The reborn male god forced me to practice

There are many ways to be reborn, the vulgar ones are in a car accident, or you jump off a building when your family is ruined, and the weird ones are like the toilet exploding when you stinky, or being sucked into the esophagus and trachea by an octopus sucker while eating a live octopus, causing you to suffocate to death .

However, there are also some people who don't understand how they crossed over and were reborn.

For example, Bai Xi...

One second he was at home playing online games and practicing trumpet, and the next second he appeared in the crematorium chasing a hearse. Just when he was wondering...Suddenly, someone pushed him hard from behind. Bundle.

"Xiao Xi, quickly kowtow to your father, and I will never see you again."

Bai Xi involuntarily bent down and kowtowed three times. When he stood up again and turned back to the mourning hall and saw the familiar faces and the black-and-white photo in the middle of the mourning hall, he was instantly blindfolded.

How is this going?Time travel back? !Bai Xi looked at all this blankly, he had no idea why he went back to the past for no reason at all.

But soon Bai Xi realized something more important, the time when he came back turned out to be his father's funeral!

Looking at the familiar photo in the mourning hall, Bai Xi's nose suddenly became sore, "Um... Dad!"

Stimulated by the sad tune of the sacrificial music, a lot of longing emotions rushed up, and Bai Xi burst into tears in an instant.

Why didn't you come back a month earlier?In this way, he can prevent his father from going on a business trip, so he won't encounter mountain torrents... Even if it doesn't work for a month, it's fine for a week!Tell him to call his dad...

If it doesn't work, 10 minutes is fine, let him look at his father's remains again. Although the father in the photo is also very handsome, but... he is always different!Dad... Bai Xi sniffed and tried to hold back, but there was no other way, so she could only continue to shed tears unsatisfactorily.

"Xiaoxi, don't cry. Everyone has already left, don't be sad anymore." Liu Mingsheng patted Bai Xi's shoulder comfortingly, his face couldn't hide the sadness, "The old white man is so good, he will definitely be here The higher-ups will bless you. Tell Uncle Liu if you have anything to do in the future, and Uncle will help you if he can."

"En." Bai Xi nodded with tears in her eyes.

Is Bai Xi miserable?In the eyes of outsiders, it is quite miserable. As soon as she was born, her mother died of dystocia; at the age of 16, she had just been admitted to the best high school in the city, and before the admission letter was warmed up in her hand, his father died while he was away on a business trip. Leave him alone, completely orphaned.

However, Bai Xi didn't feel that he was miserable. On the contrary, he always felt that his luck was very good.

After the death of his father, he received a large pension, and later invested in the company of his best friend in college and made another vote. The monthly dividend alone was almost equivalent to the salary of two or three white-collar workers. Leisurely and comfortable.

So, he has no enemies, has not been betrayed, and has not encountered any bloody incidents. Why is he reborn back to his 15-year-old age?Bai Xi thought about it for more than a week but couldn't figure out the reason, but after a week, he discovered the first change point after his rebirth.

"Four... 40? Why so much?" Bai Xi was speechless, looking at Liu Yu's dumbfounded expression.He clearly remembered that his father's pension and insurance combined were less than 70 yuan, of which the pension was more than 20 yuan and the insurance was more than 40 yuan. Why was the pension doubled this time? Ten years later, 40 may only be enough to pay a down payment on a house, but it is definitely a huge sum now.

Speaking of the pension, Liu Yu was a little proud, hooked Bai Xi's shoulder and whispered into his ear, "Didn't you ask my dad about the martyrs a few days ago? My dad asked someone to give it to his dad." I reported the title of martyr to the escalator, and I heard that it happened to happen that the higher authorities wanted to improve people’s ideological construction, so it was approved the next day. You will be able to get the money in a few days, and I heard that you have to report it. By the way, you still have to remember to thank your brother and me, if I didn't remind my father of three meals a day, my father must have forgotten about you long ago."

It turned out to be like this.Bai Xi nodded. He did ask Liu Mingsheng a few days ago, but he didn't expect Liu Mingsheng to help him so quickly. In fact, when Bai Xi talked to Liu Mingsheng about this matter, he was thinking that the college entrance examination in three years would be able to Adding an extra ten points, I didn't expect that after reporting as a martyr, the pension would also be doubled, which can be said to be an unexpected gain.Moreover, with Liu Mingsheng's intervention, the pension that he had to wait for half a year to get last time, this time it took less than a month to get it.

Being an official is different.Bai Xi deeply despised the corrupt bureaucracy in his heart.

And Liu Yu, who grew up in a bureaucratic environment, continued to hook Bai Xi's neck, asking as if asking for credit, "Tell me how you plan to repay your brother and me?"

"Well, definitely!" When you start a company in a few years, I will invest an extra 20 in you!Just remember to give me more dividends every month with your concubine! (^o^)/~

"That's right, let's go, go eat, and you pay the bill." Liu Yu pulled Bai Xi away very readily.

Knowing that Bai Xi's money hadn't been received yet, Liu Yu didn't intend to ask him to go to any expensive shop, but Bai Xi said that there were still some funeral donations around her that would not be a problem to eat, so she dragged Liu Yu straight in. The famous conveyor belt sushi.

These days, Japanese food stores have just opened in China. To be honest, the taste is not very good, and the price is too expensive, but Bai Xi doesn't know why, but he likes to eat sashimi very much. No matter whether it is good or bad, he can eat alone Eat a whole plate of sashimi.

Anyone who eats conveyor belt sushi often knows that if you want to eat good ingredients, you have to find a favorable location.Among all the positions, Bai Xi's favorite position is to sit in front of the sashimi master, so that when he can't find the sashimi he wants, he can ask the sashimi master to cut the freshest meat for him!

It's just that I didn't expect that the favorable terrain this time was actually occupied by someone!

The sashimi table has a total distance of three positions. If you say that one person sits in the middle, it’s fine. Why do you put your suitcase and schoolbag on the left and right sides?Well, all three good positions are taken by you.Even if it is 03:30 in the afternoon and there is no one else in the store, it is wrong for you to occupy a seat like this!Curse you will never get a seat when you take the bus and subway in the future!

Bai Xi shamelessly gave the middle finger to the back figure who occupied his ideal seat, and pulled Liu Yu to the side seat.

"Xiaoxi, look at that man eating steamed buns!" Liu Yu looked at the table next door in amazement. Among the three stacks of high plates, there was a big white steamed bun. The other white steamed bun was held by the young man, and he bit it bit by bit.

"Isn't it just steamed buns with red bean paste? What's so strange." I haven't watched anime, so I don't know that Japanese people love steamed buns with red bean paste!And don't talk about eating steamed buns, even if you eat Xiang, there are people who eat them.

But it's not bean paste steamed buns, it's white flour steamed buns!Liu Yu couldn't help but glanced at the boy again, wondering why he always felt that the white steamed buns were very fragrant and delicious, they must be different from the [-] cents one on the roadside, otherwise why would that man eat so deliciously Woolen cloth.

Turning the rotating belt around, Bai Xi opened his eyes wide but only found three servings of sashimi. This made him feel a little bit dissatisfied, so he ordered two more servings of sea bream from the sashimi master who was a little far away from him. fish……

"There are snappers."

"Two servings of salmon..." (⊙_⊙)

"No salmon."

"Two servings of tuna..." (￣_￣|||)

"No tuna."

"Is there any Arctic shellfish!" (っ°Д°;)っ

"Not really."

"Why is there nothing!!!" Bai Xiaoxi was furious.

Do you think you are the boss who sells "fish ball rough noodles" in McDull!Nothing, nothing, nothing, and frowning and crying at him, what's so cute about an uncle in his thirties? !What kind of shop do you open? !Also an international chain!Go out of business, go out of business, go out of business.

"I'm sorry, all the things you asked for were sold out just now..." the store manager said to Bai Xi very apologetically, his eyes glanced at the boy sitting next to Bai Xi intentionally or unintentionally. All the sashimi stocks in their store were wiped out, which made him also worry about what to do at night.

Bai Xi glared at the back of the boy next door in displeasure, poking his head, he must see what this evil star who robbed him of his seat and even robbed him of sashimi looks like!Damn it, I didn't read the almanac when I went out today, what a mistake!

Then when he turned his head, he saw a white... big steamed bun with white flour.

right!white flour!Pure white, pure steamed buns that are so white that you can't even see a little bit of filling, no meat!

Where do Japanese food stores get white steamed buns? Hey, Japanese food stores don’t even sell Japanese bean paste buns!

"This is the X Green Conveyor Sushi!" Bai Xi tried hard to recall, what he entered was the X Green Conveyor Sushi, not the X Green Breakfast Dessert Shop!

"We are X Green Conveyor Sushi here." The store manager nodded honestly.

"You still sell steamed buns?"

"Uh...that's what the guests bring."

"You guys still let you bring your own food." Bai Xi instantly had a new understanding of X Green.

"We don't allow people to bring their own food here." The store manager wanted to cry when he said this. He also said this 5 minutes ago.

But the boy who ate steamed buns asked him directly, "You don't have enough sashimi, why don't you allow people to eat steamed buns?!"

"No sashimi, you can have sushi, we also have pork chop rice and Japanese ramen..."

"I have never liked rice and noodles since I was a child." (;[-]_[-])

"Then you can do what you want." The store manager shrank back resentfully. There was no way, who couldn't feed this monster with more than 50 plates of sashimi? !What kind of family can raise such a foodie!

While the store manager fell into slander, Bai Xi couldn't help but think of a person because of the words "bring your own steamed buns". That man is definitely the most beautiful flower in their city.

Li Jue, male, from Huaguo, is in the same class as Bai Xi in high school, but in the three years of high school, Bai Xi basically never said a word to this guy, not only him, almost [-]% of the people in his class didn't have much to say. Li Jue once said that in the first two years of high school, regardless of breakfast, lunch or evening self-study extra meal, as long as it was time to eat, Li Jue would always eat his white steamed buns, so the whole class and even the whole grade knew that the third class Li Jue is a "very poor, very poor" pauper. Even the teacher threw him to the innermost corner of the class. In addition, Li Jue is not very talkative, and he is not outstanding in everything in sports. The transparent person in the class, basically even if he doesn't come to school, no one will find out that there is something different in the class.

In the first two years of high school, there was only one thing about Li Jue in Bai Xi's memory.

Once Lan Wangqi took an extra bowl of instant noodles and handed it to Li Jue, saying, "I bought an extra, let me give it to you."

Li Jue looked at the instant noodles, then at Lan Wangqi, then at the instant noodles, and left a sentence: "You should eat less of this kind of junk food in the future, it is not good for your health." Then he waved his sleeves, without Go away with a cloud.

Since then, Li Jue has been labeled by Lan Wangqi as "not knowing what is good or bad". In view of Lan Wangqi's high popularity in the class, Li Jue has become more and more alienated from other classmates.

But when their third year of high school started, the malice from the world told them that they were completely tricked.

In the opening broadcast, the principal repeated a sentence several times with excitement, and repeated the meaning again and again, "Li Jue, a student in the third grade (3) class of our school, assisted the police in cracking the huge organ reselling case, won the city's outstanding youth award, and was awarded by Q University. Early admission. Dear students, let us learn from Li Jue and become a good student with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor.”

At that moment, their whole class was in shock.

Fuck me!Extraordinary organ reselling case!Li Jue broke their class!

Fuck me!City Outstanding Youth Award!They Ban Li felt it!

Fuck me!Q University, the number one university in the country!Li Jue from their class was escorted!

Fuck me!If you solve a big case, you can go to Q University!How many high-achieving students with Q majors must there be in the criminal police team!

Fuck me!Li Jue, who is it!Is there someone like Li Jue in their class?

Yes, it's the guy who sat by the trash can and threw Young Master Lan's face full of instant noodles!

"Fuck! You just got dumped in the face of instant noodles!" Lan Wangqi was furious on the spot, scolding on the playground, but was directly grabbed by the dean who was patrolling behind their team to have a heart-to-heart talk.

But Bai Xi always felt that Lan Wangqi's word "fuck" was really correct.That word definitely represented the aspirations of everyone in their class, including the class teacher.

Especially after the self-study that night, when they watched Li Jue take out a big white steamed bun from his schoolbag, gnaw on it and get on the military-style Hummer off-road vehicle that came to pick him up, leaving behind an unrestrained and unrestrained trail. When the back of the...

They finally understand what is meant by: low-key luxury with connotations, hiding all achievements and fame...

Get out!Who told them that Li Jue was a pauper? !That white steamed bun is actually made of abalone wing belly!It must be so!

"Bai Xi! Don't stand still, let's eat!" Liu Yu had already eaten three or four plates. He was really hungry, so he waved his chopsticks and waved to Bai Xi, "There are sashimi on the sushi, just eat it like this." Forget it, it’s not a meal anyway.”

"Oh...oh." Bai Xi came back to her senses, only to find that the evil star occupying the seat had already checked out and left, and asked Liu Yu depressed, "Did you see what that person looked like just now?"

"What is it like?" Liu Yu thought about it seriously, "Two eyes, one mouth, one pair of ears, one pair of eyebrows... Ah, and one nose and two holes."

"..." Bai Xi looked at Liu Yu with contempt, "Everyone is like that!"

"Well, so he is alone."

"Can you be a ghost if you're not a human?!" Bai Xi angrily threw her chopsticks.

"Okay, okay. It sounds a bit handsome, but not as handsome as I am! She doesn't look very old, she's about the same as us." Liu Yu rubbed her chin narcissistically.

Although it can't be confirmed, Bai Xi has a feeling that the guy who snatched his sashimi just now must be Li Jue, and no one else can do the thing of eating steamed buns in a sushi restaurant except Li Jue.

But... It turned out that Li Jue also ate things other than steamed buns.