God, please go away [Transmigration Book]

Walking into Han Tingxue's hut again, there is still a figure behind the screen, Gu Yan feels a little itchy in his heart, all kinds of transvestites and pseudo-mothers in modern society blind people's eyes, but most of them are made out of makeup, plastic surgery and hormone injection. This is the first time I have seen a pure natural pseudo-mother ladyboy.As an otaku, when he was reading the article, he was thinking, Han Tingxue not only betrayed the protagonist in exchange for news, but also helped him again and again as a friend. Is this the legendary love and killing?A fake woman like Han Tingxue definitely doesn't like women, so she must like men. Since she likes men, are there other men in the world besides the protagonist?At least under the brilliance of the protagonist, it is too difficult for other men to shine.

Naturally, Han Tingxue could use his method to see the actions of the descendants of the screen. Seeing the fat man shaking his head as if wanting to peek at his own face, his eyes were full of curiosity, Han Tingxue couldn't help wondering if he How would the fat man react if he showed his true colors?

This month, Han Tingxue was not in vain. As the number one intelligence dealer in the mainland, he was naturally able to find out who Gu Xiaopang was. Gu Yan didn't hide his identity, let Han Tingxue know that he was Gu Chen's son, and said It may not be possible to find out what happened back then, and then solve the problem of my obesity curse from the root cause.If you want to hide your identity, you just need to find someone else to buy the news, why bother to come with a fat body that is completely unconcealable.

The slender fingertips gently slid across the portrait of Gu Chen when he was young. Looking at the 400-pound fat man and Gu Xiaopang who has great potential, Han Tingxue couldn't help guessing secretly, with Gu Chen's appearance back then and Yu Wanrou's beauty , if the current Gu Yan's real appearance, how eye-catching it would be.Gu Yan guessed right, Han Tingxue likes men, especially handsome men, and he can’t help but discount handsome men, for example, in the original text, under the appearance of a male god, Han Tingxue almost always loses money in business , and Gu Xiaopang's deal, in all fairness, is expensive, and it's really a big deal.

If Han Tingxue really wanted to find the caster of the black magic back then or find a way to break the curse, the 500 crystal coins would not be a loss, even [-] or [-] would be worth it.But Gu Yan just came to find some news about light, black magic and curse secrets, breaking methods, etc. that schools can't learn. The five hundred slaughters were ruthless enough. The reason is that the fat man does not conform to Han Tingxue's aesthetics. .

But when Han Tingxue found out Gu Yan's identity and the signs of the curse, he became interested. If he could really restore his appearance...it would be a pleasing thing no matter what.

So Han Tingxue decided to give Gu Yan some more news, because he is a handsome guy with potential stocks, and at the same time, he also hopes to see the beauty sooner.

"This guest keeps looking left and right. What is he looking for?" An elegant and seductive voice sounded. Han Tingxue and the protagonist are simply two extremes. It is the ultimate temptation.

"Hey," Xiaopang smiled awkwardly, "Actually... I just saw that your hands are so beautiful, boss, and I want to see what kind of romantic person the owner of this unparalleled hand is."

The protagonist said that Han Tingxue was very useful at the time, but now even though his partner is a fat man, he is still very useful. Praise him, who doesn't like to hear it.

"Want to see me?" The coquettish red lips curled up slightly, "Yes, as long as you have enough money."

money?Gu Yan was taken aback, Emma could really see the face!He doesn't lack money, he is so poor now that he has money left, okay?But you can't just let Han Tingxue get what you want. After all, although you are curious about his appearance, your inner affection for Han Tingxue is actually very low. It is really uncomfortable to give him money directly.

"I'm not short of money, but I'm still a student now, and my family won't give me so much money." Gu Yan rolled his eyes and had an idea, "How about this, I have a house in the capital, and when I get from the Imperial College How about transferring it to the boss after graduation?"

"Young city lord is really smart. He didn't say anything about the white wolf, and threw me a hot potato. That house was given to Yuheng by the second prince, right? You and Yuheng are nephews, so the transfer has nothing to do with it, the second prince." I don't mind either. But after all, this is a gift from someone else. If you want to sell it, no one will dare to sell it. Why don't you throw it to me and treat it as garbage, right?" Obviously, Han Tingxue couldn't hide the matter about the imperial capital. .

"Garbage disposal... Boss, if you say that, the house will cry!" Gu Yan couldn't help complaining.

Seeing the little fat man's depressed expression, Han Tingxue became more interested in his appearance, and said, "But...it's okay like this, Tingxuelou can still afford a house. Let's make a certificate, four years After that, this house will belong to me."

Gu Yan nodded, carefully wrote down the contract, and took out the badge of a high-level magician. This badge also has the function of a seal, but it does not need a printing pad, it has a magic seal, as long as it is stamped, it represents the person.It is not impossible to repent, but if someone uses this contract to go to the Magic Guild to make trouble, this person will be rejected by all magicians in the future, and there cannot be a liar among noble magicians.Gu Yan also used this badge to sign a contract with the protagonist's younger brother, so that everyone could fully trust him.

After Han Tingxue took over the contract, the screen in front of her was removed, and behind the screen was a soft bed. At this time, a soft and firm beauty was leaning against the bed, and Xiaopang was dumbfounded for a moment.

It is true that in this world, no matter male or female, no one can surpass the protagonist's appearance, but the current protagonist is only a teenager after all, his stature has not yet grown, and no matter how handsome he is, he still lacks charm.Han Tingxue in front of me is in her early twenties, when she is the youngest and most beautiful person. A close-fitting robe outlines his thin waist, and the open collar reveals a delicate collarbone. Her whole body exudes a mysterious temperament, which makes people clearly I can see his face clearly, but it seems that I can't see clearly.

In the eyes of others, Han Tingxue was indeed as beautiful as a girl, even her Adam's apple was not so obvious.But in the eyes of Gu Yan, who is born gay, this person is not a shemale, but a natural androgynous extreme beauty. This kind of person can attack as a monster, and accept as a charmer. The 1 circle is still the most popular existence. The most important thing is that this is a pure natural person without any sculpting, makeup and plastic surgery, which is even rarer than giant pandas.This kind of appearance and temperament is simply to challenge his poor hanging silk endurance, it really makes people envious, jealous and hateful!

To put it in a more common way, a person like Han Tingxue, when a woman sees him, he is a handsome guy, when a straight man sees him, he is a woman, when 0 sees him, he thinks it is 1, when 1 sees him, he thinks it is 0,0.5, and when [-] sees him, he knows that he has found the same kind, which is basically A ever-changing evildoer.

Looking at Gu Yan's sluggish face, Han Tingxue was in a good mood, and that's what he wanted. He smiled slightly: "Why? You haven't seen enough beauties, the young city lord, how could you be so attracted to a vulgar fan like me?" Where's the eye?"

Gu Yan shook his head before saying: "A beautiful woman is not enough to make me so amazing, but a beautiful man is different. The boss is really, really... His face is like the moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival, his face is like the flowers of spring dawn, his temples are like knives, and his eyebrows are like knives. Like a painting in ink, with eyes like autumn waves, just a raised eyebrow hides all kinds of amorous feelings."

He was poor at words, and held back for a long time to bring out the sentences describing Jia Baoyu in Dream of Red Mansions, but he still couldn't remember them all, so he had to pick out the words that matched Han Tingxue. If so, he had already greatly pleased Han Tingxue.

There are countless men who praise him for his beauty, but Gu Yan is the first one who can tell that he is a man at a glance, and who still praises himself so sincerely after knowing that he is a man.

In the little fat man's eyes, there was no contempt or lust, just pure appreciation and amazement, looking very clean.Han Tingxue was obsessed with her appearance since she was a child, and she has suffered a lot because of her appearance over the years. When she met Gu Yan, who had no distractions, she was naturally happy. Looking at Gu Xiaopang's fat face for a while, she felt pleasing to the eye , Stretch out your hand and pinch, yo, the soft feel is not bad.

Gu Yan: "..."

Damn, what's wrong with this, go back and pinch your wife's butt, make sure it's more flexible and feels better, why keep pinching his face!No, he compared his face to something =_=

Han Tingxue was in a good mood after being praised, so he took back the things that were originally intended for Gu Yan, and handed him another set of materials.

"I just wanted to tell you something about the restraint and removal of black magic. After all, this is what you bought. But since I have already found out, I'll give you this." Han Tingxue said when you Gu Yan opened the materials , "I can't find out what happened back then, but I know that your family's curse is related to this place."

Han Tingxue's finger clicked on the map, Gu Yan's face changed slightly, and his expression was not good.Although it shouldn't be easy to guess the curse that plagued my magic genius city lord father, I really didn't expect it to be here.

The Forest of the Dead, the largest dark forest in the mainland, in the Forest of the Dead, there are no magic elements except for the dark elements. It is a hell for magicians, and only black magicians can survive in it.Fortunately, warriors can still display their strength in the forest of the dead without being hindered, but there is no light here, and everything with light will be absorbed by the darkness, and those who enter the forest will never return.

Of course, anyone who often reads upgrade-style novels knows that this kind of place sounds scary, but it is actually used to give the protagonist a cheat to upgrade.In most novels, crisis usually represents a turning point, such as the common cliff-edge law, which makes everyone know when they look at the cliff, yo, the protagonist is about to upgrade again.The Forest of the Dead is no exception. This is basically a full-level dungeon that only appeared in the later stages of the novel. The protagonist is in the Forest of the Dead. Both swordsmanship and magic are advanced and become a holy level, which means he has been blackened since then.

This is a dungeon that the protagonist cannot challenge at all at this stage, and it is also a dungeon that Gu Yan absolutely does not want the protagonist to challenge.In fact, when the protagonist stabbed his sister and younger brother wantonly, readers have also guessed whether the male god became like this because he entered the forest of the dead and was eroded by darkness. According to the consistent trend of the plot, the next plot should be the protagonist fighting against himself , Defeat the darkness and become the god of law and sword.But the author of Nima was unfinished, and the protagonist just killed everyone around him and it was over (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻So Gu Yan fell into a desperate dead end again, and the protagonist had to go into the forest to lift the curse— When the protagonist enters the forest, he must be blackened—the blackened must be stabbed to death, so fat and dead must fall in love and kill each other like this!

So tired, I feel like I will never love again QAQ

He basically had everything written on his face, and Han Tingxue could see Xiaopang's despair at a glance: "You don't have to be so pessimistic, in fact, in the forest of the dead, there is a light, the light left by the first Dharma God. Philip S. Fade once said that when the light rises from the cemetery, the gods will come to the earth again. I believe you have heard this legend. Everyone guesses that the secret of breaking through the realm and becoming the god of law lies in the forest of the dead, so No matter how terrible it is there, there are still people rushing to die. You are now a saint-level aptitude, maybe you can find that ray of light in the dark."

Gu Yan didn't care about Han Tingxue's comfort at all, let alone found it, he knew exactly where the light was, because the light was absorbed by the protagonist who is a light magician, that is, the forest of the dead. Gold finger for the main character!There are countless black mages living in the forest of the dead, where is the sanctuary of black mages, where you can go beyond your limits.At the same time, the black mages also know the words left by the first Dharma God, and they have been looking for the light, trying to destroy the existence that threatens their holy land. Unfortunately, it has been fruitless for thousands of years. That thing was born for the protagonist. The protagonist who embraces the secret can get the light, and others can't even get in.

Suddenly desperate, Gu Yan walked out of the hotel with a dark map of the Forest of the Dead, and Han Tingxue chased after him as soon as he went out, pinching Xiaopang's face comfortingly. His desire for sympathy is really because he has a face that has been taken advantage of.So consolation is consolation, sending guests out is considered etiquette. Anyway, no one in this hotel knows his true face, and they will not guess him when they see him. He just listens to the boss of Xuelou. Occasionally letting the world see his beauty is also for the world. Adding color, Han Tingxue has always been so confident.

But... well, in fact, he chased downstairs because Gu Yan was in a lost state and didn't pay the final payment of the 249 crystal coins =_=

He reminded Gu Yan in a low voice, only then did Xiao Pang remember that he hadn't paid, so he took out the money bag and stuffed it into Han Tingxue's hand without checking it. After checking the time, there won't be a single copper coin.

It's not very good to check the money at the gate, but fortunately, Han Tingxue has a special skill, he can feel what coins are inside and how many coins there are just by turning it around. 249 crystal coins, not a lot of them.

Chuhan, who was worried about skipping class, came to Tingxuelou and the first thing he saw was a charming big beauty pinched Gu Yan's face, and said something in his ear, Gu Yan handed it to " She's a purse.Gu Yan thought that what he did was very secretive, but why couldn't Chu Han see that there were hundreds of crystal coins in Gu Yan's purse?He used to be a person who stared at money, and he only needed to pick it up to know.Gu Yan actually gave this "woman" hundreds of crystal coins casually, and it is rare to meet someone who doesn't care about his appearance, so he is simply a liar!

Money doesn't matter, but he is worried that Gu Yan will be deceived and hurt, especially this "woman" is provocative (pinching her face) in every move, she is a "woman" who has been through the world, and she is definitely deceiving Gu Yan.

He rushed forward, snatched the money bag from Han Tingxue with lightning speed, stuffed it into Gu Yan's arms and said: "No matter what 'she' says, you must not believe it, it must be a lie to you. Believe it I, I don't want you to be hurt."

Gu Yan: "..."

"Hey!" Han Tingxue was not happy about being robbed of the money. What was even more frustrating was that she didn't react for a while and let others take the money away. He is the peerless handsome boy Boss Han will be angry as well!

"My little brother, I'm innocent. Your young master got a lot of money from seeing the beauties here. I'm very fair to take the money!"

Gu Yan: "..."

The context of this sentence is slightly wrong...

"You actually..." Chu Han looked at Gu Yan with a distressed look on his face. In the short hour he was late, had Gu Yan been deceived physically and mentally by this "woman"?

"Gu Yancai is only 15 years old, abducting a minor is a crime no matter where it is, I will execute you on the spot right now!" The male god got angry and moved his hands!

Gu Yan: "..."

I'm going to be the protagonist, what did you imagine!

Han Tingxue was robbed of money, so he was naturally very angry. He was just inattentive when he was robbed at the time, and his own strength was too much for Chuhan.Don't look at his youthful appearance, but Han Tingxue is already the King of Martial Arts. In the middle and late stage of the original text, he was upgraded to Martial Master. With the addition of intelligence gathering ability, he is also the younger brother of the main character. Unfortunately, it was exposed later Is a double agent.The current Chuhan is not Han Tingxue's opponent at all, he was defeated in a few moves, and countless people gathered in front of the Tingxue Building, Gu Yan threw himself between the two of them in a hurry to stop them.

Han Tingxue was very powerful, but he didn't want to hurt the customer, so he turned around to dodge Chu Han's unstoppable moves, and carried Gu Yan upstairs.Being surrounded by spectators is not in line with his low-key intention, so let's go back to the fourth floor and check the money.Picking up Gu Yanhan Ting Xue's hand sank, he gritted his teeth and lifted it up, forcefully carrying the 230 up to the fourth floor.

Chu Han was annoyed that he did not protect Gu Yan again, he almost hurt Gu Yan just now!Seeing that Han Tingxue snatched someone up, he immediately followed him all the way to the fourth floor.Han Tingxue, who was carrying Gu Yan, slowed down. Chuhan went up to the fourth floor just before he closed the door, and followed him in a flash.

In the room were Han Tingxue's soft bed, the removed screen, ambiguous incense, and the chair and table that Gu Yan kicked in a trance, as well as documents scattered all over the floor, which Han Tingxue planned to use to perfuse Gu Yan. Yan's information is useless and has been trampled all over.

All the decorations showed how intense the communication had been here, but now Han Tingxue put Gu Xiaopang on the bed without any hassle!

Chu Han clenched his fists, Gu Yan was only 15 years old, not yet an adult, he was a genius magician!But all of this was ruined by this "woman". Having sex before the age of 16 will greatly damage her qualifications.Maybe... Gu Yan is no longer a saint-level aptitude...

No matter which novel the protagonist is very defensive, so as to attract more younger brothers and sisters.Even Chu Han in the male god period is no exception. Although he usually acts as a holy father, once his friend is hurt, he will never back down. He must help his friend get justice.Even if this "woman" is King Wu, he will teach "her" a lesson for Gu Yan!

"Stop, stop!" Gu Yan saw at a glance that the protagonist didn't make up his mind, and quickly bounced up and stood between the two and shouted, "Give me 5 minutes, I can explain!"

"Tell me!" Chu Han naturally wouldn't disrespect Gu Yan, but he still gave him a stare.

Han Tingxue cast a charming glance at Gu Yan, and said with a faint smile, "I can explain it, but I don't want others to know my...identity."

As soon as he mentioned his identity, Gu Yan understood what Han Tingxue meant. This identity must not be the boss of Tingxuelou, but his indisputable identity.Although I don't know what kind of bad taste this is, but in the original text Han Tingxue also concealed her gender in this way. It is probably his hobby and must be respected.

Gu Yan quickly organized his language, and briefly told Chuhan about Tingxuelou's information transaction, and took out the information Han Tingxue found to prove that he was indeed here today to buy news, and the bag of coins was the final payment, and it should be returned. He took the face out of his arms again and handed it to Han Tingxue.

Chu Han is a very smart person, just now he just lost his composure in a moment of impatience, after listening to Gu Yan's explanation and combining what he saw, he quickly guessed that it was almost inseparable.Now he is still a male god who can pull a boat in his belly, and immediately withdrew his anger, and apologized to Han Tingxue very sincerely, one mouthful of "girl", which made Gu Yan's brow burst into sweat.

"Okay." Boss Han flicked his sleeves, pinched Gu Xiaopang's round face, and was satisfied to see Chu Han's face darken again, and then he sat on the bed swaggeringly and said, "I'm not wrong Reasonable person, your misunderstanding of me and the loss caused by the fight outside the door to Tingxuelou... let's just pay a hundred crystal coins."

Chu Han's face turned dark again, Gu Yan quickly hugged Chu Han's waist and said, "No problem, I will pay the money, and it will be delivered in two days, and I will definitely compensate the boss for the loss."

"Actually... it's okay if you don't give money," Boss Han rolled his eyes, quickly reached out and pinched Gu Xiaopang's stomach, and said, "Young City Lord is really cute. Although he is a little fatter, some people will like it. It's a bit fleshy. After I become an adult, stay with me for a while, after all, I'm a clean boy, so the money... will be settled."

"You woman!" Chu Han's anger couldn't be suppressed at all. This woman was insulting Gu Yan. He cherished the baby in his heart and was reluctant to let him suffer the slightest harm. This "woman" actually treated him like a bed-warming slave. The same existence is molesting!It is not unreasonable for Chuhan to think so. There is not much chastity in the Mowu Continent. Everything is respected by the strong. No matter men or women, as long as they are strong, they can choose as many partners as they want.

Seeing Chu Han's intention to attack again, Gu Yan continued to hug the male god's waist tightly, then reached into his clothes to touch the beautiful mermaid thread, scratched Chu Han's waist, and dissolved the protagonist's anger invisibly.

After finally calming down the protagonist's emotions, Xiaopang wiped his sweat and let out a sigh of relief. He secretly thought that there is no nobleman who is as tired as him, and that he has no time to be desperate and wants to be appeased by all parties. up!

He raised his chest and said proudly to Han Tingxue: "Actually, with the boss, I take advantage of my appearance, but in order not to let the boss suffer, it is better for me to pay the bill. One hundred crystal coins is nothing, I am always rich Already!"

puff--

Why does this sentence sound so upstart!

Han Tingxue couldn't hold back a little, and showed a charming smile to Gu Xiaopang: "Forget it, it's because I'm in a bad mood and the lion opened my mouth. I only have one condition, and you are not allowed to refuse this."

"What?" When he heard that he could save 1000 million, Gu Xiaopang still became happy.

"When you break the curse and restore your appearance, let me take a good look. What kind of demeanor will the descendants of Gu Chen and Yu Wanrou, the most beautiful men in the mainland in the past." Han Tingxue's eyes flashed with anticipation. Yan didn't know, Gu Chen 20 years ago was the existence that made all the women in the mainland go crazy.