door god biography

Chen Ze's school implements a fully enclosed teaching management. From Monday to Friday, students are required to live in the school and are not allowed to go home. Therefore, parents and students can only be on Saturdays for a week. We can only get together when we have a holiday on Sunday.

So every Friday afternoon, the students who have been circled for a week feel like weeds are growing in their hearts, or they keep looking at their watches anxiously, or they concentrate their ears and wait for the bell to ring after class.

In short, as soon as Friday afternoon arrives, less than one in ten students are still interested in studying. The teachers of the school are helpless about this situation, and the students who are ambitious can't control it.

In view of this, the school leaders reduced the four classes on Friday afternoon to two classes. After all, the students' hearts are not here, and it is useless for you to suppress them in class. Might as well finish class earlier for them and let them go home earlier.

For the students in the school, there is another advantage of leaving class early. After four periods in the afternoon instead of two periods, they can finish school at 3:20. You can go home on the same day, instead of waiting until tomorrow because there is no car at night.

Based on the above points, Chen Ze and his school will become extremely lively as soon as school is over on Friday afternoon. There were parents who came to pick up their children home, and the crowd gathered together made the school gate suddenly bustling, noisy like a large vegetable market.

In such an environment, if the voice of the person on the opposite side was lower, the people next to him might not be able to hear him, but even in this situation, Chen Ze still heard a very familiar voice.

When Chen Ze heard the cat meowing, he wondered if he had heard it wrong. After all, few people would bring pet cats to the school gate, and wild cats are usually afraid of people. In a place like this where there are dense crowds and no food, They will not come.

But the cat's meow seemed to be right next to his ear, it was not loud but it was not overwhelmed by the surrounding noises, and he could still hear it clearly.

The meowing of the cat became more and more familiar, why is it so similar to their family's Erhei?But Erhei of their family is notorious for being a dragon that never sees its head and tail. Even he, the master, can only see it when feeding in the morning and evening, and it usually disappears the rest of the time. If you want to see it, you have to fight not only your luck, but also its mood.

My cat has such a personality, which makes Chen Ze, the owner, both proud and helpless. What about the cute little thing?Will Mimi yell and act like a baby at him, the cutie begging for food with wet eyes?Why does he often feel like he has another uncle in his family?

Apart from the fact that Erhei of their family is more obedient in his eyes, the rest of the time it is really a bully cat. The evidence is that the cats and dogs in the town will quickly disappear as soon as they see it.

How could such a domineering, cool and handsome cat come to a place like school? Shouldn't it be fighting for the truth in the bleak wind at sunset and dusk! ! ! ! !

Chen Ze, whose brain circuit no longer knew where it had turned, kept flashing through his mind while looking for it along with the cry.

Chen Ze followed the sound all the way to the front of the guard's box, and saw Erhei squatting there with his tail coiled in front of him, meowing very regularly.

No one passed by around it, and the strange thing is that no one noticed it. It sat there alone, but it was out of tune with the bustling scene around it. Erhei didn't get rid of it until he saw Chen Ze coming looking for him with his bicycle. Tail, stood up, and walked gracefully towards Chen Ze.

The people around seemed to have discovered Erhei at this moment, and saw the eyes of a group of girls in high school uniforms. They had not moved away since they discovered Erhei. They were whispering on the side, and Chen Ze could hear When you arrive, you will have a good air, so mighty, and so stylish.

Chen Ze couldn't help getting black lines all over his head when he heard the words, are these words used to describe cats?It seems that he will have to focus on teaching the application of words in the future.

Erhei was very calm, he was not affected by everything around him at all, he still walked at his own pace, and came to Chen Ze in a leisurely manner.

Seeing this, Chen Ze bent down while supporting the car, touched Erhei's head, then scratched its chin and said, "Erhei, why are you here?"

Erhei is still very obedient in front of Chen Ze. It squints its eyes slightly and tilts its chin so that Chen Ze can tickle him more conveniently. The tail behind it keeps flicking back and forth, and there is a grunt in its throat. The voice was obviously very happy.

When Erhei heard Chen Ze's question, he let out a long meow. Although he didn't understand cat language, Chen Ze understood Erhei's answer to pick you up, and he immediately smiled. The itching hand is also much faster.

The little girls next to him who had been coveting at Er Hei, saw that the black cat of the gods had an owner, and they immediately became a little ready to move. Chen Ze even saw someone lift their feet as if they were going to come over up.

When Chen Ze saw this, he picked up Erhei and put him on the back seat of the bicycle without saying a word. Then he got on the bicycle and started running immediately. The speed was so fast that even a motorcycle could not match it.

Chen Ze's reaction was not because he was stingy and didn't want others to touch his cat, but because he knew Erhei's temper too well. Apart from it, Erhei would not allow others to touch it. It, it dares to wave its paws.

Erhei swung his claws so fast that the cats and dogs in the town suffered from his claws. Chen Ze didn't dare to let his students learn Erhei's temper, so he had to run away with Erhei.

On the way home, Chen Ze was in a good mood. In order to reward his sensible cat, Chen Ze rode to the vegetable market in the town, bought a fat and big grass carp, and prepared to burn it at night eat.

Riding a bicycle, carrying a big fat fish, Chen Ze hummed a little tune all the way back home with Erhei.

After entering the house, Chen Ze put the bicycle on the back. He cleaned up the fish first, marinated it with green onion and ginger, and put it aside. Then he moved the washing machine at home to the yard. While washing the clothes he had piled up for a week, he wrung out the wet rag Start cleaning the house.

Chen Ze usually goes to work and rarely has free time. The two free classes on Friday afternoon became his weekly cleaning time.

Although he is a bachelor, Chen Ze still pays attention to the quality of life, so there is nothing in the house except some ups and downs, and cleaning is relatively easy. In less than half an hour, the family cleaning is over.

After finishing his work inside and outside the house, Chen Ze didn't stop. He went back to the house and found a copper basin, took some clean water, took a piece of clean cotton cloth, and brought the basin to the shrine in the yard.

He put the copper basin on the ground, lifted the red cloth covering the shrine with his hands and put it aside, took out the god card inside with both hands, held it in his arms, and soaked the cotton cloth in water with one hand Wet the basin, and then gently wiped the god card in his arms.

Although the shrine is used to enshrine the gods, if it is not cleaned, it will still be dusty. Like Chen Ze's house, where the shrine is enshrined outside the house, it needs to be cleaned for a long time, so as to keep the shrine and the shrine clean.

Maybe it was because he was in a good mood. When Chen Ze was cleaning the tablet this time, he was still in the mood to make a joke, and he said with a smirk: "Mr. Shi, every time I clean the tablet for you It’s clear water, why don’t we change it next time, how about adding something else, we use body wash for bathing now, Shigong, can you try it too? What brand can I use for you? Do you like Lishi’s? For Safeguard, it’s better to use Lingshi for men.”

The more Chen Ze talked and laughed, the louder he was. Although he had never seen Shi Gong in person, he couldn't help but want to laugh when he thought of Shi Gong, who was always strict and full of bubbles.

Just as Chen Ze was snickering, the red cotton cloth he put aside was suddenly lifted by the wind and covered Chen Ze's head.

Chen Ze was enjoying himself, when suddenly his eyes dimmed, and the scarlet cotton cloth covered his head, and he couldn't pull it off no matter what.

He knew that it was Shi Gong who was casting spells, but he still didn't beg for mercy, instead he said: "Don't you Shi Gong, if you don't like these brands, then you can choose for yourself, and I will buy you whatever you choose. No matter how expensive it is, I don’t feel sorry for it.” Anyway, Shi Gong will definitely not hurt him, so he just joked to the end, which is really a rare opportunity.

I thought that Shi Gong would have nothing to do with him, but Shi Gong's voice sounded in his ears at this time, and he said softly: "Don't worry about it, the Liushen you are using now is fine, and it is as good as it is." You can use the same one, I'm not picky."

Chen Ze, who was defeated by the first army, was a little stunned when he heard the words, and then he pulled off the red cloth covering his head and said: "Shi Gong, you are making fun of me again."

As soon as he finished speaking, Shi Gong's deep and joyful laughter rang in his ears.

It is rare for them to play around like this, Chen Ze really wanted to extend the current time, but unfortunately, the timing was not right, the grass carp pickled in his room should be almost ready, so he doesn't need to deal with it , it will not taste good if it is overdone.

Thinking of this, Chen Ze quickly cleaned up the god tablet and the shrine, put them back as they were, got up and said, "I'm going to cook the fish, we haven't eaten grass carp for a long time, this time Shigong will try mine again." Craftsmanship, see if there is any progress."

After speaking, he picked up the copper basin and walked into the house. Behind him, the red cloth covering the god tablet shook slightly, as if Shi Gong was smiling to see him off.