Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

Wang Xiaoming came out from Weibo of Jingyu, and poked open B station again, the video list of Lao Wang boasting that I was handsome was still only the video of flying chess. There are dozens of comments.

There is this——

Pharaoh don't cry, stand up and masturbate!

There is also this-

Old Wang, you must be able to find a better attack after suffering so much!come on!

And, there is this——

As a straight man, I can't help but start to doubt my sexuality after watching Grandma's video, Grandma, do you think you should be responsible?So when I learned that Grandma is broken in love, I would like to ask, Grandma, do you still need a boyfriend? The kind who has gone to college, can repair computers, and can carry buckets... what the hell? !

It's fine if you don't seduce a girl, what's going on with this kind of weird message? !

And... the strangest thing is that there are still a lot of people posting together under the comments, help!

do not do that!He is straight!A straight man straighter than a B pencil!

Wang Xiaoming felt sore and tangled, and silently replied to that person——I'm a straight man!

After replying, Wang Xiaoming refreshed the interface, only to find that the person replied to his reply quickly... Could it be that the person has been refreshing the page and waiting for his reply? !

——I always thought I was a straight man, until I met you, grandma!

Help!For the first time in my life, I was confessed!The other party is actually a man!

What about the soft girls?I agreed, Grandma, I want to give birth to you!

Wang Xiaoming snorted and replied to that person - you can't give me a baby!

What he likes are cute and soft girls!

Then, soon, that person replied again—then Grandma, please give me a baby!

With a puff, Wang Xiaoming almost spit out a mouthful of blood, splashing the blood on the big screen.

Can straight men survive in this world where all the people are gay?

——I don't want to give birth to you!

Playing with this sentence, Wang Xiaoming found that he had exhausted his entire life. He wiped off the blood from the corner of his mouth. He didn't have the courage to read that person's reply again, so he could only fork off the page of station B silently, and left this commanding post. His balls hurt where his ass was tight.

Wang Xiaoming stared at the computer desktop for a while, then unconsciously remembered that Jingyu was going to meet those grannies... He was thinking, although he and Jingyu had known each other for less than a week, after all, they still knew each other. We've recorded two videos together, why didn't Jingyu come to ask him if he wanted to have a face?

Hmph, it must be because Jing Yu Mian Ji and Jing Yu Mian are all great gods, and these great gods look down on him as a little transparent.

Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth, and did something that he thought was too much time for him - he followed those aunts on Jingyu Weibo, and went to Baidu one by one to see if there was Baidu Encyclopedia - the result made Wang Xiaoming Very depressing, because Jingyu @了的granny masters really all have Baidu Encyclopedia, and all of them are marked as [B station well-known up masters] on Baidu Encyclopedia.

Even when he was on Baidu, his hands trembled and he found out that there are several aunts who have CP post bars, CP fan novels, and CP fan videos with Jingyu. Of course, these are nothing compared to the Jingyu official with Hanyue Dao , The Shocking Party not only has an organized and disciplined post bar, but also a magical forum. In the forum, there are various fanarts, fanfiction, MV, fancoser, and even fan18r small porn resource collection!

Wang Xiaoming read a few pages of Xiao Huangman, and suddenly felt that the three views all pissed on the ground...

It turns out that there is still this posture!

It turns out that this posture can still be used!

...I have learned it!Stand up!

So Wang Xiaoming silently registered the forum, and used the forum currency obtained from the registration to download a small pornography resource collection and text package. one time.

Good stuff, of course we have to share it together~

After Wang Xiaoming downloaded the resources, he was about to poke them open to see, when the penguin in the lower right corner suddenly jumped up.

Wang Xiaoming poked it open and found that it was actually a storm.

Wang Xiaoming, who was watching Jingyu and Hanyue Dao 18r Xiaohuangman, suddenly felt his chrysanthemum tighten, and he felt like he was caught doing something bad... Although he knew very well that there was no way Jingyu could know what he was doing now through the screen and the network cable. what are you doing.

But there is always a sense of inexplicable guilt.

Stormy Storm: Are you there?

Wang Xiaoming typed with a guilty conscience——

Too handsome to have any friends: Keke, here, what's the matter?

Jingyu: Do you know Hanyue Dao?

Wang Xiaoming almost spit out a mouthful of water, and the blood splashed on the big screen.

Know!Of course he knows!Not only does he know!Even now he is still watching Jingyu and Hanyuedao's 18r fan Xiao Huangman!

So handsome that he has no friends: ... I know, I know!What's wrong

Wang Xiaoming felt very, very guilty. It was impossible for Jingyu to know what he was looking at right now?

Jingyu: That's right, Hanyue Dao is your fan

Too handsome to have friends: Pfft! ! !

Wang Xiaoming really wanted to spit out a mouthful of water, and the blood splashed on the big screen.

What kind of divine development is this?

#His rival in love turned out to be his brainless fan#

#His brainless fan is actually his rival in love#

……wrong!When did Hanyue Dao become his rival in love?Go! Go! Go!He must have been brainwashed by the group of girls who brushed Lao Wang not crying and standing up and masturbating!

It's impossible for him to substitute himself into Cheng and Hanyue's mistress who robs men!

Jingyu: I showed him the screenshots of my chat history with you before, and he found out that you are the same as his idol Penguin, so handsome you have no friends, so you also lost your vest with him: ...Why did you show him our chat history?

... No, this is not the point!The point is that he lost his vest!

Wang Xiaoming thought so, but his attention could not be diverted for a long time...

He thought to himself, sure enough, is this the difference between the first room and the second room?

……Go! Go! Go!Why did he substitute himself again? !

No way! No way!Wang Xiaoming!Brain tonic is a disease!Gotta rule!

Jingyu: Oh, I accidentally mentioned about you when I was chatting with him, he said, how could there be such a stupid person in this world who is so handsome and has no friends: ...

Jingyu: In order to prove that there are such stupid people in the world, I had no choice but to take a screenshot of our chat history and show him the handsome guy who has no friends: ...

Jingyu: Because I forgot to write out the penguin number, and then you lost your vest, so handsome that you have no friends: ...

Too handsome to have friends: Where am I stupid? !

Jingyu: ...is this the point?

Too handsome to have friends: I'm not stupid!I'm so smart!You are the foolish storm!

Jingyu: Because Hanyue Dao is your brainless fan, he threatened me to come to you, so handsome that you have no friends: Too many readers are sometimes an annoyance~ #我的读者是B站大神#

#B station big god is my brain powder#

This setting is so exciting to think about! ...and that person is still his [pseudo] rival in love!

Jingyu: He said he was a loyal fan of yours. He bought V rewards and threw monthly tickets for every novel. He liked your "Three Thousand Harems of Extremely Handsome Guys" so much. Now I still want a complete electronic version of the TXT format to watch on the computer every day, because he is unwilling to go to the Pirate Forum to download TXT, so please let me ask if you have a TXT format file. ! ! !Local tycoon! ! !I want to hug the thigh of the local tyrant! ! !

Wang Xiaoming's novel has a total of several million words, and there are several large volumes in the published book. One set costs at least a few hundred, and Hanyue Dao actually bought ten sets back... Isn't this a local tyrant? !

Jingyu: That's what I said too, he replied, he's not a rich man, he's true love and handsome enough to have no friends: Don't say TXT!Even if you ask me to make a promise with my body, I am willing!

Stormy Storm: ...

So handsome that he has no friends: ...if he is a girl

Jingyu: Hehe, unfortunately he is not

So handsome that he has no friends: Isn't it just TXT!I give!wait!I'll pass it on to you!

Because the file was too large, Wang Xiaoming organized the TXT into a compressed RAR file format. Just when he was about to pass it on to Jingyu, a phone call came in.

Wang Xiaoming picked up the mobile phone at hand, and while listening to the call, he clicked to send the file—choose the desktop file——transmit——

"Hey, oh oh, I see, I'll be there on time!"

"Are you going to speak on stage?"

"Yes, yes, how many words do I need to prepare for my speech?"

"Think about it yourself? Oh, I see, no problem!"

The person on the other end of the phone is Wang Xiaoming's editor at Jidian Novels. Calling him is to inform him of the author's meeting in a few days. The editor said he would let Wang Xiaoming speak on stage, and Wang Xiaoming agreed.

After hanging up the phone, Wang Xiaoming found that the briefcase had just been sent.

Wang Xiaoming was about to poke at the base point of the great gods to win his brains all over the world, but Jingyu suddenly entered a long string of ellipsis in the dialog box, like this——

Stormy Storm: ...

Too handsome to have no friends: why?You want to show me something?I don't care!

Jing Yu was speechless for a while, and after a long time, he sent a screenshot——

In the screenshot, the boy with the profile picture of Jingyu Station B is being pressed down by a man, his eyes are full of confusion, his clothes are messy, and the words next to him are as follows - Mr. Han!Please do not do this!

And the man with the head portrait of Hanyue Dao Station B showed a wicked smile, and the words next to it were also domineering - Xiaoyu, you annoying little fairy!Come and eat my big ♂!

Wang Xiaoming stayed there for a few minutes, silently poking open the briefcase he had just sent to Jingyu... Then he discovered that what he had sent was not the briefcase of his novel, but the briefcase of Jingyu that he had just downloaded. package, and the title of the first comic in the resource package is - "The Classroom After School: Chilling Teachers and Students PLAY".