Grandma, I want to talk to you about life
Chapter 28 28 Granny
Wang Xiaoming just stared blankly at the person in front of him for several minutes, until the person raised his eyebrows and smiled, he suddenly came back to his senses... How could this person be Jingyu?Jing Yu is not his fan, how could he come to him for an autograph?Didn't Jingyu say that he never read any of his novels?
However, are there any two people in this world with such similar voices?
Wang Xiaoming was a little uncertain for a while, but he couldn't ask people directly, if they didn't know what station B was about, wouldn't he be ashamed?
...Maybe, it's just that the sound is a bit similar?
And not long ago, didn't Jingyu just post delicious food on Weibo, they have such a big wave of people, it's unscientific not to eat for a few hours... It's not like they want to rush People, just eat and chat for a few hours, and Jingyu should still be in the hotel right now, how could it be refreshed to other places so quickly?
Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoming didn't bother anymore. He took the book in that person's hand and took a look, and found that the cover was very new. It was obvious that he bought it not long ago, and it was probably bought temporarily at the on-site bookstore at the other end of the venue. .
This makes Wang Xiaoming a bit strange, because those readers who came to him to sign their new books just now are usually girls readers. They may not have read the content of the novel, but they came here for Wang Xiaoming's face , and those real readers of Wang Xiaoming generally have traces of flipping through the books in their hands... But the book Wang Xiaoming is holding in his hand is brand new, so Wang Xiaoming is a little confused. What is the purpose of a man who has never read any of his novels, so he went to the on-site bookstore to buy his new book for him to sign?
Could it be that he came running towards his face like those girls?
All of a sudden, this emotional setting made Wang Xiaoming feel numb all over...
So he unknowingly has the potential to seduce gay guys? ! !
Although countless thoughts flashed through Wang Xiaoming's brain, on the surface, he still picked up the pen seriously and signed his name in a chic manner.
After signing, Wang Xiaoming looked at his name several times feeling good about himself, and was about to return the book to that handsome Sao Nian who had no friends when his cell phone rang suddenly...
Sao Nian hooked the corners of his lips at Wang Xiaoming, showed a sorry smile, and then answered the phone naturally.
Wang Xiaoming was stunned, seeing that Sao Nian didn't take the book, he didn't stop it, and he didn't take the initiative to hand it over, he could only watch Sao Nian answer the phone blankly.
Sao Nian answered the phone calmly, while reaching for the book Wang Xiaoming was holding.
Just such a moment when handing over the book with one hand and receiving the book with the other, the next moment, Sao Nian seemed to have finished the phone call. He didn't say a word the whole time, as if he was only listening to the person on the other end of the phone. Soon, he cut off the phone. He got on the phone... the moment he received the book in his hand.
Sao Nian paused, and smiled at Wang Xiaoming. His teeth were so white that he could shoot toothpaste commercials. Wang Xiaoming felt that his dog eyes were about to be blinded... Then, Sao Nian put down the book in his hand again, and he He raised his eyebrows and said, "I'm sorry, can you write a few more words?"
Wang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment. As a great writer, he had signed on so many times, and this was the first time he encountered such a reader who asked for an extra little easter egg. He subconsciously looked at the people who were still in line behind Sao Nian. Readers, just when he thought those readers would be impatient, he never expected——
The young man seemed to realize that his actions had delayed the time of the readers behind him, so he turned around and apologized to the readers behind him with a smile: "Sorry, it only takes a minute, can you wait a little longer?"
The readers behind him seem to be a few girls who came together, all of them are young and beautifully dressed, and their age should be high school students. Sao Nian's appearance froze for a while, and then she nodded blankly with a [system delay buffering] expression.
Sao Nian smiled with satisfaction, turned around, and looked at Wang Xiaoming with bright eyes.
Wang Xiaoming, who witnessed the whole process, said that his mood was very complicated. After living for 27 years, it was the first time he encountered such a young man who focused all his skills on picking up girls... The young man just now was obviously just With a slight smile, the girl behind him blushed from face to neck. Wang Xiaoming felt that if that showy young man confessed his love in the next moment, the girl would immediately nod and agree in no time!
Sao Nian, your pick-up skills must be at the full level, right?
You can pick up girls with a smile!This is simply a winner in life!
Wang Xiaoming, who was in a complicated mood, picked up the pen, looked at the young man in front of him who was exuding the halo of a winner in life with envious eyes, and pretended to say casually: "What to write?" But don't write about green bamboo, I love it. You I want you to give birth to me or something!He will definitely beat up this young man on the spot!
Luzhu is the heroine in "The Harem of Three Thousand Handsome Guys". Although there are [-] female characters who have affairs with the male protagonist in this stallion novel, Luzhu is the heroine of "The Harem of the Handsome Guys". In Three Thousand Harems, the female character that Wang Xiaoming focused on the most is also the one that Wang Xiaoming created with the most care.When Wang Xiaoming wrote Green Bamboo, he entrusted all his beautiful YY to the goddess in his heart on Green Bamboo, so Green Bamboo can be said to be the incarnation of Wang Xiaoming's goddess. The favorite female character in A Thousand Harems, and also the only heroine in this novel that he believes.
The three thousand harem are all floating clouds, and the green bamboo is the only true love of the hero!This setting is simply too exciting!Therefore, in order to be more emotional, Wang Xiaoming wrote the green bamboo to death before the ending, and let the green bamboo die for the hero!Let the green bamboo become the white moonlight and cinnabar blood in the hero's heart!What you can't get is the best, only regrets can be missed forever!I can't feel it any more!
Of course, in fact, the reason why Wang Xiaoming wrote Green Bamboo to death was entirely because he felt that Zhong Ma, a big stallion with a flirtatious heart, was not worthy of the goddess in his mind. At the beginning, he substituted himself as the hero At the same time, he shaped the green bamboo into the goddess in his heart. As a result, it was written that Zhongma, who was originally designed as a single-minded love, received one harem after another under the call of more and more readers, and became Became a playful stallion, but Luzhu is still that Luzhu, the cool and noble flower of Gaoling in Wang Xiaoming's mind, his goddess...
In the end, Wang Xiaoming himself couldn't stand such a flirtatious male protagonist to match his goddess, so he became ruthless and simply wrote the green bamboo to death, making the green bamboo forever become the cinnabar blood-white moonlight in everyone's heart ...In the chapter where Luzhu died for Zhongma, countless readers frantically swiped the screen and scolded Shuai so much that he had no friends. The name, the emotions in my heart will still be very complicated, like having diarrhea while suffering from acute gastroenteritis, the sour feeling of not knowing whether to vomit or urinate, it will be unforgettable for a long time.
Therefore, just now, many male readers came to Wang Xiaoming for autographs, and they all asked Wang Xiaoming to sign Lvzhu's name, and some people wrote a short poem for Lvzhu impromptu, and asked Wang Xiaoming to write it, and Wang Xiaoming also wrote them one by one.
But if he didn't care before, it doesn't mean that Wang Xiaoming doesn't care now... If the young man in front of him really asked him to write Luzhu's name, he would definitely slap him in the face every minute!A winner in life like Sao Nian, if he wants a girl, go pick her up!A harem can be formed in minutes!Why did you come to fight him for the green bamboo!Grab the goddess in his heart!
Of course, all of the above are purely small theaters of activities in Wang Xiaoming's mind.
Just when Wang Xiaoming was humming in his heart, Sao Nian looked at Wang Xiaoming's incomparably honest and ever-changing facial expressions, smiled with his lips curled up, and said slowly: "One more thing, I wish Hanyue Dao grows taller and breaks through 1.7 meters soon .”
... what? ! !
... Nani? ! !
……What? ! !
Cold Moon Knife? !
This amount of information is too much for him to accept!
The small theater in Wang Xiaoming's mind, which was overly frightened, instantly switched to the trilingual channel!
Na Sao Nian looked at Wang Xiaoming's expression that was almost shattered due to excessive shock, his eyes flickered, the corners of his lips curled up, and he said again: "The author, write quickly, there are still many people waiting behind~"
Hearing this, Wang Xiaoming grabbed the pen blankly and wrote down the sentence that Sao Nian said just now. When he finished writing the three words 1.7 meters, Wang Xiaoming's brain, which caused the system to crash due to too much information, finally got stuck. come over.
At this time, Sao Nian had already reached out to take the book that Wang Xiaoming had just signed and written. His slender and fair five fingers had distinct joints. They were a pair of very beautiful hands. Come to a large group of girls licking the hands of the screen.
...Damn it!These hands look a little familiar!
Just when the three words Jingyu and Fu came to Wang Xiaoming's mind like a soul, that Sao Nian had already picked up the book and turned away, leaving only a handsome and unrestrained back...and the girls readers behind him A longing look.
Even if there is no barrage in reality, Wang Xiaoming can fully imagine what kind of ghosts these blushing girls are thinking about now.
snort!Isn't he handsome?Are you handsome and tall?
Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth angrily, but his eyes couldn't help but follow the leaving figure of the Sao Nian.
It wasn't until the next reader crowded up to ask for an autograph that Wang Xiaoming turned his gaze back, seemingly casually taking one last glance at Sao Nian... Out of the corner of his eye, Sao Nian walked to the end of the reader line. At this time, a tender-looking The tender Zhengtai face suddenly appeared, and he rushed towards that Sao Nian, his face was full of excitement, Sao Nian smiled slightly at Zhengtai's face, and handed over the book that Wang Xiaoming had just signed.
Zhengtai happily took the book in Sao Nian's hand, his face was flushed with excitement, and the hair on his head was raised.
What a warm and loving scene...
No wonder!
Looking at the cute-looking cute girl reader who looked at him expectantly, Wang Xiaoming angrily picked up a pen and wrote a murderous signature.
However, are there any two people in this world with such similar voices?
Wang Xiaoming was a little uncertain for a while, but he couldn't ask people directly, if they didn't know what station B was about, wouldn't he be ashamed?
...Maybe, it's just that the sound is a bit similar?
And not long ago, didn't Jingyu just post delicious food on Weibo, they have such a big wave of people, it's unscientific not to eat for a few hours... It's not like they want to rush People, just eat and chat for a few hours, and Jingyu should still be in the hotel right now, how could it be refreshed to other places so quickly?
Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoming didn't bother anymore. He took the book in that person's hand and took a look, and found that the cover was very new. It was obvious that he bought it not long ago, and it was probably bought temporarily at the on-site bookstore at the other end of the venue. .
This makes Wang Xiaoming a bit strange, because those readers who came to him to sign their new books just now are usually girls readers. They may not have read the content of the novel, but they came here for Wang Xiaoming's face , and those real readers of Wang Xiaoming generally have traces of flipping through the books in their hands... But the book Wang Xiaoming is holding in his hand is brand new, so Wang Xiaoming is a little confused. What is the purpose of a man who has never read any of his novels, so he went to the on-site bookstore to buy his new book for him to sign?
Could it be that he came running towards his face like those girls?
All of a sudden, this emotional setting made Wang Xiaoming feel numb all over...
So he unknowingly has the potential to seduce gay guys? ! !
Although countless thoughts flashed through Wang Xiaoming's brain, on the surface, he still picked up the pen seriously and signed his name in a chic manner.
After signing, Wang Xiaoming looked at his name several times feeling good about himself, and was about to return the book to that handsome Sao Nian who had no friends when his cell phone rang suddenly...
Sao Nian hooked the corners of his lips at Wang Xiaoming, showed a sorry smile, and then answered the phone naturally.
Wang Xiaoming was stunned, seeing that Sao Nian didn't take the book, he didn't stop it, and he didn't take the initiative to hand it over, he could only watch Sao Nian answer the phone blankly.
Sao Nian answered the phone calmly, while reaching for the book Wang Xiaoming was holding.
Just such a moment when handing over the book with one hand and receiving the book with the other, the next moment, Sao Nian seemed to have finished the phone call. He didn't say a word the whole time, as if he was only listening to the person on the other end of the phone. Soon, he cut off the phone. He got on the phone... the moment he received the book in his hand.
Sao Nian paused, and smiled at Wang Xiaoming. His teeth were so white that he could shoot toothpaste commercials. Wang Xiaoming felt that his dog eyes were about to be blinded... Then, Sao Nian put down the book in his hand again, and he He raised his eyebrows and said, "I'm sorry, can you write a few more words?"
Wang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment. As a great writer, he had signed on so many times, and this was the first time he encountered such a reader who asked for an extra little easter egg. He subconsciously looked at the people who were still in line behind Sao Nian. Readers, just when he thought those readers would be impatient, he never expected——
The young man seemed to realize that his actions had delayed the time of the readers behind him, so he turned around and apologized to the readers behind him with a smile: "Sorry, it only takes a minute, can you wait a little longer?"
The readers behind him seem to be a few girls who came together, all of them are young and beautifully dressed, and their age should be high school students. Sao Nian's appearance froze for a while, and then she nodded blankly with a [system delay buffering] expression.
Sao Nian smiled with satisfaction, turned around, and looked at Wang Xiaoming with bright eyes.
Wang Xiaoming, who witnessed the whole process, said that his mood was very complicated. After living for 27 years, it was the first time he encountered such a young man who focused all his skills on picking up girls... The young man just now was obviously just With a slight smile, the girl behind him blushed from face to neck. Wang Xiaoming felt that if that showy young man confessed his love in the next moment, the girl would immediately nod and agree in no time!
Sao Nian, your pick-up skills must be at the full level, right?
You can pick up girls with a smile!This is simply a winner in life!
Wang Xiaoming, who was in a complicated mood, picked up the pen, looked at the young man in front of him who was exuding the halo of a winner in life with envious eyes, and pretended to say casually: "What to write?" But don't write about green bamboo, I love it. You I want you to give birth to me or something!He will definitely beat up this young man on the spot!
Luzhu is the heroine in "The Harem of Three Thousand Handsome Guys". Although there are [-] female characters who have affairs with the male protagonist in this stallion novel, Luzhu is the heroine of "The Harem of the Handsome Guys". In Three Thousand Harems, the female character that Wang Xiaoming focused on the most is also the one that Wang Xiaoming created with the most care.When Wang Xiaoming wrote Green Bamboo, he entrusted all his beautiful YY to the goddess in his heart on Green Bamboo, so Green Bamboo can be said to be the incarnation of Wang Xiaoming's goddess. The favorite female character in A Thousand Harems, and also the only heroine in this novel that he believes.
The three thousand harem are all floating clouds, and the green bamboo is the only true love of the hero!This setting is simply too exciting!Therefore, in order to be more emotional, Wang Xiaoming wrote the green bamboo to death before the ending, and let the green bamboo die for the hero!Let the green bamboo become the white moonlight and cinnabar blood in the hero's heart!What you can't get is the best, only regrets can be missed forever!I can't feel it any more!
Of course, in fact, the reason why Wang Xiaoming wrote Green Bamboo to death was entirely because he felt that Zhong Ma, a big stallion with a flirtatious heart, was not worthy of the goddess in his mind. At the beginning, he substituted himself as the hero At the same time, he shaped the green bamboo into the goddess in his heart. As a result, it was written that Zhongma, who was originally designed as a single-minded love, received one harem after another under the call of more and more readers, and became Became a playful stallion, but Luzhu is still that Luzhu, the cool and noble flower of Gaoling in Wang Xiaoming's mind, his goddess...
In the end, Wang Xiaoming himself couldn't stand such a flirtatious male protagonist to match his goddess, so he became ruthless and simply wrote the green bamboo to death, making the green bamboo forever become the cinnabar blood-white moonlight in everyone's heart ...In the chapter where Luzhu died for Zhongma, countless readers frantically swiped the screen and scolded Shuai so much that he had no friends. The name, the emotions in my heart will still be very complicated, like having diarrhea while suffering from acute gastroenteritis, the sour feeling of not knowing whether to vomit or urinate, it will be unforgettable for a long time.
Therefore, just now, many male readers came to Wang Xiaoming for autographs, and they all asked Wang Xiaoming to sign Lvzhu's name, and some people wrote a short poem for Lvzhu impromptu, and asked Wang Xiaoming to write it, and Wang Xiaoming also wrote them one by one.
But if he didn't care before, it doesn't mean that Wang Xiaoming doesn't care now... If the young man in front of him really asked him to write Luzhu's name, he would definitely slap him in the face every minute!A winner in life like Sao Nian, if he wants a girl, go pick her up!A harem can be formed in minutes!Why did you come to fight him for the green bamboo!Grab the goddess in his heart!
Of course, all of the above are purely small theaters of activities in Wang Xiaoming's mind.
Just when Wang Xiaoming was humming in his heart, Sao Nian looked at Wang Xiaoming's incomparably honest and ever-changing facial expressions, smiled with his lips curled up, and said slowly: "One more thing, I wish Hanyue Dao grows taller and breaks through 1.7 meters soon .”
... what? ! !
... Nani? ! !
……What? ! !
Cold Moon Knife? !
This amount of information is too much for him to accept!
The small theater in Wang Xiaoming's mind, which was overly frightened, instantly switched to the trilingual channel!
Na Sao Nian looked at Wang Xiaoming's expression that was almost shattered due to excessive shock, his eyes flickered, the corners of his lips curled up, and he said again: "The author, write quickly, there are still many people waiting behind~"
Hearing this, Wang Xiaoming grabbed the pen blankly and wrote down the sentence that Sao Nian said just now. When he finished writing the three words 1.7 meters, Wang Xiaoming's brain, which caused the system to crash due to too much information, finally got stuck. come over.
At this time, Sao Nian had already reached out to take the book that Wang Xiaoming had just signed and written. His slender and fair five fingers had distinct joints. They were a pair of very beautiful hands. Come to a large group of girls licking the hands of the screen.
...Damn it!These hands look a little familiar!
Just when the three words Jingyu and Fu came to Wang Xiaoming's mind like a soul, that Sao Nian had already picked up the book and turned away, leaving only a handsome and unrestrained back...and the girls readers behind him A longing look.
Even if there is no barrage in reality, Wang Xiaoming can fully imagine what kind of ghosts these blushing girls are thinking about now.
snort!Isn't he handsome?Are you handsome and tall?
Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth angrily, but his eyes couldn't help but follow the leaving figure of the Sao Nian.
It wasn't until the next reader crowded up to ask for an autograph that Wang Xiaoming turned his gaze back, seemingly casually taking one last glance at Sao Nian... Out of the corner of his eye, Sao Nian walked to the end of the reader line. At this time, a tender-looking The tender Zhengtai face suddenly appeared, and he rushed towards that Sao Nian, his face was full of excitement, Sao Nian smiled slightly at Zhengtai's face, and handed over the book that Wang Xiaoming had just signed.
Zhengtai happily took the book in Sao Nian's hand, his face was flushed with excitement, and the hair on his head was raised.
What a warm and loving scene...
No wonder!
Looking at the cute-looking cute girl reader who looked at him expectantly, Wang Xiaoming angrily picked up a pen and wrote a murderous signature.
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