The reborn male god forced me to practice

Many years ago, the irresponsible father Li told Li Datu and Li Ertu that tangling tails is a very wonderful thing, and after experiencing this wonderful feeling, Dadu and Li Ertu told the third bald about this.

But now, after experiencing it personally, Li Santu would sigh from the bottom of his heart, this is really the most wonderful thing in the world!Of course, it would be even better if there were no such things as "Inverse Scale Seven Combos" and "Ding Ding was almost pinched off".

Although it hurts to have Ding Ding pinched or something, it is actually a little bit cool.But the "Ni Lin Seven Combo Strike" was really evil, it was painful and numb, so that Li Jue went limp twice in a row just after entering the hole, seeing that if this continues, he will feel a shadow in his heart, Li Jue had no choice but to slap his mouth Bite Bai Xi's neck, hold Bai Xi's front paws firmly with two paws and nail Bai Xi to the pile of steamed buns. After a while, he began to twist and twist the two tails from slow to fast.

"Chirp~~" Bai Xi shook her hind paws uncomfortably, and within a moment she was pressed down by Li Jue. From the beginning to the end, everything about Bai Xi was tightly pressed down by Li Jue, leaving no room for resistance.

In such a suppressed posture, of course the two of them couldn't wrap their necks around their necks.But for the first time, Li Jue was very content with being able to wrap his tail. As for the second penis that he leaked out, because Bai Xi's hole was too small, he never got in...

Li Jue thought about it and decided to do it again later.If you do too much for the first time, you will be disgusted by my brother.

But the size is too thick and it has been done many times, which is actually too much, and it will make the object who is experiencing sex for the first time feel very disgusting!

So Li Jue, who thought that he had studied the little yellow book seriously, and Li Jue, who was not at the S level but also at the A level, had just "hmmm" with Bai Xi two or three times, let go of his claws and sharp teeth, and satisfactorily rubbed the picture to finish the novel Tender tail, thinking about licking and licking Bai Xi again, she was immediately met with a ruthless "Ni Lin Super Kill" by Bai Xi.

If it wasn't for Bai Xi's tail being so painful that he couldn't even lift it up, he would even strangle Li Jue to death with his tail now!

"Hoo chirp chirp!!!" Go away!kill you!

"Roar..." Li Jue, who was swollen from the beating, lay "weakly" on the pile of steamed buns, feeling desolate in his heart.How did the saying in the world come from?It's worthless after soaking, and it's easy to break up after sleeping...

Bai Xi, who was hit by "hmm, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh His paws slapped and scratched at the gray scales behind Li Jue's gills, but he was so angry that he still had to pounce on them and bite twice, but fortunately, he didn't hit the position so accurately every time, and he just used up so much. Naturally, there is not much strength left, otherwise Li Jue would definitely become the first dragon who was so disgusted by his partner that he slapped him to death just after mating.If this gets out, the face of Lao Li's family will definitely be ruined.

"Chirp!" Bai Xi's four-toed paws were clenched into fists and raised towards Li Jue, looking like a villain showing off his might, but in fact, he had run out of strength and was too lazy to beat him anymore, so he made a show before stopping , Let Li Jue know that he is not easy to mess with.

It's a pity that these movements of his didn't seem to have any effect in front of Li Jue. Although Li Santu was beaten so hard that he couldn't even lift his eyelids, it didn't mean that Bai Xi could ride on Li Jue's head. The shrunken black dragon "boom" It turned into a big black dragon with a sound, and bit the little white jiao with one mouth, no matter how much the little white jiao struggled, he couldn't break free.

If it were someone else, maybe the second round of "battle" would take advantage of the situation at this time, but the two who were half dead from exhaustion and half to death from pain lay down on the pile of steamed buns and yawned again and again.

Bai Xi fell into a drowsy sleep, while Li Jue squinted for a while, picked up Bai Xi and ran back to Longchi.How could a gathering of dragons like the coming-of-age ceremony end just by watching the baby dragons run to the bathhouse?The banquet and food after bathing in the bathhouse are absolutely essential.

Generally speaking, after coming out of the Longchi, the young dragons would stay by the side of the Longchi to accept the blessings of the elders and help prepare the banquet, but Li Juehou took Bai Xi away in a hurry, so the three young The dragon did a good job, but it all fell to Huangbanlong alone, so hard that he had to carry hundreds of big steamed buns eaten by dragons alone.

Yes, that's right, big steamed buns.It has been made into various shapes, such as rabbits, wild boars, fat sheep... almost all the shapes of animals in the twelve zodiac signs except dragons are available, and each of them is colored, which looks lifelike, just like the real thing.But, no matter how similar it is, it’s just steamed buns!

As soon as Bai Xi woke up, he looked at the table full of food. He was so excited, he opened his mouth and bit the biggest lobster on the table. The ending can be imagined...

"Bah, bah, bah..." Bai Xi spat out a mouthful of steamed bun crumbs, and she couldn't believe it.This... This is actually a steamed bun!I thought it was meat!It's okay to eat steamed buns with Li Jue at home, but why do you want to eat steamed buns when you come to Dragon Palace?What are you kidding?What happened to these dragons?Are steamed buns that delicious?Could it be that Li Jue is not the only one, but the whole dragon clan is a mantou fan?

And the truth this time was indeed as Bai Xi guessed this time.In the Dragon Race, there are not many guys like Li Jue who eat steamed buns three times a day, but they can't be said to be abnormal. On the contrary, those dragons who don't like steamed buns are called weirdos.

The origin of the matter can be roughly traced back to the Shuhan period of the Three Kingdoms. At that time, Zhuge Liang had just subdued Meng Huo with the strategy of "seven captures and seven moves".When the army reached Lushui, suddenly it was cloudy, the wind was strong, and the waves were so violent that the army could not cross the river.Zhuge Liang was proficient in astronomy, but this sudden change puzzled him too.He hurriedly asked Meng Huo who came to see him off and knew the geography and climate of this area very well.Meng Huo then said that the river god lived in the river, and anyone who wanted to cross the river had to sacrifice seven to forty-nine human heads.

After hearing this, a general beside Zhuge Liang immediately proposed to use the "Nanman" captives he had just captured to sacrifice to the river god.After all, Zhuge Liang is Mr. Wolong. Although he cannot be said to be a Wenqu star from the sky, he is a rare wise man in the world. How could he agree to such a cruel and unpopular thing?

So after thinking about it, he finally came up with a way: use flour and water to shape a human head and steam it, and use it as a sacrifice to replace the Nanman head.Since then, this pasta has been handed down.Because the name "mantou" is too scary, people use "mantou" instead.Steamed buns have thus become an indispensable tribute to worship the river god and dragon god.

It is not known whether the river god who lived in Lushui and blocked Zhuge Liang's progress was from the dragon clan.It can only be said that in the more than 1700 years from the Three Kingdoms period to the present, steamed buns have almost become the most received tribute by the Dragon Clan.Although steamed buns are not worth much now, push the time forward a hundred or so years. For ordinary families, pure white flour steamed buns are not as good as pigs, cattle and sheep, but they are still a good thing that is difficult to eat. .For good things, the Dragon Clan will naturally not dislike them.

Besides, although the dragon clan mainly eats meat, those dragon clan who are eligible to accept tributes basically have some Taoism. For their own practice, they will selectively filter out the meat, so as not to bear too many obstacles.In this way, the steamed buns that are often seen in the tributes have become a good choice for them to occasionally want to satisfy their appetites. It is served with pickled vegetables and pickled melons. Although it looks a bit shabby, it tastes good once or twice. not bad.

The parents and elders of the family have started to eat steamed buns, how can those younger generations have the nerve not to eat them?Over time, steamed buns have become the staple food of the Dragon Clan.

Even when the ancestors of the Li family, the bald-tailed old Li and the white dragon fought for the territory, they made a special deal with the villagers before going into the water. Seeing the black dragon throwing steamed buns and the white dragon throwing stones made the old man Li defeated the white dragon with a protracted battle and became the Dragon God of Heilongjiang.

Although the Dragon Clan regards steamed buns as a staple food, and even though Li Jue regards steamed buns as the love of life, in Bai Xi's eyes, the roast chicken that comes with Honghu Yueyan is the best of the delicious.

But no matter how pitifully he looks at the big fat and oily roast chicken, if he wants to snatch the roast chicken from the mouth of a vixen, he must at least defeat the dragon beside him first.

Bai Xi glanced at her own tail... Ah!It's as thick as Li Jue's waist.But Second Brother Li's dragon shape seems to be two circles bigger than Li Jue... Oh, Leo, I really can only eat steamed buns.

Bai Xi hesitated and stared at the big pig-headed steamed bun, hesitating, and finally made up his mind, turned around and bit Li Jue's wrist.

"Chirp! Chirp!" Let you have steamed buns and no meat in your food reserve!To let you know that Mantou is a thing that looks down but does not look up, and sleeps on the floor as a bed.

"..." You said the floor was hard so I paved it for you, okay...

"Chirp!" How can you tell me to face such a "holy" steamed bun in the future!

"..." Blame me? (;all)