Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

The next morning, Wang Xiaoming lay on the bed and opened his eyes. When he thought of the dream last night, he was almost shocked... Especially when he saw Yu Fengjing's maid outfit, he almost He was about to be awakened by the direct thunder, but now that he calms down and thinks about it, Yu Fengjing in the maid outfit seems to be... quite interesting?

Wang Xiaoming shuddered silently, feeling thunderous and refreshed all over.

"...Good morning." Yu Fengjing also woke up, his voice carrying the laziness unique to getting up early.

"Morning," Wang Xiaoming struggled for a moment, "did you have any... strange dream last night?"

"What strange dream?" Yu Fengjing smiled lowly.

"It's just... like a maid pretending to be something?" Wang Xiaoming was even more confused.

Yu Fengjing laughed, and slowly stretched his hand into the quilt. Wang Xiaoming's body wrapped under the quilt was naked and naked. When Wang Xiaoming was touched by Yu Fengjing's slightly cool hand, he couldn't help but slapped him. A little shiver.

"So you miss the maid outfit so much..." Yu Fengjing smiled lightly and ran his fingertips around Wang Xiaoming's warm skin, rubbing it from time to time, "It seems that you were not satisfied last night? Let's continue now." ..."

……

When Wang Xiaoming was finally put down from the bed by Yu Fengjing, he could only support his waist that was softened into noodles, and slowly moved to the living room. Seeing the maid outfit covered with suspicious liquid on the floor of the living room, Wang Xiaoming was all over the place. It's going to be bad.

Thinking of how Yu Fengjing put this maid outfit on him and took it off last night, and how the two of them put the maid outfit on like this... Wang Xiaoming's face couldn't help but burn a little, silently After picking up the maid outfit and throwing it aside, Yu Fengjing came out of the kitchen with a cooked breakfast.

Today's breakfast is egg noodles. As soon as Wang Xiaoming smelled the aroma, his stomach immediately growled. When he leaned over to take a look, Yu Fengjing added an extra egg to his bowl. : "Last night... Thank you for your hard work, eat more..."

Wang Xiaoming snorted, and pierced the skin of the poached egg fiercely with his chopsticks, and the viscous, liquid egg yolk flowed out.

"You really should take good care of your body." Yu Fengjing looked at Wang Xiaoming with a chuckle while holding his chin, "I'll search for something on Baidu at night, shall I strengthen my yang and tonify my kidney?"

"...Go away!"

If he didn't love him, he would be beaten to death by Yu Fengjing on the bed, but if he loved him, would he be able to pay? !

Yu Fengjing chuckled, and noncommittally picked up the poached egg in the bowl and took a bite.

After breakfast, Wang Xiaoming sent Yu Fengjing to the door.

"Have you brought your textbooks?" Wang Xiaoming muttered, "Have you worn enough clothes? It might be cold in the morning..."

After muttering a few words, he suddenly found that Yu Fengjing's shirt was not buttoned properly, so he reached out to help Yu Fengjing button it up.

Yu Fengjing looked down at Wang Xiaoming earnestly buttoning his buttons, suddenly smiled, and said, "Now you are like a little daughter-in-law sending your husband to work."

Wang Xiaoming almost choked on his own saliva, what... what little daughter-in-law? !

Taking advantage of Wang Xiaoming's stunned moment, Yu Fengjing lowered his head, pinched Wang Xiaoming's chin and gnawed at him, then gave a low laugh, turned around and walked out of the house.

After watching Yu Fengjing leave, Wang Xiaoming thought silently, what Yu Fengjing said seemed to make a little sense.

The way he and Yu Fengjing get along in the morning is really like a little daughter-in-law who sends her husband out in the morning...

After sending Yu Fengjing out, Wang Xiaoming went back to his room and turned on his computer to start his day's work - writing a novel.

Recently, his new serialized novels have become more and more popular, and a random search on the Internet can find a lot of fanfic, of course... most of them are gay fanfic.

After typing the words, Wang Xiaoming secretly prepared to find some colleagues to read. He opened the 18R forum that he found a few days ago. Since this 18R forum requires a certain amount of experience to see the hidden special section content, So he has been reporting to that forum every day for the past few days, and finally accumulated enough experience points to enter the special section.

After entering the hidden special section, Wang Xiaoming was terrified by words like [tentacle PLAY], [Prisoner ~ Forbidden PLAY]... which filled the screen. Various PLAY high-end text packages], and then clicked download.

After downloading the briefcase, Wang Xiaoming looked at the articles in the briefcase with an academic mentality of studying philosophy.

……

So when Yu Fengjing came back from get out of class, he saw Wang Xiaoming walking out of the room with his big face in his hands.

"What's wrong?" Yu Fengjing smiled lightly.

"...It's nothing." Wang Xiaoming rubbed his face that had grown bigger after looking at the meat all afternoon, "I added a little calcium."

While rubbing his face, Wang Xiaoming silently thought that he must have a rich dream tonight.

Sure enough, that night, Wang Xiaoming had an extremely philosophical dream.

In Wang Xiaoming's dream, Yu Fengjing turned into a big octopus with eighteen tentacles. This big octopus with Yu Fengjing's face tied Wang Xiaoming up, and then... was pervasive. Eight tentacles, so they are extremely long-lasting. After one is used up, another one is replaced, and one is used up, and another one is replaced... In the end, Wang Xiaoming's stomach is full of little octopus.

Wang Xiaoming thought that this dream was already serious and had no lower limit, but he never expected that he was still too naive... After this dream, Wang Xiaoming, who was full of little octopuses, suddenly found that the surrounding environment had changed. In a moment, he was lying in the hospital. Yu Fengjing, who was wearing a white coat, smiled at him and said with a light smile, "Congratulations, you have your baby. The baby is three months old."

Wang Xiaoming, who hadn't gotten out of this dream and actually developed from a tentacle play god to a boy play, was groping his stomach in a daze. He was so frightened that he was about to become pregnant... oh no, he was already pregnant.

In the dream, Wang Xiaoming had no time to blow his hair, and suddenly his chrysanthemum tightened, and then he was sent to the delivery room. Yu Fengjing, who was wearing a nurse's uniform, looked at him nervously: "Strength! Strength! Strength! Take a deep breath! Inhale! Exhale Angry!" Wang Xiaoming was taken aback by Yu Fengjing who was wearing a white nurse uniform + black stockings, and then...

Yu Fengjing smiled lightly and took out one after another of the little octopuses from under Wang Xiaoming, and stuffed them all into Wang Xiaoming's arms: "The eldest is a boy, the second is a cute girl, and the third is also a girl. Look at her The little tentacles are so powerful, she must be a woman when she grows up, and the fourth child is a shy boy... Congratulations, you have given birth to eighteen children in total."

...What the hell?eighteen!

Isn't his chrysanthemum about to burst? !

Wang Xiaoming hadn't recovered from the "surprise" that he had given birth to eighteen baby octopuses in one go, Yu Fengjing, who was wearing a nurse's uniform, had already taken off his nurse's short skirt and black stockings with a smile, and took out his big tentacles. , Said to Wang Xiaoming: "It's hard for you to give birth to so many children, you need to take good care of your body, drink more milk to strengthen your yang~"

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Wang Xiaoming was really awakened by Lei at this moment, he broke free from his sleep and sat up.

After waking up, Wang Xiaoming silently bit his finger, tentacles, nurse outfit, intersex birth, chirp breastfeeding...fuck, aren't these all the contents of the meat article he read this afternoon?He only knew that after reading so many meat articles, he would definitely have some weird dreams, but he never thought that he would actually have a mix-and-match in his dreams!And it's so ecstasy to mix and match...

Wang Xiaoming turned over silently, and fell into Yu Fengjing's arms. Yu Fengjing, who was woken up by Wang Xiaoming, opened his eyes, and asked Wang Xiaoming in a slightly hoarse voice: "What's wrong?"

Wang Xiaoming lay on Yu Fengjing's body. He reached out and touched his flat belly, and asked Yu Fengjing silently: "I just dreamed that I was pregnant... It's impossible for a man to get pregnant, right?"

Yu Fengjing reached out and rubbed Wang Xiaoming into his arms, and said with a light smile, "If a man could conceive, I would have already made you pregnant..."

Wang Xiaoming snorted, poked Yu Fengjing with his elbow, and said softly, "What if your grandma... wants you to give her a lively and lovely little great-grandson?"

"I'll tell her honestly," Yu Fengjing scratched Wang Xiaoming's nose lightly, and said, "I'm a man, and I can't bear children."

Wang Xiaoming rubbed his face against Yu Fengjing's chest, and moaned, "What if she wants you to find a woman to have sex with?"

"Don't worry, she won't," Yu Fengjing rubbed Wang Xiaoming's face, "And even if she really wants me to find another woman, I won't be able to go... What kind of strange dream did you have?"

Wang Xiaoming buried his face in Yu Fengjing's chest, and said sullenly, "I dreamed that you turned into a big octopus with eighteen tentacles... Then I gave birth to eighteen small octopuses for you."

Yu Fengjing laughed, and his chest vibrated slightly. Wang Xiaoming was embarrassed by Yu Fengjing's smile, and opened his mouth to bite Yu Fengjing. Said, "Let's try it out then?"

"Try...try what?" Wang Xiaoming suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Try to do it a few more times to see if it can make you pregnant." Yu Fengjing said calmly.

"Stop joking... how is it possible!" Wang Xiaoming struggled desperately to get out of bed, but Yu Fengjing picked him up and pushed him down on the bed. Even though the real Yu Fengjing didn't have eighteen tentacles, he still easily resolved all of Wang Xiaoming's struggles.

"Come on, give me eighteen children." Yu Fengjing chuckled lightly.

……

After doing this and that and that and that and that and that, Wang Xiaoming limp in Yu Fengjing's arms, and Yu Fengjing gently rubbed Wang Xiaoming's waist again and again. Then Yu Fengjing said softly: "In a few days, accompany me to see grandma."

Wang Xiaoming, who was a little drowsy, was suddenly awakened by these words. Yu Fengjing looked at Wang Xiaoming's blank look, reached out and rubbed Wang Xiaoming into his arms, and lowered his head to kiss Wang Xiaoming's forehead. The more he looked at Wang Xiaoming, the more he felt his heart Itching, lips lingered down Wang Xiaoming's forehead, kissing from cheek to chin all the way.

"This, is this the rhythm of meeting the parents...?" Wang Xiaoming accepted Yu Fengjing's molestation with a stiff body.

Yu Fengjing chuckled lightly and said, "Yes, it's to meet the parents... Don't worry, an ugly daughter-in-law will meet her in-laws sooner or later, but you are not ugly at all, and my grandma will definitely like you." Printed lightly on it.

Wang Xiaoming silently thought, even if it is an ugly daughter-in-law... your grandma might like it, but the problem is that his ugly daughter-in-law is male!Whose grandma can accept a male granddaughter-in-law so calmly!

……wrong!

When did he say that he was Yu Fengjing's wife so smoothly? !

He doesn't want to accept this setting!

Yu Fengjing is obviously his wife!

After frantically swiping a lot of barrage in his heart, Wang Xiaoming gasped with a "hiss~", rubbed his sore waist, turned his head and kicked Yu Fengjing's knee.