Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

Wang Xiaoming quickly threw some weird thought out of his mind.

Bah, he is a straight man with principles!

He's a straight man with a stand!

He is a straight man with integrity!

Then, Wang Xiaoming, a straight man with principles, standpoints and integrity, looked enviously at Jingyu and the girls in the Weibo comments of Hanyuedao who combined could circle the world three times, gritted his teeth, and made an important decision.

He also wants to go to station B to post a video hook!take!sister!son!pink!

Play a game and record commentary by the way, a piece of cake!Wang Xiaoming believes that he can also use his voice and charisma to conquer a large wave of girl fans!Soon there will be a large wave of girls frantically swiping the screen under his Weibo, "I want to give birth to you as a male god... I'm a little excited when I think about it!"

Therefore, Wang Xiaoming, a straight man with principles, standpoints and integrity, rushed to Station B to apply for an account.

That's right, although Wang Xiaoming occasionally watched anime and watched movies on Station B, but because it was only occasionally, he didn't bother to apply for an account. To put it bluntly, apart from being particularly active when hooking up with girls, Most of the time, Wang Xiaoming is a hopeless late-stage lazy cancer patient and a late-stage procrastination patient. He would rather die lying down than live standing up.

Therefore, when Wang Xiaoming took the first step of applying for an account, he encountered a difficulty. What name should he choose?

It is definitely impossible for him to use his own pen name, like Jingyu or Hanyuedao are good and domineering, but he can't name himself Jingyu 2 or Hanyuedao 2, he will definitely be regarded as A thigh-hugger with ulterior motives is called... weeping ghosts and gods?Although domineering is domineering, but it looks too CP with Jingyu, it would be bad if he is regarded as a homosexual with ulterior motives...

Wang Xiaoming has always had a hard time choosing a name, otherwise he would have changed his name to something evil, charming, cool and domineering because he hated his name so much. With the name of this bad street, I have spent 27 years of sad years.

Wang Xiaoming thought for a long time, struggled for a long time, pulled out half of the hair on his head, and finally broke the jar and changed it to a sonorous and powerful id—the old Wang next door praised me for being handsome!

After changing it, the more Wang Xiaoming looked at this ID, the more he felt satisfied. These seven short characters not only contained his last name, but also contained the important information point of his handsome appearance. What a huge amount of information!He is simply too witty!

After the witty Wang Xiaoming changed his name, he was stunned when he found that he had to complete [-] questions in a limited time to become a full member of station B.

But thinking about the big wave of girls waiting for him in front of him, Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth and took the almighty Du Niang to the battlefield.

You all know what happened next.

Relying on the hand speed of spelling out the code words and the insane Baidu, Wang Xiaoming finally successfully completed the insane hundred questions. When he saw the final score of 79, Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but shed tears of relief.

Wang Xiaoming shed tears of relief while taking screenshots and putting them in the group.

So handsome that he has no friends: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha After completing a hundred questions frantically, I finally succeeded in becoming an official member of station B ~ I really admire myself so much!Hahahahaha The Seven Wolves of the Desert: I don’t know what to be proud of...By the way, we are all official members of Station B Master Diancang: Official members can buy invitation codes, you can ask us directly for domineering watermelons if you don’t tell me earlier Dao: ...then you don't have to bother to answer those one hundred questions. Too handsome to have no friend: ...Huh?

Desert Seven Wolves: I don't blame you. With your IQ, it is impossible to think of this. Master Diancang: Light the candle for your IQ [candle

Domineering Watermelon Knife: As expected of a man whose IQ has lowered the level of the whole group, he is so handsome that he has no friends: You gays!roll!

The ashamed and angry Wang Xiaoming forked off the group angrily. He looked at the account of the old Wang next door who praised me for being handsome, and he felt very painful.

The egg hurt for a long time, Wang Xiaoming thought to himself, he thought it was better to train his hand speed, woo woo woo.

But soon, Wang Xiaoming cheered up. He first ran to pay attention to Jingyuhanyuedao, the only two grandmas he knew, and then began to think about recording the live game.

After earnestly studying and revisiting several horror game live broadcasts, Wang Xiaoming went to Baidu to download a tutorial on recording live games, and then followed the steps of the tutorial to download a software for recording games.

Open the software and set it up, adjust the mic, and everything is ready, Wang Xiaoming began to struggle.

What game does he want to record?

As I said before, Wang Xiaoming is a tenth-level handicapped party (the full level is tenth level), even if it is a small puzzle stand-alone game like Plants vs. These large-scale online games, even the 4399 mini-games, are enough for him to pass the level... Thinking about it, even Wang Xiaoming was made to cry by himself. As a hopeless handicapped game scum, he felt sorry for the first time in his life The country is sorry to the party, he is simply wasting the country's food and increasing the food crisis living in this world!

So Wang Xiaoming fell into a deep self-disgust.

After disliking himself, Wang Xiaoming cheered up and planned to start with the simplest little game.

It doesn't matter, let's start with simple and easy ones, such as minesweeping cards, let the audience see how handicapped he can be even playing the simplest small games... and then the audience... will get used to it .

Hehe, goodbye, world!

Wang Xiaoming cried with his head in his arms.

Disgusting himself again, Wang Xiaoming pulled himself together again, then went online and found a small flying chess game.

Coordinates: 4399

That's right, as a handicapped party, operation games can't do it, strategy games can't do it, puzzle games can't do it, so I can only - damn!people!Taste!What if there is no operation?do not be afraid!What if there is no IQ?do not be afraid!A mini-game of flying chess that only depends on character!welcome!you!

So, Wang Xiaoming started recording flying chess with great interest, man-machine mode.

After pressing the record button, Wang Xiaoming cleared his throat, and used his Maiba voice trained in KTV to say an opening line that he thought of in a second: "Hi everyone, I am being beaten by myself every morning. Shuai Xing even the old king next door praised me for being handsome! The old king next door praised me for being handsome! Today I want to bring you a live game that is a high-end, high-grade, low-key, luxurious, and connotative high-IQ game - Ludo! Because today This is my first time recording live, so maybe the recording is not very good, if you think my recording is not good...you can hit me if you have the ability~"

Wang Xiaoming almost wanted to praise his wit. He actually thought of such a deep and connotative opening line within a second. The girls who watched his video will definitely be impressed by his wit!Simply perfect!But the only fly in the ointment is that his speech speed is not as fast as he imagined, surpassing Liu Xiang to kill Hua Shao. After a long sentence, he can't hold his breath to continue the next sentence, and he still needs to catch his breath... ...But Wang Xiaoming didn't pay much attention to it, he thought, it must be because he was too excited the first time, it doesn't matter, it will be fine next time.

So Wang Xiaoming encouraged himself and started recording videos while playing games.

The game started, and Wang Xiaoming was the first to throw the dice. While throwing the dice, Wang Xiaoming congratulated Mai Zi, imagining that there were a lot of girls in front of him: "Don't think that throwing dice seems simple, but throwing dice is actually a technical job! You have to see The right time, place, and people, apart from the right time, place, and people, it also depends on the character, I counted, this is the right time to throw dice! Let me throw a six for you..."

On the screen, the dice spun slowly, stopped, and froze at one.

"Ahem, I made a mistake. It must be because I was too nervous to record the video for the first time. It was wrong. Wait for the next one! I will definitely throw a six in the next one!"

Gradually, the planes from the other three parties came out one after another, and only Wang Xiaoming stood still.

"...It must be that the wind is too strong today to affect my thinking speed! It is definitely not a problem with my character!"

……

"It must be because the sun is so dazzling today that it blinds my eyes! It's definitely not a matter of my character!"

……

"...It must be because I forgot to read the almanac today, it's not suitable to play flying chess today..."

In the end, the planes of the other three companies were in place one after another, but Wang Xiaoming remained standing.

After a game of flying chess, Wang Xiaoming didn't even throw a six...

It is really sad for those who see it, and tears for those who hear it.

The disheartened Wang Xiaoming didn't even edit the video, and just threw it on Station B, intending to smash it.

But he never expected that his video would become popular.

The next day, the video titled "This is a crazy flying chess game, the grandma has collapsed" was posted on the front page.