Uchiha Kamui's Brotherly Love

"So, the main body is too annoying!" Said the sub/body Kamui, "It's really too bad! As long as you are comfortable, you don't care about other people's lives! This is it! Knowing that this Zhongnin exam is a cross-country joint exam, it is very troublesome , and still pick this time to go out and have sex! It’s too much! I’m so mad at the baby!” Hey, you’re talking about yourself =L=

"Okay, baby Hokage, the foreign missions are all here, hurry up and go to the conference hall." Shisui smiled and handed the Hokage hat to Shenwei, who put on the hat and gave the ridiculous lock of hair on the top of his head to Tibetan Got up, and then went to give a speech seriously.

And after the three generations of Hokage gave the welcome speech, seeing that Kamui hadn't come yet, they casually chattered a few more words to support the scene. Don't mention how miserable I was, I had already retired, and I thought I could live a leisurely life. It's a leisurely day of drinking tea, listening to operas, and playing chess, but Kamui has to be pulled out to take up the post. As expected, Kakashi's sentence "Kamui is the most convincing Hokage in history, bar none."Not to mention seniors and subordinates, even Kamui himself can't wait to break himself in half, it's just too hard _(:з」∠)_

"Hi everyone, I am the fifth Hokage, Uchiha Kamui." Kamui belatedly accepted the third generation's place, "I am very glad that Konoha is in charge of this Chunin entrance exam. I wish you all the best in advance. They can all achieve good results.”

"Then, before the exam, there are a few things to pay attention to, and I will tell you first." Kamui smiled, and his tone was easy-going, looking like an innocent and harmless boy, "Our Konoha is a village ruled by law , everyone is a guest from afar, but you must abide by the rules of the host family. After all, the joint exam time is relatively long. During the non-examination time, candidates are free, and those who do not need to take the exam lead the team. Freedom, on this point, Konoha will not interfere with your private life, please rest assured."

"However, during your stay in Konoha, please abide by the law and refrain from making troubles. Once there is a violation of the law or crimes, we, Konoha, have the right to judge the troublemakers." Kamui added, "This There are some points in the international treaty, so I don’t need to explain it in detail? Then, I invite the captain of our Konoha garrison to read out the main precautions in Konoha for everyone.”

Fuyue explained the situation in a simple and concise manner. In fact, it is not a big deal. There are no rules in any village, but when people think that they are being watched by the Uchiha clan, they always feel that they must make mistakes_(:з」∠ )_Uchiha is also well-known, it is said that his mind is too small, and he will be arrested and "educated" by them for even a little bit of outrageous things. I feel that the outsiders in Konoha may have to be talents with their tails between their legs. Otherwise, the fine will be small, and if you are detained for "education", you may not even know your own name after you come out. After all, that is the Sharingan Uchiha of illusion!

So, what misunderstandings do people have about Uchiha =L=Why does it seem that the whole world has demonized Uchiha?However, we can't blame them, after all, the teaching of the elders is "If you meet Uchiha, you must run away in a one-on-one situation"!

"Okay, then, next, I have one more thing to tell everyone." Shenwei said, and took out a large stack of documents from the Hokage robe. Everyone thought that the Hokage robe of the Fifth Hokage might be connected to a different dimension, otherwise How to pull out such a thick document? !Well, in a way, they got the truth.Shenwei said: "As we all know, the Chunin exam is very dangerous. All candidates must sign the 'life and death contract'. Please read it before sending it out. If there is no objection, sign it."

"But life is very precious, and everyone is still very young. In case, I'm just assuming that it doesn't matter if you are unlucky and don't pass the exam this time. There will be opportunities in the future. But you only have one life! "Shenwei said sincerely and sincerely, "Everyone is a talent cultivated in their respective villages. Naturally, they are not afraid of hard work and sacrifice for the benefit of their respective villages, but if they sacrificed in an exam, they would be too useless. Wouldn't it be a big loss to die without leaving anything behind?"

"So, considering this situation, we, Konoha Friendship, provide insurance services." Shenwei patted another stack of documents, "If you want to know more, you can take a look at it, "XX Chunin Entrance Examination Candidates' Personal Accident Insurance" Really very conscientious, from disability to accidental death, the scope is very wide, listen to me, ninja is such a high-risk occupation, buy an insurance, you will not regret it."

All in all, Sandai and Fuyue couldn't help covering their faces for the specific process, because Shenwei repeatedly emphasized that the exam was "dangerous", "high-risk", "murderous" and so on, fooling most of the candidates into buying high-value insurance... No Do you think it's useless to spend money on hosting the entrance exam?It's not that there is no allocation of funds from above. Is it necessary to pluck the goose and slaughter candidates from other countries? !

But the examinees who were evaded by Shenwei did not feel that they were slaughtered, and seemed to be very grateful to Konoha for providing this insurance service!The Fifth Hokage is really kind. He really thinks about them. He deserves to be Konoha, the leader of the five ninja kingdoms. The social security is so good. It is said that every ninja in Konoha has high insurance. I really envy them...

Afterwards, in Hokage's office, Shenwei was contented drinking fish head soup, and said earnestly, "We Konoha are poor, so we can earn a little bit, hahaha." They will form a group to beat up Kamui, if you Konohas are poor, is there a rich ninja village in the world? !

There were a total of 153 candidates in this exam, excluding Konoha's 87 candidates, a total of 66 foreign candidates, 57 of whom had bought insurance, but in fact, the first test for the candidates this time was set as a "written test" by Shenwei. With this brush, at least half of the people had to be removed!That is to say, this half of the people bought high insurance for nothing =L= And in the second scene of the forest of death, Kamui will naturally send Anbu to patrol secretly, there is no possibility of major problems!You don’t have to worry about dying when you fight alone in the back ←←

In the end, Kamui never thought about compensation at all, and just thought it was the examinees paying Konoha to keep them safe.Even if there were any mistakes, it was only a small number, and Shenwei still made money.

"Master Hokage! The red bean examiner invites you to go to the death forest tower to report, there is something important to report!" Anbu members rushed to report, so that the original mood was relaxed, and Kamui, who was waiting for the end of the second exam, looked shocked. Could it be that something happened to Sasuke? ? !Divided/shenwei is bitter in his heart, although he wants to go to see Sasuke immediately, but he does not have a lot of chakras, and the chakra-consuming huge Kaleidoscope Sharingan will definitely not be used a few times, which is still part of the main body In the case of the pedestal tree, if you want to change it to normal, the split/body can't use the kaleidoscope at all!

"...So, what is Orochimaru's sudden appearance trying to make trouble for?" After hearing the report of Hongdou's encounter with Orochimaru in the Death Forest, Shenwei felt a little incomprehensible, "Oshemaru...hehe, I didn't go to him Settle the score, does he have the guts to take the initiative to come to Konoha to make troubles? Keep an eye on Otonin and their leader Jonin who came to take the exam this time."

Seeing Kamui's attitude so relaxed, Hongdou and the others couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, after all, it was Orochimaru, one of the famous Konoha Sannin!Dangerous S-rank traitor!When his fame resounded throughout the ninja world, they were still little kids!However, when they thought of their Fifth Hokage-sama, Kamui, who was only 15 years old and was sick and able to defeat Orochimaru, they suddenly felt that Orochimaru was not so terrible, and they suddenly felt extremely tough in their hearts.

The main body, if you don't rush back, your defeated subordinate Orochimaru will start trouble... Speaking of which, could it be that pervert who hasn't given up on Uchiha's blood successor yet?Do you want to remind them... Ha, forget it, I don't want to take care of Uchiha's affairs ╭(╯^╰)╮Don't worry about Shisui and Itachi, they have that strength...

Bridge Bean Sacks!Sasuke also opened Sharingan before!That pervert wouldn't attack Sasuke, would he? !Fuck me, Sasuke is only 12 years old!If that crush/children/addiction dares to attack Sasuke, he will be given a gift bag from Amaterasu Tsukiyomi!Curse him for the rest of his life without a penis!

As the Kamui of the Five Hokages, he appears so calm and stable, unruffled in times of crisis, which makes his subordinates feel admiration, how could he know that he has already become a villain in his heart... In terms of mental score, Kamui may have a genetic bonus =L = Same as his brother.

And Orochimaru, who was planning to do something secretly, felt a chill behind him for no reason, and always felt that he was being targeted by something bad... There was no need to reason, he knew it must be the worst Uchiha in history who was trying to trick him!Hehe, this time he deliberately chose the perfect opportunity to infiltrate Konoha when the guy wasn't there!You must teach that ignorant brat an unforgettable lesson!

No, it's hard to say who will get an unforgettable lesson in the end, Oshemaru-sama =L=

After the second test was over, Kamui hurried to meet Sasuke, and then asked them in detail about the whole process of their encounter with Orochimaru. After hearing that Orochimaru actually bit Sasuke, Kamui made an indelible mark on Sasuke Suddenly, Shenwei's eyes were red.

After appeasing Naruto and Sakura, Kamui took away Sasuke who had just won the qualifiers, and had to seal the curse on Sasuke's neck quickly.As Hokage, he left everyone behind and took his younger brother away, which made Konoha's other Jnin no longer want to cover their faces, and Sandai was so angry that he finished smoking tobacco.

Five generations of Hokage, everything is good, genius halo, powerful, wise and steady, deeply loved...but there is only one thing that makes them laugh and cry-brother control.Moreover, there is no bottom line at all, the younger brother's affairs are always the top priority, and the Hokage affairs have to be left behind =L= There is a feeling of being a foolish king who "hands over the country to please his younger brother"...

However, on the battlefield of the Fourth World War three years later, they will be glad that Shenwei is controlled by a younger brother, otherwise the world will definitely be a pill.