God, please go away [Transmigration Book]

"Hohohoho...you're here again." The old and vicissitudes of life sounded like a horror movie in the darkened library every day. Gu Xiaopang, who was already 17 years old and was about to be in the third grade, shivered. After two years, I still get scared when I should be scared!Master Library, why do you look more wizard than black mage?You look drier every day, not to mention, laughing is scarier than making faces, sir, are you sure you are not an undercover agent from the dark world?

After two years of unremitting efforts, the library has taken on a new look, the spider webs are gone, and more than half of the books are neatly placed on the shelves. Xiaopang has carefully done name tags and book classification. Now, half of the library is Half of the scrap collection station (=_=) has really turned into a library!The two years of hard work have not been in vain. I believe that when he graduates, the library will be completely tidied up. Although no one commends him, it is a sense of accomplishment to think about it.And a month ago, Gu Yan finally managed to get the sweeping monk and the library uncle to look at him differently. The uncle who had been dozing off with a blank face, he laughed, he actually laughed!

Gu Yan: I suddenly feel like I don’t want to come, how can I break it (⊙_⊙)

From then on, every day Gu Yan will get a smile from the uncle, a heartbeat to recall, and a word from the uncle to encourage (injure) encourage (harm) once.In the words of the uncle, alas, I have been looking at the library for so many years and no one has helped me tidy it up. It will be fine after you come, and finally I have a coolie!The young man is very promising. When I retire in the future, I can try to apply to the school for you to stay in school and become a librarian!

Gu Yan: "..."

The library master is a sweeping monk or something, all of them are deceitful (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻In the past two years, Gu Yan couldn’t help tidying up the library of the Magic Academy, even the Warrior Academy. The rich magic academy, the library of the Warrior Academy is relatively poor. There are pure men who cry for their fathers and mothers every semester in the theoretical knowledge exam. Of course, many noble children have a very high theoretical level, but they are full of spider webs. Who would go to a library where you can't find anything after looking through it?

Gu Xiaopang usually reads at the Academy of Magic, and went to the Academy of Warriors on weekends. In two years, he sorted out those thousands of books. He just made a book catalog two days ago and plans to hand it over to the library uncle...Huh?What about uncle?Went to the training ground to beat up the students again!

The librarian, who is strong and strong, but his right leg is slightly lame, can’t sit still at all. Even if his body has suffered hidden injuries, his whole body will ache when he uses fighting qi, and every bone is moaning every time it rains, he can’t stop him. The love of the training ground.He often plays a guest role as a combat training teacher and goes to the training ground to educate students. He must have been a master when he was young. Laias was beaten by the uncle without using vindictiveness. He couldn't even cry. I can't cry.

The only one who can compete with the uncle is Comrade Chuhan, the perverted protagonist, who is still from the Academy of Magic.Introduced by Comrade Ling Feng's little spy, he had a private meeting with the uncle at night, and the two hit it off right away.Chu Han was shocked by the uncle's unfathomable swordsmanship, and the uncle was very interested in Chu Han's perverted physique like a monster.Two unscrupulous people work hand in hand and meet privately every night. After two years of tryst, Chu Han, a guy with super perverted learning ability, is no longer inferior to his uncle in skills.

It is said that there must be a sweeping monk in the library, but he found the wrong library/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

That one is a sweeping monk, and the one on his side is an old wizard =_=

The most shameless thing is that when Gu Yan was sorting out the collection of books in the Wuzhe Academy, Chu Han stopped by to visit the class, took out a stack of waste papers from the garbage dump, and unexpectedly found a letter left by a certain Wuzhe Academy back then!Although there are only a few words, it is of great help to the cultivation of battle qi.Chuhan took that book and hooked up with the uncle for a whole week, and didn't go back to the room to sleep for a week!When we meet next week, the color of fighting spirit has changed to green-martial commander level, and the cheating is simply too unscrupulous!

Fortunately, there is no triple jump in Chuhan's magic, but from a fifth-level advanced magician to a first-level one, which completes all the basic knowledge that Chuhan did not learn before, completely solidified the foundation, and laid a solid foundation for future upgrades foundation.

On the other hand, Gu Yan, in order to keep in shape, is still a third-level senior magician, still tidying up the library, trying to imitate the protagonist and pull out a stack of waste paper from the garbage dump, that is really a stack of waste paper =_=

As for the books he dug out from the library, he did find many autobiographies of senior masters.After careful study, they are all the romantic history of masters (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, in modern times, they are obscene books that go to prison every minute, and are used to poison teenagers. Gu Yantong sealed them with general magic, and his strength Don't come to the library to read pornographic books if you haven't cracked the seal of a senior magician.

I don't know if it was affected by his bad luck, but the protagonist came to help him find books but couldn't find any good books.After two years, I only got the old man's frightening smile, which is really sad.

"Looking too long is not good for your eyes, so let's stop here today." A pair of hands that were bigger and stronger than two years ago gently and firmly covered Gu Yan's eyes, the palms were cool and dry, and they were pasted on the skin that was suffering from eye fatigue. Indescribably comfortable on hot eyes.

A faint white light was released from the palm, and the eyes that were dry before were suddenly relieved, as comfortable as resting for a whole night.With this kind of magical assistance, no matter how many books you read, you will not get short-sighted. Magic is really a good thing.Gu Yan put down the book in his hand and turned his head, facing a bright smile, almost blinded by the holy light in the smile on the spot, and his brain was dizzy for a while.

Fuck, the male god is getting more and more handsome every day, and his legs are getting worse and worse!

Chu Han, who was only 17 years old and was 1.8 meters tall, stretched out his long arms and held Gu Yanshun in his arms.One of the advantages of being tall is that the arms are long, so long that he can finally hold Gu Xiaopang in his arms, and Chu Han is very satisfied with this.Gu Yan was hijacked successfully, so he had to follow along with a red face, it was really not because he was tempted, but because the male god was too immoral, it must be the fault of the male god!

After the two left, the librarian opened his cloudy eyes, and a gleam of light flashed in them.His eyes fell on the torn book that Gu Yan hadn't had time to open before, and he sighed: "It's the first time I've seen such a diligent child in so many years. I'm about to be discovered, Phipps Fade."

The torn book suddenly floated up gently, flew to the bookshelf that Gu Yan had sorted out without anyone controlling it, quietly inserted himself into thousands of books, and disappeared into the sea of ​​books again.

"Alas... Sure enough, this is not okay?" The library uncle sighed softly, "As long as you don't get light, no matter how tough you are, it won't work? Phipps, you are too picky."

The bookshelf containing the torn books shook violently, as if protesting strongly.The uncle's face full of vicissitudes of time showed a nostalgic smile, as if he was remembering something.The mysterious and powerful No. [-] Dharma God in the legend, but who knows that he is actually a grumpy and stubborn person.No. [-] Dharma God and No. [-] Martial God...Thousands of years, it's really nostalgic.

"I bet you," the uncle said to the book, "that kid will find you. No matter how hard you hide, he will be able to find you."

The bookshelf vibrated again, as if protesting, the uncle laughed.

"I have good news for you," Chu Han continued to show Gu Yan a blinding smile, "I went to the Church of Light to confess, and I met a girl named An Qi. She is very interested in my light magic , we chatted for a while, and she said, according to the records of the Temple of Light, all dark forces can be dispelled by light, and your black magic is no exception. With my aptitude, it will succeed one day. She has promised me that she can borrow it secretly Give me the key to the library of the Temple of Light, and you can read books secretly at night. With the secret books of the Church of Light, there must be a way to lift your curse."

Gu Yan: "..."

Angie, your sister, that is the next saint of the temple!When he reaped the uncle's smile, has the protagonist already unceremoniously reaped the heart of the saint?Protagonist, what did you do to make the saint lend you the key after only seeing you once?Could it be that she had sex in the church, fell!

You must know that the books in the Temple of Light are all sacred books. Only the old pope and the saint have the keys. Ordinary clergy are only eligible to worship the sacred books in the library for two hours when they are in office. This is like a forbidden place. , The saint actually gave the key to the protagonist just like that, and it was the first time they met, who would believe it if they didn't make love!In fact, there was such a plot in the original book, but it was when the protagonist reunited with An Qi when she was 20 years old. At that time, An Qi was facing a moral assessment before becoming a saint, and her rival almost ruined her innocence by framing the saint. , the protagonist fell into the arms of a half-naked girl while walking, and rescued An Qi, successfully gained the favor of the saint, entered the library and stole all the secret magic of the Holy See.

Although the plot is a bit bloody, it is reasonable anyway. Now An Qi has not even become a saint, and there is no plot of a hero saving the beauty. Why should she lend the key to the protagonist!

Seeing Gu Yan's suspicious expression, Chu Han quickly explained: "It's like this. When I met her, she was secretly hiding in the priest's confession room and crying. Because she still failed to cast light magic today, she was scolded by her father. During my confession, I found a girl crying across the cubicle, so I told her about my light magic experience, and summoned light elements into her body, allowing her to learn a difficult magic. She had heard my experience before. Confession, in order to thank me, I promised to steal my father's key and lend it to me. You don't want that look, she is just a 13-year-old underage girl!"

Gu Yan still squinted his eyes and looked at the protagonist of the stallion with disdain. He knew that the original text was that when the protagonist was 20 years old, An Qi was 16 years old and became an adult candidate for the saint, four years younger than the protagonist.Since the main character became an adult, hormones have been released everywhere, even a 13-year-old girl will not let it go, beast!

Chu Han really looked helpless, since he gradually grew taller, Gu Yan looked at him with contempt day by day.Of course, it's not that kind of contempt, but... In Gu Yan's words, it's called envy, jealousy and hatred.I don't know why, but gradually, there are fewer men around him, but more women.There will always be a group of girls that he doesn't know at all, who insist on coming over to make friends with him, like that student named Yi Chulian, who desperately insists on teaching him the Taijiquan method passed down in his family. He doesn't want to learn it well at all, right? !

The most annoying thing is that these women cling to him to waste his time with Gu Yan, and look at Gu Yan with disgust, making him angry.Gu Yan is obviously the best person in the world, why should he be despised by these vulgar women.And that Miss Feng Jingyi, she turned out to be a senior two years older than them, and she is in the fourth grade this year.I posted it when I went to the Martial Arts Academy to discuss with my uncle, and I didn’t wave the whip. I looked like a little bird, and bullied other girls who came together, which was very unreasonable.Of course, it is indeed a good thing that Feng Jingyi can help him drive away the girls, but what he hates the most is Feng Jingyi, okay?The whip marks that Gu Yan had received were all whipped by Feng Jingyi for him, and he had completely suppressed the darkness in his heart so he could not refrain from burning Feng Jingyi's hair off again.

This eldest lady, who dismissed him when she was dressed in rags and looked ugly, now came up to flatter her...

They are all women with sinister hearts who only look at their faces, how could he like them.But Gu Yan doesn't think so, and always looks at himself with "ah, you're hooking up with a little girl again", his eyes are full of contempt, which causes the current Chuhan to instinctively avoid all females under [-] and over [-] .

But he didn't expect that Gu Yan didn't believe in himself to such an extent, how could he lay hands on a 13-year-old girl... No, he has never laid hands on any woman, okay?

Gu Yan sighed, and lightly patted Chu Han on the shoulder: "Oh, there is something I need to remind you."

"What?" Chu Han put away the depression in his heart, and looked at Gu Yan tenderly. It is his habit to show such a tired expression to Gu Yan, because every time he shows such an expression, Gu Xiaopang's round face They will all be flushed, and their eyes are floating, pretending not to look at him, but in fact they are always peeking at themselves.Every time Gu Yan is like this, Chuhan will feel a sense of satisfaction in his heart, and there is a little emptiness behind the satisfaction, so he can't help but pinch Gu Yan's face and stomach, but now... Pinching his face and stomach is no longer possible. To fill the void in his heart, he wanted more, more...but what?Chu Han knew it all.

"As for me, I know that there are many good qualities in me that are worth learning. But, I have nothing to do with the habit of complaining and can't help talking about it, so you don't want to learn it. Just keep the attitude of a cold and male god, otherwise I will The idol is disillusioned." Gu Yan couldn't bear it, the male god said all the words you thought just now, did you make it up?While talking, you looked at me with wronged eyes, did you make it?Did you do it on purpose or on purpose?Where is my darkened male god who used to be cold and cold, now there is only one Jingba who looks at me with wet "please pick me back" eyes every day!

Since when did Chuhan learn to pretend to be pitiful!If you don’t let him sleep on a bed, he pretends to be pitiful; if you don’t let him follow you, he pretends to be pitiful; when you go to the Warrior Academy to see Lias, he pretends to be pitiful; Nima is obviously the one who messes with women, so it’s him who pretends to be pitiful!It's simply unbearable, the most intolerable thing is that under the deceptive appearance of the male god, no matter how many times I will be deceived, it's too much!

"It's okay, it's for you," Chu Han smiled knowingly, held Gu Yan's fat claws and said, "Only in front of you can I show my true character, and only you can be my harbor."

Gu Yan: "..."

Ever since the male god fell in love with the poetry class of the college, he got used to it numbly.What about Gu Yan, my bird, the bird will cry, well, it should be said, Gu Yan, my camel TAT "The second grade is about to pass, and the next grade we will be the third grade students, and we can choose a tutor. Deputy Tie Yan The dean has already contacted me in private to be my teacher. He is a magician with dual attributes of wind and fire, and will be of great help to you. I will ask him to accept you as a student. This year he will only take us two One." Putting away the joke, Chu Han began to discuss serious matters with Gu Yan.

But Gu Yan was not in the mood to discuss serious matters at all!It is not surprising that Tie Yan accepts the protagonist, but Tie Yan Mingming likes him the most, a fat man who is "delicious, lazy", "bloated and obese", and "doesn't go to class". He should be the one who kneels down and begs Tie Yan to accept him as a disciple. kick aside.Protagonist, what method did you use? It's hard to understand!

"Summer vacation is coming soon. I plan to go to see if the mercenary group has any new missions to take on as before. Are you... still not going home? If you want to go home, I won't pick up the missions. Anyway, the tuition fee is early. That's enough." Chu Han looked at Gu Yan expectantly, and was led home to get the approval of the old city lord... Wait, what's wrong with this kind of expectation?

Speaking of going home, Gu Yan's expression finally turned serious, as Chu Han said, he hasn't been home for two years.It's not that I don't want to go back, but that I can't go back.Every time she contacted Yu Wanrou and wanted to go home, she would be stopped. Yu Wanrou always said that your father was still angry, so don't come back, or her legs would be broken.

Gu Yan believed this excuse for the first year, because he heard Gu Chen's angry roar at the other end of the sound transmission magic circle, to the effect that he should not come back to see me if he is fatter than before going out.At that time, he was really scared by Gu Chen's obsession with losing weight, and he didn't go home since the first grade.But when he was in the second grade, Yu Wanrou still refused to let him go home, Gu Chen seemed to be angry, and his uncle Yuheng even left the imperial capital for two years and never returned. to which city.

Thinking back, on the morning when he left Chenxi City two and a half years ago, Yu Wanrou stuffed a bag and told him to run while Gu Chen was away, so as not to starve to death.At that time, Gu Yan had indeed been starved to death once, and was squeezed by Gu Chen for a whole month, so he ran away.And there was only one Xiaoxi following him on the way, not at all like a young master who was going to go to school on a long journey, but more like... sending the only remaining blood out of the city before the disaster struck.

Thinking about it further, it is completely unreasonable for Gu Chen to let himself lose weight.He clearly knew that his child couldn't lose weight at all, so why did he let him run around the city, losing weight so shockingly, as if... he was showing it to someone.

When he first came to this world, there were too many doubts, but at that time he was ignorant of this place, relying only on the plot, and knew nothing about things outside the plot.When time has passed, the opportunity to pursue the truth has been lost.

From Xiaoxi's incompetence, inexplicable curses to the truth that everyone tried their best to conceal, Gu Yan felt that these things were woven into a big net and shrouded behind him, and he knew nothing about the shadow behind him.

"I'm going home this year." Gu Yan said firmly, this is his home, no matter what, he can't stay away for two years.And... In any case, Dawn City was destroyed after the protagonist turned 26, so even if there is danger now, nothing will happen.He wants to understand the truth of things before everything turns into the worst, and use his familiarity with the plot to find a way to solve it.

"I'll go back with you." Chu Han said immediately.

"Yeah." Gu Yan nodded, although the protagonist always has an accident physique, but with him following, the truth will come out easily, after all, he is a person favored by the rules.

The theoretical knowledge test for this school year is still Gu Yan's first and Chuhan's second. There is no way, when a person has searched all the books in half of the library, the theoretical test may not be difficult for him.The genius Shen Ting came in third, and Gu Yan sympathized with him a little bit. In the original text, neither he nor Chu Han came to the Magic Academy. At that time, this kid should be No.1, but now he has been suppressed for two years in a row. Look at the twisted little face. , are almost perverted.

"Gu Yan," said Young Master Shen, looking condescendingly at Gu Xiaopang, who was sitting in a pile of flesh, "Your theoretical knowledge is very good, can you help me with tutoring this holiday, as a thank you, we have the most classmates Love it!"

Shen Ting held a magic wand in his hand. It was a wand that had a strong effect on magic and was very valuable.You can find a teacher for family tutoring, and you don't need such an expensive gift at all.Shen Ting's move was obviously flattering, and it was definitely not voluntary. Seeing this child's aggrieved, pretty face was out of shape.The gemstone on the staff is a gemstone that can inspire people's magic power. It is the loot dropped by the protagonist who was hunted down by Shen Ting and knocked down the small boss. During the battle, the protagonist's blood flowed onto the gemstone, and the gemstone burst into dazzling light. In the protagonist's body, he awakened his magical ability.

Raiding the copy of Shen Ting lights up the magic talent, harvests a girl, countless gold coins and the hatred value of the Shen family.Chu Han, who has already awakened his magical ability, obviously doesn't need to push this dungeon anymore. Gu Yan doesn't want to talk to this tall, rich and handsome man who has been raised and twisted.

"Sorry," Gu Yan shook his head, "I haven't been home for two years, and I will go back this year."

"That's such a pity." Shen Ting withdrew his staff obviously with a relaxed expression, and his words couldn't have been more perfunctory.Obviously unwilling, probably...someone asked Shen Ting to do this.

Who is the one?Thinking of the name of the person who was stabbed to death at the end in the plot, the son of the legendary ultimate boss, the so-called good friend of the protagonist, Gu Yan couldn't help but sneer.Compared with that seemingly gentle and loyal guy, he actually prefers the domineering Shen Ting.

Gu Yan was already ready to go home. Chu Han was more excited than him. He couldn't sleep a few days before the holiday. He waited for Gu Yan to fall asleep every night and climbed the window to go out. I don't know why... Well, yes I went to the Temple of Light to read the scriptures.This is a chance to lift the curse and give the protagonist a golden finger, and Gu Yan didn't stop him.I just hope that during this period of time, I don't open any new dungeon discovered by the church, which will delay his return home.

Fortunately, this time the God of the plot was favored, and the protagonist was not discovered until the day of the road, and he learned new light magic every day.He displayed holy magic such as purification and healing in front of him every day, but it was a pity that it had no effect on curses.However, under the blessing of the divine light, Gu Xiaopang felt that his body was becoming more and more comfortable every day, and the early cold was not in vain.

After a complete holiday, Chu Han made an appointment with 13-year-old An Qi to secretly learn magic again next semester.During this period of time, An Qi also learned a lot of sacred magic under the help and guidance of Chu Han.Gu Yan rubbed his round chin, the candidate for the saint...would she use the protagonist as a weapon?

Chuhan was noncommittal about this, but said indifferently: "It's just mutual benefit."

Gu Yan: "..."

"Eh? This number... is a bit spectacular..." Gu Yan glanced at the comrades who were on the way home together, Chu Han, Laias, Ling Feng, the group of people who were accepted as younger brothers + Yi Chu Lianfeng Jingyi and Shen Ting? !

Who will tell him what's wrong with this team's lineup =_=