God, please go away [Transmigration Book]

Is Chi Yan weak?No, he is very powerful. On the mainland, even the city lords of the top ten warrior cities, it is difficult to reach the level of martial saints. Many city lords are city lords who are in the realm of Wuhuang, and they are promoted to martial arts at the position of city lords St.Chi Yan is only in his 30s and is a Martial Saint. He is currently known as the most promising person in the entire continent to become a Martial God. He also came from a grassroots background and eventually became a Saint-level figure. He is also ranked at the top of the mainland. He is definitely a model of inspiration. It is also the trajectory of the protagonist.

Such a powerful person, but now he is forced to become a bare-bones commander by a group of bandits who are chased down like chickens. Is Gu Yan too strong?Of course not, Zhong Pang is just a great magister + junior martial artist, no matter how you look at it, he can't beat Chi Yan.

But in war, the emphasis is on knowing yourself and the enemy, and taking the lead.Seven-year-old Guo Jing was able to stab Chen Xuanfeng to death, who made the Jiangnan Seven Monsters helpless, and Gu Yan, who was a great magister and dug a lot of traps for Chi Yan, wanted to isolate him and turn him into a smooth commander. easy thing.The most sympathetic thing is that Chi Yan still doesn't know that all his subordinates have been put down, and he walks towards the deep hole Gu Zhongpang dug firmly without fear.

Chuhan pretended to be lucky to have lost his way and met the city lord by chance, and the two walked back to back and walked slowly all the way to the top of the mountain.On the way, he encountered a few cold arrows and simple traps, but these things were not worth mentioning in Chi Yan's eyes, traps that could be solved with a breath.Chi Yan, who was originally wary due to the changes in the landscape of the mountains and forests, gradually relaxed his vigilance after a few simple traps that ruined his IQ. He really was a mob, and when poison didn't work on him, it was useless at all.

That's right, the reason why Chi Yan finally decided to go up the mountain to suppress the bandits in person is because of half of the pharmacopoeia, and the second is that these bandits have indeed knocked down many masters with the help of the pharmacopoeia, and Chi Yan has a legend passed down from generation to generation by the lord of Chasing Wind City. The five-poison bead, a treasure that is invulnerable to all poisons, protects the body. He is not afraid of poisons at all, otherwise he would not easily go up the mountain in person, knowing that there are tigers on the mountain, he would prefer to walk on the mountain.

"Five Poison Pearls..." Gu Yan looked at the water mirror he had set up. In the mirror were Chi Yan and Chu Han. All the routes in the entire Heifeng Mountain were covered by Gu Yan's magic. It's like installing a monitor.This is the advantage of a magician. Even at the level of a sword master, the range of grudges that can be perceived is only half of the mountain, but only a great magician can spy on the entire Heifeng Mountain with magic. The reason why the status of a magician competes In addition to the small number, there is naturally a reason for this.For example, even a martial artist is a sharp DPS at most, and a magician, even a mage, is an all-around violent long-distance high-output healer, and also has life skills and auxiliary skills. By the way, he can also serve as a DPS And the function of MT, everyone who plays games knows that DPS is cool, but DPS is easy to find, but reliable nurses are always out of stock.

If any magician peeped at Chi Yan, Wu Sheng would be able to sense other people's prying eyes, but it's a pity that Zhong Fat is not an ordinary magician, but an elf magician.Even though his strength and blood were suppressed by the curse without limit, they couldn't resist the element's love for him.Other magicians use this kind of observation magic, and the magic elements are basically summoned by the spiritual power, but when Gu Yan uses magic, the natural elements of the entire mountain forest are rushed up and down, and Chi Yan can sense the spiritual power. Peeping hard, but unable to perceive these ubiquitous elements.

"Chi Yan has five poison pearls to protect his body, so Chu Han can't be safe and sound all the time." Gu Yan pondered for a moment, then curled his fingers and tapped the back of the chair, "Well, let's fight Chi Yan at the position we arranged Before that, put some powerless medicine powder on it first, and I will use wind magic to control Chuhan to prevent Chuhan from getting any medicine, but he must pretend to be dizzy and faint behind Chi Yan, Chuhan is one of us A sharp knife."

He was able to come up with such a sinister and effective tactic, is he really a war genius?Bahahahahaha, Gu Yan half-lyed on the chair and smiled complacently.

Thief: "..."

This noble, powerful, graceful (bloated) mage, can you pay attention to where you lie before you laugh out loud?It seems to be my seat. In order to show my identity and sit comfortably, I also specially covered it with tiger skin. Don’t you feel that the seat is not right?I'm afraid that I won't be able to sit after the chair is crushed by you. No one can tell the pain in QAQ thief's heart. After Chuhan's intimidation, brainwashing, and brainwashing, many people in the cottage feel that gaining weight is really reliable and A sense of security, and after Gu Yan showed his skills a little bit and killed all of Chi Yan's men, the bandit who was originally brainwashed is now even more eager to stop.Don't look at our Master Gu Yan as being fat, but he is always powerful, always feels safe, and most importantly, always rich!

That's right, in the past few days, Xiaopang has lost his fortune again. He used Chuhan's space magic to go down the mountain and buy a large amount of food up the mountain. Eat hot pot instead of barbecue—the ones who do physical work eat meat, and the rest drink soup. Laias snatched away the hot pot just like this, and Gu Yan and Chu Han snatched it away once.The bandits really had a hard time. In fact, they didn't abuse the captive Chi Yan in terms of food, but they really didn't eat that much.After Zhongpang found out this fact, in order to ensure that he would not starve in his life in the cottage, he took out two crystal coins and asked Chu Han to go down the mountain to buy everyone's rations for nearly half a year.

If that's the only way, that's fine, after all, it was bought with money.And what else does Gu Yan have besides being rich?And natural magic!Isn't it just that there are no vegetables to eat in late autumn? It's okay. It's better than a greenhouse to grow five acres of land with one trick. It's absolutely original farm food, especially delicious.In addition to food, there are medicinal materials that can also promote birth.The reason why Gu Yan dared to spread poison all over the mountains and forests so generously was because in the past few days he had spawned several acres of land with all the herbs he needed.Immediately, all the men, women and children in the cottage felt that our lord Gu Yan was old and reliable!

Therefore, food is the paramount necessity of the people, and only when the people are full can they support the ruling class!The former thief head was laid off in an instant, and the bandits, who were just lab mates, just elected a capable person to be in charge, and now a more powerful one came, and in an instant, the previous one who didn't let people eat Guy gets kicked off, yes, bandits are that realistic.

Gu Yan, who had subdued the entire cottage unintentionally, was already in place at this time, and arrived at the place where he was prepared to kill Chi Yan in advance.Chi Yan has only one person, and his own strength is strong, so he cannot be dealt with by the method of dealing with the ice magic circle. The basic route is sneak attack and sneak attack.As the new bandit on the list, Laias naturally wanted to bring a few skilled bandits to fight Chi Yan in front, while Gu Yan used magic to sneak attack Chi Yan in the dark.Of course, they will be knocked down by Chi Yan, it has been agreed in advance, those who feel that they are almost injured can fall down and pretend to be dead. Chu Han stabbed a knife in the back, anyway, the protagonist is a professional stabber ╮(╯_╰)╭ Once the battle started, the selected bandit sprinkled it with medicinal powder, and the five-poison beads on Chi Yan's waist emitted a faint light , to block the power of these medicinal powders, and when Chu Han felt the gentle breeze blowing around him, he understood Gu Yan's intentions with a tacit understanding, immediately covered his head, swayed two steps, and said weakly: "Head ……dizzy……"

Then he fell on the ground with a puff, the absolute king of acting, all right.

Chi Yan originally had a high opinion of Chu Han's strength, but this time he really didn't expect him to exert too much force. He didn't even give Chu Han a look when he fell, and concentrated his energy and concentrated on vigilance.He was lucky and angry, and slowly observed the surrounding situation. Suddenly, his feet slipped, and the ground was covered with ice, and his entire lower body was frozen by ice!Chi Yan unhurriedly melted the ice with fighting energy. At this time, Sword Emperor's fierce sword energy that pierced the sky came, and Laias appeared from the forest with a group of men, and slashed at Chi Yan with all his strength.

"boom"!Wu Sheng's fighting spirit soared into the sky, knocking away a group of dragon suits who followed, they flew away and fell to the ground, spat out a mouthful of blood, immediately began to pretend to be dizzy, and slowly crawled away while Chi Yan was not paying attention.It hurts to be injured, but Master Gu Yan said that the brothers who participated in the war today doubled their rations and gave them delicious fruits. Emma is so happy. Even if it hurts, Master Gu Yan can heal with magic!Sure enough, Master Chuhan was right, believe in Gu Yan, and you will have eternal life; follow the young city lord of Chenxi City, and you will have meat to eat!

Laias used up some of Chi Yan's grudge in one blow, and he withdrew immediately while he was busy dealing with the ice on his lower body and could not pursue the attack.After only a few seconds of his retreat, Chi Yan shattered the ice on his legs, chased in the direction of Laias' escape, and was roasted by the fire.

The fire affected a wide range, even if he jumped high, he couldn't escape immediately, but it burned around the tree, only burning Chi Yan.The city lord was furious, and he used his fighting spirit to scatter the flames. When the fire dissipated, Laias appeared from behind the fire, slashed at Chi Yan with another sword, and ran away after being hit by another sword, with the assistance of Gu Yanfeng's wings , that really runs faster than a rabbit.

Then Chi Yan experienced tornado wind blade, Laias attack, giant vine tentacles, Laias attack, improved ice magic circle, Laias attack, combined wind and fire magic attack, Laias attack, wind and wood combined magic attack , Laias attack... Gu Yan has already set up countless magic circles at this position, allowing him to quickly manipulate magic from a long distance, and attack alternately with knights. Even if Chi Yan is a sword master, he was caught off guard, very Embarrassed.

Chi Yan, who had consumed a lot of fighting energy, was furious, and the fighting energy all over his body gathered together and hit Laias.The knight condensed all his grudge defenses, and still suffered a little injury, but he vomited blood profusely, pretending to be seriously injured!Finally caught Laias, Chi Yan took a big knife and chopped it down without hesitation, a water curtain stopped Chi Yan's attack, and sure enough, the magician secretly made a move!

Through this battle, Chi Yan guessed that the opponent has two masters, one is the Sword Emperor in front of him, and the other is the hidden magician.While consuming his strength, these two people are probably at the end of their battles.Sure enough, the water curtain couldn't stop Chi Yan from attacking so much, his knife fell towards Laias, Chi Yan showed a smug smile, but unfortunately he only laughed halfway, and felt a chill in his back...

Just like the scenes played countless times in TV dramas, Chi Yan turned his head in disbelief, and saw Chu Han, who had just fainted on the ground, holding a pure black sword that shone like obsidian, and the blade pierced through his body. Body.It's not that Chi Yan didn't protect his body with fighting energy, but this sword broke his fighting energy without obstruction. Is this person too strong, or this sword...

Chi Yan didn't have time to think anymore, Chu Han pulled out his sword with a stern expression, and the mighty city lord of Chasing Wind City fell to the ground with his eyes wide open, as if he was dying.Chu Han searched Chi Yan's body, and sure enough, he found the other half of the Pharmacopoeia, and took away the Five Poison Pearl from Chi Yan's body.

He held the Pharmacopoeia and shouted to Zhong Fatty's hiding place: "Come out, the Pharmacopoeia is in your hands."

By the way, kick Laias: "Yo, useless thing, don't pretend to be dead."

knight:"……"

He thought he really didn't mind killing a lot.

"You are so powerful and so cool!" Zhong Fatty dashed out from his hiding place, jumped into the arms of the male god, kissed Chu Han's face forcefully, and made a loud "chirp", Killing Chi Yan with one sword, our Chuhan is getting stronger and stronger. It won't be long before we will be promoted and raised, become the chief sword god, become the handsome city lord, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life!"

Lias: "..."

Feeling that his attack just now was in vain, right?

The frost on Chuhan's face finally subsided a little. He held his fat buttocks with one hand, hugged a 200-jin koala in his arms, and stuffed the five-poison pearl and the pharmacopoeia into it with the other hand. In Gu Yan's clothes, by the way, he squeezed his stomach and squeezed a little bit of oil, and his movements were very skillful.

Gu Yan secretly squeezed a cold sweat, the protagonist, you are a tortured snake spirit, he is just attacking with Laias, the blackness on the protagonist's face can't be held back and fully manifested!Emma has not turned into a black man, so Jiang Zi, after finishing the copy of the forest of the dead and getting the new usage skills of chrysanthemum, will he still have a way out? .After listening to Gu Yan's nonsense praise, the male god lightly stroked Gu Yan's tender and fat face and said, "Will you marry Bai Fumei? It is indeed very white and beautiful, and you are old and rich."

Gu Yan: (ˉ□ˉ)

Was the male god just... teasing him?Emma is so handsome, having a handsome male friend is really outrageous and blames me for being happy o(≧v≦)o~~

Bringing Chi Yan's body and all the captives back to the village, Gu Yan stomped on the ground and handsomely on the thief's head chair, and said domineeringly: "From today onwards, we are no longer bandits. The ruling class that oppresses the people, we have turned over and become the masters! Everyone follow me, cheers!"

"Do it!" A group of men cheered loudly, raising their wine bowls and drank in one gulp.Just now, Gu Zhongpang, who was full of high-spirited and heroic spirit, picked up the bowl in a particularly stylish way, raised his head, took a sip, drank a small sip, spit out the hot tongue, and threw the rest to Chuhan.Emma bandits, should you add chili oil to this wine?In such a primitive society, there is wine with such a high alcohol content. Isn’t red wine popular in the Western fantasy world? What’s the matter with burning knives!In modern society, [-]% wine is regarded as high alcohol content, and everyone drinks [-]% wine in small sips. What he is drinking now is definitely industrial alcohol and treats it like white water. Emma’s throat is about to burn out QAQ "cough cough , cough cough, cough cough cough cough, cough cough cough cough..." Gu Yan's cough became more and more intense, almost as if he was about to cough out his lungs.Chuhan was a little distressed and wanted to go forward to speak for him, but was grabbed by the annoying useless sword emperor waste knight: "This is his stage, and he will eventually become the commander of the party. You have been protecting him so much that you want to let him live forever." Can't you grow up?"

Chu Han stopped, glanced coldly at the knight, and finally took back his steps.

Fortunately, Xiaopang knows magic. He healed his throat with water magic, and then said: "Brothers, remember that our victory today, the result of everyone's unity, is worth celebrating! But Chi Yan is just One of the city lords of Wind Chasing City in the past. He is not the first, nor the last. He did not build the underground laboratory. He is just a link in the decadent rule. If you want to be truly free, disintegrate the top management of Wind Chasing City from the inside , to make public the inhuman experiments they have been doing and the things that hurt civilians, so that the people can be truly liberated! Now, we have won the first stage of victory, and the next step is to collect intelligence and arrest the people who are conducting experiments with them , collect evidence, and overthrow the rule. The City of Chasing Wind is a city of freedom, so naturally we must be the masters of our own affairs, and everyone has the right to criticize, advise, and supervise high-level officials, right!"

"Yes!" A group of men who had eaten too much and drank too much were stirred up by Gu Yan, as if a better life would come immediately in the next second, and they were about to return to Chasing Wind City, get rid of their invisible identities, and truly be themselves.

Gu Yan also drank a little too much, and every time he fanned the fan, he had to take a sip of wine, even if he drank the light wine prepared by Chu Han later, he drank a bowl every time, and he was a little confused in the end.

The middle-fat man sat on a tiger-skin chair with a big horse and a golden knife, patted the thief standing beside him with sleepy eyes: "You! You have worked hard! I have been leading them to live a hard life, really, no, It's not easy! Let it go, don't worry, you will be able to go back soon!"

The bandit leader doesn't care who is the leader since Chi Yan's death. Now he has changed his name to bandit B, and holding Gu Yan's hand with tears in his eyes, he said: "Brother, you really saved all of us, and even the city of Zhuifeng. All civilians and adventurers! Only you can be our city lord, stay here!"

"No..." Gu Yan shook his head, "Brother! It's just, a legend...a legend! It, can't, stay in the world, hehehehehehe..."

Looking at Gu Yan's slightly red and smirking face, bandit B was a little confused, did Brother Emma drink too much?Is brother so bad at drinking?He clearly saw Brother Chuhan change the wine before!

Feeling that his hands were a bit chilly, Bandit B immediately put down Gu Yan's fat claws that he was holding tightly. Finally, Chu Han couldn't help but walked over, glanced at Bandit B, helped Gu Yan up and said, "It has been arranged. It’s good to defend against the magic circle. You don’t need to be on duty tonight, just drink as much as you want. Gu Yan is already tired from fighting during the day, so I’ll take him back to rest, and you can drink it yourself.”

All the bandits cheered, and after Chu Han helped Gu Yan go away, they immediately laughed or cried bitterly one by one.They've been stuck for far too long and need some crazy vent.

The knight looked at the bandits and sighed lowly. He remembered that he was also a nobleman back then, who inherited a large area of ​​land, received a high education, and behaved gracefully. He kept his demeanor at all times, even in battle. .In the past, the biggest problem for the knights who received the knight title was how to be handsome while fighting, never let yourself be in a state of distress, even if you are sweating, you should be personable, and you should be more disciplined when fighting, salute first to show your opponent respect, and then swung the sword in a rigid manner, striking squarely.But now... When I first met Gu Yan, he still wanted to use money to buy the best carriage, wear the best clothes, and live in the best room, but now he killed and rode a beast and walked from Duanai Canyon on foot for three or four days , wearing the old clothes that the bandits have washed white, living in tents with roofs, ventilated and soundproof tents, and thatched houses in the cottage.He used to be such a gentleman, but now he is doing everything for victory, using all kinds of tricks, his morals are smashed to pieces, and etiquette is forgotten.This is all thanks to a fat man.

However, very free.

The knight picked up a wine jar, holding a large bowl that had been used by countless people, and walked to the roof of the hall. While looking at the starry sky, while listening to the howling ghosts and wolves in the hall, he drank the wine in the bowl little by little.Such a free life is full of fresh taste, which makes people addicted and unable to extricate themselves.The family territory is still there. If the news of his disappearance in Tianzhu City spreads like this, if he does not return home to take over the family business for more than a year, the property will be inherited by his uncle...

But these don't matter, didn't a certain fat man say that he is old and rich, so he should be able to support a spendthrift knight like him, right?

The handsome blond guy smiled and drank the wine in the bowl.I just felt that drinking from a silver goblet was not grand enough in the past, so I drank directly from the jar.

At the beginning, Gu Zhongpang was supported by Chu Han to leave the hall, and then he hung on the male god, staring at the handsome guy obsessively, and said, "You...you are... pretty, hehehehehe..."

Chu Han smiled knowingly, feeling a little itchy in his heart, but considering that he hadn't returned to the room yet, he just gnawed on the fat round face and was not willing to use force.

"Beauty and...beast, beauty, why... like and bite people like a beast..." Gu Yan touched his slightly painful face, puzzled, finally shook his head, touched Chu Han's face and asked: " Handsome guy, are you my male god?"

"No," Chu Han's voice was hoarse, his eyes were full of passion, and he hugged Zhong Fat tightly, "You are my male god."

"Hey hey hey..." Gu Yan smirked, and nodded Chuhan's nose, "You are very good, I like it!"

At that time, Chu Han had already carried the drunk bear who didn't hold much alcohol back to the room, arranged a magic circle so that no one would be disturbed, put him on the bed, and helped him undress and wipe himself.A large soft white belly was exposed, and Chu Han only felt dizzy for a while, the top of his head was congested, his footsteps were sloppy, and he couldn't hold the towel with his hands.

Gu Yan was still looking at Chu Han with a smirk, he just felt that he was lucky to be able to find such a top-notch handsome guy to spend the night, by the way, the handsome guy is blind, can he fall in love with a fat guy like him?Emma is really a god, and the god is Chuhan.

"Chuhan?" Gu Yan called out hesitantly.

"Here." Chuhan held Gu Yan's hand and kissed it delicately.

"Let me teach you one thing," Gu Yan grabbed Chu Han, leaned into his ear, and said mysteriously, "You are an idiot, you only know how to use your hands, idiot!"

Chu Han's eyes lit up slightly, he approached Gu Yan, and asked coaxingly: "Then... what else can we use between us?"

"Hey hey..." Zhong Fat narrowed his eyes, smiled very cutely, put his arms around Chu Han and said, "Serve Master well, and Master will teach you the next step."

"Okay." Chu Han hugged Gu Yan, kissed devoutly, and the fat man's clothes slipped off.

I'll give you some sweetness, so I won't tell you everything.Gu Yan thought in a daze, and kissed Chu Han with his mouth pouted.

When I woke up the next day, my head was heavy and my head was hurting. Why are my cheeks still so sore?Shouldn't your wrist be sore?Gu Yan looked at Chu Han who was lying next to him in doubt, his male god's eyes sank into the night, his sword-browed star pupils, seeing Gu Yan wake up with a smile, immediately a hundred flowers bloomed and stars fell.

Gu Yan: "..."

etc!Something's wrong, the male god's enchanting speed has been upgraded again!