The reborn male god forced me to practice

"Special report: On National Highway 128, from City H to City A, a serious homicide occurred early this morning. The victim was a road driver named Wang. The police speculate that the gangsters hijacked the license plate number AP09XXX and fled to City A. Please find this episode Those who get stuck should call the police hotline as soon as possible. In addition, the gangsters are extremely cruel. Please pay attention to your own safety, avoid going out alone, and go home as soon as possible at night..."

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Back home, as soon as Bai Xi opened the door, she saw Wangcai running over with slippers in her mouth...

That is of course impossible! ! !

The white dog was sitting on the sofa in a sphinx-like shape, facing the TV, with the remote control under one paw.

"Li Jue, Wangcai has become a genius. He turned on the TV when he returned home for three consecutive days." Bai Xi put the roast chicken on the table, "I heard that dogs are color blind, what do you think Does he understand TV?"

"Even if it's not colorblind, it can't read." Can you do something like a dog?Li Jue threw a look of "you give me some understanding" at the white dog.

Bai Gou raised his head, jumped off the sofa, smelled the fragrance and followed Bai Xi's ass, and gave Li Jue an expression of "I don't care about you, this dog".Standing on her hind legs, holding Bai Xi's calf with her two front paws, she yelled "Aww" twice, and waited for the feed.

Li Jue took out the box of "good medicine" that was going to be used to treat Baigou from his shoulder bag and said to Baixi, "Don't give it to him, it will be thrown away in a while, don't waste food."

"What does it matter? Even if you eat it now, it won't digest so quickly." Bai Xicai ignored Li Jue's words, tore a small piece of flesh from the roast chicken, and fed it to the white dog, "It's delicious, Wangcai .”

Well, the taste is not bad, let's have another piece!The white dog opened its mouth again and waited to be fed.

This time, Bai Xi simply tore a chicken leg and put it in Bai Gou's dog bowl. When it was time to eat, the roast chicken in front of Li Jue was missing a leg.

"Why is my chicken disabled?" (;[-]_[-])

"It was eaten by your dog!" (⊙o⊙)

"It's not that I want to feed him." (;[-]_[-]) Li Jue began to pick the plate in front of Bai Xi.

"What does it matter!" Bai Xi grabbed her plate of roast chicken, "Anyway, you'll be full after eating steamed buns."

The two chatted for a while, Li Jue let go, just as Bai Xi was about to be happy that he had successfully protected the roast chicken... Li Jue suddenly twisted the drumstick of Bai Xi's roast chicken, and then picked up his plate of disabled chicken. Chicken, ran to the windowsill to eat.

= Mouth = Barbarian!

Bai Xi breathed a sigh of relief, but thinking that Li Jue was only in his teens, but he was a mature man in his twenties, he felt that he shouldn't hold his breath with Li Jue, so he took two deep breaths, puffed his bun face, and exhaled angrily Started nibbling on his roast chicken.

Some people are like this, obviously they have grown up, and he himself knows that he has grown up, and he does things and thinks like an adult, but sometimes what he says and the actions he makes make people feel , this guy is still like a child at all.

Unfortunately, Bai Xi happened to be this type of person.

Sitting in front of the TV, Bai Xi changed several channels in a row, but almost all of them were broadcasting the serious murder that happened on National Highway 128. After finally switching to the TV drama channel, the scrolling subtitles still said "Please go home as soon as possible, Don't go out alone..."

Was there such a sensational event in your previous life?Bai Xi tried hard to think about it, and it seemed that some foreign drug dealers robbed and killed people in China. Later, the appearances of those drug dealers who were broadcast on TV were all pale and inhuman.

However, the information on that matter was quickly resolved, and it seemed that he was caught without seeing the heavenly beings. In those few days, Bai Xi had to eat and drink, so the whole city was aroused by this news. During times of panic, Bai Xi and Li Jue were the only two who ate their roast chicken very calmly.

After Bai Gou finished eating the chicken legs, he went to Bai Xi to get a piece of chicken neck and a piece of chicken breast, and then he started to fight Li Jue.

【Hello!Give me a chicken wing! 】Grandpa Dog sat down next to Li Jue, as if if you don't feed me, I won't leave.

But compared to his immovable skill, how did he win against Li Jue who sat on the window sill for eight or nine hours?

Seeing that Li Jue didn't bother to talk to him, and more than half of the roast chicken had been eaten, Bai Gou couldn't bear it any longer, so he took a step back and said, [Give me a piece of chicken, and I'll give you new information. 】【What information? 】 Li Jue is a little interested.

【I know what is hidden in Ling Xiao's briefcase. 】The white dog wags its tail in embarrassment.

【Say it! 】

[Give me the meat first! 】

[Sue you for dereliction of duty and concealment of information, believe it or not. 】

The white dog's fluttering little tail froze suddenly, obviously he believed it.He ran to the edge of the sofa with his ears down, and took out two dirty transparent plastic bags from the bottom.

[Blood donation bag?Where did it come from? 】Looking at the words on the plastic bag, Li Jue immediately thought of the blood bank theft incident he heard in the hospital.

【This is what I found out today from the rubbish thrown by that fellow Ling Xiao! 】The white dog proudly puffed out his chest.

"..." After hearing Baigou's explanation, Li Jue didn't speak.

[The big man wants to keep his word, so hurry up and hand over the chicken! 】The white dog continued to puff up his chest, not even noticing the contempt hidden under Li Jue's expressionless face.

A piece of leftover chicken butt was thrown in front of the white dog.The hair on the white dog's whole body exploded, [Damn, Ajiao, why is it a chicken butt! 】【Where to eat and where to make up. 】

Before the white dog understood what it meant, Li Jue had already lost two sparks and burned the side of the plastic bag with the words on it.

The smell of burnt plastic made Bai Xi turn her head, "Li Jue, do you smell something strange?"

Li Jue pointed to the more deformed plastic bags on the ground after being burned.

"What is this?" Bai Xi felt dirty looking at it.

"White Dog dug out something from some garbage dump. It has been hiding under the sofa, and he just got it out." Li Jue could swear to God that what he said was the truth.

"Did you go to the trash dump? (⊙o⊙)" Bai Xi looked at the white dog in shock.

The white dog took the chicken butt in his mouth and forgot to chew, "Aww?" Yeah, what's the matter.

Bai Xi stared at the white dog and said, "As a Samoyed, how can you dig through the trash! That's what huskies do!"

White Dog: "..." That's not the point.

Li Jue took out a "Glycerin Sorbitol Mixture" from the medicine box—brackets: Kaisailu—and walked to Bai Xi, "I think he should be bathed, and then give him the medicine as well." .”

【medicine?What medicine?I am not sick!Wait... what did you just say?bath? ! ! !Aww! ! !This dog is a god dog, and god dogs don't need to take a bath! 】The white dog spreads its paws and runs.

Li Jue was like catching Bai Xi at the school gate in the afternoon. He bent down and stretched out his hands, grabbing every one accurately, and picked up the whole white dog by its tail.

Bai Xi is not a Virgo, nor does she have a cleanliness obsession.But any individual, as long as he thinks of his dog rolling in the garbage, and then sitting on your usual sofa, he probably can't stand it.

So Bai Xi quickly found out the big basin, towel, and dog shampoo for the white dog to bathe, and followed Li Jue to catch the struggling white dog into the bathroom.

The two made an appointment, Li Jue held down the white dog, and Bai Xi was in charge of scrubbing.If we were dealing with ordinary dogs, this arrangement should be able to handle it, but the white dog is different, he is a Chinese-foreign hybrid pseudo Samoyed who was born as a dog in one day! ! !

So when Bai Xi held up the shower and started spraying the white dog with water, the white dog who hated taking a bath didn't care about hiding his identity or not, and directly opened the barrier, reflecting all the water droplets back towards Bai Xi...

The warm water soaked Bai Xi's shirt, and the water stains were printed on the jade plaque on Bai Xi's chest.Then a scene that we love to hear and see appeared...

Bai Xiaoxi disappeared in front of Li Xiaojue and Bai Wangcai, the "Special Commissioner of Special Group Household Registration Section A City A" with a "wow".

"Ajiao, your estrous partner has disappeared." Bai Wangcai waved his paw towards the air, and after holding it in for so long, he was finally able to speak, and he no longer continued sound transmission.

Li Xiaojue, who has already experienced this scene, said calmly, "It's okay, he will be back in a while."

"Oh. That's good." Bai Wangcai nodded, trying to slip away from Li Jue's grip, but Li Jue held him down even harder.

"I said again, can you leave?" After getting rid of people, you still want to leave?

Two long horns protruded from Li Jue's head, and the three faucets in the bathroom connected to the sink, washing machine and shower started to emit water at the same time. The water did not flow down, but seemed to be filled with souls. In general, attack the white dog!