God, please go away [Transmigration Book]

Who said that ancient times were backward and uneducated, and the teleportation magic circle simply killed all the technologies in modern society. What is a car, what is an airplane, and what is a distance?I saw the little uncle holding a few seemingly valuable magic crystals and putting them into various points of the teleportation magic circle. The magic crystals burst out with dazzling light. Standing in the center of the magic circle, he and the little uncle arrived at the imperial capital in the blink of an eye. , Gu Yan, who used the high technology of another world for the first time, was stunned!The teleportation magic circle is definitely a must-have weapon for home travel, murder and arson to create an alibi. I suddenly want to learn space magic, but I don’t know if I have the qualifications to learn QAQ. Even if I have the qualifications, I will get fat if I learn it, too abused!

The teleportation magic circle is not about where you want to go, but there are teleportation magic circles between the major cities, from one teleportation point to that point, and it needs a lot of energy from magic crystals to support it, which is basically consumed by idlers. Sorry.Gu Yan's so-called "old and rich" dozens of crystal coins are actually not enough to pay for the cost of using the teleportation array once. This is the case in this world, where the gap between rich and poor is extremely serious, and wealth and resources are only in the hands of a few people.

Yuheng was obviously one of the few people. After walking out of the teleportation array of the imperial capital, he paid a crystal coin to buy a carriage. The carriage produced by the imperial capital was pulled by four fat, strong horses with bright coats, and galloped smoothly all the way to Yuheng. In the mansion of the imperial capital, it is simply showing off wealth to the point of making people greedy.

Looking at the incomparably huge house, Gu Yan admired: "Little uncle, you are so rich, the house in Cheng'an City is very big, I didn't expect it to be even bigger here!"

The fourteen main cities are already prosperous enough, but the imperial capital is even more unimaginably luxurious.Although the empire itself has no strength, the imperial capital is the political and economic center of the entire empire. All major events are held in the imperial capital superstar, and the meeting of the fourteen city masters is also held in the imperial capital. This is a place of checks and balances, and it is also a place where you can develop freely.The most important thing is that the emperor is a place full of nobles. The territories of these nobles may be far away, but they come here every year to have fun and recuperate. Yuheng, a place that can be enjoyed by nobles, shook his head indifferently: "This house... seems to be forced on me by a certain prince, which prince is it? I don't remember, it doesn't matter, I don't come here often anyway. "

Gu Yan: "..."

Uncle, are you dragging your family like this?You don't even remember who gave you the house, it's easy to be abducted like this, nephew, I'm very worried about you!

"By the way, after you enter the Imperial Capital Academy, I will leave the Imperial Capital. Although the academy requires you to live on campus for the convenience of study and management, you can live here during the holidays, and this house will be given to you. After graduation, you can sell it. Good." Yu Heng scratched his messy hair and said indifferently.

Gu Yan: "..."

Uncle, you...

Before Gu Yan complained, his body moved uncontrollably.I saw Gu Xiaopang, who has always been a quail, pounced on his uncle with a "owwow", rubbing against his uncle in various ways, just like a cute puppy... Uh, like a piglet rubbing against Yuheng's body, making the fleshy man The little uncle was so elated that he caught Gu Yan who was flying towards him, and hugged him very easily!

#My nephew is very close to me, so happy, how to break#

Stretching out his hand to pinch Gu Yan's stomach, he found that his nephew, who was not very happy at first, showed his belly to be touched very unscrupulously. Yu Heng pinched back and forth happily, and after pinching for a while, he found that he was being pinched too. Yan stretched out his fat claws and was pinching Yuheng's arm.

"Little uncle, I remember that you seem to be a magician, and you don't look like you have a lot of muscles. Is it easy to lift 230's nephew with one hand?" Gu Yan raised his round face and asked "innocently and ignorantly".

Yu Heng froze, put down his nephew, who was seriously overweight, and looked away, reluctantly looking at his nephew's chubby face that made people want to pinch it, it was so cute, what should I do if I couldn't bear to refuse it!

"I, like mother, am a magician with dual elements of water and wind, and my father is a magician with dual elements of thunder and fire. What is your attribute, little uncle?" Gu Yan asked very purely again.

Yuheng: "..."

The nephew is so smart, what should he do if he wants to praise him but also wants to hide it from him?

"Little uncle, I met a friend who is a light magician during my journey." Gu Yan looked at Yuheng seriously and said, "You also know that I was delayed for more than a month before arriving in Cheng'an City because of the beast tide. It's really dangerous. If it wasn't for that friend who ran with me on his back, with your nephew's size, he would probably have been eaten by the Thunder Feather Beast long ago. But it's really strange that a thin light-attribute magician can carry me on his back. ,really weird!"

Yuheng: "..."

"Also, when I went out, I was obviously a 180-jin magic apprentice, because the beast tide stimulated my body potential to become a high-level magician, but I didn't expect my weight to increase, and I became 230! It's so strange. Being attacked by the beast horde, I couldn’t even eat, not to mention I didn’t lose weight, but I actually gained 50 catties, it’s simply unbelievable.”

Yuheng: "..."

"Little uncle," Gu Yan asked straightforwardly, "Are you a light attribute magician?"

Yuheng: "...Yes."

Even though he was already struggling, he still refused to speak.Gu Yan gritted his teeth, apologized to Yu Wanrou secretly in his heart, and then asked in a very suspicious and impolite tone: "Little uncle, my father is fat and stupid, my mother is a great magician, and my uncle is still the Emperor of Martial Arts. Marrying such a stupid and fat person as Dad, and leaving a fat and stupid me? Did Mother marry Dad to become the wife of the city lord? Does Dad use power like this..."

"Shut up!" Yu Heng's face turned blue, and he shouted, "No matter what you suspect, you can't question the feelings of your parents, and the feelings of Wanrou and Gu Chen for you! Every piece of flesh on Gu Chen's body represents his For Wan Rou's feelings, if you doubt the feelings of your parents because of this, it will be too unfilial!"

"Oh..." Gu Yan nodded, "That is to say, there is indeed a reason for Dad's weight? Mine also has a reason."

Gu Xiaopang approached step by step, and Yuheng, a well-known scholar in mainland China, was pushed back step by step. The picture looked like a fat man forcing a good-looking man from a good family to chase him away.

"Is it black magic? I think Mother doesn't care too much, but Father does. Why?" Gu Yan slowly guessed, "If every piece of meat represents Father's feelings for Mother, then why does Father care so much? Could it be...he regretted it?"

Yuheng was cheated once, and the second time he refused to be provoked by the provocative method. He was very firm not to be confused by Gu Yan's words, especially a man who stood up and said nothing.Gu Yan was persecuted in every possible way and did not speak, and finally ran away without any future!

"I, an outsider, have no right to say things that your parents don't tell you. Let's not talk about it. We still have important things to do. Uncle will find someone to recommend you to school. You should rest well." Jumping out the door in one go, Gu Xiaopang's figure couldn't catch up at all.

There is no fraudulent truth, but there is still a little gain.If every piece of meat on Gu Chen's body is love for Yu Wanrou, that means that the black magic curse on Gu Chen's body is because of Yu Wanrou. Cursed.In this way, Yu Wanrou's feelings for Gu Chen make sense. The strange aesthetics of the Yu family may also be love for the house, because you are fat and others look ugly, but I just think the relationship of being beautiful is quite touching.However, Yuheng himself should also be a light magician and a talented scholar who has traveled the entire continent. If even he can't lift Gu Chen's curse, who else can...

Is it really necessary to beg the protagonist, and then be stabbed to death by the protagonist within a few days after becoming a handsome man?

To live ugly, or to die handsome, this is really a dilemma, so cruel QAQ thought for a long time but couldn't come up with any solution, and finally Gu Yan decided to follow the original plan to be his passerby.There is no other reason, even the emperor's uncle can't help the curse. It seems that if you want to get rid of it, you must at least reach the level of the light-type magic saint, but the protagonist will be blackened as soon as he reaches the magic saint. How can he help him lift the curse? , the most likely ending is that he dies ugly, that would be really too cruel, so let's choose the option of a safer and ugly life.

After happily making a choice, Gu Yan lived a very corrupt life.Yuheng is simply too rich, and Yuheng has no children, so he spoils this nephew too much.No wonder Yu Wanrou "only" asked him to bring dozens of crystal coins on the road, not even enough to use the magic circle for one teleportation, so there was a little uncle waiting here.Hey, is it really okay to casually make a top-grade magic gemstone into a ring and wear it on your nephew's hand?This is a treasure worth hundreds of crystal coins. It can allow senior magicians to have the power of a fifth-level wizard. Yuheng simply put it on Gu Yan's thumb and said, "Use it casually, it's broken." Uncle will find you a good one, all you need to do is touch your belly."...

Gu Yan instantly felt that he was being fostered, and the price of nurturing was very simple, just touching his stomach.Suddenly, I really want to lie on the bed and let my uncle touch my belly. It's not bad to be raised.Covering his face, his integrity has long been lost.

After two months of erosion like this, Gu Yan felt that his body was much better, and he would no longer have the feeling that his body was so weak that he could not support his own weight. Even his height seemed to have increased a little, which seemed to be due to nutrition. up.Before he knew it, he had been in another world for half a year, and he was about to turn 15, and on his 15th birthday, Gu Yan was about to take the entrance exam for Imperial College.

There are two types of exams for the imperial capital’s academy, one is for admission by recommendation, and the other is for open recruitment. Most of the members who are recommended for admission are rich second-generation people like Gu Yan, and they can basically be admitted regardless of their qualifications.Of course, there are also a small number of ordinary people with excellent qualifications who are trained by the nobles and sent to the Imperial College to study. After returning from their studies, they will serve the nobles. The form is similar to some poor students who are sponsored by large companies, but Such civilians sign life-long contracts.

Open recruitment is very "fair" to recruit children under the age of 16 from all over the mainland, but this kind of "fairness" is open to question.First of all, there must be a strict review of appearance. Those who are too ugly cannot be admitted, and neither are they too fat or thin. Like Gu Yan, he will be rejected even if he fails the first hurdle of public recruitment.Secondly, it is fair to evaluate the aptitude; the last is the actual combat test, the opponent is not a human, but a low-level monster below the fourth rank.The monsters are released after a few days of starvation, and several children join forces to deal with them. As long as they survive the capture of the monsters for 10 minutes, they are qualified.It seems loose, but they are all children under the age of 16. It is really difficult to survive.

And after going through all kinds of hardships and dangers to become a college student, they have to pay expensive tuition fees, which ordinary people simply cannot afford.Of course, once the admission is successful, there will be nobles who will come to sponsor the students, which is also adding strength to their family.Most of the civilians came here this way, and Gu Yan's legendary uncle walked the same way.It's just that the uncle himself is quite good, and he kept advancing in the way of triple jumping. At the end, the city lord of Tianzhu City didn't dare to treat him as a knight, but he was reluctant to let him go, so he had to use his daughter to win over him, but he didn't return it. Promising son got a rival.

Some people say that Yu Zhen got his status today because of his soft food, but it is because of him that the members of the Yu family have the surname Yu, and judging by the attitude of the Tianzhu City Lord, it is uncertain who is now eating soft food.

Although Gu Yan felt that this system was unfair or even cruel, but as one of the beneficiaries of the system, he couldn't say anything.Moreover, this is a system of the world, and it cannot be changed by a little fat man like him.

The Imperial Capital really deserves to be a well-informed place, as long as you have money, you can buy anything here.Gu Yan’s current hotel is the No. [-] news center in the Imperial City. For trivial matters such as the recruitment of Imperial Capital College, you can buy news from the hotel waiter, also known as the waiter in the hotel, for a little gold coin. The money went to an intermediary, and the intermediary seemed to be the owner of the hotel.This news was obtained after Gu Yan bought dozens of news from Xiao Er in the shop, fully understood the imperial capital and gained enough reputation.

Therefore, the bank credit system in modern society is still very effective. With this method, you can find the source of news, which is simply wonderful!

Got the opportunity to have a private meeting with the owner of the hotel. Under the guidance of the waiter, Gu Yan went to a private room on the top floor of the hotel. There was a screen in the room, and there was a door on the wall behind the screen, which led to nowhere.Gu Yan sat at the table opposite the screen and drank tea slowly. After a while, the door behind the screen opened, and a person sat opposite Gu Yan. Only by his figure, he couldn't tell a man or woman.

"What news does this young master want to buy?" The voice was deliberately changed, and it was impossible to distinguish between men and women.

"As long as it is related to black magic curses, such as how to curse others, how to break the curse, the backlash of black magic, and the ability to find the cursed person through the cursed object, I want it." Gu Yan said, to say now What worries him the most, of course, is the weight. He must find a way to get rid of it. Others can't do it. Can he, who knows the plot of the plot, have no way?Even if you can't ask the protagonist for help, let's use his golden finger head office in advance.

The guy on the other side of the screen who is still holding a pipa and half covering his face is a shemale called Han Tingxue.In the original text, the main character shines in Imperial Capital College, becoming more and more male god, met Han Tingxue while drinking tea with others, at first thought she was a beautiful girl, but the readers below clamored to accept it, and then she met Han Tingxue once. When the protagonists were killed together, the clothes were ripped apart and it turned out to be a human monster, and the readers fell silent.

The main reason for the protagonist to contact Han Tingxue is to search for his past and retrieve lost memories.Han Tingxue is indeed the most well-informed person in the world. He found out about the protagonist's past before he recovered his memory, but chose to hide it deliberately because of the big secret that the protagonist knew.Han Tingxue is a very contradictory guy. He clearly knows the protagonist's hatred but deliberately conceals it. For the sake of the protagonist's big secret, he joins forces with the enemies who killed the protagonist's family to find this secret, but he refuses to reveal the protagonist's identity to those who are serious about it. The person who is looking for the protagonist's secret all over the world.Gu Yan thinks that he wants to make friends with the protagonist while the protagonist has not recovered his memory, take the opportunity to investigate him, and keep this secret for himself.

Of course, Han Tingxue, who eats all kinds of careful thoughts, was stabbed to death decisively after the protagonist became black.But he was not stabbed to death at the end, but shortly after the protagonist regained his memory, he was designed to reveal his true colors and stabbed to death in front of the harem boys, rushing in front of the large army.

Although Han Tingxue is not a good person, Gu Yan still fully believes in his investigative ability.Before meeting the protagonist, as long as he has enough money, he can find out everything.I believe that even if the protagonist can help him undo the black magic, he must start with Han Tingxue first.Since neither Yu Heng nor Yu Wanrou intends to tell him, then he won't pursue what happened back then, and just concentrate on lifting the curse.

"Well..." Masked Han Tingxue stretched his voice, "Black magic has something to do with those guys from the Dark Association. They are a group of extremely dangerous guys, and the price is not cheap."

"Money is not a problem," Gu Yan said confidently, "You can make a price, I'm always rich!"

Han Tingxue: "..."

Don't be too overwhelmed by the nouveau riche feeling that comes to your face. It's the first time that the people who come to him have seen such a plump person in terms of figure and wallet.

"Then, according to the old rules here, please pay half of the deposit first, and then pay the other half when the news is found. If I don't find the news, then only 80% of the deposit will be refunded, and 20% of it will be counted as my hard work ,how?"

Gu Yan nodded, it has been written in this passage, this is Han Tingxue's rules, many people think it is unfair, but Han Tingxue will not change the rules, and there are basically no cases where he can't find out the news.

"Sure enough, it's a cheerful guest who is 'old and rich'. It's the first time I've seen someone as happy as you." Han Tingxue chuckled lightly. Although she deliberately changed her voice, there was still a hint of charm in her laughter.

Gu Yan couldn't help shivering when he thought that this was a human demon. He didn't like women's clothes, but pure men, and he didn't have transvestism at all.And as a shou, Han Tingxue is obviously also a shou, and shou and shou will not be happy together!

"Then, the deposit is 250 crystal coins. If you don't have enough money, you can come back another day. When the deposit is in place, when will I leave?"

"No, no need," Gu Yan twitched the corner of his mouth, "I have enough money, so I say I am always rich. But... can I give you 251 crystal coins."

"?" Han Tingxue was in a daze. After coming to his place, he thought it was expensive, and it was the first time he heard that he had to pay more.And if you give more than a few hundred more, you can show your status as a local tyrant. Just giving one more is considered rich, and why should you give more?Is it not enough to be slaughtered?

Gu Yannei paid with a full face, two hundred and five is a godsend, you don't understand my heart from another world...

In fact, he really wanted to give it to 249, but according to the description in the original text, Han Tingxue hated other people's bargaining the most, and if he negotiated the price, he might give up the pick and quit.Give one more crystal coin, maybe Han Tingxue will work harder, what is a crystal coin, he is always rich!

From behind the screen stretched out a hand with slender, slender, white, tender and boneless fingertips. It was definitely the most beautiful hand Gu Yan had ever seen in his life, but it was a pity that it was on the body of a monster.Passed the money bag up, and there was a crisp sound of crystal coins behind the screen, it was Han Tingxue counting the money.

"Okay," came Han Tingxue's joyful business from behind the screen, "This distinguished guest is indeed a cheerful person, please come to this room again in a month, the matter of black magic is more difficult to investigate, it doesn't matter if you give me a little more time, right? "

"It's okay, I trust you." Gu Yan shook his head, and walked out of the room with confidence, Han Tingxue's reputation, except when facing the protagonist, is still very secure.

This hotel has a total of four floors, and the lobby on the bottom floor is just a place to order and eat, even ordinary people can afford it.The second floor is an open hall, where every seat is far apart, so you can eat with confidence, and you can come in here if you have money.The third floor is the private room for VIPs, and only those with status can enter.On the fourth floor, there is only Han Tingxue's room, and the rest is not open to the public, it is only for selling news.

Gu Yan came alone, when he reached the steps from the third floor to the second floor, somehow his foot slipped and he fell down.Seeing that the round face was about to come into close contact with the ground, one hand grabbed his waist and supported him.

"Thank you." Gu Yan patted his frightened little heart, and looked up at the person who saved him.This person is not tall, about 170, with a cloak on his body and a hat on his head, half of his face is covered, only his beautifully shaped chin can be seen, but just the chin is enough to make the heart beat faster.

"Are you okay?" The magnetic voice sounded in my ears, it was so nice to make people commit crimes, Gu Yan blushed a little, suppressed his nympho heart, took two steps back, nodded and said: "It's okay, I was really serious just now. Thank you."

"It's fate to meet by chance, don't you want to have a meal together?" The pleasant voice continued to seduce Gu Yan.

Gu Xiaopang's body froze, what the heck is the sense of being invited to dinner by a male god before time travel, what do you have in mind when you strike up a conversation with a fat man in luxurious clothes, you are definitely here to borrow money!

So Gu Yan shook his head resolutely, and rejected the nice voice's approach: "No, I'm poor, and I can't afford to invite you to dinner."

"Hehe..." The man chuckled, "I invite you."

Fuck, isn't he a liar?Gu Yan shook his head and said: "My mother said, don't talk to strangers when you go out, I'm still underage!"

After speaking, he pushed away the pleasant voice, and went downstairs with his head held high.

The owner with a nice voice stared at his back for a while, then continued upstairs, walked into a private room on the third floor, and took off his cloak.

Xia Yufeng who came together opened his mouth, swallowed at last and said, "You'd better put on the cloak."

Chuhan said: "Brother, you helped me restore my appearance, why don't you dare to look at my face now?"

"If I had known you would look like this, I would have given you a little scar. You are so good-looking at only 14 years old. When you grow up, it will definitely be a big disaster!" Xia Yufeng said angrily. There is no man who is more handsome than him. A good thing, a man who is fatter than him is even worse, his poor brother, why does he only think about getting fat all day long?

Chu Han shook his head, ignoring Xia Yufeng's jealousy, his ears grew calluses from hearing all the way.He said calmly, "Brother, I have decided to take the Magic Academy."

"Academy of Magic?" Xia Yufeng's eyes widened. "I only have the recommendation of the Academy of Warriors. If you want to enter the Academy of Magic, you need to open the recruitment process. Do you know how dangerous this is? Fighting with hungry fourth-order monsters with bare hands! "

"The tide of beasts is over, what are the fourth-order monsters?" Chu Han said, "I have decided to learn magic."

He lowered his eyes and looked down from the window on the third floor, only to see Gu Xiaopang sitting in a luxurious carriage and gradually out of his sight.When Gu Yan came to the imperial capital at this time, he must go to the academy. He will definitely attend the magic academy, so he must also join the magic academy.

He decided to follow him, protect him, and this time, he would not let him escape again!