The reborn male god forced me to practice

The incident of Li Jue's being forced to become famous came to light after a demon from a GM friend asked for a full videotape, and pretended to be a passer-by and went to the forum to announce it.

At the beginning of the post, some people expressed disgust at the behavior of the Imperial Guild, but later on, more people expressed contempt for Li Jue's poor operation of wearing full-body top-quality equipment and being chased and beaten.Almost everyone is saying that if they have Li Jue's equipment, they must have dominated the server.Some felt sour and said that it was a waste for Li Jue to wear that equipment, and it should be exposed for real masters to wear.

Bai Xi didn't expect the situation to develop like this, but after thinking about it carefully, such a development is also reasonable.Huaguo's online games have just started in the past few years. Most of the players who play games are post-8090 young people who have just entered university or have just worked for a few years. Ten years later, such people will all have the same title - diaosi.

In their eyes, the people from the Empire Guild are compatriots who have the same social status as them, and if a local tyrant with a lot of money and wealth like Li Jue is hugged to the thigh, he is a good and friendly male god, if he does not hug the thigh , that is the class enemy of the bourgeoisie.

People are like this.There will always be a bit of snobbery, and there will always be a bit of hatred of the rich.Li Jue actually didn't care about this matter at all, but Bai Xi was so angry that he left a message on the forum with his trumpet in a murmur.

Bai Xixi's little Bai Bai: What's the noise!My Ajiao just likes to play a set of equipment, and accompany me to play dungeons, what does it have to do with you!

After replying, Bai Xi closed the forum angrily, and said to Li Jue who was sitting next to him with a serious expression, "We must be the first team to break through the level 90 dungeon!"

"En." Li Jue responded, his eyes never leaving the prominent words "My Ah Jiao" on the forum.

Except for Li Jue, it can be said that everyone in the monster alliance is full of expectations for the level 90 dungeon.

At nine o'clock in the evening, a group of people came to the gate of the dungeon together. Even Wang Wang Xianbei, a human swordsman who hadn't appeared in the guild for a long time, went online excitedly because he heard that he could open up wasteland and create a dungeon.As soon as he saw Li Jue's equipment, his eyes lit up with gold, and he even expressed his endless admiration for Bai Xi's ability to find such a rich man to play games with.

These days, the raccoon voice system has not yet appeared, because I heard that the level 90 dungeon is very difficult, Bai Xi feared that Li Jue still didn't know how to use the skills, and the tacit understanding with the team was not high, so he found the earliest dungeon. TS voice.

"Xiaobai! Why didn't you take out such a good thing earlier!" Xiaohong began to bluff as soon as the voice came up.

"Hehe. I just remembered this thing. By the way, Master, are you in an Internet cafe?" Because there were some noises around Xiaohongshou, Bai Xi speculated like this.

Little Red Hand replied, "I'm in the company."

"Working overtime?" The reminder light representing Tianxiang Feiyu turned on.

"No, it's night duty today."

"Is it okay to play games in the company?" Wang Wang also raised his voice.

Xiao Hongshou continued to explain, "It's okay. The company was run by my teacher's son, so it doesn't matter if they are all acquaintances."

After hearing his explanation, Bai Xi finally understood.It turned out that Xiao Hongshou was just like his previous life, a guy who was idle in a company of acquaintances and received wages.No wonder they hit it off so well online!

Afterwards, everyone introduced each other with their own voices, mainly so that everyone can recognize their own voices when they fight the boss for a while.The most important thing is to let Wu Gu Zhi Po, who is a nanny, be able to distinguish everyone's voice.Otherwise, it would be ridiculous if A called for help, but blood was added to B's body.

Before entering the dungeon, a demon occupying the position of the vice-guildmaster looked at the dozens of application prompts in the membership application, and asked Xiaohong: "President, there are many people who want to join our guild. Let it in?"

"..." Xiaohongshou hesitated for a while and vetoed, "Don't let it go, all the applicants to join the gang are here to hug their thighs. Yesterday morning, a guy who wanted this and that without doing anything was so annoying. , all applications from the system will not be added in the future. Curse them all for being offline.”

Before Xiaohongshou could finish speaking, within ten seconds, the server went down, and the voice system exploded...

A demon: "President, you have a crow's mouth!!! Don't say the word disconnected from now on, okay, every time you say it, something will happen!"

Bai Xi: "The people of City A strongly condemn it!"

Tianxiang Feiyu, "It's a good thing I didn't enter the dungeon!"

Wang Wang recited first: "If you enter the dungeon and then get disconnected, little red hand, just wait and see how I mess with you in the arena tonight!"

Witchcraft の魔: "Every time this happens, I want to switch to the mage class and start the 'hand chopping operation'."

Little Red Hand: "Oh, it's noisy. It's noisy. The server is not working well, and I didn't bring him down. You can see how calm the horns are, and they don't say a word. Learn, learn!"

Li Jue didn't speak because he wasn't used to talking to such a large number of strangers, but now that Little Red Finger mentioned him, he had to speak up, "The people of City A strongly condemn +1!"

Little Red Hand: "..."

After about 10 minutes of short-term maintenance, the seven people climbed back into the game. After being reprimanded by several people, Xiaohongshou could only swear that he would never say certain forbidden words again, and was pushed to the back of the team by everyone. .But originally, the mage profession should stand in the last row like the archer priest.

Shan Hai Jing starts from level 80, and an expansion piece is released every tenth level. The expansion piece will contain a new system about the five major races, and a new copy related to this race.Take the level 80 Witch Clan expansion pack as an example. At that time, the Witch Clan’s specialized professional witch doctor was released, so the level [-] dungeon was also selected in response to the situation. The plot of "Resurrecting Jiao Jiao".

Therefore, before entering the dungeon, everyone knew in their hearts that this dungeon must have something to do with the legend of the dragon, but because it is still in the dungeon wasteland period, and the first team to clear the dungeon will receive official rewards, so the forum has been closed so far. Just one thing, this time the mission was issued by the god Yinglong, except for a monster called Ba, there are no other specific details about the boss.

Li Jue, as the most bloody bull in the team, stood in the first row and was responsible for driving monsters.The second row is the swordsman Wang Wangxianbei and the two assassins of Bai Xi and a demon. As for the last row of the team, there are Little Red Hand, Wu Gu の Poison and Tianxiang Feiyu.

Although Li Jue just joined this group not long ago, fortunately, the six people behind him are all veterans who are familiar with each other.So the seven of them quickly cleared up many mobs along the way and reached the door of the first boss.

The boss of the first level has a very foreign name - Cancer...

"Ah, it's so strange!" A demon looked at the huge "blocking crab" and exclaimed.

Wang Wangxian couldn't help complaining, "The planners of those game companies can't think of a name, and they directly use the constellation name to name the monster. Is it possible that the bosses that the human race will fight next time will be called virgins and twins?" ?”

Bai Xi also said embarrassingly, "When you say that, I really doubt that the second boss will be called Pisces."

Everyone complained a few words, but after Li Jue opened the monster, one by one stopped and pushed the boss seriously.

The first boss is generally not difficult in terms of strength. This giant crab is really not very powerful in terms of attack. The poison of the witchcraft can guarantee that no one in the team will die as long as it uses a group healing every once in a while.But the problem is... In a highly difficult dungeon at level 90, how could his boss be a soft-legged shrimp that can be easily overthrown?

The thick crab shell adds a physical injury-free effect to the giant crab, so in front of him, the human swordsman profession is basically abolished. Bury more under the boss's feet, and throw more hidden weapons.As for the Dragon Clan... a defensive black dragon and a defensive giant crab boss, do you think they can fall in love and kill each other?

So the heavy responsibility of killing the boss fell entirely on the shoulders of Little Red Hand.With the skill pressed so hard that her fingers were convulsed, it took Xiaohong more than ten minutes to finally get to the boss.The man wailed in front of the computer desk, "Let me rest for 2 minutes, I'm really exhausted. The first boss will be immune to physical damage, and the next boss will not be immune to magic damage."

Then, the facts once again proved one thing...Little Red Hand is really the number one crow's mouth in the universe! ! !

Everyone looked at the No. [-] female boss with the spell avoidance logo above their heads, and they didn't bother to complain about the little red hand. Instead, they became very interested in the name of the second boss.

Tianxiang Feiyu: "Why do I feel that the name of this boss is so familiar?"

Bai Xi: "Me too, and when I saw it, I wanted to beat her up."

A demon: "METOO"

Crispy Little Red Hand: "Hey, why is the spell immune to damage? People really want to beat the boss."

Wang Wang recited first: "Get away upstairs! It's all because of your crow's mouth."

The Poison of the Witch: "+1, but this boss also has the logo of the Witch Clan on his body. I also understood the Cancer just now to mean shrimp soldiers and crab generals. What is this Witch Clan boss doing here? Could it be the model of the Witch Clan expansion pack last time?" I made too much, and there is no place to put it, so I threw it here?"

Bai Xi: "I don't know~"

In the face of everyone's confusion, Li Jue, who read "Shan Hai Jing" as a bedtime story since he was a child, has already figured out the settings of each boss in this dungeon, and began to give him a large group of people who only know how to play games and do not understand the mythical background. Partners teach.

"In ancient times, there were two ways to pray for rain during a severe drought. One is to worship the dragon, and the other is to drive away the drought demon. But people can't see the monster like the drought demon, so people come up with the idea of ​​asking wizards to pretend to be drought demons and chase after the wizard after birth. Method. It is said that at the beginning of the tenth day, people first thought of the method of driving away the drought, and asked a witch named 'Nvhou' to pretend to be a drought. But they did not expect this witch to be sunburned alive. There is the story of Hou Yi shooting the sun."

"So that's how it is!" Bai Xi understood it, and instantly felt that Li Jue was very knowledgeable, and asked, "What about the crab hunting just now? Is there any allusion to it?"

Hearing Bai Xi's question, Li Jue continued to explain, "Note to the Great Wilderness: There are two people in the sea named Nvchou. Nvchou has a big crab. It means that Nvchou has a big crab as a pet."

"That's it..." Bai Xi was embarrassed, he thought that some kind of connection would be made by some kind of god, it turned out to be as simple as that.

"Hey, hey, don't worry about his being ugly or ugly, let's kill the boss first!" Xiaohongshou urged excitedly on the other end of the network.For things like myths and allusions, just listen to them and come here, the most important thing is to fight the boss first!

This time, Little Red Shou couldn't hear any crow's mouth in what he said, so they reconsidered one after another.

"Yes, let's get rid of this female ugly first."

"There will be equipment, and there will be gold!"

"Kill first and then talk!"

Thus, the seven of them rushed towards the second boss of the dungeon—the corpse of the female clown.

The author has something to say: Bai Xi: Get rid of this ugly woman first, and let her keep making monsters to scare me.

Li Jue: Get rid of this female ugly first, so she won't show me Bai Xi's little tail!

Bai Xi: ←_←

Well... About this chapter, I want to say something... The point is not that I snatched the supporting role position without integrity... The point is the monster "魃" and the "others" who have not yet appeared in the Little Red Hand Company. A character who will be a clue to the next story.Well... I won't talk about the specifics.