The reborn male god forced me to practice

"The boy is white, even the bird turns white," Li Jue smiled coldly, with a hint of sarcasm on the corner of his mouth.

His purpose was to use aggressive methods to force Bai Xi to practice quickly, but things were always completely different from what he imagined.

Bai Xi glared at him fiercely, gritted his teeth, grabbed the mug on the coffee table, thought it was too dangerous, and threw another plastic bottle at Li Jue, "Bastard, you really are laughing at my Bai bird bird,"

"Ha," Li Jue was in a daze, letting the bottle hit him, and then fell to the carpet.It's true that he pretended to laugh at Bai Xi just now, but where did the word "sure enough" come from?

"It's pitiful enough for me to become like this. I told you that day that you didn't comfort me with a word, and even ran out laughing. You are too much!"

"Me? Go out and laugh? What are you talking about!" Li Jue pointed to himself, he never laughed out loud!

"Otherwise, why did you run out that day?" Bai Xi asked.

"..." Li Jue was silent.I don't know how to answer this question. Should I tell Bai Xi that he ran into the water to swim because of puberty throbbing, and even crashed a ferry boat?

"Speak out, you really are going to laugh at me!" Bai Xi puffed up his face, he had to think about how to get revenge on Li Jue.Stuffing spicy mustard in his steamed buns?

Seeing Bai Xi's appearance, Li Jue knew that if he didn't tell the truth today, he would never be able to pass this level.So Li Santu had no choice but to bite the bullet and start lying: "Actually, I forgot to buy steamed buns that day, and the bun shop was about to close at that time..."

"You lied! When I got up that day, there were four big steamed buns on the table! And don't you have a thousand steamed buns in your space at any time as food reserves?"

"How do you know I have food reserves?" Li Jue was startled.

"Wangcai told me!" Bai Xi raised her head proudly, but she was still half a head shorter standing next to Li Jue.

"..." Li Jue hated teammates who looked like dogs. There was still half a box of Kaiselu left at home. He decided to wait for the white dog to come back and greet his partner well.But now, Bai Xi still had to solve Bai Xi's problem first.

The first excuse didn't work, so Li Jue changed to the second excuse, "Well, I actually felt a monster appearing in City A that day, so I went to catch it."

"Do you think I'll believe you?" Bai Xi rolled her eyes at Li Jue.

"That night, a ferry boat was knocked over in the river channel. I accidentally hit it while chasing monsters. There are Monday morning newspapers to prove it!"

Li Datu taught Li Jue to be an honest child, so Li Jue usually does not lie; and Li Ertu taught Li Jue to be a smooth person, so when it is really necessary to lie, Li Jue can definitely use his own hands to get local materials .

Bai Xi recalled the news on Monday morning, which seemed to be true, but since Li Jue didn't tell him the truth at the beginning, he was still a little skeptical.

Li Jue aimed at the right time and continued, "Bai Xi, I didn't discriminate against you, and I will never discriminate against you."

"..." Bai Xi looked at him, still not quite convinced.After all, Li Jue was still laughing at his "juvenile white" 3 minutes ago.

"Actually... when I was young, mine... was also black." Li Jue deliberately omitted a few words in his words, and these words were [-]% not what Bai Xi thought they were.

But the pure homeboy Bai Xiaoxi was caught by Li Jue's words, and asked in disbelief, "Black? Pure black?"

"En." Li Jue nodded.The scales are black, the horns are black, and the tail is also black, but there is no black!

"I don't believe it! Show me!" Bai Xi swept towards Li Jue's lower body.

"Cough." Li Jue coughed lightly, his cheeks were slightly hot, "He has changed into the color he should be now."

"How did it change!" Bai Xi asked with concern, this question is very important to him!

"Absorb the aura of the sun and the moon! Practice hard!" Li Jue said, giving a thumbs up.

"This way you can change back!"

"Yes."

"I'm going to fix it now!"

Without further ado, Bai Xi sat on the sofa and began to meditate until the sun went down.

Facts have proved once again that Bai Xi wants to coax and deceive, and tough methods such as aggressive methods will only backfire on Bai Xi.

-

0:45 When Zi Chou alternates

Meeting Room of the Household Registration Office for Special Groups

Meetings are usually held during the day, but because of one person, all meetings above the section chief level of the household registration office were adjusted to midnight.And that very special person is the chief of the execution department—Li Gui Hongyi.

"You failed again?" Red's bloody nails tapped rhythmically on the table, and the entire meeting room was filled with a gloomy wind because of her appearance.

Miao Changhe, the deputy head of the arrest department sitting opposite the red clothes, put the gossip mirror on his chest, coughed softly, "This is just a mistake, I believe..."

"We convened the registration, aftercare, management, and arrest of nearly ten spirit dogs from four disciplines... Then you told me that I failed? Hehe. You actually think you have another chance?" Hongyi sneered contemptuously, always carrying There is a magic power that makes people desperate.

Facing Hongyi's ridicule, Miao Changhe couldn't say a word of rebuttal at all. This time, he was too arbitrary. He boasted that he could catch the old cat in the morning, but now he hasn't caught even a hair. He can hardly absolve himself of the blame.

"Since you can't catch it, it's time for my people to do it."

"I don't agree, the old cat's nature is not bad, and he is quite pitiful..."

"Poor?" The red dress's nails pierced the wooden table, "Haven't you counted how many people died at his hands? Is he pitiful? Aren't the people he killed pitiful?"

"However, every time he kills the unfilial people..." the secretary of the aftermath department, Yutu Jing Simu poked her claws and lowered her head and said in a low voice, not daring to look at the red clothes at all.The evil spirit of the red clothes is too strong, except for the big boss and the chief and deputy chief of the arrest department, almost no other living things in the conference room dare to look directly at the red clothes.

"Hahaha..." Hongyi let out a long tongue and laughed wildly, and slapped the wooden table in front of Simu with a palm, "Unfilial? Filial? Who will judge? You? Or his old cat? Why should he be broken just because of filial piety or unfilial piety?" Life or death? Or do you think he is the reincarnation of the King of Hades, the reincarnation of a judge?"

"I, I, I..." Simu didn't dare to look at the red-clothed face that was as beautiful as a flower on the other side, so she shrank her neck and lowered her head even lower.

"The old cat did a little bit of good things, but have you all forgotten it? The lives of people who died in his hands have already exceeded a hundred! If you let him go on like this, how many lives do you plan to sacrifice?!" Hong The clothes fell down, and the plump breasts were almost pressed against the table. He glanced at everyone in the conference room and asked sharply, "Or do you think that a hundred mortal lives are not as important as a cat spirit with talents and abilities?" ?”

If Honghu Yueyan, the head of the arrest department, was here, he would answer Hongyi without hesitation, "That's right. That's what I think. There are already more than 70 billion mortals on the earth. If you catch a lot, And a cat spirit like Lao Mao only emerges once every 100 years, so of course he is more valuable."

But it's a pity... Yueyan is now being dragged away by Li Ertu for her honeymoon.And Miao Changhe is a human being himself, he really couldn't say that human life is worthless, so he immediately lost a lot of momentum to Hongyi.

The movement of the meeting was completely controlled by Hong Yi, and the result was obvious.

Two documents were handed out behind the big curtain in the meeting room, one was passed to Miao Changhe, and the other was lit on a white candle, and the white candle rose with green smoke, which fell into Li Gui Hongyi's hands and turned into A complete document.

It was stated in the document that the arresting section and the execution section would act at the same time, and whoever found the old cat first would have the right to dispose of the old cat.

Hongyi left the conference room with the documents, and went back to the execution department with an umbrella, where no one else dared approach, and seemingly casually threw the documents in her hand to the male ghost closest to her.

The male ghost in a moon-white gown looked at the document and asked coldly, "What if the people from the arrest department find it first?"

"Snatch it and kill it right away! Isn't the old cat your last enemy? After killing this, you can be reincarnated in the Palace of the Underworld, and the people in the arrest department can't pursue it if they want to. Why do you care so much? "

"..." Li Guiyuebai tightly gripped the document in his hand.Yes, the old cat is the last one, and he can be freed by killing the old cat.He had waited too long for this day.

-

At the beginning of another week, Bai Xi continued to meditate all night even after Li Jue asked him to rest because he was too eager for quick success.So when I woke up in the morning, I couldn't use my strength.

In the morning class, he lay limply on the desk, staring at the handed out exam papers in a daze.

The teachers of City No. [-] Middle School are full of enthusiasm for education, which is absolutely speechless.In the seven courses of the exam last week, except for the Chinese composition, all the other papers have been graded.

Bai Xi's father was a meteorologist. During middle school, some things related to meteorology were generally classified into the subject of geography, so Bai Xi's geography score was nothing to talk about.Then came mathematics and English. Bai Xi managed to pass CET-[-] in high mathematics and English. Although it was a waste of five or six years, her foundation was still there and her grades were not bad.

Physics and history are so-so, considered average, and the worst thing is chemistry... 58 points, a score that is embarrassing but not embarrassing.

The end-of-semester scholarship requires an average score of more than [-] at the end of each course in the mid-term and at the end of the term to have the opportunity to apply.Bai Xi counted the scores. Even if he got a full score in chemistry at the end of the semester, there was no hope of a scholarship...

Other people's grades are getting better and better after rebirth, why is it getting worse and worse?He obviously won a scholarship in his previous life!

Bai Xi struggled with this question all morning, until the Chinese teacher asked him a question, he was still a little confused.

"Bai Xi!" Teacher Lin shouted with a smile on her face.

"Here!" Bai Xi stood up.

"'Does the prefect of Xuancheng know?' What is the next sentence?"

Bai Xi immediately remembered what she had done to fill in the blanks on the test paper, and she smirked foolishly, "Hehe. Teacher, we haven't taught it yet."

"I haven't taught it before, so how do you write his next sentence is 'Jiangzhou Sima's green shirt is wet'?"

"puff."

"laugh."

……

The students who didn't know why the teacher asked such a question at first understood everything this time. Bai Xi made a typo in ancient Chinese dictation, and it was so wrong that some of them couldn't help laughing out loud.

Bai Xi was so guilty that she continued to smirk, "Hehe. I've got it wrong."

"Recite strings? One "Pipa Xing" and one "Red Thread Carpet". Anyway, the two capitals are poems by Bai Juyi, and you are from the same family. Do you have the nerve to recite strings?" The Chinese teacher gently tapped Bai Xi's head with the test paper, "Sit down. Go back and copy "Pipa Xing" and "Red Thread Carpet" ten times each."

"Teacher, it's not in the "Red Thread Carpet" textbook." Bai Xi pouted.

"So that you won't memorize it again! This kind of low-level mistake, if you make it again in the future, you will copy it twenty times!"

Bai Xi had no choice but to shut up, and went home and quietly found "Red Thread Carpet" on the Internet...

"I'll go! Why is it so long! After all, everyone is from the same family, and the five-character quatrains agreed!"

Li Jue: "You are Jiao, and he is human. Even if the two of you are in the next life, it is impossible to belong to the same family, thank you. By the way, can you copy it with magic?" (;[-]_[-])

Bai Xi: "Yes!" (⊙0⊙)