Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

The day before the author's conference, Wang Xiaoming set off for City B with his luggage and himself.

After arriving in City B, Wang Xiaoming checked into the hotel he had booked in advance. After putting down his luggage, he went to take a bath first, then threw himself on the bed, picked up the claw machine and started to scan Penguin and Weibo.

He first climbed up on the penguin, ranting and complaining with the homosexuals in the Jidian Great God Group, and then pretended not to care and looked at Jingyu's profile picture... After seeing Jingyu's online, Wang Xiaoming's eyes lit up, and he poked open Come.

Too handsome to have friends: I'm here!

After a while, Jingyu replied——

Stormwind: Great God! ! !

Wang Xiaoming paused for a moment, what the hell is going on in Jingyu?

Or is it a storm?

Is it the first day they met?What kind of fuss are you going to make with a surprised look?

So handsome that he has no friends: account hacking kills the whole family!Account hacking kills an account book!Hackers killed a neighborhood!

Too handsome to have any friends: You must not be Jingyu!explain!who are you? !

Too handsome to have friends: If you accidentally pick up Jingyu's phone!Give it back to him quickly!Otherwise, 110 will serve you!

Wang Xiaoming felt that he was extremely witty!

Jingyu: ...God, I am not hacking

Too handsome to have friends: Then what do you do?Are you another personality of Jingyu?

Stormy Storm: ...

Too handsome to have friends: Do you think I would say that?I'm not that stupid!You must be hacking!

Stormwind: I am Hanyue Dao

I am Hanyue Dao...

These five words, like an invisible sharp knife, pierced into Wang Xiaoming's heart fiercely!

Hanyue Dao actually boarded the Penguin of Jingyu...!

What kind of divine unfolding is this? !

Why does Hanyue Knife have the penguin password of Stormy Storm?wrong!Jingyu is now also online on mobile phones!How did Hanyue Knife have a Jingyu mobile phone? !

Could it be that Hanyue Dao and Jingyu are together now?The two of them... live together? !

In an instant, countless colorful bullet screens flashed in Wang Xiaoming's mind——

The blue sky above the chilling party's head!

The Shock Party one satisfies!

The Shock Party walks together for a lifetime!

56 barrages, 56 colors, 56 colors of barrages, 56 barrages merged into one sentence - Han Jing is a family~ Han Jing is a family~ So handsome that he has no friends: You are Hanyue Dao? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Even a whole string of exclamation points couldn't bring out his sadness!At this moment, Wang Xiaoming really wanted to refresh the screen with exclamation points!

Jingyu: God knows me?

Too handsome to have any friends: I know!You are a stormy man!

Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth and typed this sentence, and then he felt his teeth were a little sore.

This in the end is why?

Why are you inexplicably happy with a snack?

Jingyu: Pfft!do not do that!God, Jingyu and I are innocent!

Stormy Storm: I promise with the integrity of Stormy Storm

Seeing the familiar tone of Hanyue Dao and Jingyu, Wang Xiaoming felt more and more stuffy... as if something was blocking him.

Too handsome to have any friends: Hmph!Stop explaining!Explanation is to cover!

Stormwind: It really doesn't matter

Too handsome to have friends: Then how do you use his mobile phone to access his penguin?

Jingyu: Because I am with him now

Too handsome to have any friends: You guys!are already together!I wish you happiness!

...Looking at the three words together, Wang Xiaoming felt more and more flustered.

Jingyu: Pfft!What the hell!What I mean by being together is that I am so handsome that I have no friends with him now: where to stay?

Stormwind: Hotel

So handsome that he has no friends: You guys even got a room in the hotel? !In broad daylight!What a pair of shameless dogs and men!

Jingyu: Pfft!God, you really misunderstood!He and I live in a double room. He is so handsome that he has no friends: I wish you happiness!

Jingyu: Don't be like this, I have a very pure man-to-man relationship with him, even if he is naked and lying there, I'm not interested in being handsome enough to have no friends: ... ==

Jingyu: The topic is a bit far-fetched!What I want to say to you, Great God, is that I am your brainless fan!Tomorrow the author will ask for an autograph!

Too handsome to have friends: Oh, yes, let’s line up one by one Jingyu: Since I’m Jingyu’s friend, can’t you join me in the queue?

So handsome that I have no friends: I am an upright person, and I hate unspoken rules the most!

Stormy Storm: ...

Wang Xiaoming consciously turned the game back, and was about to startle when he saw Hanyuedao send another message——

Stormy Storm: Stormy Storm called me to record live, so I’m leaving first

... Wang Xiaoming's mood darkened instantly again.

Seeing Jingyu's profile picture blacked out, Wang Xiaoming stroked his chin and thought, why does Hanyuedao play with Jingyu's mobile phone?Could it be that they are already familiar with each other, what's yours is mine, and what's mine is yours... for the sake of it?

Thinking about it this way, Wang Xiaoming suddenly felt stuffy and panicked.

Although he didn't know what the hell was on his mind.

Throwing the mobile phone on the bedside table, Wang Xiaoming threw his head on the pillow, because he was not in a good mood, and he was not in the mood to do anything else, so he just lay down on the pillow and fell asleep.

A night without dreams.

The next day, when Wang Xiaoming was called by the alarm clock, his eyes were blurred and his hair was messed up. He was rummaging through the suitcase in a daze, and he gradually came to his senses...

The author will be meeting soon, and it seems that Jingfeng Hanyuedao and the others will also come.

Wang Xiaoming looked at a few clothes in the suitcase that he had stuffed in casually and had never picked out at all. After thinking for a few minutes, he finally picked out a black shirt that looked the least casual.

After getting dressed, Wang Xiaoming stood in front of the half-length mirror in the bathroom and combed his hair.

Wang Xiaoming is usually lazy at home, basically doesn't comb his hair very much, and wears clothes casually, so he hasn't seen himself dressed cleanly for a long time.

But at this time, Wang Xiaoming in the mirror was wearing a rather temperamental black shirt and a pair of black-rimmed glasses, looking very student-like. If someone didn't know it, they would probably think that Wang Xiaoming was only in his early twenties look.

Wang Xiaoming looks gentle and handsome, with a slender and good-looking figure, and wearing a black shirt is even more temperamental. I have to say that his appearance when he stands quietly on the side is still very deceptive, and no one will make him real Wang Xiaoming looked at himself in the mirror slowly, raised his black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and then looked at himself in the mirror. He showed a smile—this picture can be selected into the girl's manga full of pink bubbles on the screen.

But in fact, this beautiful young man who smiled at himself in the mirror and looked gentle and delicate, at this moment, what he was thinking in his heart was—

I'm so fucking handsome!So handsome that he has no friends!