The reborn male god forced me to practice

If the bus was found in D city, it basically entered the jurisdiction of D city. No matter how wrong Li Jue felt in his heart, it was not convenient for him to intervene in the affairs of D city without special assignment from above.I had no choice but to explain a few more words to the colleague who came to hand over, and then led Bai Xi back to City A, who had earned some "part-time task" points by his side.

The first thing Bai Xi wanted to do when she got home was to sleep. Last night, she was pestered by Li Jue and didn't sleep well at all. In the morning, she was pulled by Liu Yu to have breakfast, and in the afternoon, she went sightseeing on the "Blood Bus" ", Bai Xi was so tired that she didn't even change her clothes, she snored as soon as she lay on the bed in Li Jue's uniform.

But Li Jue was still thinking about those two things he couldn't see.They must not be human, nor wild monsters. If they were monsters, at least Li Jue would see their real shadows, but now there is nothing... Unless those are not living things?

ghost?If combined with the old lady's "legless" remarks, it really looks like a ghost.But the ghost carried the corpse?Li Jue swears with his 500-year egg birth and more than ten years of life, this thing is simply unheard of and unseen.Besides, what's the use of ghosts wanting corpses?They can't eat, even if they possess their bodies, they are usually looking for living people!

Wait, possessed? !

Li Jue suddenly squinted his eyes towards the computer, and he remembered the big boss that he and Bai Xi brushed together that day, the daughter of the Yellow Emperor "魃".

Ba is recognized as the first ancestor of the four ancient zombies. After her, the other three zombies are Yinggou, Houqing, and Jiangchen.

Yinggou was originally the god who guarded the sea of ​​darkness in the underworld. Because the corpse of the emperor and Nuba fell into the sea of ​​darkness, he fused with the remaining zombie blood on the corpse of Nuba to become the ancestor of zombies, the true ancestor of the sucking zombies.

Demon star Houqing, one of the top ten demon gods in ancient times, is recorded in "Yuanyang Zhilue" that Houqing is the younger brother of Emperor Houtu, who was sent by Houtu to help the Yellow Emperor fight Chiyou.Unexpectedly, under the influence of Chi You and others, Houqing joined Dongyi to fight against the Yellow Emperor, and even turned himself into a flying corpse like Nuba.No one can even turn into a magic star and make trouble everywhere after death.Later, Nuwa united Houtu, Ziwei, Gouchen, and Dizang to seal it with a five-element formation, and became the ancestor of vampire zombies.

The last general, he was the last person who turned into a zombie in ancient times. No one knew what he was like before, as if the general was a zombie when he was born. Call it the king of zombies.It is said that the general lived through the ancient times, and was not subdued by Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva until the Middle Ages.

It was Hou Qing, the most harmful of the four zombies, that gave Li Jue a sudden flash of inspiration.Both Ba and Yinggou became zombies before they were alive, and Hou Qing also turned into a zombie when he was alive at first, but the strange thing is that after his death, he used some strange secret method to make his soul regenerate. Possessed onto his own corpse, turning the corpse into a disaster.

If it is assumed that the two guys in "costumes" are the descendants of Hou Qing, is it possible that they have mastered the method of possessing the body and lifting the corpse?In this way, the problem of not finding any corpses can be explained...

No, not right.Hou Qing is the ancestor of vampire zombies, how could his descendants pour so many people's blood into oil tanks instead of drinking it?Besides, the driver, the ticket agent, the drunk, and the three passengers in the car, but only two in costumes, even if they possessed two corpses and took away two corpses, where did the remaining corpse go?

Judging from the information obtained, zombies are the most likely suspects, but which group of zombies committed the crime?Li Jue was still clueless.

In fact, he now has a very good information consultant in front of him. As long as Li Jue opens an account and logs into the online game, shouts in the guild, and asks Little Red Hand to call a certain zombie hunter who specializes in killing compatriots, Li Jue will soon be able to harvest a series of zombie hunters. Useful intelligence.

However, when he thought of what a certain bastard did to his dragon horn, Li Jue wished to pull that bastard's spine out of him and tie it into a knot, just like Nezha pulled Ao Bing's dragon tendon back then.

"Ao Bing and you are both dragons, can you change the metaphor?" Baigou always thinks that Li Jue's metaphor is weird. If it were him, he would never like to hear words like "dog bites Lu Dongbin" , Why did Li Jue use the allusion of Nezha cramp as a metaphor in turn?

In the end, Li Jue replied to him, "If his seventh younger sister refused to marry the old ancestor and escaped marriage, he deserved to die."

"Well, I forgot about Princess Longqi's refusal to marry Lao Li." The white dog said silently, he could only say "your circle is really chaotic".

Bai Xi was so sleepy that she didn't get up for dinner and stayed in bed with the quilt rolled up. Li Jue could only eat the steamed buns alone, and then went to pick Bai Xi's clothes.

Pay attention, it is very pure and serious, take off clothes and change into pajamas!Well, maybe it's just that the idea at the beginning was relatively pure and serious. When the clothes were half off, Li Jue couldn't help touching here and rubbing there again.

The Bai Xiaoxi he fell in love with had such a delicate body, soft white, tender and smooth!Thumbs up!After stripping Bai Xi naked, Li Jue transformed into a dragon uncontrollably again, tangling Bai Xi tightly from beginning to end.He realized that it had only been one day and he had completely fallen in love with this new sleeping position.

"Prick, prick." The white dog scratched the door outside the house, barking twice, "Li Ajiao, your brother told you not to commit principled problems before you become an adult, do you remember!"

Li Jue's long chin rested on Bai Xi's forehead, and the long mouth opened his mouth and let out a breath to answer, "My self-control is very good, thank you."

"Then who the hell ran into the river in City A and swam from east to west?"

"..." Who told this dead dog! (;one_one)|||

The white dog shook its four chubby legs frightenedly.hum!Don't think that he doesn't know what news happened in City A when he went out to do missions, but know that the TV will rebroadcast it!The half of the tail without scales protruding from the water in the interlude is really clear at a glance.

Li Jue pretended that he couldn't hear the whining sound of the white dog outside the bedroom at all, closed his eyes and started to sleep purely with Bai Xi's head next to his head.In the end, unfortunately, Bai Xi, who got up in a daze in the middle of the night to look for water, regarded him as a monster, and punched Nilin's fatal acupoint with his fist.He lay his body on the ground all night with his belly turned over.

The next morning, Bai Xi felt sorry and bought a big steamed bun and fed it to Li Jue's mouth, "Why don't you sleep in your own room and sleep here with me?"

Li Jue opened his mouth wide and directly swallowed Bai Xi's hand holding the steamed bun into his mouth to express his dissatisfaction.

Bai Xi pulled it out but didn't pull it out, "Stop making trouble."

Li Jue licked away the steamed buns with his tongue, but still held Bai Xi's hand like a lollipop.

Bai Xi pouted and took a step back, "Well, I was wrong, can't you?"

"You can't hit me next time."

"Okay, I won't hit you next time."

"En, good boy!" Li Jue spat out Bai Xi's palm, and wrapped his tail around Bai Xi's leg by the way.

Bai Xi: "..." Wait, according to this dialogue, they have a next time? !Will he be rolled up to sleep again?

Li Jue was fed six big steamed buns by Bai Xi in a row, which completely exceeded his normal appetite. When he was about to eat the seventh bun, the doorbell rang again.

"..." Isn't it a holiday?Why does someone knock on the door every morning? (;all)

Bai Xi locked Li Jue in the room just like yesterday, and went to open the door by himself, but he was stunned when he opened the door, "Liu Yu, why is it you again?"

Liu Yu replied helplessly, "Eat breakfast..."

"Oh..." Same as yesterday, Bai Xi put on her coat and prepared to go out with Liu Yu.I ate beef vermicelli soup yesterday, it's time to eat fried buns today.As a result, he just finished thinking when a bowl of instant noodles suddenly appeared from behind him.

As soon as Li Jue heard the words "Liu Yu" and "breakfast" in the room, he immediately changed into a person in seconds, changed clothes in seconds, made instant noodles in seconds, and appeared at the door in one, two, three, three seconds.

Liu Yu loves to eat breakfast, it is because of the concept of health preservation instilled in him by his grandfather, and junk food like instant noodles does not fit the word "health preservation" at all, so Liu Yu replied with contempt in his eyes, " You should eat less of this kind of junk food in the future, it’s not good for your health.”

"Uh..." Li Jue felt his hand holding the instant noodles a little sore.

At this moment, at this moment, Bai Xi's mind suddenly came up with the "enmity" between Lan Wangqi and Li Jueyin's instant noodles in his previous life...

"Wow, it's really not bad at all!" As expected of the virtuous little shou of the Lan family, he has a good enemy!Bai Xi clapped "Papa Papa".

Li Jue asked strangely, "What is verbatim? Why are you clapping your hands?"

"Ah? I... I didn't say anything... I was slapping mosquitoes." Bai Xi patted left and right awkwardly.Oops, almost revealed my stuff.

Li Jue was still a little skeptical, Bai Xi's behavior was a bit strange, what kind of mosquitoes were there in January?

Liu Yu stood at the door and looked at his watch, frowning, "Can you go, or it will be too late."

"Huh? It's only seven o'clock. There's breakfast before 9:[-]."

"But the movie starts at 9 o'clock, and Lao Xu told us to gather half an hour earlier."

"Movie?" Bai Xi tilted her head.

"Old Xu?" Li Jue crooked.

The corner of Liu Yu's mouth twitched, "Did you two forget that today is back to school day? The school organizes a movie."

"Ah... Don't tell me I really forgot." Bai Xiwu realized, "Then let's go."

"What about the instant noodles?" Liu Yu pointed to the instant noodles in Li Jue's hand, "Eat it quickly, or it will spoil if you don't eat it."

"It's okay, the dog will eat it." Li Jue turned to the sofa and shouted, "Wangcai!"

White Dog: "..." Woah!Since when did you start calling me Wangcai? !

Li Juecai didn't care what Baigou complained about, and went out with Bai Xiliuyu directly.

Primary and secondary schools in City A generally have a one-month winter vacation. During this month, they return to school three times, once to receive winter vacation homework, and once to hand in winter vacation homework.However, in order to save money, this kind of movie is basically the earliest morning show in the morning, and it is basically reserved for watching.As a result of booking the venue, there are ordinary seats and special couple seats.

In other schools, this kind of seat is either occupied by the teacher group, or occupied by the senior grades, but Shiyi Middle School is a good school that is open, fair, and democratic, so whether that class can sit in the lover seat depends entirely on the head teacher of each class. Luck and luck again.

Lao Xu, as a good teacher who is loved by countless students in three classes a year, he honorably fulfilled the expectations of the students!

"Aww! Old Xu loves you so much!" Someone hugged Old Xu's thigh excitedly.

As a result, Old Xu put his hips on his hips and said, "Listen, men and women are divided into two rows, and they are not allowed to mix. I will check!"

"Don't be like this..." All the excited people wailed.

But there are also a few calm ones, such as Li Jue, Bai Xi, Liu Yu, and Lan Wangqi. The four of them get together and squat together as usual, but...

Lovers should be in a group, but Bai Xi and Li Jue are squeezed by Liu Yu, while Lan Wangqi is left alone.

"You should go to the seat next to you." Li Jue hated light bulbs.

Liu Yu grabbed a handful of the popcorn in Bai Xi's hand and said, "I bought the popcorn."

"Go buy another bag." Li Jue took out the money.

"The movie has started, so don't let it out." Liu Yu put on an innocent expression, "Why don't you and Lan Wangqi go squeeze together."

"The day before yesterday I called him Aqi, now I call him Lan Wangqi...QAQ" The big local tyrant poked his head over the sofa chair while holding the pizza on his back.Didn't she just kiss her while playing a game, and she was disgusted like that! ! !Fortunately, he also bought food and wanted to share it together.

Bai Xi looked at the popcorn in his hand. He shared half a bucket of popcorn just now to honor Lao Xu, and let the squad leader and others passing by grab a few handfuls of the remaining half bucket. Now it's really not enough to eat.So Bai Xi said, "How about Li Jue, go out and buy some more. Don't buy too much, a small bucket is enough, and you can have lunch in a while. By the way, I just saw candied haws selling candied haws at the entrance of the movie theater. Bring back a bunch by the way." Others have no way to go out, but Bai Xi believes that Li Jue will be able to.

Bai Xi opened his mouth, but Li Jue couldn't say no, so he could only teleport to the corner after all the lights went out to buy a bucket of popcorn, but the candied haws that Bai Xi wanted were left because the vendor was carrying gourds I couldn't buy it.

It was just Bai Xi's whim that he wanted to eat candied haws, so he didn't feel it was a pity that he didn't eat it, so he just let it go.But unexpectedly, after the four of them had finished watching the movie and went to the bowling alley next to the movie theater for a round, the candied haws seller appeared again.

"Ah, I want..." Candied haws, Bai Xi trotted over and was about to say.Suddenly, a black figure rushed over diagonally across the road and shouted, "Don't run away from the candied haws in front!"

The peddler jumped, thinking that the urban management was coming, and when he was about to run away, the man who rushed over stopped him.

The man was wearing a leather jacket and leather pants, looking very capable and stylish. Without hesitation, he took out three cards of Grandpa Mao from his pocket and gave them to the peddler, "I want this one, so there's no need to look for it."

The peddler took the money and inspected it, and without a word, he gave the man in the leather jacket the pole with more than half of the gourd strings on his body, and immediately oiled the soles of his feet with 300 yuan. The remaining candied haws on the pole was only a hundred Five, it's only two hundred with a pole, now someone gives him an extra hundred, why don't he hurry up?Should I stay here and wait for someone to repent?

The man in the leather jacket carried the candied haws with a satisfied face and was about to leave. With two dollars in his hand, Bai Xi felt a little uncomfortable... The candied haws he saw first...

This is how people are. Sometimes certain things are dispensable, but as long as someone grabs them from you, the value of that thing will increase instantly.

"Brother, sell me a bunch." Bai Xi is quite rational, he just wants to eat a bunch of candied haws.

But the man in the leather jacket was unwilling, and hugged the pole tightly and said, "This pole belongs to me alone."

Bai Xi frowned, why did he feel that this man in leather clothes deserved a beating.

The three of Li Jue waited at the entrance of the bowling alley for a minute and Bai Xi didn't come back, so they couldn't help but look at Bai Xi a few more times.

In an instant, Lan and Liu felt a powerful aura emanating from Li Jue, as if the whole person... was blown up!

"Ah! Stinky Zombie!"

"Ah! Dead black dragon!"

"You two know each other?" Bai Xi, who was standing between the two of them, realized something was wrong, and instinctively leaned towards Li Jue who was running towards him.

"Ying, Xuan, Jiang!" Li Jue spat out the name he hated the most word by word. At this moment, he wanted to open the enchantment and summon the dragon spear.But why are so many people around delaying things!

Ying Xuanjiang, who was standing opposite, did not show any weakness, and directly used a pole filled with candied haws as a stick, posing in a posture of splitting the stick, and retorted in a super kid tone, "Who made you look so ugly! Just look at it!" Hate!"

Bai Xi opened her mouth wide, unable to believe it, damn it!Could it be for this reason that that guy hit Li Jue's horns with a stick? !

My uncle can bear it, my aunt can't bear it, I can bear it, but my friend can't bear it!

Hiding behind Li Jue's back, Bai Xi became furious, "Who are you calling ugly! I don't think you're too handsome!" Especially the dragon shape, so handsome!

It's hard for you to bully my stinky zombie... Well, this Ying Xuanjiang is not ugly, and looks handsome from a distance... The premise is that if he is not wearing a GUI and carrying a pole of candied haws.