The reborn male god forced me to practice
Chapter 36
For two weeks in a row, Bai Xi first knew that her roommate was not a human being, her chemistry teacher was not a human being, and she was not a human being. Then she realized that the dog she met was not an ordinary dog, the mirror she met was not an ordinary mirror, and the mirror she met was not an ordinary mirror. The mother-in-law I met was not an ordinary mother-in-law. When he felt that his life was about to run wild like a wild horse and unfold like a plot in a supernatural novel or a cultivation novel, everything in life returned to calm again.
It's as if there is always someone who likes to sing against him in the dark.When he didn't want to be reborn, he was reborn. When he didn't want to admit that he was a monster, he was really a monster. When he was ready to face the ups and downs of a new world that a monster should have, the world But back to the original tranquility.
From the mid-term exam to the final exam, except for a few brothers and sisters from the aftercare department who occasionally came to visit the house, no strange creatures appeared in the house.
Teacher Ling, ever since the aftercare department provided him with a penance lover who would go crazy every now and then, stab himself twice, and let some blood out to torture himself, his childhood life became more and more comfortable, and he never went to the hospital to steal plasma again.Every day, his face is full of spring, getting richer and more rosy, which makes many teachers wonder if Ling Xiao is in love.
And the white dog continued to occupy the sofa, snacks and TV for a long time, except for going to the toilet, he basically never moved his buttocks.Ever since Bai Xi knew that the white dog would not have any symptoms of indigestion even if it hadn't moved for 20 years, she didn't bother to walk the dog.The white dog is like this, getting fatter and fatter.From a distance, his fur is all kinds of soft and fluffy, which is easy to touch, but if you look closely, you will find that it is a fat body. If the hair is dyed yellow, if you take it out, people will think it is a thin head What about the Chow Chow?
As for Li Jue, the biggest player, apart from rushing out of the house every night for "night excursions", he just urges Bai Xi to practice regularly and at fixed points every day. but……
"Why is it Jiao again?" Bai Xi looked at the word "Jiao" drawn out by herself for the tenth time, and couldn't believe it. He hadn't drawn a human form before?
"It means that even 'Heavenly Dao' thinks that you can practice better with the dragon body." Li Jue took Bai Xi's note back expressionlessly and stuffed it back into the lottery tube.He would not tell Bai Xi that among the 81 signatures in the lottery tube, [-] had "Jiao" written on them, and only one had "ren" written on them.
"Really?" Bai Xi showed doubts on his face, but he went back to the room and took off his clothes, turned into a little white dragon and found a place with sufficient light to lie down.
In fact, it would be better if he entered the Dragon Palace to practice, but a few days ago, without Bai Xi's permission, Li Jue stuffed a huge purple-skinned toad into the Dragon Palace, which was strongly protested by Bai Xi!However, that little boy Jingling hugged the toad so tightly that he said it was a good thing.
Can't fight Li Jue, can't drive Jing Ling away, Bai Xi can only express her protest by not going back to Dragon Palace to practice.In this regard, Jing Ling didn't care, he would rather choose the "main dragon" who couldn't grow the Dragon Palace, and the Zijin Chan who could only produce negative aura.For the main dragon or something, it is better to go out and practice for a few hundred years before coming back!
But Li Jue, he looked at Bai Xi's small body, which had only grown to the length of his lower arm in more than three months, and sighed deeply.
There are only two weeks left before the Chinese New Year. After the Chinese New Year, he will be an adult on the Spring Dragon Festival on the second day of February...
Before, he had been thinking about the problem that he could no longer make mistakes before he was an adult, and completely ignored another key point! ! !Bai Xi is so small, how can she wrap her tail! ! !
Sighing again, the phone rang the soundtrack as if it was appropriate for the occasion.
Tsk, who is calling at this time.Li Jue thought with disgust, and glanced away from Bai Xi's little tail to the phone screen.But after seeing the two words displayed on the screen, he immediately took a deep breath, with rare joy popping out of his eyes, and quickly pressed the green connect button.
"Brother!" Li Jue called out and asked eagerly, "Nephew and the others..."
Li Ying knew what his brother was going to ask, and replied very directly, "It hasn't hatched yet."
"Oh..." Li Jue felt a little lost, and returned to his original expressionless face.But fortunately, all of this was within his expectations. The dragons of his family were all due to the problem of not being able to come out of the egg shell. He didn't think that the two of the elder brother's family would hatch soon at the beginning.
The eldest brother and the second brother hatched for 1000 years before jumping out of the egg, and Li Jue himself stayed in the dragon egg for 500 years.In the next 300 years, his father even became impatient, and directly threw Li Jue's dragon egg to Li Ying, who had just hatched from the egg shell at that time, and took Li Jue's father to travel around the world.
Therefore, it can be said that Li Jue was almost hatched by his elder brother Li Ying.And Li Ying's life can be completely described in two words, hatching eggs!
Before getting married, she hatched Li Jue, and after getting married, hatched her own son.When she was pursuing Feng Wu back then, Li Ying was discriminated against and misunderstood for a long time because of the little "oily" Li Jue on her body.
What, you ask Li Jue why he has a dragon father?
Long, you know?
Huaguo is the most awesome, the most remarkable, and the most unexplainable beast in words!It's just a male and female laying eggs, there is nothing they can't do if they want to.What's more, Li Jue's dragon father is still a super hybrid dragon who has mastered many western forbidden curses and has one-sixteenth of the blood of the western dragon and one-half of the blood of the Huaguo dragon.
Check the Chinese and foreign ancient books, are you afraid that there will not be a few descendants of Jilong? !
However, the fact that his own dragon eggs and phoenix eggs have not yet hatched is not the key to Li Ying running out of the cave with Feng Wu on his back to call his brother. The dragon whistle that I heard suddenly...
"Ah Jiao, tell me, have you met the person you want?" After all, he is his own younger brother, Li Datu is much more kind than Li Ertu, who is messing around all day long, and his words are full of caring.
Li Jue hesitated for a moment, staring at Bai Xi's glistening white scales in the sun, and nodded lightly, "En." He wanted to tangle with Bai Xi's tail, round and round, as tightly as twisting twists. The entangled and rolled together, this should be like it!
"Then have you ever done it with him?" Li Dabald's time is limited, his daughter-in-law is dozing in the cave, she may wake up at any time, and may spit fire because she can't see him at any time. It should only be straightforward and go straight to the point.
Li Jue's dragon scales are thick, and he is not ashamed, and he has not done anything, and he has nothing to be ashamed of, so he answered his elder brother honestly.
Li Ying breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to ask, "Then...does he have a gorgeous big tail?"
Li Jue replied, "No."
Li Ying chose the next best thing, "Is that the big fluffy tail?"
Li Jue replied again, "No."
"..." Li Ying's expression began to change a bit, he gritted his teeth and had to take another step back, omitting all the adjectives, he only asked, "Is it a big tail again?"
Li Jue's answer was still the same word.
Li Datu suddenly felt dizzy, how could his youngest fall in love with a guy without a big tail? !This is unreasonable and unscientific!This is not in line with the status of their family's tail control!
After listening to Li Jue's answer, Li Yinglong asserted, "Ajiao. Without a big tail, it must not be true love."
"No, brother, listen to me, he has..." Li Jue wanted to defend his brother, at this moment...
"Bad Li! You don't want to live anymore, do you?" A flame spewed out from the cave, chasing after Li Ying's buttocks, Li Ying turned his head, and took his ears off the phone for a moment...
"He has a delicate little tail." Li Jue's voice was drowned in his sister-in-law's roar.
Li Jue is waiting for his big brother
Echo, but there was no reply after three seconds, so Li Jue had no choice but to "Hello? Hello?" Called a few times.
The fire gradually subsided, and while avoiding the attack, Li Ying explained to Li Jue again, "Ah Jiao, let me tell you, it's not true love without a big tail! You probably just got a little confusion before the estrus period. How much do you do after the new year?" Go out and wander around, and you will definitely find true love. Believe me, I gave up beforehand, remember, the cliff is not true love!"
No big tail, not true love?
Li Jue listened to the "beep" sound coming from the mobile phone.For the first time, he hung his head down on the table weakly, but he still wanted to say, Bai Xi has a delicate, beautiful and cute little tail...
Why don't you listen to him finish!
Li Jue angrily took out the steamed bun and took a bite. Although he felt that Li Datu had been forced to shut down by Feng Wu, the little baldy still held the phone and pressed the button hard, and quickly sent a short message.
"Go and hatch your eggs."
After posting, I felt that it was not enough, so I added another one, "Don't disturb my relationship!"
After snorting a few times angrily, Li Jue suddenly realized a problem.
Before, he had been wondering whether he really liked Bai Xi, or it was just a sign of estrus.But when the big bald said that he "absolutely is not true love" for Bai Xi, Li Jue suddenly decided on one thing.
He just likes Bai Xi!I just like Bai Xi's delicate, beautiful and cute little tail!He felt that the elder sister-in-law's gorgeous big tail and the second sister-in-law's big fluffy tail were all weak compared to his family's Bai Xi's small tail!
kindness!This must be true love!Li Jue clenched his fist and strengthened his thoughts.
Then he sent several text messages to his elder brother's mobile phone.
"Thank you brother, I understand."
"The eldest brother is indeed stronger than the second brother!"
"Next time I will show my sister-in-law to you!"
After sending out, Li Jue put the phone away and continued to watch Bai Xi practice, feeling happier than ever before.
And he sent a few text messages in succession, but after a long time, Li Ying who turned on the phone made Li Ying a little nervous.Still hating him for the first minute, but thanking him for the next minute... What does this mean!
It's as if there is always someone who likes to sing against him in the dark.When he didn't want to be reborn, he was reborn. When he didn't want to admit that he was a monster, he was really a monster. When he was ready to face the ups and downs of a new world that a monster should have, the world But back to the original tranquility.
From the mid-term exam to the final exam, except for a few brothers and sisters from the aftercare department who occasionally came to visit the house, no strange creatures appeared in the house.
Teacher Ling, ever since the aftercare department provided him with a penance lover who would go crazy every now and then, stab himself twice, and let some blood out to torture himself, his childhood life became more and more comfortable, and he never went to the hospital to steal plasma again.Every day, his face is full of spring, getting richer and more rosy, which makes many teachers wonder if Ling Xiao is in love.
And the white dog continued to occupy the sofa, snacks and TV for a long time, except for going to the toilet, he basically never moved his buttocks.Ever since Bai Xi knew that the white dog would not have any symptoms of indigestion even if it hadn't moved for 20 years, she didn't bother to walk the dog.The white dog is like this, getting fatter and fatter.From a distance, his fur is all kinds of soft and fluffy, which is easy to touch, but if you look closely, you will find that it is a fat body. If the hair is dyed yellow, if you take it out, people will think it is a thin head What about the Chow Chow?
As for Li Jue, the biggest player, apart from rushing out of the house every night for "night excursions", he just urges Bai Xi to practice regularly and at fixed points every day. but……
"Why is it Jiao again?" Bai Xi looked at the word "Jiao" drawn out by herself for the tenth time, and couldn't believe it. He hadn't drawn a human form before?
"It means that even 'Heavenly Dao' thinks that you can practice better with the dragon body." Li Jue took Bai Xi's note back expressionlessly and stuffed it back into the lottery tube.He would not tell Bai Xi that among the 81 signatures in the lottery tube, [-] had "Jiao" written on them, and only one had "ren" written on them.
"Really?" Bai Xi showed doubts on his face, but he went back to the room and took off his clothes, turned into a little white dragon and found a place with sufficient light to lie down.
In fact, it would be better if he entered the Dragon Palace to practice, but a few days ago, without Bai Xi's permission, Li Jue stuffed a huge purple-skinned toad into the Dragon Palace, which was strongly protested by Bai Xi!However, that little boy Jingling hugged the toad so tightly that he said it was a good thing.
Can't fight Li Jue, can't drive Jing Ling away, Bai Xi can only express her protest by not going back to Dragon Palace to practice.In this regard, Jing Ling didn't care, he would rather choose the "main dragon" who couldn't grow the Dragon Palace, and the Zijin Chan who could only produce negative aura.For the main dragon or something, it is better to go out and practice for a few hundred years before coming back!
But Li Jue, he looked at Bai Xi's small body, which had only grown to the length of his lower arm in more than three months, and sighed deeply.
There are only two weeks left before the Chinese New Year. After the Chinese New Year, he will be an adult on the Spring Dragon Festival on the second day of February...
Before, he had been thinking about the problem that he could no longer make mistakes before he was an adult, and completely ignored another key point! ! !Bai Xi is so small, how can she wrap her tail! ! !
Sighing again, the phone rang the soundtrack as if it was appropriate for the occasion.
Tsk, who is calling at this time.Li Jue thought with disgust, and glanced away from Bai Xi's little tail to the phone screen.But after seeing the two words displayed on the screen, he immediately took a deep breath, with rare joy popping out of his eyes, and quickly pressed the green connect button.
"Brother!" Li Jue called out and asked eagerly, "Nephew and the others..."
Li Ying knew what his brother was going to ask, and replied very directly, "It hasn't hatched yet."
"Oh..." Li Jue felt a little lost, and returned to his original expressionless face.But fortunately, all of this was within his expectations. The dragons of his family were all due to the problem of not being able to come out of the egg shell. He didn't think that the two of the elder brother's family would hatch soon at the beginning.
The eldest brother and the second brother hatched for 1000 years before jumping out of the egg, and Li Jue himself stayed in the dragon egg for 500 years.In the next 300 years, his father even became impatient, and directly threw Li Jue's dragon egg to Li Ying, who had just hatched from the egg shell at that time, and took Li Jue's father to travel around the world.
Therefore, it can be said that Li Jue was almost hatched by his elder brother Li Ying.And Li Ying's life can be completely described in two words, hatching eggs!
Before getting married, she hatched Li Jue, and after getting married, hatched her own son.When she was pursuing Feng Wu back then, Li Ying was discriminated against and misunderstood for a long time because of the little "oily" Li Jue on her body.
What, you ask Li Jue why he has a dragon father?
Long, you know?
Huaguo is the most awesome, the most remarkable, and the most unexplainable beast in words!It's just a male and female laying eggs, there is nothing they can't do if they want to.What's more, Li Jue's dragon father is still a super hybrid dragon who has mastered many western forbidden curses and has one-sixteenth of the blood of the western dragon and one-half of the blood of the Huaguo dragon.
Check the Chinese and foreign ancient books, are you afraid that there will not be a few descendants of Jilong? !
However, the fact that his own dragon eggs and phoenix eggs have not yet hatched is not the key to Li Ying running out of the cave with Feng Wu on his back to call his brother. The dragon whistle that I heard suddenly...
"Ah Jiao, tell me, have you met the person you want?" After all, he is his own younger brother, Li Datu is much more kind than Li Ertu, who is messing around all day long, and his words are full of caring.
Li Jue hesitated for a moment, staring at Bai Xi's glistening white scales in the sun, and nodded lightly, "En." He wanted to tangle with Bai Xi's tail, round and round, as tightly as twisting twists. The entangled and rolled together, this should be like it!
"Then have you ever done it with him?" Li Dabald's time is limited, his daughter-in-law is dozing in the cave, she may wake up at any time, and may spit fire because she can't see him at any time. It should only be straightforward and go straight to the point.
Li Jue's dragon scales are thick, and he is not ashamed, and he has not done anything, and he has nothing to be ashamed of, so he answered his elder brother honestly.
Li Ying breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to ask, "Then...does he have a gorgeous big tail?"
Li Jue replied, "No."
Li Ying chose the next best thing, "Is that the big fluffy tail?"
Li Jue replied again, "No."
"..." Li Ying's expression began to change a bit, he gritted his teeth and had to take another step back, omitting all the adjectives, he only asked, "Is it a big tail again?"
Li Jue's answer was still the same word.
Li Datu suddenly felt dizzy, how could his youngest fall in love with a guy without a big tail? !This is unreasonable and unscientific!This is not in line with the status of their family's tail control!
After listening to Li Jue's answer, Li Yinglong asserted, "Ajiao. Without a big tail, it must not be true love."
"No, brother, listen to me, he has..." Li Jue wanted to defend his brother, at this moment...
"Bad Li! You don't want to live anymore, do you?" A flame spewed out from the cave, chasing after Li Ying's buttocks, Li Ying turned his head, and took his ears off the phone for a moment...
"He has a delicate little tail." Li Jue's voice was drowned in his sister-in-law's roar.
Li Jue is waiting for his big brother
Echo, but there was no reply after three seconds, so Li Jue had no choice but to "Hello? Hello?" Called a few times.
The fire gradually subsided, and while avoiding the attack, Li Ying explained to Li Jue again, "Ah Jiao, let me tell you, it's not true love without a big tail! You probably just got a little confusion before the estrus period. How much do you do after the new year?" Go out and wander around, and you will definitely find true love. Believe me, I gave up beforehand, remember, the cliff is not true love!"
No big tail, not true love?
Li Jue listened to the "beep" sound coming from the mobile phone.For the first time, he hung his head down on the table weakly, but he still wanted to say, Bai Xi has a delicate, beautiful and cute little tail...
Why don't you listen to him finish!
Li Jue angrily took out the steamed bun and took a bite. Although he felt that Li Datu had been forced to shut down by Feng Wu, the little baldy still held the phone and pressed the button hard, and quickly sent a short message.
"Go and hatch your eggs."
After posting, I felt that it was not enough, so I added another one, "Don't disturb my relationship!"
After snorting a few times angrily, Li Jue suddenly realized a problem.
Before, he had been wondering whether he really liked Bai Xi, or it was just a sign of estrus.But when the big bald said that he "absolutely is not true love" for Bai Xi, Li Jue suddenly decided on one thing.
He just likes Bai Xi!I just like Bai Xi's delicate, beautiful and cute little tail!He felt that the elder sister-in-law's gorgeous big tail and the second sister-in-law's big fluffy tail were all weak compared to his family's Bai Xi's small tail!
kindness!This must be true love!Li Jue clenched his fist and strengthened his thoughts.
Then he sent several text messages to his elder brother's mobile phone.
"Thank you brother, I understand."
"The eldest brother is indeed stronger than the second brother!"
"Next time I will show my sister-in-law to you!"
After sending out, Li Jue put the phone away and continued to watch Bai Xi practice, feeling happier than ever before.
And he sent a few text messages in succession, but after a long time, Li Ying who turned on the phone made Li Ying a little nervous.Still hating him for the first minute, but thanking him for the next minute... What does this mean!
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