Leaves fall without flowers [Legend of Chu Liuxiang]
Chapter 34 Anti-Amway
Ye Chen was carrying a qin to the abbot monastery, and the monks who saw him all asked clearly, "Does Brother Wuhua have the qin?"
Ye Chen nodded expressionlessly.
He really didn't expect... In such a situation, Wuhua was still in the mood to ask him to help him go down the mountain to get the violin he made. He hasn't worked so hard to serve his master.
Holding the piano and unlocking the door, Wu Hua was tuning her old piano, when she saw him coming, she motioned for him to put the piano down, wiped her hands and came over to have a look.
Ye Chen murmured in his heart that he was quite good at heart, he was locked up here, he should eat and drink, and entertainment was not left behind, but whenever Ye Chen came to make chicken soup, he would do Tai Chi, and Ye Chen's saliva would dry up every time he talked. , Going back and thinking about it, nothing worked.That's all, he has to continue pouring, it's all his homework.
Today is different, Wu Hua asked: "When Master came to see me today, tell me that you will go to Northern Shaolin soon."
Ye Chen was taken aback, he hadn't told Wuhua the news yet, mainly because he didn't know what to say.After all, Wuhua is now considered frustrated, so he rushed up and said, Haha senior brother, I went to North Shaolin to compete for the West Hall, wouldn't this cause trouble for others, maybe I can't even think about it.
But since Wuhua knew everything, he nodded, "Yes, the teacher's order is hard to break."
The teacher's order is hard to break, Wuhua chewed these four words, "I said earlier, the two most outstanding disciples in Shaolin today have no heart for the Buddha, which is really ridiculous. Sanmu, although the teacher's order is hard to break, but you really want to keep doing it?"
At first, Ye Chen didn't realize it, and then he asked: "It turns out that senior brother has always been working as a monk as a profession."
Wuhua smiled without saying a word.
Isn't he a professional monk? Monk Wuhua has done a great job, but he doesn't have the heart of Buddha at all. To put it bluntly, he is a bit similar to Ye Chen, neither of them has the heart of Buddha.Ye Chen came from modern times and other reasons, but Wuhua's mental journey is unknown.
Modern monks chant scriptures at work and pick up girls after get off work, and Wuhua seems to be not bad.
Ye Chen laughed, "I was ordained at the age of seven, I don't know anything, I don't want to be a monk, I will really go to set up a stall for fortune-telling in the future."
In fact, Ye Chen felt that being a monk was great, he didn't have to serve in the military, and he didn't have to be controlled by his family. He didn't even look at his cousin, so he was arranged to get married at a young age. Shaolin monks were treated well, not to mention he was the nephew of the abbot.
Wuhua said: "That means, after the age of seven, the younger brother never got up late."
Ye Chen: "..."
Damn, it hit Ye Chen's heart!Don't you know that I get up early and get up late!
This is one of the few disadvantages of being a monk. You can't sleep late, you have to get up to do morning classes before dawn, and you have weekends and weekends at work. Monks don't have them.
Ye Chen couldn't help thinking darkly, Wuhua always goes out to travel, so maybe he can sleep in freely outside, right?
Wu Hua: "The position of the West Hall is even more demanding. The younger brother is so young, why bother to make things difficult for yourself."
Ye Chen groaned: "Senior Brother, what do you mean, you still persuaded me." He was almost taken away, obviously the current situation is that he comes to persuade Senior Brother every day.
"I'll be with your senior brother, and I can't bear you not to see the prosperity of the world." Wu Hua's expression was a bit ambiguous, "Your junior brother came back from the mountain, and you never miss it?"
Ye Chen: "...how should I say it?"
Wuhua: "The beauties in the south of the Yangtze River, the rouge in the north."
Ye Chen scratched his fingers, "Oh."
Wuhua: "?"
Ye Chen said with a smile: "Isn't there no senior brother who is pretty?"
Wuhua: "..."
Ye Chen: "Oh, there is someone prettier than senior brother, your mother."
Wuhua: "..."
This conversation cannot continue!
Wuhua took a deep breath, "Sanmu, you grew up in a temple, you don't know human affairs..."
"Senior brother, it's useless to tempt me with these things," Ye Chenpi interrupted him with a smirk, "I'm not Chu Liuxiang, so why would I be distracted when I hear about rouge and beauty? Don't you know me yet?"
Wu Hua was puzzled, "Junior Brother once slipped in a dream..."
Originally, Ye Chen was quite calm, but when Wu Hua said this, his face immediately burned with embarrassment, "I've said it all, slippery without dreams! Without dreams!"
Wuhua raised her eyebrows, "Slippery without a dream? It's all just for the junior brother to talk about deceiving others, why bother to deceive the senior brother."
Ye Chen: "...Goodbye!"
Wuhua said quietly: "If you want to go to the world of mortals, why bother to stay in the mountains."
Ye Chen was still embarrassed, if he knew that he shouldn't have told Wuhua that he had a nocturnal emission, Wuhua didn't say anything at that time, but in his heart he felt that he was missing...
What a shame!
But Ye Chen was too embarrassed to tell the truth, so he could only say with a sullen face: "Senior brother, you are so boring, how can you still knock the clock and persuade others to return to vulgarity?"
Wu Hua could see it, she lowered her head and tuned the piano, "Then let's talk next time."
talk shit...
Came here to promote products, but people turned against Amway, so we can talk again next time?Tell Tianliu later, whether he will allow his apprentice to come here is a problem!In private, Tianliu has been enlightening Ye Chen all the year round, if he knows that Wuhua is here to persuade Ye Chen to return to vulgarity, then he has to work hard.
Wu Hua raised her head slightly, "I drew a picture the day before yesterday, please come and see it."
Wuhua is also awesome, turned around and chatted with Ye Chen nonchalantly, since he is here, only Ye Chen can talk, so thinking about it, it is very boring.
Ye Chen thought for a while, and felt that he wanted to learn from his senior brother's shameless attitude, so he also said, "Okay, let me see."
The painting without flowers is bamboo, tough and straight, green and verdant, Ye Chen can tell at a glance that this is the bamboo in the courtyard without flowers, and there is a corner of the Zen garden in the gap.Although he doesn't know how to paint, the bamboo painted without flowers is full of energy, even a layman can see that it is extraordinary.
But when Ye Chen admired it carefully, he found something was wrong.
Why is there a touch of red hidden in a dense bamboo forest?
Ye Chen thought about it for a long time, and felt that it looked like a skirt corner...
Ye Chen was speechless, what kind of effort did this take, if it were any other young monk, he might really be swayed by him, the corner of the skirt is painted, there is no figure, but it is very attractive, if it matches the words before Wuhua, the flavor Even better, it makes people imagine.
Don't you think green bamboo, Buddhist monastery, and red dress are very taboo and emotional?
"..." Who is persuading whom? Ye Chen has the urge to say, senior brother, don't waste your efforts. It was your face that floated when I had a wet dream for the first time. Besides, the Zenyuan play is really nothing to him. , You have never been to modern times...
Wu Hua: "What did Junior Brother see?"
Ye Chen said calmly: "Bamboo."
Wuhua asked: "Is there anything else?"
Ye Chen continued to pretend, and recited a Buddhist gather that fit the occasion: "The green and green bamboos are all Dharma bodies, and the lush yellow flowers are nothing but prajna." So the beauties and bones are all illusory, including you, senior brother...don't sell it with a pretty face. Amway!
Seeing that he was so determined, Wu Hua couldn't help but wonder if he was going in the wrong direction, so he put away the green bamboo painting, "Three eyes are worthy of being able to perceive all directions, then this painting is given to you by senior brother."
"...No need, this painting is so good, brother, please keep it for yourself." Tianliu was in his room, and when he went back, Tianliu asked, what kind of painting is this, open it and have a look, I will wipe it, apprentice I'm so excited!How can I put it into words... It's true that the painting was sent by Wuhua, but he is blackened, does Tianliu still care about a blackened monk painting a painting with metaphors, of course he dared to accept the painting after beating Apprentice.
"Brother, why should you be polite to me? If you are embarrassed, you can also draw a picture and give it to brother." Wu Hua said with a smile.
Ye Chen felt that his brother's background was all black... He spread out a piece of paper, picked up the pen and put it down again.
Wuhua: "?"
Ye Chen: "The painting is finished."
"Did you finish the painting?" Wu Hua had a strange expression on her face, "Don't tell me, Junior Brother, what you drew is a cow eating grass?"
"No, I drew 'No Flowers'." Ye Chen rolled up the paper, "Brother, there are forms and no forms, there are flowers but there are no flowers, in fact, it's all in one thought. There are pictures but there are no pictures. Yes, so, you can keep both of them."
After speaking, Ye Chen hurried away.
Of course Wuhua wouldn't be bluffed by a few words of his wit, but she did hold the paper, pondered for a moment, and then showed a faint smile.
Ye Chen nodded expressionlessly.
He really didn't expect... In such a situation, Wuhua was still in the mood to ask him to help him go down the mountain to get the violin he made. He hasn't worked so hard to serve his master.
Holding the piano and unlocking the door, Wu Hua was tuning her old piano, when she saw him coming, she motioned for him to put the piano down, wiped her hands and came over to have a look.
Ye Chen murmured in his heart that he was quite good at heart, he was locked up here, he should eat and drink, and entertainment was not left behind, but whenever Ye Chen came to make chicken soup, he would do Tai Chi, and Ye Chen's saliva would dry up every time he talked. , Going back and thinking about it, nothing worked.That's all, he has to continue pouring, it's all his homework.
Today is different, Wu Hua asked: "When Master came to see me today, tell me that you will go to Northern Shaolin soon."
Ye Chen was taken aback, he hadn't told Wuhua the news yet, mainly because he didn't know what to say.After all, Wuhua is now considered frustrated, so he rushed up and said, Haha senior brother, I went to North Shaolin to compete for the West Hall, wouldn't this cause trouble for others, maybe I can't even think about it.
But since Wuhua knew everything, he nodded, "Yes, the teacher's order is hard to break."
The teacher's order is hard to break, Wuhua chewed these four words, "I said earlier, the two most outstanding disciples in Shaolin today have no heart for the Buddha, which is really ridiculous. Sanmu, although the teacher's order is hard to break, but you really want to keep doing it?"
At first, Ye Chen didn't realize it, and then he asked: "It turns out that senior brother has always been working as a monk as a profession."
Wuhua smiled without saying a word.
Isn't he a professional monk? Monk Wuhua has done a great job, but he doesn't have the heart of Buddha at all. To put it bluntly, he is a bit similar to Ye Chen, neither of them has the heart of Buddha.Ye Chen came from modern times and other reasons, but Wuhua's mental journey is unknown.
Modern monks chant scriptures at work and pick up girls after get off work, and Wuhua seems to be not bad.
Ye Chen laughed, "I was ordained at the age of seven, I don't know anything, I don't want to be a monk, I will really go to set up a stall for fortune-telling in the future."
In fact, Ye Chen felt that being a monk was great, he didn't have to serve in the military, and he didn't have to be controlled by his family. He didn't even look at his cousin, so he was arranged to get married at a young age. Shaolin monks were treated well, not to mention he was the nephew of the abbot.
Wuhua said: "That means, after the age of seven, the younger brother never got up late."
Ye Chen: "..."
Damn, it hit Ye Chen's heart!Don't you know that I get up early and get up late!
This is one of the few disadvantages of being a monk. You can't sleep late, you have to get up to do morning classes before dawn, and you have weekends and weekends at work. Monks don't have them.
Ye Chen couldn't help thinking darkly, Wuhua always goes out to travel, so maybe he can sleep in freely outside, right?
Wu Hua: "The position of the West Hall is even more demanding. The younger brother is so young, why bother to make things difficult for yourself."
Ye Chen groaned: "Senior Brother, what do you mean, you still persuaded me." He was almost taken away, obviously the current situation is that he comes to persuade Senior Brother every day.
"I'll be with your senior brother, and I can't bear you not to see the prosperity of the world." Wu Hua's expression was a bit ambiguous, "Your junior brother came back from the mountain, and you never miss it?"
Ye Chen: "...how should I say it?"
Wuhua: "The beauties in the south of the Yangtze River, the rouge in the north."
Ye Chen scratched his fingers, "Oh."
Wuhua: "?"
Ye Chen said with a smile: "Isn't there no senior brother who is pretty?"
Wuhua: "..."
Ye Chen: "Oh, there is someone prettier than senior brother, your mother."
Wuhua: "..."
This conversation cannot continue!
Wuhua took a deep breath, "Sanmu, you grew up in a temple, you don't know human affairs..."
"Senior brother, it's useless to tempt me with these things," Ye Chenpi interrupted him with a smirk, "I'm not Chu Liuxiang, so why would I be distracted when I hear about rouge and beauty? Don't you know me yet?"
Wu Hua was puzzled, "Junior Brother once slipped in a dream..."
Originally, Ye Chen was quite calm, but when Wu Hua said this, his face immediately burned with embarrassment, "I've said it all, slippery without dreams! Without dreams!"
Wuhua raised her eyebrows, "Slippery without a dream? It's all just for the junior brother to talk about deceiving others, why bother to deceive the senior brother."
Ye Chen: "...Goodbye!"
Wuhua said quietly: "If you want to go to the world of mortals, why bother to stay in the mountains."
Ye Chen was still embarrassed, if he knew that he shouldn't have told Wuhua that he had a nocturnal emission, Wuhua didn't say anything at that time, but in his heart he felt that he was missing...
What a shame!
But Ye Chen was too embarrassed to tell the truth, so he could only say with a sullen face: "Senior brother, you are so boring, how can you still knock the clock and persuade others to return to vulgarity?"
Wu Hua could see it, she lowered her head and tuned the piano, "Then let's talk next time."
talk shit...
Came here to promote products, but people turned against Amway, so we can talk again next time?Tell Tianliu later, whether he will allow his apprentice to come here is a problem!In private, Tianliu has been enlightening Ye Chen all the year round, if he knows that Wuhua is here to persuade Ye Chen to return to vulgarity, then he has to work hard.
Wu Hua raised her head slightly, "I drew a picture the day before yesterday, please come and see it."
Wuhua is also awesome, turned around and chatted with Ye Chen nonchalantly, since he is here, only Ye Chen can talk, so thinking about it, it is very boring.
Ye Chen thought for a while, and felt that he wanted to learn from his senior brother's shameless attitude, so he also said, "Okay, let me see."
The painting without flowers is bamboo, tough and straight, green and verdant, Ye Chen can tell at a glance that this is the bamboo in the courtyard without flowers, and there is a corner of the Zen garden in the gap.Although he doesn't know how to paint, the bamboo painted without flowers is full of energy, even a layman can see that it is extraordinary.
But when Ye Chen admired it carefully, he found something was wrong.
Why is there a touch of red hidden in a dense bamboo forest?
Ye Chen thought about it for a long time, and felt that it looked like a skirt corner...
Ye Chen was speechless, what kind of effort did this take, if it were any other young monk, he might really be swayed by him, the corner of the skirt is painted, there is no figure, but it is very attractive, if it matches the words before Wuhua, the flavor Even better, it makes people imagine.
Don't you think green bamboo, Buddhist monastery, and red dress are very taboo and emotional?
"..." Who is persuading whom? Ye Chen has the urge to say, senior brother, don't waste your efforts. It was your face that floated when I had a wet dream for the first time. Besides, the Zenyuan play is really nothing to him. , You have never been to modern times...
Wu Hua: "What did Junior Brother see?"
Ye Chen said calmly: "Bamboo."
Wuhua asked: "Is there anything else?"
Ye Chen continued to pretend, and recited a Buddhist gather that fit the occasion: "The green and green bamboos are all Dharma bodies, and the lush yellow flowers are nothing but prajna." So the beauties and bones are all illusory, including you, senior brother...don't sell it with a pretty face. Amway!
Seeing that he was so determined, Wu Hua couldn't help but wonder if he was going in the wrong direction, so he put away the green bamboo painting, "Three eyes are worthy of being able to perceive all directions, then this painting is given to you by senior brother."
"...No need, this painting is so good, brother, please keep it for yourself." Tianliu was in his room, and when he went back, Tianliu asked, what kind of painting is this, open it and have a look, I will wipe it, apprentice I'm so excited!How can I put it into words... It's true that the painting was sent by Wuhua, but he is blackened, does Tianliu still care about a blackened monk painting a painting with metaphors, of course he dared to accept the painting after beating Apprentice.
"Brother, why should you be polite to me? If you are embarrassed, you can also draw a picture and give it to brother." Wu Hua said with a smile.
Ye Chen felt that his brother's background was all black... He spread out a piece of paper, picked up the pen and put it down again.
Wuhua: "?"
Ye Chen: "The painting is finished."
"Did you finish the painting?" Wu Hua had a strange expression on her face, "Don't tell me, Junior Brother, what you drew is a cow eating grass?"
"No, I drew 'No Flowers'." Ye Chen rolled up the paper, "Brother, there are forms and no forms, there are flowers but there are no flowers, in fact, it's all in one thought. There are pictures but there are no pictures. Yes, so, you can keep both of them."
After speaking, Ye Chen hurried away.
Of course Wuhua wouldn't be bluffed by a few words of his wit, but she did hold the paper, pondered for a moment, and then showed a faint smile.
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