God, please go away [Transmigration Book]

Gu Yan rubbed his round chin, researching how he became Gu Yan.

It sounds quite smart, but he was not called Gu Yan before, but had a more domineering name——Wang Daming, a 21st-century fat man.

Fatty's parents had an accident when he was in college, and he got a lot of compensation and a pair of urns.After graduation, the fat man in the dead house developed an old house. He has a facade house in a first-tier city. He earns more than other front-line workers just by collecting rent.So the fat man in the dead house became a dead house with peace of mind, reading novels, watching animations and playing games every day, and doing some eighteen-ban hobbies when he had nothing to do.

The last meal that Wang Daming became Gu Yan had was with his high school male god Yi.High school was the best time for a fat nerd. At that time, he was not a fat man, nor a nerd. He was not interested in TV novels. He liked to play basketball and football.That is to say, he looks average, not as handsome as the male god Yi, with excellent character and learning, and sunny sportsmanship, well, he is such a model male god.

In high school, the nerdy fat guy always liked to get close to the male god. He never played football when he played basketball. He never ran three thousand when he ran eight hundred. He never won the first place in the exam. =_=, as soon as the male god finds a girlfriend, he secretly pretends to have a crush on the girlfriend, and as soon as the male god goes out with his girlfriend to taste the forbidden fruit, he secretly watches eighteen forbidden movies at home.

The fat man in the dead house didn't know at that time that he was actually a crook, or that he was bent by a male god.

The fat man in the dead house still remembers how he changed from skinny to fat. His parents died when he was in college.He is a college student who has no power and no power. He went to seek justice and was beaten every day. In the end, for some reason, the school punished him and made him drop out of school.Fatty still doesn't give up, appeals without hitting the south wall without looking back, meets a male god two, supports him, encourages him, helps him, drinks with him and has sex with him, has sex with him, and threatens him with a video not to appeal again, otherwise Just sent it to my grandma back home.

Later, the fat man in the dead house hoarded himself at home, didn't trust anyone, and didn't date anyone, just gave his uncle some grandma's alimony every year, lived on the rent, lived like a quail, and looked more and more like a quail .

After five or six years like this, he never went to the class reunion, until that day when the male god called him, the fat man in the dead house ransacked all the boxes and cabinets. He really didn’t have any clothes to look at, so he went to Taobao to take a one-day gift Clothes delivered at home.

Online shopping is risky, and it looks more like a quail.

When Quail met the male god, it was as if his old friend had eaten the meat of a Tang monk, and time did not stop on his face.But when the male god saw the quail, the cigarette butt in his hand almost scalded his pants.

"You... have changed." The male god said tactfully, "I didn't see you at the class reunion a few days ago, they said you wouldn't come out no matter who told you, but I still wanted to see you very much, so I called you. "

As soon as the male god held the quail's fat paw, he tried several times but failed to wrap it, so he could only give up in the end, holding his fingers and saying, "I miss you very much."

The quail has its head down, like a well-ripe quail.

As soon as the male god arranged a very high-end hotel, it would cost four figures for a meal.The clothes on him were so decent and well cut, Quail tugged at the clothes he had photographed at 299, and used the excuse to go to the bathroom, but in fact he went outside to smoke and smoke his own thoughts.

While smoking, the male god walked out, Quail extinguished the cigarette, followed secretly to the parking lot, and several people blocked the male god.Quail saw that they were not kind, and wanted to help, but heard the male god say: "Master Tiger, give me a little more time, and I can get money right away! The fat man who will eat with me is my classmate, and his family is very rich." , can definitely help me get it!"

"Make it up, you make it up! 100 million, can the fat man take it out?"

"Yes! He has a great reputation in the downtown area, let alone 100 million, and 200 million can be sold at a bidding price." The male god Yizheng was terrified.

"Fart! Even if he has, can he still sell the house for you to help you pay off the debt? Just a classmate, does he have such a big face? Stop pretending to delay time, I know your hometown has a house and land, don't Cry poor here!"

"Master Tiger, don't get excited, that house is for my parents' retirement, I can't sell it. You, you, don't slap your face, don't slap your face! That fat man is a glass, and he has a crush on me before, I can do it Come for the money!" The male god was beaten and squatted in the corner, clutching his stomach and wailing.

Quail took a deep breath, stopped listening, and walked slowly back to the restaurant, cleared everything on the table, and did not leave, waiting for the male god to come back.

As soon as the male god came back, there was no injury on his face, but his walking posture was a bit wrong.The fat man was still eating, and ordered another dish, and continued to eat. The male god looked at the empty plates on the table, and his face was a little distorted.

The alarm clock that Quail had just set rang. He picked up the phone, pretended to answer it, and said to the phone: "Hello... ah? Ah! Brother Bao, Brother Bao, don't get excited. Selling the house, isn't it too urgent to sell the house? It will definitely sell for 200 million, and I will definitely pay you back when the time comes, so please delay me for two more days, brother Bao!"

God One: "..."

The fat man in the dead house put down his phone, twisted the fat on his face to the limit, blinked his eyes cutely, and said to the male god, "Brother... do you have money? I will pay you back after selling the house, and I promise to pay it back!"

God One: "..."

Quail drooped its head, walked back home, turned on the computer, opened the page of "Mowu Dalu" he was reading, clicked to subscribe to all chapters, turned to the last bookmark, and continued to read.The protagonist in the article is the guy whom he calls the Holy Mother Tom Su, the third male god. Last time, he saw the third male god and the girl Shui Lingling start their upgrade journey, and fought side by side with their good friends to fight against the evil forces.Along the way, I met countless beautiful girls and younger brothers.With the help of his sister and younger brother, the male god three became a sword master who cultivated both magic and martial arts. He prostituted countless girls. The sisters have old enemies, and they all bow down to the male god's suit pants.Then, the male god started to be scumbag.He used the various powers of the girls to destroy all the main cities in the Mowu Continent, and then abandoned the girls and slaughtered the girls' family members. All the way he turned into scum to an unbelievable degree. Almost got killed.In the end, the few remaining people looked at the male god with teary eyes and asked him why why why!

The male god three chuckled, do you still remember XXX by the Daming Lake?

Everyone realized that this was the child of XXX who they framed and slaughtered back then. This child was abused, tortured and tortured by them because of his secret, and was finally burned to death.So when the male god three first appeared on the stage, he was a young man with scars on his face. Everyone was scared when they saw it. The girls who appeared in the early stage looked down on him when they first appeared on the stage, beat and scolded him.Later, with the help of the miracle doctor, the male god three restored his appearance, and only then attracted countless younger brothers and sisters.The third male god lost his memory because of the escape from the fire, and he didn't recover his memory until he became a sword master, so he became black.

Before they died, several girls looked at the third male god with tears in their eyes, and confessed in tears: I love you, I really love you, even if you become the enemy of the whole continent, we all love you, and we will always stand by you!

The male god smiled charmingly: What you love is not me, but my face and my strength.Girl one, you beat me full of scars, girl two, you despised me, girl three, you... blah blah blah.Then he killed all the girls mercilessly. The girls are all dead, and it is even more impossible for the younger brother to live.

In the end, the good friend took the hand of the male god three in pain, stood behind him unswervingly and said: I have never hurt you, I will always help you.The male god three stared at him, and withdrew the sword in his hand, but his chest was pierced by the sword of his good friend.

Good friend: You don’t know, right? Lao Tzu is the child of the main messenger back then. If you killed my father and my mother, I...

The good friend lowered his head, his chest was pierced, and the unscathed male god Sanyin smiled in front of him: I never believed you from the beginning.

Jiyou and his sisters were all dead, and the male god looked up to the sky and sighed, standing on a high mountain, looking at the vast and boundless land, and ordinary people below.He chuckled: This world is so boring.

Those who are familiar with the male god three know that when he sees someone who is not pleasing to the eye, he will say, XX, you are so boring, this is like a death notice or something.

Then... there is no more, the subscription is too low and the author is unfinished.

Fatty in the dead house: ...

The author of the final chapter has something to say: Originally, I wanted to write an article about the upscaling of the righteous and good boy, but unfortunately the author has a glass heart, low subscriptions and few comments. The author is not happy. , the protagonist and the supporting roles all want to abuse, and abuse is healthier.To be honest, I didn't let the protagonist sell all the girls to another continent for ore, and I didn't let a few popular boys be eaten by the protagonist. I'm already very kind, haha.

Fatty in the dead house: ...

Heh, heh, your sister!Return my three views, return my integrity, return my mood, return my coins!

Male god, male god, male god, male god does not have a good thing!The more handsome a man is, the more he is worthless, and the more beautiful a man is, the more he will lie. Zhang Wuji's mother did not lie to us!Hey, what's wrong?

He's so tired, he doesn't believe in male gods anymore, all the male gods are fucked off to Xiaoye, all to him!roll roll roll! ! !

The fat man in the dead house lay tired on the bed, and when he woke up, he found that his name had changed from Wang Daming to Gu Yan.

Gu Yan, a character with no name and surname in "Magic Continent", the reason why he knows this is the world in the book is because he has a father who is the first cannon fodder in Mowu Continent, Gu Chen, the city lord of Chenxi Magic City.

It's unscientific to wake up and become a son of cannon fodder, and what's even more unscientific is that he's still a fat man, even fatter than before (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻