Leaves fall without flowers [Legend of Chu Liuxiang]

Wuhua made three vegetarian dishes neatly, and said: "You eat, I will go to see the master."

As soon as he came back, he naturally went to pay his respects to Tianfeng.

"Don't be in a hurry, right? After I've finished eating, senior brother, let's go say hello to the uncle together. I just happen to ask the uncle to teach me my homework today." Ye Chen said as he pawed at the meal.

"It can be seen that you have worked very hard these past few months." Wuhua had also fought Ye Chen just now, and it was obvious that Ye Chen had made great progress. Whether he was Tianfeng's apprentice or Ye Chen's senior brother, he really Performed perfectly.

"Brother, thank you." Ye Chen quickly finished his vegetarian meal, "Let's go."

"No rush," Wu Hua shook her head, "Shouldn't you take a shower before going to see the abbot?"

Ye Chen: "..."

"Junior Brother, at least wipe your head off, let's go." Wu Hua dragged Ye Chen to the bathroom as a matter of course.

Here we go again... Brother, can you still do it?As a villain, if you are so cold and clean, what should you do in a duel? If someone spits old phlegm on you, they will KO you.

Ye Chen also just slandered, and followed into Wuhua's bathroom.

Wuhua likes to be clean. His bathroom is huge, and there are several tubs in it. Every time he takes a bath, he probably uses up several barrels of water.

This was the first time for the two of them to take a bath in the same bathroom. Ye Chen's own room also had a private bathroom, which was the only treatment in the rooms in the Wuhua courtyard. Most monks were in the public bathhouse.

In fact, from this point, Ye Chen also felt a little bit emotional. With this kind of hobby, not to mention whether it is suitable for being a villain, but it is definitely not suitable for being a monk.

There are many and strict precepts for monks, and they must not be greedy for enjoyment. Also, just like Wu Hua told Ye Chen before that he and Chu Liuxiang drank, it was a violation of the precepts.And what Ye Chen despises even more is that you have violated the precept and haven't won yet, so what's the point?

Ye Chen stripped naked and jumped into the tub, which was bigger than his own room, when he jumped in, the water splashed on the ground, causing Wuhua to frown.

Ye Chen pretended not to see it, Wuhua is like this... He chased Ye Chen away when he played the piano, because he thought that Ye Chen's style of drinking and ruining Rusi tea would pollute his piano sound .

To put it bluntly, you are pretending, you know...

But probably the people nowadays are just like this. Seeing Wuhua, he has earned the name of a wonderful monk. Even Chu Liuxiang appreciates him very much.

Wuhua sighed imperceptibly, it was impossible for him to drive the naked Ye Chen out of the bathroom.

The two of them were in a tub, and Wu Hua taught Ye Chen, "Wipe your head with a wet towel."

Ye Chenlan took some water and poured it on the top of his head, and wiped it twice with his palm to finish the calculation.

Wu Hua's face was serious, "Junior brother..." This way it can't be washed cleanly.

Ye Chen was so annoyed, he leaned against the wall of the barrel, looked at Wu Hua with hatred and bitterness on his face, then slowly, slowly slid down... Finally, his whole body was buried in the water...

Wuhua: "..."

After holding back for 30 seconds, Ye Chen came out and shook the water, "It's cool."

Looking at it again, Wu Hua had already turned her back to him, obviously she didn't want to talk to him.

Ye Chen sighed, I didn't expect the disagreement between me and Brother Wuhua to arise here. I always thought it would be a relatively high-level one, such as the disagreement of the three views...

After washing, Ye Chen hurriedly wiped off the water with a towel, and then put on his monk robe. Because he didn't wipe carefully, there were still water droplets hanging on his body, causing the clothes to stick to him.

Ye Chen acted so sloppily, which made Wuhua very upset. In fact, Ye Chen had always suspected that Wuhua had obsessive-compulsive disorder besides cleanliness.

As soon as Wu Hua made a move, she put Ye Chen's shoulders on her and dried his clothes with internal force.

After baking, Wuhua put her arms around Ye Chen's shoulders, and said in a neutral manner: "Junior brother has grown up too, is there any slippage?"

Wu Hua suddenly changed the topic to this, Ye Chen didn't realize it, and then thought, you slutty monk.It was also complaining from the bottom of my heart. In fact, it was normal for Wuhua to do this. Ye Chen had no close people besides the teacher at this time, and it was impossible for someone like Master Tianfeng to pay attention to the situation of his nephew and give him health education every day. Wuhua It's just that Ye Chen has developed rapidly these days, so please be concerned.

Since he lived in ancient times and practiced in a monastery, he ate light food and usually had few desires. In Ye Chen's life, the phenomenon of slippery discharge, that is, nocturnal emission, appeared much later than in modern times.But in the end there are, just a few months ago for the first time.

What's more, the face of senior brother Wu Hua flashed across in his dream that night - there was nothing he could do about it, he was surrounded by great monks, and Wu Hua's face was really worth seeing, and when he smiled, it was called A spring breeze was blowing on his face, and the silent little master, who had a wide heart after the dream, didn't have much trouble, but just tidied up the bed sheet and muttered viciously: "I am going to become a generation of eminent monks, Amitabha, all five aggregates are empty! snort!"

He didn't know that the person involved would talk about this issue at this time, which made him a little embarrassed, but he concealed it very well, and said haha: "Yes..."

Wuhua asked responsibly, "Tell me in detail."

... I'm so tired, let me tell you in detail, this is a nocturnal emission, it's not that I dreamed of an American blockbuster, and I want to tell you about the plot.

Wuhua said again: "Brother, don't be shy, you are growing your body, I just ask about the situation to make sure there is no problem." Of course it doesn't matter for boys to have normal wet dreams, but the ancients believed that the deficiency of kidney qi would lead to the inability to store essence , so it leaks, if the frequency is too much, there must be a problem with the body.Still the same sentence, Ye Chen has no close elders around him, only Wuhua can care about him.

"It's just that there's nothing to say..." Ye Chen lowered his head and said slowly, "I'm leaving without a dream."

"That's good, the frequency is normal?" Wu Hua asked warmly.

Ye Chen was a little embarrassed by the question, senior brother, you are quite serious about asking this kind of question.If he hadn't dreamed about Wuhua, he would still be able to discuss a few words with his usual face, "It's normal, I either practice martial arts or study scriptures every day, clear! Heart! Width! Desire!"

"That's good," Wu Hua said nonchalantly, "Remember to urinate at night, and wash and change the bedding the next day. Uncle Shi is far away in Xuedou Temple, so I can't teach you these things, and Master has temple affairs, so I have no choice but to Don't be annoyed by acting on your behalf."

"...Master, brother, it's time for us to go to the uncle's place." Ye Chen interrupted Wuhua heavily, it seemed that his senior brother who was seriously obsessed with cleanliness was going to die.

Wuhua raised her eyebrows, noncommittal, but she did stop the topic.

Wuhua and Yechen went to see Tianfeng.

Speaking of these days, Ye Chen and Tianfeng, together with Tianliu, who was assisting remotely, also discussed a way to do things.If Wuhua comes back, they will lock Wuhua up and pour chicken soup into her soul to brainwash her. Believe it or not, she will not become a normal person.

Thinking about it, Ye Chen couldn't help revealing a wicked smile.

Seeing this little junior brother's stupid smile, Wuhua couldn't help but laugh a little, thinking that Ye Chen had washed his hair just now, so she put her hand on Ye Chen's head and stroked it a few times.

Ye Chen was taken aback, grabbed Wuhua's wrist, and said seriously: "Senior brother..."

Wuhua: "Huh?"

Ye Chen: "There are many bald heads in Shaolin, so you must see them or touch them!"

Wuhua: "..."