The reborn male god forced me to practice

"Autumn comes and the leaves fall

all love in the world is dead

The wind is crying sad tears"

Xu Yueli tapped on the keys with his fingertips, listening to the original song over and over again, chanting the lyrics over and over again, shaking his head from time to time in annoyance.

What's wrong, there's always something wrong!

He, Xu Yueli, is considered to be the top character in the Music Department of A City Drama Academy. There is no reason why a simple English song adapted into a Chinese version can stump him.It's obvious that you only need to translate the lyrics directly, and then make a little adjustment on the song and lyrics, why is it weird no matter how you change it?It shouldn't be!

Xu Yueli didn't believe in evil anymore, and once again sang the lyrics along with the music:

"My heart no longer longs for a new spring

My tears and my sorrow are meaningless

People are heartless, greedy and evil

Love is dead!"

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After half a month away from school, Li Jue and Bai Xi returned to school again and did not receive condolences from their classmates, but suffered countless contempt and anger!

Depend on!We were desperately squeezed by Lao Xu, squeezed by exercises!You two actually lay comfortably in the hospital for half a month!

Depend on!We thought you were abused children!As a result, what's wrong with the closed wards where only directors and above can live? !Why don't you give me a visit? !

Depend on!We thought we were good brothers!As a result, the two of you "trunk class" for fifteen days, and you didn't answer your phone calls or text messages, what do you mean by that?Be honest, did you two go out to play?In fact, just go out and play!

The first two of these three sentences represent the anger of the whole class, while the last sentence is the strong dissatisfaction of good friends Liu Yu and Lan Wangqi.Everyone discussed it a few days ago, and when the two come back, they must give them a good look.

However, when the two returned to the class, they sat in a small corner of the classroom... That expression, that shape, that aura, no matter how you look at it, they still haven't come out of the shadow of domestic violence!Didn't he go to have a good time, but was really seriously injured and paralyzed in bed?Not good for two weeks!How hard is that whip?

Bai Xi, lying on the desk in a decadent and dazed state, was so miserable that she couldn't even get up.No matter from which angle it looked, it looked like a serious injury that would collapse at the first touch, and had to go back to the hospital bed for another half a month.

And Bai Xi herself felt the same way, maybe he really should go back to bed and lie down for half a month, yesterday...yesterday...yesterday, because he happily accepted Ying Xuanjiang's rent, Li Jue felt "unhappy" for him Pressed on the sofa, sauce and brewed for a whole night! QAQ Oh!Fuck me!For the first time, the doll doesn't need a condom!He even lied to me that it wouldn't hurt!It's still hurting even now!I'm furious!For the next ten days, don't even think about eating steamed buns!snort!

Bai Xi pursed her lips, pouted her buttocks and sat on the chair with the lower part of her thighs.The whole morning, no matter when class was in or out, he lay on the table without moving, without saying a word.Liu Yu saw that he didn't look right, so she opened her mouth once when teasing him with shrimp sticks.But after taking a bite, I found that the shrimp crackers were not as good as the fresh dried shrimps, so I stopped talking.Liu Yu looked at that pitiful and wronged look several times but still couldn't think of how to comfort her.

Looking at Li Jue's appearance again, it's even more miserable.There was gauze on his forehead and bruises on the corners of his mouth.As in the past six months, sitting alone in the corner of the classroom closest to the trash can, but it is different from the usual feeling that it doesn't matter whether it exists or not. It was completely impossible to look directly at it, even when the teacher in charge swept his eyes to that dark corner, he would tremble subconsciously, and then turned to the other side to ask other students to stand up and answer questions.

"murderous look!"

"No, I think it's resentment!"

"Do you think Li Jue will become psychopathic because of domestic abuse like on TV..."

"Shh...don't talk nonsense! He's here!"

Li Jue glanced at the few girls with broken mouths at the door, and continued to lie lazily on the table.The wound on his forehead was scratched by Bai Xi in the morning, and the bruise on the corner of his mouth was caused by fighting with Ying Xuanjiang, that stinky zombie.

Originally thought that he would be able to easily kill that idiot Ying Xuanjiang when he became an adult and his abilities had increased, but he didn't expect Ying Xuanjiang to remove one of the two layers of seals on his body in order to deal with Ying Chengjiao. I feel like I didn't get the slightest bit of benefit.He even suffered a loss because he was too confident and underestimated the enemy.

Curling his knuckles and rubbing the corners of his mouth, Li Jue pointed the fingers of his other hand on the back of Bai Xi who was sitting in the front row, poked twice and then began to draw circles.

Are you really going to stop giving me steamed buns?

Want to eat steamed buns? !Stop dreaming!Eat your Bigu Dan!

Bai Xi knocked off the hairy hands on her back with her backhand, and began to recall where the unused box of kaiselo was stuffed into the drawer at home.Li Jue bullied himself so much, he must take revenge back!

(;[-]_[-])... After telepathically sensing Bai Xi's evil thoughts, Li Jue couldn't help but tremble a bit. Bai Xi was really raised by him to be more and more delicate, no, this has to be changed!Otherwise, in the future, Bai Xi would be finished if he got on his head like his sister-in-law and second sister-in-law. He didn't want to become a wife slave like his brothers.Li Jue wanted to return to his thoughts, but in action, he continued to draw a heart on Bai Xi's back with his fingers. After drawing one, he thought it was fun, so he drew another...

Bai Xi was so disgusted that she didn't even bother to hit him.Li Jue's image in his heart has changed from a passerby to a worshiped idol, and then from a male god to a disliked dross. Now he wants to ride on Li Jue and beat him up twice.

Are you annoying?Do you bother?

Don't bother! (;all)……

In the eyes of outsiders, these two people are full of gray and deep masochistic colors, and they can only lean together to lick each other's wounds.But in fact, only these two people know that they are greasy and crooked the whole time. If someone really inserts into the world of the two of them, they will definitely be numb with goosebumps all over their bodies due to that greasy energy.

It's just that City No. [-] Middle School is the best high school in City A, and there are always a few nervous students in each class who don't care about anything other than studying. For example, they always use full marks to complete the teacher's assignments. The squad leader who works as the criterion.

The heavy glasses didn't help the squad leader improve his eyesight much, and he stood by Li Jue's desk with his notebook in his hand, "Li Jue, in a few days for the school celebration, each class will have one or two programs, Teacher Xu wants you to put on a show."

"Me?" Li Jue was puzzled.He has been unknown from kindergarten to high school. He has never participated in any cultural and sports activities, and strives to be a little transparent. It should not be his turn to perform this kind of performance!

The class monitor nodded towards Li Jue coldly and high-end, held up his godlike little notebook and said, "Students said that you know martial arts. Teacher Xu said that in order to promote Chinese culture, you are asked to prepare a solo martial arts performance." , and then I’m teaching my classmates a few simple martial arts moves, and everyone will act as a foil for you. Although your family is unfortunate, you can also feel the warmth of the collective.”

"..." The monitor, Ju Ju, reminded others so bluntly that he is a "child victim of domestic violence", okay?Two drops of sweat dripped from Bai Xi's head.

Li Jue replied with a cold face, "My family is very warm." The sister-in-law can breathe fire!Every time I burn my second brother, I can set my clothes on fire.

The class monitor, Ju Ju, had a clear expression on his face, "We understand, and the students will help you well in the future."

As soon as the monitor finished speaking, some students who were close to each other nodded to Li Jue and Bai Xi.

"..." Li Jue found that he could no longer keep up with the thinking of ordinary people.At this moment, he just wants to know, "Who told you, I can do martial arts."

All eyes were focused on one person——Lan Wangqi—the blue local tyrant who had conflicts with Li Jue in his previous life.

Facing Li Jue's questioning gaze, Lan Wangqi smirked, "Didn't you play sticks with that leather man at the entrance of the movie theater last time? It looks super powerful, and you can definitely bluff people if you play it on stage twice." .”

"What I practice is not a stick, but a gun!" Only that idiot Ying Xuanjiang can play with a stick!Li Jue gritted his teeth secretly, and the corners of his bruised mouth immediately throbbed.

"Guns." In order to ease the embarrassment, Lan Wangqi used his brain to speed up his thinking, and he quickly came up with an idea that he thought was brilliant, "Yes, why don't I ask my dad to borrow some costumes, and we all cosplay as little soldiers?" , Li Jue cos Zhao Yun, let’s have a solo ride by Zhao Zilong to rescue Adou. When the time comes to perform, even if there is no special prize, at least you can get a creative award. How about it, my suggestion... Hey, Liu Yu, you push me to do it Well."

"Shut up." Liu Yu stepped on Lan Wangqi's feet and whispered next to Lan Wangqi's ear, "Bai Xi's father is called Bai Zilong, Zhao Zilong's Zilong." Don't keep mentioning others. Sadness, you idiot!

"Hehe." Bai Xi bit her lower lip and cracked a smile with difficulty, raised her finger and pointed at Lan Wangqi, "Li Jue, do you still want to eat steamed buns? Get rid of that little thing."