Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

...you listen to my explanation!

Wang Xiaoming's whole body is not well.

[Xiu Nu] Shi Chengqi ghosts and gods: o(╯口╰) o Would you believe me if I said that the verification just now was not done by me? [Queen] Cornflower: Didn’t you do it? Could it be your cat? ? ≧▽≦[Tairen] Tulip: Such a stupid and cute boy must be a cute boy!Lie down and let us tease you≧▽≦【Xiu Nu】Shi Cheng weeps ghosts and gods: ...

Wang Xiaoming couldn't help turning his head and complaining to Yu Fengjing: "...Are all girls fighting so strong now?"

Yu Fengjing looked at Wang Xiaoming's depressed expression, smiled and rubbed his face, then took the keyboard and started typing.

[Show Girl] Poetry Weeping Ghosts and Gods: I can only tease my man_(:зゝ∠)_

Wang Xiaoming: "..."

...Fuck!

Wang Xiaoming was even more depressed.

【Queen】Cornflower: Such a cute boy already has a boyfriend~

[Imperial Concubine] Peacock Grass: It really is a cute and stupid little shou ~ same as Lao Wang =v=＋

【Tairen】Tu Jinxiang: Speaking of which, I also feel that the aura of the newcomer is like a stupid king≧▽≦

[Xiu Nu] Shi Cheng weeps ghosts and gods: ...

Wang Xiaoming felt like shit!

He only said less than three sentences before and after!How did they see that he was stupid!Most importantly, why did he have an ominous premonition about losing his vest? !

[Xiu Nu] Shicheng weeps ghosts and gods: ahahaha... who is Lao Wang? Σ(°△°|||) Wang Xiaoming played dumb silently.

[Queen] Cornflower: Aren't you a fan of Jingyu, how can you not know who Lao Wang is?

[Imperial Concubine] Peacock Grass: As a brainless fan of the male god, how can I not know who the official partner of the male god is~ [Talent] Tulip: Lao Wang is just like you, a stupid and cute little shou~≧ ▽≦[Xiu Nu] Shi Chengqi Ghosts and Gods: Uh, I seem to remember...but I think he is very aggressive!

[Empress] Cornflower: Pfft~ Newcomer, are you kidding me~ How could Lao Wang be able to attack~ [Imperial Concubine] Peacock Grass: 2333333333 Lao Wang is definitely a stupid and cute person!

[Talent] Tulip: Lao Wang is so stupid, how could it be an attack! o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓Wang Xiaoming: "..."

Wang Xiaoming was very unhappy.

Yu Fengjing couldn't help laughing when he saw the group of girls teasing Wang Xiaoming. Feeling the slight vibration in his chest, Wang Xiaoming stabbed Yu Fengjing's chest with his elbow in dissatisfaction.

snort!He refuses to accept it!

Wang Xiaoming pursed his lips and looked to the right of the group members. In the column of group members, he saw the word Jingyu. He was the administrator of the group. His avatar was on. He was online at this time. Penguin is already logged in.

Wang Xiaoming chuckled, thinking about it, he immediately opened Yu Fengjing's penguin account, and used Yu Fengjing's penguin account to open up Yu Fengjing's fan group.

Seeing Wang Xiaoming's actions, Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows and asked, "What do you want to do?"

"Hmph, I won't tell you!" Wang Xiaoming chuckled, typed on the keyboard, and sent it through Yu Fengjing's Penguin account——

[Royal Concubine] Jingyu: I admit, Lao Wang is the gong

After posting, Wang Xiaoming burst out laughing, and patted Yu Fengjing's thigh: "Your title is actually a noble concubine! Who is the emperor, and when will I come to welcome you?"

Yu Fengjing pinched Wang Xiaoming's chin, and said with a smile, "I'll make you the emperor...you can come to me tonight."

"Hmph, you want me to be lucky for you," Wang Xiaoming ruthlessly touched Yu Fengjing's chin, like an old man molesting a woman from his natal family, "I have to see if I can check your brand~"

"Then will you turn it over?" Yu Fengjing tightened his arms and pulled Wang Xiaoming into his arms.

Wang Xiaoming moaned and struggled, but his eyes stayed on the computer screen. Sure enough, after he used Yu Fengjing's penguin to speak, the group exploded... But the direction seemed to be a little different from what he imagined .

[Queen] Cornflower: Pfft~ My God, have you had your account hacked? ! Σ (っ°Д°;) っ

[Imperial Concubine] Peacock Grass: 23333333 must have been hacked!Otherwise, how could it be possible to say such a thing!It must be Lao Wang's stupid and cute account that was stolen by Jingyu!

[Talent] Tulip: Old Wang, you are so cute and stupid!We see through you!It is definitely what you said in the name of Jingyuda, right!Secretly use your own penguin to tell others what you are like~ Don't be too arrogant~ [Grand Concubine] Jingyu: No, I am Jingyu himself!

[Queen] Cornflower: Come on less!Jing Yu would never speak in such a tone! ==＋

[Imperial Concubine] Peacock Grass: Old Wang, you are so stupid and cute, you have already been exposed, so stop pretending 233333333

[Talent] Tulip: Pharaoh is really stupid and cute!It's the same as the rookie~ Speaking of rookies, come out and watch the stormy official match!

[Imperial Concubine] Jingyu: I am really Jingyu!To lie to you, I am Wu Yanzu!

[Queen] Cornflower: Don't be stupid, your tone of voice is completely different from Jingyu's! ... By the way, why do I feel that the timing of Pharaoh's appearance is too coincidental... As I was talking, why did I feel that I seemed to know something extraordinary!

[Royal Concubine] Peacock Grass: What the group leader said!I also feel as if I know something incredible!Just after the newcomer boasted that Lao Wang is very offensive, Lao Wang stole Jingyu's account to "prove" that he is very offensive. How could it be such a coincidence? Wearing a vest and lurking in the fan base!

Wang Xiaoming: "..."

Wang Xiaoming was very depressed, why did he lose his vest again? !

Hey, why did he say "again"?

...Because he has fallen several times before!

Ever since he got acquainted with Yu Fengjing, he has been losing his vest every day, is there any reason!Every time I put on the vest, I will be ripped off at the speed of light!This time, he was ruthlessly stripped of his vest by these girls after he said ten sentences before and after!It's simply too ruthless, too cruel, and too vexatious!Can this ruthless, cruel and unreasonable world get better? !The most basic trust between people is gone!

Yu Fengjing, who was watching from the sidelines, hugged Wang Xiaoming and couldn't help laughing, and Wang Xiaoming was also very depressed.

"Why are you so stupid..." Yu Fengjing whispered next to Wang Xiaoming's ear, the scorching air of his breath sprayed on the skin under Wang Xiaoming's ears, making Wang Xiaoming tremble slightly.

"...I'm not stupid," Wang Xiaoming felt aggrieved, "I graduated from university."

Yu Fengjing smiled and squeezed Wang Xiaoming's face, stretched his hands under Wang Xiaoming's arms, took over the keyboard, and started typing.

[Royal Concubine] Jingyu: Alright, stop teasing Lao Wang

【Empress】Cornflower: The Lord is coming≧▽≦

[Royal Concubine] Peacock Grass: 233333333 The male god is quick to take care of your little stupid cute~

[Talent] Tulip: There are such stupid and cute people in this world, it really makes me drunk from laughing...

[Grand Concubine] Jingyu: He was already stupid enough, but if you say he is stupid, what should he do if he becomes even more stupid?

[Empress] Cornflower: God, you are so reasonable, I am speechless≧▽≦......

Wang Xiaoming gave Yu Fengjing a faint look: "...Although I can see that you mean to let them stop calling me stupid, why do I feel that something is wrong?"

Yu Fengjing smiled lightly: "...What's wrong?"

"...What do you mean if they say I'm stupid and I've become even more stupid?"

"I'm afraid they will make you more and more stupid," Yu Fengjing said solemnly, "If you become more stupid than now, someone will abduct you into a ravine with a chicken leg and become someone's wife what to do?"

"How could I be abducted by a chicken leg!...Wait, what does it mean to be abducted into a ravine to be someone's wife?"

"Literally," Yu Fengjing said solemnly and seriously, "My daughter-in-law is so stupid and cute, someone must want to kidnap her as a daughter-in-law."

"I'm a man!" Wang Xiaoming emphasized.

"Gender is not a problem these days," Yu Fengjing smiled slowly, "...but don't worry, I won't let others abduct you."

"Hmph." Wang Xiaoming came back to his senses, the chat box was maxed out by the girls watching JQ.

【Empress】Cornflower: Is it the rhythm of Jingyu and Laowang living together≧▽≦

[Royal Concubine] Peacock Grass: 233333333 The two of them are fit together, and they are definitely living together!

[Tairen] Tulip: For this kind of high-profile show of affection, I just want to say three words - don't stop!

【Zhaoyi】Sunflower: Awwowowowowowowowowowowowwowwowwowwowwowwowwowwowwowwowwowwowwow, begging the male god and Pharaoh to make sure to record a few episodes of the sweet live of the husband and wife files!

……

Yu Fengjing smiled slightly, and typed a reply——

[Imperial Concubine] Jingyu: I will consider the live recording, as for cohabitation, guess what

[Imperial Concubine] Jingyu: I won’t tell you if I guess correctly, Lao Wang will be shy

[Empress] Cornflower: Fuck that sweet and doting tone!It's absolutely cohabitation!

[Royal Concubine] Peacock Grass: It's so sweet that even the onlookers blush!Get out and get married, please!

[Talent] Tulip: Lao Wang will be shy... Lao Wang will be shy... Why is Lao Wang shy? !I bet fifty cents that you guys are living together! ! !

【Zhaoyi】Sunflower: The wind and rain are overwhelming!Please don't take pity on Lao Wang, this stupid and cute flower!Ravage hard ≧▽≦...

Wang Xiaoming snorted and grabbed the keyboard——

[Imperial Concubine] Jingyu: I am the one who suffers, ravaged~ I can't ravage the old king_(:зゝ∠)_

Wang Xiaoming remembers that Jingyu seems to like to use this emoji _(:зゝ∠)_, thinking that there is nothing wrong with using this emoji...

[Empress] Cornflower: 2333333 Old Wang, you stupid and cute usurper the throne again!If you are not good, you have to spank ＿(:зゝ∠)＿

[Imperial Concubine] Peacock Grass: Lao Wang's selling skills are so stupid and cute!I am simply drunk!Stop pretending that you are attacking, just lie down obediently and wait for the stormy weather, you will be fine ＿(:зゝ∠)＿

[Talent] Tulip: Stupid king, did you make it? You and your family's painting style of Stormy Storm are obviously different!Stop messing around, lie down obediently _(:зゝ∠)_

【Zhaoyi】Sunflower: I feel sorry for Pharaoh's IQ, so don't think about it as an attack, just lie down quietly ＿(：зゝ∠)＿

……

Can this ruthless, cruel and unreasonable world still play happily with him?

Wang Xiaoming was very depressed.

Yu Fengjing laughed so hard that he almost recited it. He pressed Wang Xiaoming into his arms and rubbed his face until Wang Xiaoming's face turned red. Wang Xiaoming, who was so depressed, turned his back to Yu Fengjing, angry and didn't want to talk.

[Grand Concubine] Jingyu: Old Wang is angry at what you said, so he doesn't talk to me anymore

[Empress] Cornflower: Help Lao Wang, how can this stupid and cute one be so cute and so awkward!

[Imperial Concubine] Peacock Grass: Distressed and shocked by the storm [Dian Wax]

【Talent】Tu Jinxiang: Hurry up and coax Xiaoshou, Jingyu.

【Empress】Cornflower: Good night, male god, I'm going to go to bed to coax him when I'm offline~

[Imperial Concubine] Peacock Grass: The thoughts upstairs are too bad and too evil! ...But I like it!

[Talent] Tulip: Immediately made up a million-dollar high-profile high-profile novel!

……

Yu Fengjing quit his Penguin and Wang Xiaoming's Penguin, and turned off the computer.

Although Wang Xiaoming was very depressed, he had been watching the group of girls chatting, and when he saw the words "coaxing on the bed" said by a certain girl... he suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart!

So, when Yu Fengjing turned off the computer, Wang Xiaoming immediately stood up and said, "Ahahaha, it's already so late before I know it, I should go back... let's go."

"Leaving so late?" Yu Fengjing pursed his lips and smiled lightly.

"Well," Wang Xiaoming turned his head away, not daring to look at the meaning in Yu Fengjing's eyes, "...I'm going back to City S tomorrow, and I have to go back to the hotel to pack my luggage."

Yu Fengjing paused for a long while before asking, "What time do you leave tomorrow?"

"Around ten o'clock in the morning..." Wang Xiaoming said.

"That's okay," Yu Fengjing chuckled, "...you can get up early tomorrow morning and go back to the hotel to pack your things. You can stay here and sleep all night."

"But," Wang Xiaoming struggled weakly, "I plan to buy some local products from City B tomorrow morning..."

"Today is your last night in City B... don't you want to accompany me?" Yu Fengjing's eyes were half-lidded, and his long eyelashes drooped down, casting a small shadow under his eyes.

Wang Xiaoming immediately softened his heart.

"OK then……"

Yu Fengjing raised his head, looked at Wang Xiaoming and said, "After you leave, we don't know how long it will be before we meet again."

"Even if we can't meet in real life, we can still see each other online every day," Wang Xiaoming is very optimistic, "We can use YY to chat, and we can also make videos..."

Yu Fengjing looked at him, sighed, and said, "I'm going to take a shower first, you...you can do whatever you want." Then, he packed two pieces of clothes and walked into the bathroom.

Wang Xiaoming scratched his head. He didn't know why Yu Fengjing seemed a little unhappy, but he really didn't understand why he was unhappy... Before he and Yu Fengjing were together, didn't they get along like this on the Internet?Is it necessary to get tired of being together every day to fall in love?

Wang Xiaoming took out his mobile phone, intending to post a post on an emotional forum where he usually hangs out——

[My boyfriend and I just got together, I seem to be making him unhappy today, please help!Waiting online, urgent] Host: My boyfriend and I met online. We have not been together for a long time in reality. We are in different places. He said tonight that he didn’t know how long it would take to meet again after we separated. I said that we can meet online every day. See, he seems a little unhappy, I don't understand why he is unhappy, does love have to be together every day?By the way, what are some delicious local products in City B? Please recommend them!

This emotional forum has a lot of traffic, and soon there were several replies to Wang Xiaoming's post——

First floor: Can you post a post asking for help with such a boring thing?The host just wants to show off that he has a boyfriend to stimulate single dogs, bad reviews get fucked!

The second floor: The anger on the first floor is so fierce that I was stimulated, but I also think that the host is showing off. Your boyfriend must be implying that he doesn’t want you to leave and wants you to stay. It’s so simple and easy to use ask?

Third floor: As long as I noticed the last question of the host, as a native of B city, the host let me tell you, there are many delicious souvenirs in B city, but I think the cheap and delicious one is XXXX...

The fourth floor: It's a long-distance relationship and an online relationship. It's too unreliable. I didn't curse you as the host. I don't think you two will have a happy ending. In the end, it's probably one of the parties who couldn't bear the loneliness and cheated. Think about it , the two of you can only meet through the screen, and you can only chat every day, if your boyfriend meets another girl in reality at this time...

... Cheating?

Wang Xiaoming was stunned by these two words!

He was frightened by what was said on the fourth floor, yes, why didn't he think of it!Although he and Yu Fengjing were just chatting on the Internet before, but at that time Yu Fengjing hadn't started to be in love, and now Yu Fengjing is in love almost every day (this can be seen from the fact that he plays hooligans to Wang Xiaoming every day), if now They returned to the previous state of pure chatting, Yu Fengjing was so excited that he couldn't find anything to fill him up, and happened to meet a cute boy in reality, what should he do if he couldn't bear the loneliness and cheated on her? !

Thinking of this possibility, Wang Xiaoming couldn't help biting his finger, and stared at the bathroom door with bitterness and hatred on his face.

So when Yu Fengjing came out of the bathroom wearing only a towel, he saw Wang Xiaoming looking at him with a hungry face, and licking and biting his index finger full of hints!

Yu Fengjing paused, and narrowed his eyes slightly. He only felt a hot current swimming between his limbs and bones, and then slowly gathered somewhere in his lower abdomen.