Meow--"
Lu Zhicheng waited expectantly for the cheerful scene of Erhuang eating fish, but in the end, what he waited for was a meow sound like a sigh, and a look of hesitation.
"What does this mean?" Lu Zhicheng didn't understand. Didn't everyone say that happiness means that cats eat fish, you eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters? Why doesn't his cat look happy at all?
"Meow—" I told you that you still don't understand.
Xia Chen felt tired and didn't love him, but he chose this road, so no matter how many ups and downs and hardships there were on the road, he accepted it calmly.
Lightly biting Lu Zhicheng's trousers, Xia Chen led Lu Zhicheng to the refrigerator, then looked at Lu Zhicheng expectantly.
Fortunately, Lu Zhicheng finally understood what Xia Chen was thinking when he looked at the kitten this time. He grabbed Xia Chen's small body and put it on his palm, watching the kitten pointing at the various foods in the refrigerator.
Bread, sausage, milk, and even chips!
Lu Zhicheng's black line, cats can't eat potato chips, if he remembers correctly.
Xia Chen looked at Lu Zhicheng expectantly, but saw that after Lu Zhicheng put him down, he left the refrigerator alone with milk and bread, wailed but did not get any answer, Xia Chen felt that his whole life was gloomy.
Squatting secretly in the corner, feeling sad, until Lu Zhicheng handed a plate of steaming milk-soaked bread to Xia Chen.
"Meow?" What's the situation? Did he blame the male god?
"Eat while it's hot."
Lu Zhicheng's tone was still as flat as ever, but these three short words moved Xia Chen extremely.
It turns out that it's not that the male god doesn't give him food, it's just that he doesn't give him cold food.While licking the milk all over his face, Xia Chen shed tears of gratitude.
Never thought milk and bread were so delicious, let alone Lu Zhicheng warmed it up for him and served it for him, Xia Chen fell into a deep sense of happiness.He thought, among all the male god fans, he is the only one who can get this kind of treatment. This is the second advantage he discovered after becoming a cat.
Right at this moment-
"Ah, Lu Zhicheng, you actually stole my cat!"
Xia Chen looked up, and a person he was very familiar with was pointing at the male god in shock, his expression seemed to be catching/raping.
Lu Zhicheng fought back without showing any weakness: "What is stealing? It's obviously your cat who is pestering me, okay?"
"The cats are all filthy and you are still quibbling, hmph, my cat is so cute, you must have seduced it with a small fish." Qin Yang walked in front of one person and one cat aggressively.
Lu Zhicheng sneered, "Hehe, you said this is your cat, do you have proof?"
Qin Yang was confident: "Of course there is evidence, and I have plenty of witnesses."
"Erhuang, do you know this person?" Lu Zhicheng turned around, looked at Xia Chen who was eating with a smile, and the kitten shivered all over.
Damn, such a male god is so scary, whoever dares to provoke him.
So Xia Chen reluctantly let go of the milk bread, walked slowly to Lu Zhicheng's side, and rubbed his trousers affectionately to prove that he had no second thoughts, and vowed to follow the male god to the death.
pat-
Qin Yang's heart was broken, and he couldn't stick to it anymore.
Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the milk on the plate that Xia Chen hadn't cleaned up, and he frowned again: "Ah, ah, Lu Zhicheng, you bastard, do you know that kittens will get diarrhea when they drink milk. "
Lu Zhicheng looked at Xia Chen innocently: "Look, I let you eat fish."
Xia Chen: "..."
As a result, the milk bread was ruthlessly confiscated, and Xia Chen got a whole plate of kitten food.
"Hey, eat it quickly, this is the best cat food~" Qin Yang coaxed from the side.
Xia Chen shook his head, he didn't even want to get close.
"Strange, I bought it when the store told me that there was no kitten who didn't like this kind of cat food. Why didn't Erhuang eat a single bite?"
Lu Zhicheng crossed his arms and looked at the kitten's disgusted eyes, chuckled lightly, "Because you're stupid."
Qin Yang roared angrily: "The surname is Lu!"
Lu Zhicheng said helplessly: "I was deceived because I was stupid, isn't it easy to understand?"
Qin Yang was speechless.
He should have realized that there was not a single good word coming out of Lu Zhicheng's mouth.
"Put it there, it will eat naturally when it is hungry."
Lu Zhicheng left gracefully, Xia Chen followed closely behind, leaving only Qin Yang staring at the plate of cat food slowly in a daze.
Why not eat Erhuang?He's still trying to figure it out...
And here, Xia Chen, who was full of food and drink, followed behind Lu Zhicheng energetically, until Lu Zhicheng walked in front of the bathroom, a strange brilliance appeared from his blue cat eyes.
Could he be feasting his eyes today?Aww!
Lu Zhicheng was surprised to find that Erhuang's nose had a faint red liquid.
"Erhuang, it's just a bath, don't be so excited."
Xia Chen: "Meow meow!" Seeing the naked body of the male god, can you not be excited!
However, in the end, Xia Chen was grabbed by Lu Zhicheng and pushed into the basin, and began to take a bath...
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☆, meow's competition for favor
"Sure enough."
Xia Chen tremblingly looked at the male god looking at his body with a serious face, thinking that the male god had a cleanliness obsession and disliked himself for being dirty.
Taking a peek at the bath water, it seems to be a little dusty...
Xia Chen felt a little wronged, and this can't be blamed on Miao, Miao was a homeless person before, and it's already very face-saving for not having lice.
Lu Zhicheng continued earnestly: "Erhuang, look at how thin you are."
Huh?Is this what you were talking about?
Through the large floor-to-ceiling mirror in the bathroom, Xia Chen carefully examined his new body for the first time.
I have to say, it looks really poor.Especially since he just took a bath, the fluffy hair sticks to his body, revealing his thin and thin body.It was originally a little milk cat, but now it looks as big as a little mouse, no wonder Lu Zhicheng said that he is thin.
"Meow~" Looking at Lu Zhicheng pitifully, Xia Chen already missed that pot of milk.
"It's useless to be cute. To be my cat, you must be domineering."
Xia Chen's eyes became sharp all of a sudden, he raised his body high, and roared majestically at Landing City.
"Good, keep it up."
Having been affirmed by the male god, Xia Chen shook his neck triumphantly, then Lu Zhicheng fell silent.
After wiping the water from his forehead, he began to seriously think about whether this cat was deliberately revenge for bathing him.
But in the end Lu Zhicheng couldn't bear to be angry with such a little guy, he just picked up the hair dryer and started blowing the kitten's fur with no smile on his face, until Xia Chen's whole cat's body was completely dry, then he put down the hair dryer with more interest.Seeing Erhuang transform from a little mouse into a fluffy kitten again, Lu Zhicheng showed a satisfied smile.
"Meow~"
Looking at the completely new self in the mirror, Xia Chen proudly shook his body, regaining his self-confidence.
After tidying up the bathroom, Lu Zhicheng left with the clean kitten in his arms.
At this time, Qin Yang, the ace manager, assistant and nanny, was already sitting at the dinner table waiting for the arrival of Landing City.
"Zhicheng, the director has just sent me the movie/movie, take a look, if there are no problems, it will be broadcast next week."
Lu Zhicheng put Xia Chen down, sat down on the chair calmly and picked up the chopsticks: "Eat first, let's talk after eating."
Qin Yang nodded: "OK, let's eat."
"Meow meow meow~"
Xia Chen used his little paws under the table to keep pulling at Landing City's trouser legs. He just saw that there was his favorite shredded fish-flavored pork on the dining table, and suddenly his stomach filled with milk began to growl again.
"What is Erhuang talking about?" Lu Zhicheng raised his head and asked Qin Yang.
Qin Yang thought of Erhuang's ruthless abandonment just now, and suddenly said sadly: "How do I know, I am not Erhuang, you are its owner and you have the final say."
So Lu Zhicheng directly grabbed the kitten's body and put it on the table, and then the two of them watched Erhuang walk up to Yuxiang Rousi with cute kitten steps, meowing.
Fortunately, Erhuang's nature is not bad.
Although his level of deep well ice was already beyond the charts, he was very obedient and didn't eat it directly, but looked at Lu Zhicheng with expectant eyes.
"Lu Zhicheng, I'm warning you, kittens can't eat salt." Qin Yang saw Lu Zhicheng's next move, and immediately dissuaded him.
"But it says it likes it."
"How do you know that it likes it? Your cat language is not as good as mine. Do you know that you are hurting him?" Qin Yang felt helpless for Lu Zhicheng who had no common sense about raising cats. This person is indeed a rare genius , Of course, it is also a fool in some aspects, such as one thing-raising cats.
After listening to Qin Yang's words, Lu Zhicheng hesitated.
"Meow..." My fish-flavored shredded pork...
Xia Chen knew that Qin Yang had good intentions, so he didn't blame him, but doing bad things with good intentions did make him very distressed.
First, he is a human being; second, he lives temporarily in the body of a cat.It is absolutely impossible for him to let himself eat cat food, especially when there is ready-made good food in front of him.What's more, the system has said that he is different from ordinary cats, okay?
Making up his mind, Xia Chen first glanced at Lu Zhicheng apologetically, then shamelessly bit a piece of shredded meat, and ate it into his stomach.
With the first sip, there is the second and the third.
Qin Yang was dumbfounded, and by the time he realized it, Xia Chen was already full and lying on the table.
"Hiccup~"
"Ahhh, Erhuang, spit it out!" Qin Yang almost pinched Erhuang's neck to induce vomiting, but fortunately, the sensible Lu Zhicheng grabbed his wrist.
Compared with Qin Yang, Lu Zhicheng was extremely calm: "He's fine."
"How do you know?" Qin Yang was a little puzzled, and said that Lu Zhicheng didn't understand the psychology of kittens at all, why did he suddenly start to become a cat language expert now.
"Because I just picked up that dish."
"What kind of logic, you are a human and he is a cat, okay, can it be the same!"
"You forgot to put salt in the dish."
Qin Yang: "..."
I really don't know if this is a comedy or a tragedy. It seems that it should be a mixture of sorrow and joy.
Xia Chen glanced at Qin Yang contemptuously, he didn't add salt, but forget it, compared with cat food, this is still within his acceptable range.
The dinner continued, but a manager had no appetite and had deep doubts about his cooking skills.
"You don't have to be too sad, I'm used to you forgetting to put salt."
Qin Yang took a mouthful of rice angrily: "Hmph, since you're used to it, I won't add any salt in the future."
Lu Zhicheng chuckled, and gently pulled his hand under the dining table, and actually took out a small transparent jar, the snow-white crystals in it were nothing but salt.
Qin Yang completely surrendered and admitted defeat. As expected, he was no match for Lu Zhicheng.
"Meow meow~"
Xia Chen looked at Lu Zhicheng with even more admiration. It really is his male god, who is so extraordinary.
After dinner.
Two people, a cat and a dog.
Rhubarb was lying on the carpet, and Erhuang was lying on Rhubarb.
Lu Zhicheng and Qin Yang stared intently at the huge screen, carefully observing every detail.
Qin Yang introduced: "This is the preliminary edited version, but people in the later stage said that there is basically no need to make much changes."
Although in life, Lu Zhicheng is always popular with others, but in terms of work ability, Lu Zhicheng is definitely not picky.From a little-known student to the king of the entertainment industry, Lu Zhicheng's road has gone so smoothly that it is enviable. I have to say that the business in the entertainment industry still depends on whether the ancestors reward the food.
Lu Zhicheng frowned and said, "Don't be careless. Although the time is urgent, you can't relax at all."
"Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on them. If it's you, this show will be recorded the day after tomorrow. What's your plan?"
"What else can I plan, I'll just take the rhubarb to go."
System Tianyin: "The task of fighting for favor has started. Players must defeat their competitors to get tickets to the show, otherwise the fan value will be deducted by [-]."
what?
The cat's ears moved, and he cheered up all of a sudden.
What did he hear, the male god actually wanted to bring rhubarb instead of himself!
Xia Chen stood up straight with a swipe, and protested to Landing City: "Meow!" Take Ben Meow!Take meow!
One must know that he is shouldering the task of gathering 1000 million true fans, but if he is not brought along, is there any justice in this world!
"Hahaha, look, your Erhuang disagrees." Qin Yang pointed at Xia Chen and laughed, not without the psychology of watching a show.
He has been in contact with Erhuang for just a few hours, and he has developed a strong interest in this extraordinary Chinese pastoral cat. Now he wants to see Erhuang show more interesting performances. Every time Erhuang calls, he Want to figure out what it means.
"No, it's too small, it will lose." Lu Zhicheng refused without mercy.
The variety show "Where Are the Pets Going" is not a pet beauty contest, and Lu Zhicheng, who has already learned about the relevant content through the inside, is absolutely impossible to send the young and frail Erhuang to appear on the stage.
It doesn't matter if you don't participate, once you participate, he is bound to win the first place.
"Meow Meow Meow!" Meow will not lose, tell me, whether it is a fight or a fight, Meow will show you!
Lu Zhicheng said coldly: "It's useless to plead for mercy."
Xia Chen saw that Lu Zhicheng's eyes were firm and hard to break, so he turned his begging eyes to Qin Yang, his true fan.His fan value is still one until now, if one hundred is deducted all of a sudden, wouldn't it be a negative number, then when will his road to becoming a god come to an end.
Qin Yang gloated: "Look at me, I'm useless, I can't make the decision."
Xia Chen thought about it left and right, and there was one that he hadn't conquered yet.
"Meow" Meow wants to go to the show, can you let me?
"Wang!" Wang also wanted to go, so he couldn't help you.
"Meow~" Really can't, please, meow really can't lose this opportunity~
Da Huang stood up straight away and left the living room silently, refusing to answer Er Huang's question.
"Hahahaha, look at what these two stupid people are discussing, hahahaha, you can't laugh at me to death."
Qin Yang, who was observing everything, burst out laughing, which drew two supercilious looks from Lu Zhicheng and Xia Chen.
Xia Chen looked at Lu Zhicheng, and said silently in his heart, hum, if you don't let me go, do you think I really can't go?It’s just a broken drawing, just wait and see Ben Meow’s wonderful performance in "Where Are the Pets Going", Ben Meow swears that not only will he win the first place, but he will never give you a frontal shot!
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☆, meow's heartache
"Meow?" God, why are you looking at me like that?
Could it be that Meow's plan was discovered by Lu Zhicheng?Xia Chen shuddered all over, looking at Lu Zhicheng warily.
Lu Zhicheng said to the kitten with a serious expression, "Erhuang, it's already eleven o'clock in the evening."
"Meow?" So what?
"So, it's time for you to sleep."
Xia Chen didn't understand what the male god wanted to say, until the male god grabbed his body with his hands and walked out of his bedroom.
"Meow meow!" Let go of me, I want to sleep on the same bed with you!
Of course, how could Lu Zhicheng allow Erhuang to sleep in his bedroom and disturb his sleep, but there is no cat litter in the house yet, so he can only let him share a room with others first.Lu Zhicheng hesitated for half a second at the intersection of going to Qin Yang and Dahuang, and finally decided to give the choice to the kitten himself.
Lu Zhicheng put down the kitten and said to it, "This is Qin Yang's room, and that is Da Huang's room. You choose."
Erhuang stayed where he was, and looked at Lu Zhicheng with his round and big eyes without blinking, pretending that he didn't understand anything.
Lu Zhicheng turned around and went back to the room, and it followed behind Lu Zhicheng like a cat.Lu Zhicheng stopped, and it just squatted on the carpet and screamed pitifully.
"Meow~" So what if I let Meow live with you, Meow is so obedient, she will never sleep on your face at night.
"no--"
Lu Zhicheng, who had never been able to understand cat language, was exceptionally sober at this moment. He squatted halfway on the ground, his perfect handsome face was facing Xia Chen without any concealment, his bottomless black pupils were like a deep pool, Everyone drowned.Xia Chen froze on the spot, watching the male god stretch out his slender fingers, and lightly tap on his nose.Forgetting everything, Xia Chen stuck out his tender tongue in a daze, and licked it lightly.
Lu Zhicheng was taken aback by the kitten's soft and moist tongue, and the hand that was about to withdraw took advantage of the situation to stroke the kitten's fluffy fur.Lu Zhicheng narrowed his eyes slightly. Although this cat is thinner, it has to be said that it feels really good in the hand.
"You can't even act like a baby."
Lu Zhicheng picked up the kitten again, and walked to Dahuang's bedroom without giving Erhuang any chance to choose.Xia Chen struggled in Lu Zhicheng's hands, but now he is like the Monkey King who is writhing in the palm of Buddha Tathagata, he can't escape the shackles no matter what.He watched helplessly as he was placed on the sofa, and then saw Dahuang approaching his body, holding him down with one paw.
"You did a good job, Rhubarb, let him live with you temporarily tonight."
Xia Chen screamed miserably: "Meow——"
It's a pity that the male god has already left and can't hear it anymore.
"Woof!" Erhuang, hurry up and go to bed!
Xia Chen glanced at the stupid dog angrily, and reluctantly accepted the fact that he couldn't sleep with the male god.
Seeing that he was much quieter, Rhubarb let go of his paws and went back to his kennel to continue sleeping.Half an hour later, a small pale yellow figure jumped off the sofa, and Rhubarb, who had already fallen asleep, was completely ignorant.
The door was simply closed, not locked.For the current Xia Chen, it was not enough to stop him, he jumped hard, and then opened the door with his claws.
At this moment, all the lights in the villa were turned off, but Xia Chen walked through the huge corridor unaffected.
Relying on his memory, he walked to Lu Zhicheng's room, Xia Chen was pleasantly surprised to find that the male god was taking a shower in the bathroom, it was a godsend.Xia Chen jumped up, perfectly landed on the big bed, got into the quilt, and then began to look for an extremely comfortable place.
Lu Zhicheng walked out of the bathroom, and at first glance, he found that his bed had been moved.
He frowned and pulled back the quilt. Sure enough, a certain cat was lying on the bed and sleeping carelessly. He even listened carefully, and there were small purring sounds one after another.He sighed secretly in his heart, he really didn't know whether it was right or wrong to provoke this annoying little goblin.But in the end, Lu Zhicheng still didn't have the heart to disturb the sleeping kitten, but decided in his heart that he must buy a cat litter for him tomorrow.
Carefully lying on the bed, turning off the light and closing his eyes, the occasional snoring in the darkness made Lu Zhicheng feel a little sleepless.
For many years, since that incident, he has never allowed anyone or anything to get so close to him.
After all, he is a person who has lived two lifetimes, and he does not want to repeat the mistakes of the previous lifetime.
Feeling the kitten's furry body approaching his skin, he had the urge to avoid it for a moment, but in the next second he laughed out loud.
It's just a kitten, so I'm too surprised.
One person and one cat fell asleep one after another.
Until the morning sunlight covered the whole room, Lu Zhicheng woke up feeling that he couldn't breathe well, but found that he couldn't open his eyes at all.
With a blank expression on his hand, Lu Zhicheng took a certain cat down, and Lu Zhicheng suddenly felt that his hunch last night was right.
"Meow~" Xia Chen turned over in dissatisfaction, his posture was even more indulgent, unaware that the male god had quietly listed it as the number one dangerous thing.
"Huh? Lu Zhicheng, what are you doing up so early?" Qin Yang was preparing for breakfast, but found that Lu Zhicheng was ready to go, he couldn't help wondering.
Lu Zhicheng expressionless: "Go buy a nest."
Qin Yang suddenly realized: "Oh, it's buying a nest for Erhuang. I can do this kind of thing. After all, you are not suitable for publicity."
Lu Zhicheng took out the mask he had prepared a long time ago and put it on his face, Qin Yang was speechless.
He knew that with Erhuang's virtue, if he didn't buy it himself, he would definitely make trouble again, so he might as well solve it all at once.
"Wait, you should take Erhuang with you by the way." Qin Yang thought for a while and added, "Let the veterinarian take a look at his body and vaccinate him by the way."
So Erhuang was awakened from her dream, not knowing what kind of human tragedy was waiting for her.
"Erhuang seems to belong to a male." Qin Yang sat on the passenger seat holding Erhuang, observing with great interest.
"Meow!" Nonsense, of course the young master is male!What do you look at? Believe it or not, I'll dig out your eyes!
Qin Yang looked at the vicious kitten, rolled his eyes and smiled intentionally: "Hey, but Erhuang is about to become a cat father-in-law, so he has no chance to date a girl."
Seeing the kitten's eyes as if struck by lightning, Qin Yang smiled even more happily.Who made Erhuang always be so fierce to him, it's good to scare it.
Xia Chen looked at Qin Yang in disbelief, and then at Lu Zhicheng who was driving with a blank face, the whole cat was not well.
Cat father-in-law or something, don't!
He knows that it is good for cats to be sterilized, but God, he is a human being and not a cat, taking away his dignity as a man, how will he be a human being in the future, and how will he have the face to survive in the future.
He has become a father-in-law, so why would he bother that god to turn back into a human, he might as well be a cat for the rest of his life.
"What's the matter, my Erhuang is sad? Yoyo, are you really sad?"
The kitten didn't yell at him as usual, but just lay quietly in his palm.
Tears wet the palms, one drop after another, as if it was raining.
Qin Yang panicked, he just wanted to tease Erhuang, seeing how angry Erhuang was, who would have thought that this incident would have such a big blow to Erhuang, seeing the sad look of the kitten, Qin Yang felt All kinds of discomfort.
Lu Zhicheng seemed to have sensed that something was wrong with the atmosphere. He turned his head, looked at Qin Yang's flustered expression, and sighed secretly, what is this called? If you don't die, you won't die.
"At the veterinary hospital."
"Meow!"
Xia Chen's hair exploded all of a sudden, he raised his body high, and looked at the two of them vigilantly, his eyes seemed to say that whoever dares to touch me, I will do my best.
Lu Zhicheng looked at the kitten, stretched out his right hand without any fear, and wiped away the traces of tears for it.
"Don't worry, if you don't want to, I won't force you."
Xia Chen was stunned.
Looking at Lu Zhicheng's face, he suddenly wanted to cry a lot.
It was not his wish to change from a human to a cat.Although he chose to accept this matter calmly, it does not mean that there is no pain in his heart.Especially when Qin Yang mentioned the matter of sterilization, Xia Chen felt that his whole negative emotions exploded in an instant.However, at this moment, Lu Zhicheng gave himself peace of mind and warmth.
For such a caring male god, Xia Chen decided to repay with practical actions.
So he swooped and jumped on Lu Zhicheng, and the cat's paws that were too late to retract hung on Lu Zhicheng's expensive coat, leaving indelible marks.
Lu Zhicheng looked at Xia Chen expressionlessly.
Xia Chen lowered his head, feeling his cat's face was a little hot.
The emotion that Lu Zhicheng brought to Xia Chen did not last long, because just 10 minutes later, Xia Chen was forced on the operating table and received a severe injection in his ass.
"Aw!" Meow is so painful!
Xia Chen's ghostly roar could be heard in the entire pet hospital, all the pets and owners cast their gazes in Xia Chen's direction, showing affectionate expressions.
Lying on the operating table and thinking about the cat's life, Xia Chen experienced for the first time what it means to say nothing, and what it means to be impermanent.
"Er Huang looks miserable."
"It's okay, it's just an injection."
Xia Chen yelled at the two of them: "Meow!" as if it wasn't Meow who got the injection but you!
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In the blink of an eye.
The days of cats flying and dogs jumping in the family of superstars in the entertainment industry have come to an end for the time being, because tomorrow morning will be the day when "Where Are Our Pets Going" will officially start filming.
Because it is a secret filming, participating stars will be required to bring only pets to the assembly location, and even mobile phones are not allowed.
Lying in his super luxurious cat bed and secretly planning, Xia Chen suffered from insomnia for the first time.
After two days of observation, he found that Dahuang liked a bone-shaped plush toy the most, and he would play with it for a long time every day.So Xia Chen decided to start with this plush toy.
Rhubarb lives next door to him, and at this time, Rhubarb is sleeping.
Xia Chen sneaked in the door and saw the bone toy next to Da Huang's kennel, his cat's eyes lit up, and he slowly approached the goal of his trip, put the toy on his head, and smuggled the toy away one after another He went out, put the toys in the kitchen, jumped onto the chopping board tirelessly, pulled all the soy sauce, vinegar, ketchup and other things down, making the ground a mess, and then he retired with his excellent bounce Force, leave elsewhere.
After finishing all this, Xia Chen returned to his room to sleep contentedly.
Although there is no male god around him, but because he is in a happy mood, he sleeps soundly.
Early the next morning.
Lu Zhicheng, who got up early, looked at the colorful colors on Rhubarb's body speechlessly, and didn't know what to say for a moment.
"Rhubarb, you disappoint me so much."
"Woof!" Master, let's go to the show!Rhubarb bit his favorite toy, and shouted to Landing City excitedly.
As everyone knows, with his current appearance, he has completely lost the opportunity to participate in the show.
Seeing the miserable situation in the kitchen, Lu Zhicheng frowned.
It must be too late to bathe Rhubarb now, there is only one way, and that is to take Erhuang with her.
And relying on his understanding of rhubarb, it would never do such a stupid thing in normal times, the only possibility is - framed.
Lu Zhicheng silently turned on the surveillance video, looked at the sneaky figure of a certain cat on the screen, and let out a long sigh.
In order to participate in the show and do this kind of thing, Erhuang, you are also very hardworking.
Although he really didn't want to encourage Erhuang's unhealthy tendencies, but time was urgent, and it seemed that he had no other choice, so Lu Zhicheng had to go to Erhuang's room to wake up a certain scheming cat who was sleeping soundly.
"Meow?" Xia Chen, who did bad things last night, didn't wake up, and yelled in a daze, refusing to open his eyes.
"I'll count to three, and if I don't wake up, I'll go to the pet store and pick one to take away."
System Tianyin: "Complete the task of fighting for favor, and reward [-] fan points."
Xia Chen turned over in a jerk and got up, looking at Lu Zhicheng expectantly with his big blue eyes.
Great, his plan has succeeded, Lu Zhicheng is going to take himself to "Where Are the Pets Going"!At the thought of being able to participate in the show, Xia Chen was terribly excited.
In his mind, he couldn't help but think that he won the love of thousands of audiences with his elegant figure and gorgeous performance, directly won 1000 million true love fans, and reached the pinnacle of Maosheng.
"Meow!" Let's go, Ben Meow is ready!
Xia Chen raised his little head and looked at Lu Zhicheng with great air, but Lu Zhicheng flicked his nose lightly with his finger.
"Ow!"
Xia Chen covered his little nose aggrievedly, not knowing why the male god suddenly became so cruel, he looked at Lu Zhicheng with tears in his eyes, as if he was about to cry.
Of course Lu Zhicheng knew that Erhuang would be in pain, but he was very firm.You can't let the kitten know that everything you do is right. As his master, he has the responsibility to educate him well.
"Let's not take this as an example. If you continue to bully Rhubarb, I'm really going to consider sterilizing you."
Xia Chen's eyes widened, and he clamped his hind legs in pain, fearing that one day his balls would really disappear.He couldn't understand why Lu Zhicheng knew so much about what he did, but now he has got the opportunity to be on the show, so
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