God help me

Chu Xiaotang stepped forward, one for two, eating the old cucumber till he yelled, "Tangtang, is your stomach a bottomless pit!"

Chu Xiaotang's sitting posture when he was born changed to a half-recumbent posture after dinner, at least one pillow can be stuffed between his waist and the back of the car.He hiccupped, patted his stomach with satisfaction and answered Old Cucumber: "I'm too hungry, so I eat more, do you have any opinions?"

Old Cucumber wondered: "Shouldn't those who are too hungry not be able to eat?"

Chu Xiaotang glanced at him lazily: "No exceptions are allowed? You should drive well, four lives are in your hands."

Old Cucumber: "..."

Fu Tsai: "..."

Considering that one of these four people is likely to win the iwanna contest, in order not to let the star of tomorrow fall, the old cucumber zipped up his mouth and concentrated on driving under the warning eyes of Fuzai.

Chu Xiaotang gleefully blinked at Fang Shenxing and then raised his eyebrows: God, God, I helped you get back the cost of the biscuits, praise me quickly!

Fang Shenxing stroked Chu Xiaotang's head, and looked back at him: My Tangtang is great.

Chu Xiaotang took the opportunity to rub against his palm, and his obedient and ingratiating appearance was exactly the same as the hamster Tangtang. If the hamster at home did not exist, Fang Shenxing almost suspected that Chu Xiaotang was transformed by a hamster.

He said he wanted Old Cucumber to concentrate on driving, but after a while everyone chatted enthusiastically again. After all, at least three of the four people present are chatterboxes, and it would be worse than death to keep chatterers from talking!

Everyone was talking and laughing along the way, the expressway was very convenient to run, before nine o'clock, the old cucumber drove to City L.

When meeting up with the second team, Chu Xiaotang had just digested it, and followed the big team to brush up the night snack dungeon.

The white stupid cat picks up people at the airport by car, and two cars are just enough for seven people, so there is no need to worry about traffic problems.

L City is dominated by white stupid cats, everyone listens to him, and when he says there is delicious food, Old Cucumber drives behind him.

The destination is a barbecue restaurant. The most suitable place to eat is barbecue, and the two teams have eaten for dinner, and their stomachs are not particularly hungry. In this case, bragging while eating barbecue is king.

Chu Xiaotang got out of the car, and when he saw Fat Cixia clearly, he was in Sparta: "Are you sure you are a high school student?"

Chu Xiaotang said while gesturing the height of the two.Chu Xiaotang thought that his height was about average, but he didn't expect that Pang Cixia was half a head shorter than him, and he looked only 1.6 meters five. Compared with the nearly 1.9 meters old cucumber, he was simply pocket-sized.

"What are you doing, don't compare, I can still grow!" Fat Cixia waved Chu Xiaotang's hand away, and said righteously, "I'm still in the puberty stage, maybe I'll be taller than you next time we meet!"

After hearing this, Chu Xiaotang laughed loudly: "Are you seventeen this year? There is still one year left, how tall do you still want to be?"

"Who said I'm seventeen?" Fat Cixia puffed up his thin chest, "I skipped two levels, and I'm only fifteen."

Fat Cixia's words woke everyone up, and after a long time, Fat Cixia was still half a boy.

"Call me uncle." Old Cucumber rubbed the fat man's head with his big hands shamelessly. They looked very much like the Hulk and the Hobbit.

Fat Cixia shook his head and avoided Old Cucumber's: "Don't touch my head, if you do, you won't grow taller!"

A group of people laughed and said, even if he doesn't touch it, he probably won't grow much taller.

Fat Cixia was very depressed, but unfortunately he couldn't speak to everyone.

Fang Shenxing was not in the range of those who bullied him. Instead, he boasted: "It's amazing to jump twice in a row. No wonder I won No.1 in the preliminary round."

"Hey, this sentence sounds good to my ears." Fat Cixia nodded to the person who made fun of him, "Look at all of you, this is the demeanor of a great god."

"Stop talking, just order, you guys are not hungry, I am hungry." Except for the white stupid cat, everyone ate dinner late, and now they are not hungry, but the white stupid cat has been hungry for a long time. back.

Seven people gathered around the shop owner, ordering this order and that in a hurry. When the food was served, the whole table was full of their orders.

Seven people sat in the open-air shop, chatting and eating.

The seven present here are all up masters of station b, and when it comes to a common topic, it must be games.Not knowing who started it, they decided to play a game.

The black stupid dog waved his mobile phone: "I have an app for who is undercover."

This game is usually played in the group, and everyone has played it together.So everyone unanimously agreed to play the who is undercover game while eating barbecue, and the loser will be fined to drink a drink-the next day there will be a competition, and some people will have to drive, so they changed the initial drink penalty to a drink penalty.

The game of who is undercover is very simple. The rules of the mobile version of the game are that seven people pass and watch their mobile phones separately. When each person reads, the mobile phone will give out a word and take a photo of the person who saw the word.Only one of the seven people has a different word from the others, but it is very similar. The person whose word is different from others is an undercover agent, and the rest are civilians.Civilians and undercover agents do not know each other's identities.

At the beginning of the game, each person uses a sentence to describe the words they have obtained. It is best not to be too obvious, neither to let the undercover notice, but also to give hints to the companions.After the description of each round, all the people present voted for suspected undercover candidates, and the person with the most votes was out.By clicking on the mobile phone app, you can know the identity of the person who is out. If the undercover is out, the game is over.If the undercover is not out, the game continues.If two people get the same vote, they will enter the next round, and everyone will vote for one from the middle of the two.If the undercover lasts to the last round, that is, when there are only three people left on the field, the undercover wins, otherwise, the commoner wins.

At the beginning of the first round, Fat Cixia was an undercover agent. A group of people guessed a circle and failed to guess correctly. Instead, under the hint of Fat Cixia, they killed the other four planes. In the first round, Fat Cixia won and everyone drank. A large glass full of Coke.

"Coke?" The white stupid cat said, "Isn't this a spermicide? It is said that it is not good for a man to drink too much."

Old Cucumber drank a glass of Coke upside down in one gulp, wiped his mouth, and said nonchalantly: "Anyway, he's gay, and he won't have children. It doesn't matter to us whether we kill sperm or not."

Everyone: "..."

In the second round, Fuzai was an undercover agent. He felt that his words were different from that of a person, but he was not sure whether he was an undercover agent or the other party was an undercover agent. As a result, he accidentally exposed his identity in the round of description and was caught. Civilians were killed.In this round, the six people gloated and watched Fuzai drinking alone.

The person who got the undercover card in the third round was Chu Xiaotang. The word he saw was "Kudo Shinichi", while everyone else saw "Sherlock Holmes". The first round started from the black stupid cat to Chu Xiaotang At the end, everyone's descriptions were not much different, and after voting, Fat Cixia was voted down.

Fat Cixia was very depressed: "Obviously all of us said the same thing, why did you vote me down!"

Everyone arranged according to their seats and explained the reasons in turn.

Black stupid cat: "Because you are short."

White Stupid Cat: "Because you are the youngest."

Old Cucumber: "Because I don't like you."

Fu Tsai: "Because you won the first game"

Fang Shenxing: "Because everyone wants you out."

Chu Xiaotang: "Because of iwanna, you are the first in the preliminary competition."

Fat Cixia wanted to cry but had no tears: "Can you still play happily!"

After Fat Cixia was eliminated, the order of descriptions in the second round was reversed, starting from Chu Xiaotang and ending with the black stupid cat, which was exactly the reverse of the order in which everyone complained just now.

When Chu Xiaotang heard Old Cucumber asked him to speak first, he was still gloating and careless, and blurted out: "I have been watching him since I was a child."

The most important point in playing the game of who is undercover is to talk about the commonality of your vocabulary, not your personality.

After Chu Xiaotang finished speaking, he didn’t realize that he had revealed his secrets, because when it comes to seeing big characters since childhood, everyone’s first reaction is the protagonist in the cartoon Detective Conan, let alone everyone’s vocabulary is Sherlock Holmes, As soon as he thought about it, he guessed that Chu Xiaotang was holding either Edogawa Conan or Kudo Shinichi.

The best thing about who is an undercover agent is that when everyone can confirm that their cards are different from that of a certain person, in addition to suspecting that the other party is an undercover agent, they will also suspect that they are also an undercover agent.At this time, what everyone said next is very important. If Chu Xiaotang and the undercover agent, the next person will definitely show that he is different from Chu Xiaotang, then this person will be the same as everyone else.

When it was Fang Shenxing's turn to speak as the second speaker, everyone was watching Fang Shenxing.

Fang Shenxing calmly said one word: "School."

Conan has been in elementary school for more than ten years. Although he has finally been promoted from the first grade to the second grade in the past few years, he is still a primary school student in school.As soon as the word Fang Shenxing comes out, it is undoubtedly telling everyone that I am the same as Chu Xiaotang's words. The implicit meaning of this sentence is that we are not undercover agents.

Fuck, Fang Shenxing and Chu Xiaotang are not undercover agents, so we are undercover agents!

The remaining four people came to this point by coincidence, so when it was Fuzai's turn to describe, in order not to expose his "undercover" identity, he described it according to Conan, and the old cucumber according to "Kudo Shinichi", white The same goes for Clumsy Cat and Black Clumsy Cat.

This round lasted for a long time. When one person was brushed off and there were only three players left in the game, Old Cucumber, Chu Xiaotang, and Fang Shenxing, the game was over, and the undercover Chu Xiaotang won.

The moment the game was announced, Chu Xiaotang was very frustrated. He always thought he was a commoner, but he didn't expect the black stupid cat to tell him that he had won.

"What?" Except for Fang Shenxing, the other six people all exclaimed in disbelief, including Chu Xiaotang of course.

"Come on!" Old Cucumber yelled three times in a row, "Mr. Wan, you also took Sherlock Holmes. I thought I was an undercover agent!"

Fu Zai echoed, "I think so too!"

Pang Cixia covered his face in pain: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(y(y))

The white stupid cat kept shaking its head: "Mr. Wan, why are you doing this!"

Fang Shenxing smiled slightly: "I heard that the last time we met Ji, you teamed up to bully my Tangtang?" This was not at all guilty, and it was very righteous!

Everyone thought in unison: Damn!Tangtang, the thief's man, is here to avenge him!If you want to die, Teacher Wan is not easy to deal with!

Only Chu Xiaotang was so moved that he hugged Fang Shenxing's arm and looked at him with admiration: "God, you are amazing! Why are you so smart?"

The corners of Fang Shenxing's mouth twitched slightly: "The two members of the family are idiots, how can they live on?"

Chu Xiaotang: "..."

The author has something to say: love sugar (qi), crazy teacher Wan 1v5, crushing people who bully Tangtang with IQ.

Teacher Wan: Dare to bully me, huh, torture you to death (￣e(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣dish￣///)

Everyone: God please let me go 〒▽〒

Tangtang: Does the male god love you =3=