The reborn male god forced me to practice

Bai Xi became an orphan at the age of 15 and lived alone for ten years.But even so, it doesn't prevent him from becoming a good-for-nothing otaku who still can't cook. Cooking, joking, buying food doesn't cost money, gas doesn't cost money, and cooking doesn't take time. He is not as rich as Lan Wangqi, but he is still at the top of the petty bourgeoisie. He can't stop at restaurants, but he can still afford two or three cooked vegetables a day.

So, after living alone for ten years, Bai Xi, apart from occasionally ordering noodles and dumplings, has never even cooked tomato scrambled eggs!Life skills are far inferior to Li Santu, who can make custard and leaven dough. The only cooking achievement he has obtained is "microwave potato chips".

However, compared to only making half a plate of potato chips after half an hour's busy work, Bai Xi still prefers to buy a bag directly!Quick and easy, tastes great!

After buying two cooked vegetables in the supermarket, Bai Xi went to the steamed bun shop and asked Li Jue for four steamed buns made of white flour.Since he and Li Jue visit every day, the proprietress knows both of them now, and every time she sees them, she would say a few words, "Oh, how can you just eat steamed buns when you are growing up like this? Two meat buns, add some nutrition."

There was no way, in order to stop the proprietress's endless mouth, Bai Xi had to spend a few more dollars and bought a few meat buns before it was over.

Back in the Garden of Happiness, Bai Xi saw two or three bags scattered on the ground from a distance. The mother-in-law he saw last time seemed to be standing on the side panting because she couldn't lift the bag, and there were three meowing cats around her feet. It's not the big dick that Bai Xi saw last time.

How many cats does this granny have...Because she didn't help her up last time, she was said a few words instead, so Bai Xi had a deep influence on this person. When she was hesitating whether to walk over, the old granny suddenly "Fiercely" looked at him.

"Uh... Do you want to help?" Bai Xi curled her lips in embarrassment.

"Does it need to be said? Didn't you see that I can't bend down? Come quickly and help me pick up the things! I really don't know how to respect the elderly at all." The old cat held his back, it was a pain!He has never tried to possess an old lady for such a long time. In the first two days, he was still in good shape, but after a long time, the disadvantages of the old man's body will appear. As long as there is a little too much strength, it will hurt. It hurts, it's really uncomfortable, it's a dead cat meow!

Bai Xi thought, since he was just helping someone pick up things, and not sending them home, he should have passed away angrily without any danger.The bag was a bit fishy, ​​Bai Xi glanced at it was hairtail, and handed it to her mother-in-law.

The old cat took the bag with one hand, scratched Bai Xi's palm with his nails inadvertently, and without a word of apology or thanks, he carried the bag and went home with the kittens.In his eyes, children should respect the elderly, there is no reason, it is a matter of course.

Bai Xi looked at the red mark left on her palm, holding her mouth in all sorts of displeasure.Why is it that when other people's family is reborn, the mothers-in-law they meet are all retired veteran cadres, and they will be appreciated for helping to pick up an apple or pear; but he has to be scolded twice in a row?

Tsk, next time you meet this mother-in-law, you must go farther away!

Because of this, Bai Xi went home and complained to Li Jue. The two ate and took a shower. Bai Xi went to play two games in the arena. Li Jue dragged her to practice again halfway through the fight. for an hour.No one paid attention to this matter and fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, Bai Xi slept soundly hugging the quilt, but Li Jue was woken up by the sound of scratching the door.

Running to open the door, a fat and dirty Samoyed rushed to the sofa, aiming at Bai Xiaoxi's unfinished potato chips on the coffee table!Li Jue has sharp eyes and quick hands, grabs the white dog and drags him to the bathroom to wash Bai Bai!

"Why did you come back so soon?" Li Jue was a little puzzled. He originally expected that the white dog would search for at least another week before returning.

"I just chased after the smell to City A, so I came back to take a nap." The white dog was very reluctant to take a bath, but this time he was so dirty that even he disliked himself, and he also messed up when he was fighting in the np park. He smells like a cat all over, so he can only let Li Jue rub his hair unwillingly.

"The old cat came to City A?"

"Probably so. We found a sand cat and was possessed by an old cat, but we don't know where the old cat went after that. Every time this guy attaches to a person, the smell will become very weak. Bow woof! This time I have to find him, otherwise the guys from the Evil Ghost Division will attack first, and where will I save the face of the descendants of my majestic dog?!"

The Punishment Division is also known as the Division of Evil Ghosts because all its members are evil ghosts.These ghosts are all ghosts who died in vain, or died extremely wronged, or died at the time of Yin and Yin. He seeks revenge from "karmic creditors".

For people, wealth, status, power, love... everyone's most important and most persistent things are different.But for ghosts, their most important and primitive desire is only one, reincarnation.So even if the "karmic creditor" is reincarnated, they will find that person's reincarnation to continue their revenge.

For thousands of years, there are not a few ghosts who have been sent back to the underworld to collect debts. Most of the ghosts return to the underworld after taking revenge, but there are always a few who cannot find their creditors and can only wander in the underworld for a long time. A class of ghosts who cannot avenge their revenge, their creditors are almost all "special groups" to be investigated by the household registration office.

Ghosts belong to the underworld and cannot be intervened in the yangworld, and cultivators and ghosts have not yet escaped the retribution of reincarnation. Even if they are killing evil spirits, they may be involved in the causal cycle.Only the innocent souls holding the "Token of Hades" are equivalent to enjoying the privilege of "permission to kill", and they can temporarily not be drawn by the cycle of cause and effect while holding the token.

Therefore, in order to resolve the resentment and hostility of these evil spirits and fierce ghosts, when the household registration office was set up, a "Punishment Section" was specially set up to accommodate these ghosts. They can rely on tasks in exchange for merits and virtues, reduce their hostility, and hope that one day they can re-enter samsara.

Therefore, the Execution Section is different from the Management Section and the Arrest Section. They cannot be counted as law enforcement officers, but can only be called executioners.But there is one exception...

When the person being chased happened to be the nemesis of the creditor who executed Ke Mougui.If the hunted person is enough to be convicted and executed, then the easiest way is to hand it over to the execution department.

But if the arrestees are not enough to convict, the Execution Division can fight for this task, and "Tiandao" will consider it according to the situation. Issue tasks to two departments.

After the task is released, if the Execution Section grabs the task, then Li Gui has the right to avenge his enemies, and after the revenge, Li Gui can enter reincarnation.But in the next life, he will get the corresponding result because of the cause accumulated during revenge; if he does not grab the task, then this enemy will have nothing to do with Li Gui, and Li Gui can no longer seek revenge from his enemy privately, but can only continue to earn money in the execution department. Take merit.

In short, the opportunity "Heaven's Way" has been given, whether it can be achieved, and what the cause and effect will be after it is achieved, it depends on Li Gui himself.

Li Jue himself was not very interested in the old cat and the execution department, but he couldn't bear the gossiping Samoyed beside him, so he could only chat with each other.

"Ajiao, let me tell you, you will never know who the ghost was photographed by the execution department to collect debts."

"Who?" Li Jue asked, and found the dog shampoo that Bai Xi bought from the cabinet a few days ago, and poured it on the white dog.

"It's Li Guiyuebai! It's the ghost who was only six years old when he entered the execution department, and then grew up slowly." Bai Gou clicked his lips, "I never thought that old cat would not let a child go."

"Li Guiyuebai?" Li Jue searched in his mind, because of the relationship between Honghu Yueyan and his second brother, he knew a little about the situation of most people in the organization.Especially the Ligui Hongyi who often quarreled with Yue Yan and the group of Hongyi's subordinates, he trembled over the details of almost every ghost as if he had listened to Yue Yan's complaints.

So the white dog said the name "Yuebai". Although Li Jue had never seen it before, he quickly remembered something about Yuebai, and said to the white dog, "The old cat may not be his enemy. I heard that Li Gui Someone from the ancestor of Yuebai became a 'powerful cultivator', because all the Yuebai clan died, which alarmed the 'powerful cultivator' of his family's ancestors. Later, the 'powerful cultivator' went down to the underworld and saw all his descendants They all stayed in the dead city to suffer, and felt that the things they left in the mortal world harmed their descendants. So they invited the emperor and the judge to transfer all the karmic creditors and karma of other descendants to Yuebai In this way, other people can first enter reincarnation and reincarnate as human beings, and the left Yuebai became the most vicious ghost in Wushi City at that time. If Hongyi didn't take him in, he would have stayed in Wushi City for at least a thousand years, and entered You cannot be human within the tenth reincarnation."

"Then isn't that Yuebai very unlucky?" Bai Xi, who was woken up by the sound of the toilet, came over to take a look, just in time to hear the conversation between Li Jue and Baigou, and couldn't help being curious.

"Unlucky? Maybe. But he chose the road himself, and he can't blame others if he wants to." Li Jue rubbed the white dog into a big pile of bubbles, and then washed all the bubbles away with a jet of water to see if it didn't wash It was clean, and I grabbed the shampoo again and planned to come for the second time.

But how could Baigou let himself continue to suffer? He shook his hair and rushed out of the bathroom. When he passed by Baixi, his nose moved, and he braked suddenly, and was caught by Li Jue again.

"Woof! Bai Xi, who did you meet today?" The white dog, caught by Li Jue again and brought back under the shower, barked.

Bai Xi didn't understand why, but Li Jue frowned suddenly, and asked Bai Gou, "What's going on? What did you smell?"

"Old cat! Woof! It definitely smells like an old cat! Woof!" the white dog grinned and barked excitedly, with the iconic little red tongue sticking out of its mouth and trembling.

Hearing this, Li Jue also became serious. He was with Bai Xi all day long and never met anyone special, except... "Who did you meet when you went shopping at night?"

Bai Xi didn't know what an old cat was, but seeing a person and a dog so nervous, he also became nervous, counting the people he met along the way with his fingers, "Uh, a few uncles and aunts in the same neighborhood, supermarkets The cashier in the restaurant, the proprietress of the bun shop..."

"If you say it like this, you can't tell who has a problem at all." Li Jue changed his questioning method, "Have you ever encountered any strange old lady, or a strange thing where a mouse moved, or several cats gathered together?"

"Eh..." Bai Xiaoxi didn't know what to say.

"Woof, is there?" The white dog broke free from Li Jue's clutches, and its bare paws rested on Bai Xi's trouser legs.

"That..." Bai Xi scratched her chin with her fingers, looked at the nervous one person and one dog and said a little embarrassedly, "I seem to have met them all."

Li Jue: "!!!"

White Dog: "!!!"

At the same time, in another building in the Xingfu Garden Community.

Big Mi ran home excitedly with a lame little mouse in his mouth.I don't know what's going on, several mouse holes are suddenly empty, so it can't send delicious food to the owner until now.

And what it doesn't know, there is actually another thing, a ghost in a moon-white gown is following him to Room 5, Building 402, Happy Garden.

The author has something to say: Well... this story seems to be quite controversial...

How should I put it... My head is a little bigger about this story, Uncle Corpse...

As for Lao Mao, Yuebai, and Yuebai's younger brother, each of them was wrong, and none of them was completely right.

Some of the things everyone is arguing about now are related to the later plot!kindness!So I won't spoil it for now.