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Fang Funong straightened his tie and stood up from his seat. He came to the notebook used to play the slideshow, and selected the music he wanted from the music folder inside.His long eyelashes drooped, his brows were slightly furrowed, and he looked so serious that no one else was there.

Zhan Yifei and the beautiful woman in white from the marketing department were still confronting each other in a state of refusal to give in. Dissatisfied with Fang Funong's ignorance of the so-called dawdling, he urged in a cold voice: "What are you dawdling about?"

Without looking back, the man in front of the notebook raised his middle finger to his lips and let out a soft "shh".

"Gotit." Finally found a favorite song, clicked to play, the sound of music filled the meeting room, and the Miya executives on both sides of the long table frowned.Fang Funong stood up indifferently, let go of his charming voice, and while motioning his colleagues to listen to the music for meditation, he came to the front of the beautiful woman in white.

Leaning over to the beautiful woman's ear, lowering the voice so that only the other can hear, he opened his mouth and said, "You gave that Zhao Honglei oral sex last night."

"nonsense--"

"Don't deny it, you still have the irises on the company floor printed on your lap."

When his face changed, Chris subconsciously lowered his head to check his knees. This kind of self-confident expression immediately confirmed his suspicion, and Fang Funong immediately said: "I lied to you, there are no irises, but I saw gone."

Knowing that the other party was just bluffing, the woman raised her chest and looked up, pretending to be calm: "What can you see?"

"I see you guys are giving eyeballs." She spoke clearly but spoke very quickly, her extremely beautiful lips seemed to remain motionless, and the smile in her eyes deepened, "Come on, I'm an expert in flirting, doctoral supervisors and professors are all It’s not enough to explain my talent in this area. I can read all the subtext of a man and a woman looking at each other. The eye corners are raised up, which means ‘I’m free tonight’, and the eyeballs are sideways, which means ‘Appointment tomorrow’. You are even the president’s sister. They didn't look directly at them, but they praised an inconspicuous tie. That tie might have been given to you. As adults, it's understandable. If you live together day and night under the same roof, there may be some unexpected romances, such as Forget about your husband and child being involved in an affair with a company colleague."

"How do you know I'm married?" They have been hiding it very well, and no one in the company has broken the secret.The woman's momentum was obviously weaker, and she lowered her head to realize that she was wearing a ring on her ring finger. She turned the ring nonchalantly, and asked, "How do you know I have a child?"

"You still have milk stains on your chest." Fang Funong lowered his gaze and pointed to the almost impossible to see mark on the white suit. "It must have been stained when you taught him to drink his own cereal in the morning." Up."

Chris sneered, and his tone became aggressive again: "But what can I do if I don't admit it to you, the company can't use the reason of 'messing up the relationship between men and women' to send me out."

"That's right, it's really not possible." Fang Fu Nong nodded solemnly, and suddenly smiled again, "But I will go to the property owner and get all the camera footage from the company. I believe that lonely men and widows always work overtime and stay up late together. , There must be some eye-opening content in these videos. I will find out the home address and spouse information you registered when you joined the company. I will give your in-laws, your parents, your husband, and even your high school. The teacher in charge sent a copy..."

"It's against the law for you to do this." The woman's complexion turned ugly, and her voice trembled a little.

Fang Fu's nonchalant smile continued: "Sueme."

"You are so shameless!" The woman tried to make the last blow, but this kind of curse words were obviously weak, and this man could accept all verbal attacks that were more lethal than these words. .

"Thank you." Fang Funong bowed gracefully, then straightened up and walked away, walking towards the closed door of the meeting room.

With a smile on his face, he stretched his arms and opened the door of the meeting room, asking the other party out very gentlemanly.

After several minutes of silence, Chris Xiao from the marketing department finally gave up his resistance, "I am not optimistic about the development of this company. The company has been established for two years but has not made any progress..." She looked around and said pointedly, "The management of this company is in chaos. The upper management is useless, the middle management is incompetent, and the lower management just want to dawdle. Sooner or later, it will be hollowed out by you people, so I plan to... resign."

Mi Ya's young boss twitched his lips in satisfaction, bent slightly and pressed the call button: "Security, go to Chris's office and watch her pack her things. She has already resigned. Don't let her take away the property belonging to the company."

Chris walked towards the door facing Zhan Yifei, and cast a resentful look at him, but the other party responded with a very cold smile: "I said, I won't give you a penny more."

After the beauty in white left the conference room, the question that had troubled everyone from the beginning was brought to the table again: who is this guy in pink?

Zhan Yifei still had no joy on his face, he looked at Fang Funong coldly, watched him come to his side, and stood in the central position facing the heads of various departments.The scene just happened was too dramatic, and everyone was very impressed with this man, not to mention that he was tall and handsome in pink, this color that could not be more feminine was so contrary to his elegant demeanor, yet so harmonious.

Because the lover was kicked away by the other party in a few words, Zhao Honglei gave Fang Funong a fierce look. Fang Funong saw this extremely unfriendly look, and he tapped the table in front of the other party with his fingers unceremoniously: "Your tie collides with my clothes today, please sit in the back."

Under the acquiescence of the young boss, the sales director who was originally at the head had to sit at the left end of the long rectangular table.

"My name is Fang Funong, sweet-smelling flowers. From today onwards, I will be Miya's..." After a proper pause, he smiled again and said word by word, "Mr. Public Relations."

There have been complaints about the lifeless eyes full of black and white, and the reform is urgent. The new public relations director immediately called Amy, the boss secretary who was taking meeting minutes, and instructed her to revise the company's employee manual on dress code.

"I said you remember, can you?" Seeing the beautiful girl in the same professional attire nodding, the tall man with long legs jumped up and sat on the long conference table, and continued talking amidst the exclamations around him ——

"First, the length of the skirt should not exceed the knee." Fang Funong put his hand on the base of his thigh, and then slid down the pink trousers with his fingers very seductively. It slipped about ten centimeters and stopped, " The location is just right."

"It's too short." Zhan Yifei reminded in a cold voice, "They are company employees, not stage ladies."

"You're still wearing earrings." Fang Funong glanced at the other party's left ear, and smiled back, "You are the president of the company, not the bar master."

Seeing that Zhan Yifei no longer held any objections, Fang Funon turned back to look at the personnel, and continued to speak to her: "Second, encourage low cuts, deep V, and reveal your career lines—"

The director of the company's IT department is a young man wearing glasses, and one of the few male employees of Miya. He helped his frame and asked, "Then what do we wear? Do we have a new dresscode?"

Dissatisfied with being interrupted again and again, Fang Fu Nong picked up a plan book on the table and threw it at his face: "Shut up, no one cares what you wear." After a pause, he said, "The first Three, wearing a white or pink corset will deduct a bonus..."

"Wait..." Amy, who had been scribbling and taking notes, couldn't help interrupting the other party, with a puzzled face, "How is this bonus deducted? How can you know what color underwear the female staff wear?"

Fang Funong didn't answer, but turned his serious face and stared straight at the girl's chest.He frowned, squinted his eyes, and even pursed the corners of his naturally raised mouth, as if his eyes could really see the color of the girl's underwear through this professional attire, making it impossible for people to guess that he was playing tricks Still talented.Even under the serious gaze of a handsome guy, Amy couldn't help feeling a little hot on her cheeks.

"Purple dots on a white background, lace, right?" After staring for a long time, Fang Funong gave the answer.And judging from Amy's panicked gesture of raising her hand to protect her chest, this answer is absolutely correct.Fang Funong raised his eyebrows confidently, turned his head to look at the stunned white-collar beauties, smiled and said, "If you wear flesh-colored ones—you will be fired."

"Just a question, do I have to dress like that too?"

A sentence was interrupted four times, and Fang Funong raised his eyelids unhappily—the person who asked the question was a company accountant who was nearly 1.6 years old. He was less than [-] meters tall and weighed more than [-] catties. Her double chin had collapsed. On the neck, a loose black T-shirt and sweatpants of the same color could not conceal the bloated body.

Facing the sudden dress reform, the girl looked eager to try, and asked the new public relations director excitedly: "Do I want to dress like that too, with bare breasts, covered hips, and short skirts—"

"No, no, no..." Fang Funong quickly shook his head and waved away the image, breaking the other party's illusions, he showed an extremely cordial and encouraging smile, "Just be yourself."

After the gag-like dress reform, the meeting entered the serious topic again.

As soon as Chris left, the heads of various departments who reported to work were obviously concerned.Fang Funong, who was listening, glanced at Zhan Yifei occasionally, and he found that this kid was very serious, every speaker would get his gaze, and every detail of every job had to be questioned by him.

The upper layer is useless, and the middle layer is incompetent.The problems exposed at this meeting are just the tip of the iceberg. Fang Funong smiled unnoticed: companies with more problems have more opportunities to take advantage of. There is nothing wrong with this place.