The reborn male god forced me to practice

If Ling Xiao were to describe Zhan Xitong, he could come up with a long list of adjectives within 1 minute, for example: snake spirit disease, secondary disease, brain pit, learning god, femininity, very manly, not born Being in the mage family is simply a huge loss for the entire dark mage world...

"Wait!" Bai Xi and Li Jue, who had changed back to human form, sat shoulder to shoulder on the sofa, "I can understand both the front and back adjectives, but why do 'feminine' and 'very good' appear on a person at the same time?" man' these two completely contradictory adjectives."

Ling Xiao stopped recalling Zhan Xitong. He himself was very puzzled about Bai Xi's question, and he couldn't explain why Zhan Xitong could give him these two completely opposite feelings at the same time. Ling Xiao Sometimes when he thinks about it, the reason why he fell in love with Zhan Xitong in the first place might be related to this unique sense of disobedience, but if he wants to explain exactly what kind of feeling this is, Ling Xiao can't explain clearly.

"I say he is feminine because his clothes are always gorgeous and eye-catching, which is completely different from ordinary men. He is masculine because of his personality, which is very assertive and strong. It belongs to that kind of look. After the first sight and contact, people feel a completely different person.”

Bai Xi still couldn't quite understand the description Ling Xiao gave, so she tried her best to combine the words "feminine" and "man" together in her mind, and finally came up with an explanation that she thought was good. , "King Kong Barbie?"

"..." There were two drops of sweat on Ling Xiao's head, "King Kong Barbie should be the other way around. She's very manly on the outside, but she's very motherly on the inside."

"What does that look like?" Bai Xi could no longer imagine, but Li Jue and Ying Xuanjiang each had a rough metaphor in their minds.

Li Jue thought of his sister-in-law, and Ying Xuanjiang thought of his owner who was far away in the magic capital.However, in order to match Ling Xiao's small receiving attribute, the two of them automatically switched the offensive and receiving attributes of the two in their minds, so a clear adjective was finally determined.

"The queen attacks."

"Queen attack!"

Li Jue and Ying Xuanjiang glanced at each other, then looked away in disgust.Bai Xi once again heard two voices with the same pitch and sound, "Huh!"

"..." Bai Xi shook his head speechlessly. It's really not easy for these two people to hate each other to such a tacit level.

Ling Xiao read it silently, and suddenly had a feeling that it was so.It is easy to find a queen to suffer, but it seems not so simple to find a queen to attack.And the most famous Queen's Gong is His Majesty Cain. Although foreigners are never willing to admit that Lord Cain is Gong, but for the blood race, His Majesty Cain says he is Gong, so he is Gong.Queen Attack!

And the vampires are all Master Ying's fanatics... No wonder he fell in love with Zhan Xitong at that time, it turned out that he just fell in love with the queen's aura.

The sudden realization made Ling Xiao understand completely, he nodded and said, "Well, it should be the word."

"It turns out that King Kong Barbie and Queen's Gong are a set of opposite words, heh, hehe..." This is the first time Bai Xi knows this kind of expression, so she smiles foolishly.Huaguo vocabulary is indeed extensive and profound, and it can be understood in any way!

Li Jue dug out his "English Vocabulary Recitation ([-])" that had been discarded for a long time. In fact, all the records in it were the original materials of the vampire case in Shanghai.

Because Zhan Xitong had an extraordinary relationship with Ling Xiao back then, he is impressively included in this information list.It's just that because the suspect was wrong at the beginning, and when Ling Xiao and the other vampire were found, both of them left the city, so they didn't particularly investigate the people around them.

The information about Zhan Xitong only records that he is a male, an ordinary human being, with no cultivation and abilities.An expert in the history of human culture and a collector of folk art.These things seem to be very ordinary at first glance, but if they are combined with Ling Xiao's words and carefully considered, there will be a lot of tricks.

There are many kinds of human cultures. Crafts, food, and festival customs are all a kind of culture, and funeral and sacrificial rites are also a kind of culture.As for the collection, it is more tricky. The general collectors who collect antiques, calligraphy and paintings may provoke some mountain spirits and wild monsters to go home, but Zhan Xitong is even more amazing. What he collects are all Western European Middle Ages and cursed magic. Related props and books.

At that time, Ling Xiao and Zhan Xitong hit it off immediately, and the big reason was the dark aura accumulated over time on Zhan Xitong.Although Ling Xiao hated necromancers very much because of the clan hatred, but after getting in touch with Zhan Xitong, he felt many times that it was a pity that Zhan Xitong was not born in a magician family and did not have magic power.

That's why Ling Xiao thought more than once to make Zhan Xitong his descendant, so that Ling Xiao wouldn't have to continue to be alone, and Zhan Xitong could also have the supernatural power he dreamed of.However, like a person who drinks water, he knows whether it is warm or cold.This is like a GAY falling in love with a straight man. Some GAYs like to flirt with straight men, while some GAYs immediately leave when they hear about straight men.Ask those GAYs who have retired why?They will only say that this road is too bitter, and people from outside the circle should not be drawn in to suffer.

Outsiders should not be brought in to suffer together.

Ling Xiao's soft heart obviously belonged to the latter, so he only thought about turning Zhan Xitong into his descendant, and he never said it. Even Ling Xiao's vampire identity Zhan Xitong figured it out by himself after the case in Shanghai City became big.

And then...

"What happened next?" The curious baby Bai Xi propped his chin and continued to wait for Ling Xiao to tell the following story.

"Later... it was Mr. Ye who was a good dragon. He shot me hard with a silver bullet, and I fled to City A." Ling Xiao lowered his head and took a deep breath as he spoke.

Bai Xi could see that Ling Xiao was very sad, so he had no choice but to comfort him, "Teacher, don't be sad, you can live for a long time, and you will always find better ones in the future."

"En." Ling Xiao pursed his lips and nodded slightly, "I think so too. There are 70 billion people in the world, tens of millions of unnatural creatures, and I will always find a suitable one."

Seeing that Ling Xiao didn't seem to be obsessed with this matter for too long, Bai Xi felt relieved, but judging from the information Ling Xiao gave, Zhan Xitong is a lover of supernatural phenomena and a collector of supernatural objects. It doesn't seem surprising to be able to get several copies of the forbidden music scores.

"Ling Xiao." Li Jue closed his "English Vocabulary Recitation ([-])" and called out.

"Huh?" Ling Xiao looked sideways.

Li Jue said, "Think of a way, Zhan Xitong asks out."

"Ah?" Ling Xiao pointed to himself, "You don't want me to go on a date, do you?"

Li Jue nodded affirmatively, "Now he is the only clue in this case. Whether he is the mastermind or just a middleman, we have to find a way to meet him. Since he will continue to use your previous screen name, Obviously remembering you. It is most suitable for you to ask him out."

"Does it have to be like this?" Ling Xiao really didn't want to have anything to do with Zhan Xitong.

"Teacher, in order to benefit mankind and prevent more people from dying because of the forbidden music, let's sacrifice your beauty."

"Sorry, I'm a vampire, humans don't have much to do with me." Ling Xiao flinched, turned around and wanted to go home and lie in the coffin.

Bai Xi looked at Li Jue helplessly, and asked, "What should I do?"

"For the sake of the blood source, he will give in." Li Jue expected that Ling Xiao would definitely come back and agree to his request, so he didn't show any anxiety.Just glanced at Ying Xuanjiang, who was sitting on the edge of the table and had already gnawed off a catty of oranges, and said, "Why don't you get out."

Ying Xuanjiang knocked on her watch and showed it to Li Jue. It was already 0:53 in the morning of the next day. "My ice cream cake."

"Go back to sleep, you'll have something to eat when you wake up." Now, at this time, it's time to hold Bai Xinuan under the blanket!Li Jue glared at Ying Xuanjiang angrily.

Ying Xuanjiang turned a blank look at him, "Have you ever seen a zombie sleeping at night?"

Li Jue, "..."