Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

Wang Xiaoming watched eagerly the white mist rising from the pot and the meatballs tumbling in the water, biting his chopsticks and asked Yu Fengjing, "Are you ready? Are you ready to eat?"

Yu Fengjing looked at Wang Xiaoming's eager eyes, gave a low laugh, and said, "Wait a little longer, it's probably not familiar yet."

"Oh." Wang Xiaoming gritted his chopsticks with his teeth in disappointment.

"Are you ready to eat?" Wang Xiaoming asked again after five seconds.

"...you try it with a ball," Yu Fengjing looked at Wang Xiaoming's eager eyes, and said amusedly, "Your saliva is almost falling into the hot pot, are you so greedy?"

"Hmph." Wang Xiaoming ignored Yu Fengjing's ridicule, lowered his head and tried to pick up a beef ball with his chopsticks, but he couldn't pick it up no matter what. Just when he was in a hurry, Yu Fengjing scooped up the beef ball with a spoon Get up and pour it into Wang Xiaoming's bowl.Wang Xiaoming poked into the meatballs with chopsticks and stuffed them into his mouth. When he bit down, he felt thick juice overflowing. It was so delicious that his eyes narrowed.

"It's ripe~you can eat~"

After eating a hot pot meal, Wang Xiaoming was sweating profusely. After snatching the last shrimp ball in the pot into his mouth, he felt his bulging belly and lay dead on the chair, not wanting to move at all. .

Seeing Wang Xiaoming touching his belly, Yu Fengjing thought it was very funny, so he leaned over and reached out to touch Wang Xiaoming's belly. The meat on Wang Xiaoming's belly was soft, but because he was full of food, the meat was a bit firm and swollen. Yu Fengjing ticked it off. lips, molested Wang Xiaoming and said: "Your belly is so big, how many months has it been?"

"I've been here for a few months, don't you still understand?" Wang Xiaoming was full and in a good mood, and even responded to Yu Fengjing's teasing.

Yu Fengjing paused for a moment, then patted Wang Xiaoming's stomach with a smile: "Yes, my child, how could I not know? Son, I'm sorry, dad was wrong." Then, he squatted down, separated by Wang Xiaoming's The clothes kissed Wang Xiaoming's belly, as if he was really comforting the baby in Wang Xiaoming's belly, which scared Wang Xiaoming enough.

"Go, go, who said it's yours? This child belongs to me alone." Wang Xiaoming stretched out his hand and pushed Yu Fengjing's face away.

"How did you give birth alone? Self-conception? Self-inflicted?" Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows.

Wang Xiaoming couldn't say no to Yu Fengjing, snorted, and said: "Okay, okay, it's yours, you go away, you smell like hot pot." He lowered his head and sniffed his clothes, and found that it also smelled like hot pot.

"When I was eating hot pot just now, I was so enthusiastic about it, but after I finished eating, I kicked it away..." Yu Fengjing smiled lightly, but his tone was slightly aggrieved, and Wang Xiaoming's whole body was numb, as if his whole body was electrified.

...What is this instant sense of "I used to call someone Xiaotiantian when I accompanied him to watch the moon, but now that the newcomer has replaced the old one, I call him Mrs. Niu"!

"Go to YY first, the birthday party is about to start." Fortunately, Yu Fengjing's desire to perform was only temporary, and soon he returned to normal. Pack it up."

"God, you are such a virtuous wife," Wang Xiaoming praised Yu Fengjing without blushing, "But what do you usually do at your birthday party?" Although Wang Xiaoming is no stranger to YY, except for the activities organized by Jidian, he is generally very familiar. Go to YY less, let alone attend someone's YY birthday party.

While clearing the table, Yu Fengjing said casually: "It's just singing and playing games. I seldom sing. Most of them are sung by fans. In previous years, there will be some lucky draws. Whoever gets drawn can treat me Make a request, such as singing a shameless song or something..."

"What if the person who gets drawn wants you to be her boyfriend, do you agree?" Wang Xiaoming suddenly felt a little annoyed. Someone got his boyfriend, and his boyfriend will do something for that person?The birthday party is obviously his boyfriend!

"How is it possible?" Yu Fengjing shook his head and smiled, "I definitely can't agree to excessive demands. Everyone understands that, so I won't make excessive demands. Generally, they are within my acceptable range."

"Oh," Wang Xiaoming felt relieved. He was embarrassed to watch Yu Fengjing pack up his things, so he leaned over to help and asked, "Then do you like it? There are so many people celebrating your birthday together. Feel?"

"It's okay," Yu Fengjing said, "The birthday party is actually a matter of one or two years. When I first started working on Station B and was a little transparent, I celebrated my birthday alone...but no matter the birthday No matter how lively it will be, it’s just a Two-dimensional thing. In Two-dimensional, I’m the well-known UP host of station B, Jingyu, but in the three-dimensional, I’m just an ordinary college student. No matter how lively the birthday party is, it’s only It will appear that the reality is more empty." He lowered his head and wiped the table, his long eyelashes trembling slightly, casting a small shadow.

Wang Xiaoming suddenly felt distressed, and he said: "It's okay, I will spend every birthday with you from now on...whether it's in Two-dimensional or three-dimensional, whether it's on the Internet or in reality."

Yu Fengjing raised his head, smiled slightly at Wang Xiaoming, and nodded lightly: "En."

The two of them packed up everything, and after the pots and dishes were washed, Yu Fengjing hid the induction cooker again, and Wang Xiaoming also folded up the folding table and put it back in the corner. After that, the two of them seemed to be hiding their corpses after doing something bad. They looked at each other and smiled.

"It's time." Yu Fengjing sat back in front of the computer, looked at the large numbers of "Happy Birthday Jingyu" written in colorful fonts on the YY channel, and smiled lightly.

Wang Xiaoming originally wanted to move a stool over to sit next to Yu Fengjing, but Yu Fengjing hugged him and let him sit between his thighs. Although Wang Xiaoming felt a little awkward, this kind of thing is familiar once and twice, because The experience from last time, so he got used to it after being awkward for a while, and sat carelessly between Yu Fengjing's legs, and leaned his back on Yu Fengjing's chest.

Pen and Rain—Cornflower

Jingyu is online~I saw his profile lighted up~Happy birthday to the male god~Pen fall Jingyu—Blue Eyed Chrysanthemum

Awwowowow~Happy birthday to the male god~I want to give birth to a baby for you~The pen falls in a storm—Mao Huaju

The male god is here~Hurry up and hug Mai~Happy birthday to the male god~I want to give you a knee~……

"Your girl fans are so enthusiastic..." Wang Xiaoming said coolly, "I'm really envious and jealous."

Yu Fengjing said: "Are you envious that they can give birth to me?"

Wang Xiaoming didn't speak, and pinched Yu Fengjing's thigh severely.

"Don't worry, I'll only let you give birth to me alone in my life." Yu Fengjing said with a low smile.

The one who is talking on the mic right now is a lovely girl's voice, who seems to be hosting the birthday party, her voice is so soft and waxy, it's almost heart-melting, if Wang Xiaoming is still a straight man.

"The storm is coming~ Now let's let him talk on the mic. It's better to sing another song to thank all the girls present for their enthusiasm. What song do you think he should sing?" The girl's voice was familiar to Wang Xiaoming , Wang Xiaoming silently wondered who this girl was, and why she looked so familiar to Yu Fengjing, he turned his head and looked at Yu Fengjing, begging for an explanation.

"This is a fish that likes to eat cats," Yu Fengjing said casually, "You've seen it before."

Wang Xiaoming suddenly realized that it turned out to be that cute but fierce woman... Wang Xiaoming silently made a judgment, the threat of this girl's love rival is 0.

Seeing the titles of songs such as "Peerless Xiaoshou", "Qing Meihu" and "Majestic" on the screen, Wang Xiaoming poked Yu Fengjing's chest with his elbow and said, "I've heard the first two songs before." , I haven't heard the song "Prestige and Prestige" before, please sing this song and let me listen to it..."

"...Are you sure?" Yu Fengjing pursed his lips and smiled lightly.

"Well, sing!" For some reason, Wang Xiaoming suddenly had an ominous premonition...but he still nodded firmly!

Yu Fengjing smiled, didn't say anything, he turned on the mic, and was hugged by the cat-loving fish.

After clearing his throat, Yu Fengjing said with a low smile, "Hello everyone, I am Jingyu, thank you all today, because someone said that he wanted to hear me sing "Majestic", so I will sing "Majestic and Tangtang" for everyone." "alright……"

Wang Xiaoming found that Yu Fengjing's voice seemed to be lower than usual when talking to Mai, and his handsomeness seemed to have increased by several percentage points... although he was already handsome.

"I'll look for the lyrics and accompaniment first..." Wang Xiaoming realized that just as Yu Fengjing finished speaking, a wave of colorful fonts flashed across YY's chat box. The scene was extremely spectacular, comparable to a barrage explosion.

The pen falls and the storm - Dahlia chrysanthemum

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, the male god actually sang majesticly

I’m hardened just by imagining it. I’m going to record it as a wake-up call.

Hahahaha, the male god is going to sing majesticly, everyone remember to wear headphones!

The pen falls in the storm - Black Heart Chrysanthemum

Wait... am I the only one who wants to know who the Goddess is talking about?

Pen fall shocking the storm - Marigold

Upstairs you are not alone!In previous years, no matter how we begged the male gods, we would not sing such unscrupulous songs!Who the hell is someone? !

……

Wang Xiaoming glanced roughly at the words that were quickly swiped across the screen, and suddenly felt a little regretful. He felt as if he had done something that he would regret.

With the accompaniment of the song "Majestic and Powerful", Wang Xiaoming finally sat down to confirm the ominous premonition in his heart.

Yu Fengjing chuckled and spoke——

Then Wang Xiaoming knelt down in an instant!

...Because the beginning of this song is full of Jiaopan!Ah~ah~ah~ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Following Yu Fengjing's moaning and panting, waves of colorful fonts on the screen were written faster, and Wang Xiaoming could fully imagine how excited the girls behind the screen were!Because he is very excited now!

The pen falls in the storm - garland chrysanthemum

Open your mouth and kneel!This panting ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The pen falls and the storm - rich chrysanthemum

High energy all the way!Be sure to have tissues ready!

The pen falls in the storm - ink chrysanthemum

Fuck, nosebleed, nosebleed, nosebleed, my blood tank is almost empty!

The pen falls and the wind and rain—Chu Chrysanthemum

Holy crap, the nosebleeds flowed backwards at night!God, you are responsible!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Gongju

It's just full of lust!I can't hold it at all!Help!God, I want you to give me a baby!Ah ah ah ah ah……

Looking at the frantically swiping subtitles on the screen, and then looking back at Yu Fengjing who was expressionless and panting, Wang Xiaoming couldn't hold back for a moment... Laughed out loud.

Yu Fengjing glanced at Wang Xiaoming lightly, wondering if it was because the song he sang was too attractive, Wang Xiaoming always felt that Yu Fengjing's brows and eyes had an alluring aura that he couldn't control, and then Yu Fengjing opened his mouth He sang the lyrics, he seemed to be singing in Japanese, and Wang Xiaoming could not understand a single word, but this did not prevent him from hearing the ambiguous and seductive tone between the lines in the lyrics.

But at this time, in the YY channel, apart from a lot of throwing flowers and ahhh, there are also some witty girls who keenly discovered that something was wrong——

Pen and Storm—Aster

Fuck!I seem to have heard a man's laughter just now!The male god was actually with a man in the middle of the night? ! !

The pen falls and the storm—Huaiju

Isn't it strange that a male god and a man are together? Isn't he a student? It's normal to live in a dormitory!Oops!I started to brainstorm the reactions of other people in the dormitory after hearing the male god sing majesticly, and I couldn't stop brainstorming!

The pen falls and the storm - Bo Chrysanthemum

The male god said before that he was the only one in the dormitory he lived in!Who is this guy? ! !

Pen and Storm - Chamomile

The same question! ! !Who is the man next to the male god? ! !

……

Wang Xiaoming thought, what the hell!Did every fan of Stormy Storm grow up watching Detective Conan?It's so sharp!

So Wang Xiaoming didn't dare to make a sound the whole time, he tightly covered his mouth, and silently turned his head to look at Yu Fengjing.Yu Fengjing's expression was very serious when he sang, even though he saw the frantically swiped subtitles on the screen, his expression remained as still as a mountain, and his mood was as calm as water.

In the last few long and charming panting sounds, the song ended, and Yu Fengjing's eyelashes trembled slightly, as if he was calming down his slightly shortness of breath and intense heartbeat.

Looking at the guesses about the mysterious man beside Yu Fengjing in the subtitles, Yu Fengjing paused for a while, then curled his lips together, chuckled lightly, and said, "Who is so-and-so? Guess, there is no prize for guessing right."

Some people guessed Hanyue Dao, others guessed Colorful Panda, and many people guessed Old Wang.

Wang Xiaoming was a little depressed, he guessed the Hanyue knife and guessed what happened to the colorful panda?How did Yu Fengjing get related to such a magical couple like the Colorful Panda?

Before Wang Xiaoming finished complaining, Yu Fengjing suddenly stretched out his hand and pinched Wang Xiaoming's thigh. Wang Xiaoming couldn't hold back for a moment, and said, "Damn it, why are you pinching my thigh all of a sudden! It hurts!" burst.

Pen and Rain—Cornflower

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)I hear it!The Shocking King's Party can now smile at Jiuquan!

The pen falls and the storm—Little Red Chrysanthemum

Lonely man and widowed man, dry wood and fire... Oh my God, I can't even imagine what will happen next!

The pen falls in the storm - cineraria

God look at me look at me!The tiger fell to the ground and asked, are you and Lao Wang really together? !

The pen falls to the storm—Mao Huaju

It's really Lao Wang!Woohoo, male god, male god, you must be happy!Only in this way can I be worthy of my withdrawal!

……

Looking at the colorful fonts scrolling across the screen, Wang Xiaoming twitched the corners of his mouth, what do you mean, please be happy so that you can be worthy of my withdrawal...Have we asked your opinion together?

Yu Fengjing reached out and poked Wang Xiaoming's cheek, then smiled at Mai and said, "Well, thank you for your blessings, we are already together..."

Wang Xiaoming almost choked into the trachea, what the hell!Yu Fengjing actually admitted it openly!Admitted!Admitted!

Wang Xiaoming suddenly felt bad all over!