The reborn male god forced me to practice

S City, Sunshine Building, [-]th Floor, a cleaning company for convenience services.

This is a very strange company, with the sign of a cleaning company, but it doesn't give people a sense of cleanliness, on the contrary, it looks very messy, from the half-eaten cake to the unburned talisman paper, almost everything Everything can be found.But the weirdest thing is the row of black-framed headshots hanging on the wall. If all those photos were replaced with black and white, it would definitely be a row of posthumous photos.

If it is eaten together with the number and nameplate under the photo, it looks like the list of victims is as follows: The first victim: Ji Ba

The second victim: Luo Mi

The third victim: Ying Heihong

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Wait, win black and red?The name doesn't seem right.The correct spelling should be Ying Xuanjiang.

Yin Yu, the big boss who only occasionally appears in this company, is sitting on a low-back sofa, with his hands open, resting on the back of the chair, looking up at the third photo on the wall, "When will Black and Red roll from City A?" return?"

"Miss him?" The handsome young man beside the sofa poured him a cup of coffee, then leaned against the armrest, "Then call him back, it's just a phone call anyway."

"No!" The owner turned his head arrogantly and took a sip of coffee to cover up, but he frowned the moment the liquid passed through the taste buds and entered the esophagus, "White coffee?"

The young man seemed to have never figured out the difference between different types of coffee. He reluctantly picked up another cup, and after taking a sip, he immediately put on the same disgusted expression as Yin Yu, "Uh, the taste is different." How is he? The bitterness of the one that is easy to drink is much worse.

Yin Yu put the coffee aside, "I never drink white coffee."

"Then I'll drink it." The young man reluctantly took away the idle cup of coffee. Although he didn't like the taste very much, he couldn't waste it.

Yin Yu rolled his eyes and suddenly felt that something was wrong. Looking at the people behind the sofa, he said, "Wait, I never drink this, why is there this in the company?"

Hong Shu who was hiding behind the computer, that is, Bai Xi's president Xiao Hongshou in the game guild, raised his head silently and raised his little hand, "Then what, I don't know why there is only white coffee in the supermarket downstairs recently." This brand of white coffee doesn't even come with the most vulgar three-plus-one package.

"You let the boss drink instant water!" First Young Master Yin is not as soft and cute as Bai Xi, and he never disdains such a pussy thing as smashing cushions.

A jar full of diamond ring biscuits was thrown towards Hong Shu's head. Hong Shu originally planned to cover his head and hide, but when he saw the jar that Yin Yu threw out, his eyes immediately lit up. Stretched head waiting to be smashed.

Unexpectedly, there were several extra hands ready to intercept the road halfway. Hong Shu saw that the situation was not good, so he stopped posting, and rushed over to grab it together. Originally, the jar was flying towards him, and he wanted to grab it. It can be said that the words have the best chance of getting the jar.

But when there are masters present, the situation is completely different.The handsome man from before held the coffee cup in his right hand, spat it out every time he took a sip, pulled out the whip around his waist with his left hand, swung his elbow and wrist seemingly easily, and the whip immediately wrapped the jar back into the young man's hand.

If we only talk about kung fu on the whip, then Li Ertu belongs to the level of the leader of the martial arts, while the young man belongs to the level of the leader of the devil sect, who is unpredictable and has more superb martial arts.But it is a pity that no matter how good the young man's whip skills are, he is just an ordinary person, not even a cultivator, so Li Ertu was not as lucky as Li Jue to find a competitor who is both an enemy and a friend.

Yin Yu realized that he had taken the wrong thing after seeing clearly the pot that the young man was trying to snatch, and immediately stretched out his hand with a gloomy face, "Take it here."

The young man shook his head.He knew what the diamond ring meant, how could he just change it back after he got it.

Seeing that he didn't give it to Yin Yu, his face became even more fierce, "Those belonged to my ex-boyfriend, what are you doing with them?"

The young man shook the jar, and the dull voice inside showed that the jar was almost full. Although he knew that Yin Yu had a lot of ex-boyfriends, but thinking about the amount in this jar... the young man held the jar even more firmly in his arms Li, and pulled his coat closer, "I am your incumbent."

"Get lost!" Young Master Yin rewarded him with a word, and then complained, "You can't find anyone, even black and red, what use are you for?"

"I can do it, you, can that zombie do it?" The young man was so depressed that he was half dead.

Young Master Yin's mouth has grown and he hasn't been able to close his chin for a long time. The men in his family used to be aloof, why are they becoming more and more vulgar and unscrupulous recently?Grandma's, this cliff wasn't spoiled by him being close to Mo Zhehei, it wasn't the cliff. (But it is!

Hong Shu, who had been hiding by the side without speaking, raised his hand weakly again, "Ayu, in fact, if you really want to beat that guy Jiang Longbai, you don't have to ask Brother Yue or Hei Hong to do it."

"If the two of them don't fight, are they looking for you, a weakling?" Yin Yu gritted his teeth, and hated Jiang Longbai when he heard his name.Thinking of the three projects in his hands that were snatched away by the Jiang family one after another, Yin Yu wished he could catch that dragon, Jiang Longbai, who almost didn't even know what he looked like, and beat him up.

Hong Shu blinked and raised his usual straw prick and silver needle, "I think I can."

Yin Yu narrowed his eyes, "No horoscope or hair?"

"At least know the name, maybe you can try." Hong Shu smiled unconfidently.

First Young Master Yin immediately glared at him fiercely, "Then why are you still standing there?"

"Oh." Hong Shu immediately rolled to work mellowly.In fact, neither Yin Yu nor himself had much expectation for the fact that Hong Shu could find the object of the curse just by a name. In fact, both of them just wanted to give it a try with the feeling that they had nothing to do anyway.

But what surprised them was that it was so easy to find someone this time, and what was even more surprising was that the backlash after the curse failed almost killed Hong Shu.

The seven holes were bleeding, the whole body was covered with purple bruises, and he fell to the ground and twitched like a bug. These statements are mild.In addition to these, now Hong Shu's body is like a snake shedding its skin, with large pieces of flesh peeling off with painful moans.

"Oh my God!" Yin Yu only yelled in surprise, and reacted immediately, shouting at the young man, "Ji Ba, Luo Mi, Hei Hong, my father, and Yin An... tell them all to come back immediately! quick!"

The young man didn't wait for Yin Yu to finish speaking, he held a phone in each of his left and right hands and started dialing to find someone, while Yin An knelt on the ground and looked at Hong Shu, who was convulsing and bleeding, and didn't know what to do, he didn't know what to do. , "Hong Shu, don't scare me, hold on. I can buy you ten or twenty computers."

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Ying Xuanjiang, who was staying in City A, obviously didn't know that something had happened to his owner Da Da and his little friend, and he was still sitting with his hands on his chin, cute and cute, holding a lollipop in his mouth, watching how Li Jue was at his house Under the anger of his father-in-law, he picked up a kitchen knife and a spatula to cook for Bai Xi.

Bai Zilong saw that Li Jue was a thousand upset. Just taking Bai Xi to copy homework, Bai Zilong was enough to shoot Li Jue to death a million times.However, considering that Li Jue and Bai Xi are not human beings, they need to practice more than learning from them, and Li Jue keeps a close eye on Bai Xi in terms of cultivation, so Bai Zilong gave in a little bit.

But another point, Bai Zilong can't stand anything, as a pampered parent of a big foodie country, Bai Zilong can't allow Li Jue to continue to let his son eat takeaway!

Li Jue must learn how to cook. He has to learn the dishes that Bai Zilong knows, and he has to read the cookbooks to learn the dishes that Bai Zilong doesn't know!One must be proficient in Huaguo cooking, one must be familiar with neon cuisine, you must eat Italian tomatoes frequently, you must not miss German potatoes, you must be able to choose French red wine, and you can occasionally eat old-fashioned desserts and snacks.

In other words, from Bai Zilong's point of view, apart from the "Looking at the Starry Sky" and "Fish and French Fries" of the Great Rot Kingdom, as long as it is a dish, Li Jue has to learn it!When did Li Jue learn everything, and when did Bai Zilong go to reincarnate!

Oh leak!

Li Jue shouted in his heart not to, but his body had to follow Bai Zilong's instructions and add a series of ingredients such as meatballs, winter bamboo shoots, egg skins, and bacon slices to the chicken soup.

I keep complaining in my heart, obviously there is no need to add so much to the soup bought outside, how can it be so complicated! ! !If he hadn't seen Bai Xi's expectant eyes, Li Jue would have given up in minutes.As for his hard-working appearance, Ying Xuanjiang, as a small opponent, of course can't miss it. He has to move the small bench and hold the white dog while watching and eating and drinking.

Ying Xuanjiang swallowed a large piece of braised pork, sucked her sauce-stained fingers, took out the buzzing mobile phone, and looked at it, her eyes immediately curled up like crescent moons.

"Ayu~~" Ying Xuanjiang's voice suddenly sounded like a pancake drenched in syrup, sweet and soft.

Li Jue was so sour that he shook his hands and sprinkled half a spoonful of salt, and his father-in-law's burning anger of hating iron and steel was burning behind his back. Li Jue decisively picked up the thermos and added water, but Bai Zilong caught him wrong again. .

"Add soup! What is the pot of broth next to you for!"

"Yes, yes." Li Jue scooped up two large spoonfuls of broth against that gaze.

The author has something to say: Two days ago, some children’s shoes asked the second boss that the ancestor of the zombie (Ying Chengjiao) is too strong, and he can defeat Li Jue + the little zombie (Ying Xuanjiang) by himself, so will the big boss fight? It will be more perverted, in fact... not like that.

Here I will explain to the students who have forgotten the previous article. In essence, the second boss and the little zombie are at the same level, and they are both level [-] zombies. Most of his abilities are sealed, and he has been reduced to the level of a third-level zombie, so he will be beaten to pieces when he encounters the second boss without any preparation.

At present, the little zombies who have left the owner and friends have unsealed part of them and become level [-] zombies, and of course they will continue to be unsealed (well, I have written all of these, but I know that you have actually I have forgotten, whoever made the update too slow is my fault~)

As for Li Jue, well... I can only say that he is an adult! ! !grown up! ! !Do you remember! ! !So will the dragons who have experienced anything be the same as the dragons who have lived nothing?He received the blessing of the legendary "True Love's Kiss (Tail)"! (go away!