God help me

"Hi everyone, I'm Teacher Wan. Today, I and another UP master will bring you the live commentary of "Infinite Escape"."

"Hello, everyone, I am the second uncle of the Tang family, and the second uncle meets you again."

"Aren't you called Tangtang?"

"Ah?" Chu Xiaotang was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Teacher Wan to call him that.

"It's called that in the group."

Chu Xiaotang couldn't find anything to refute Teacher Wan's tone of course.His second uncle's rough guy-style vest was abruptly called out by the male god to have a cute and special flavor.

Although I don't think there is anything wrong with being called "Tangtang" and "Tangtang" by my friends in the group, but I suddenly feel ashamed when I am called that by a male god.>

Afterwards, the video was uploaded to station B, and the word "Tangtang" was written all over the screen in colorful colors, and the bullet screen was so thick that even the game screen could not be seen.

Taking advantage of Chu Xiaotang's embarrassment, Teacher Wan introduced the source and type of this game, and then said to Chu Xiaotang: "Now let's start choosing characters."

There are a total of five character options, and up to five people can participate in this game at the same time.

Teacher Wan said after choosing, "The person I chose is Gu Xia, and the character is a policeman. Who do you choose, Tangtang?"

Chu Xiaotang had already seen the character designs of five people before, and after hearing that Teacher Wan chose Gu Xia, he chose Le Shaonan without hesitation.

"It's hard for me to choose Le Shao."

"Oh, my colleague."

"Yes, let's play together. If you choose two people who don't know each other, you might be cheated by the game."

Teacher Wan said with a smile: "Maybe it's my colleagues who will be tricked even worse."

Chu Xiaotang cried out in fear, and called Teacher Wan's male god very naturally: "God, please don't set the flag, I'm very scared."

Chu Xiaotang already had a premonition that after this video was uploaded to Station B, there would be a large wave of barrage to popularize those magical flags he had set up.

"Don't worry, with me here, I won't let you die easily."

Although Teacher Wan's original intention of saying this was that his powerful operation could not kill Chu Xiaotang, but Chu Xiaotang was still moved to tears by this sentence.

The barrage also discovered this.

Tangtang was so moved that he was speechless, and I was also so moved that I was speechless

Why is Teacher Wan called Tangtang so spicy?

I thought it was Mr. Tangtang single arrow Wan, but I didn’t expect it to be double arrows

Teacher Wan has such a gentle side, it's unscientific

On the one hand, live commentary is to teach others how to play the game, and on the other hand, it is also a kind of entertainment.Teacher Wan's commentary style has always been not much, but every sentence is on the point, providing players with strategies.But Chu Xiaotang's style is more talkative, he likes to play small games while talking nonsense, which often makes the audience laugh.

As a two-person live video, it would be too embarrassing not to speak to each other. Anyway, everyone at station B knows the style of the two.

When the game was loading, Chu Xiaotang simply used his strengths and chatted.

"Male god, you said my name, did I read it right just now?"

Teacher Wan: "It should be right. Three characters in a name are all polyphonic, which is quite rare."

Chu Xiaotang yelled: "This is so rare, I feel the deep malice from the game maker. Either I want to kill the Chinese teacher, or I want to despise Virgo."

Teacher Wan laughed loudly: "You are the one manipulating the character, you can call it whatever you want."

"Then Le (lè) less (shào) difficult (nàn), it sounds better."

After loading, a huge line of words popped up on the screen—Halloween Horror Night.

It appears that this is the subject of the first escape room.

Gu Xia controlled by Teacher Wan appeared in a car, but Chu Xiaotang disappeared.

Teacher Wan turned around and couldn't see Le Shaonan: "Where are you?"

Chu Xiaotang is also turning the angle of view: "I don't know, it seems to be in a house." This is completely different from the single-player version he played. He controlled Le Shaonan to walk around and saw people sitting around There were several people, but none of them was Gu Xia.

Chu Xiaotang was about to report this matter to Teacher Wan, when Teacher Wan said: "I know where you are, don't move, wait for me there."

Chu Xiaotang obediently stood still: "How do you know?"

"There's a ticket for a live-action escape game in the car, with a map on the back, I assume you're there."

While waiting for Teacher Wan to come to him, Chu Xiaotang sang the adapted version of Where Are You Going Dad, Where Are You Going, The Male God.

"Male god~ male god~ where are we going, I'm not afraid of anything when you're here."

"Tangtang~Tangtang~I am your big tree, and I will watch the sunrise with you for the rest of my life." Teacher Wan naturally followed Chu Xiaotang to sing half of the lyrics, and sang after changing the title.

Later, the barrage at station B frantically swiped:

yooooooo

sugar sweet god

husband and wife duet

I don't even know where daddy is going, it's a love song duet

If this is not love

The dog man blinded my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes!

Seriously doubt that the pseudo-H audio is real!

At this moment, countless barrages flashed in Chu Xiaotang's mind.

Aww, the male god sang for me!

The voice of the male god is really nice

The male god said that he is my big tree, he wants to accompany me to watch the sunrise, what should I do if it is swollen, I really want to agree (*/ω＼*)

Chu Xiaotang has been sung by Teacher Wan so much that he can’t help himself. Knowing that this is only in the live game, Teacher Wan sang it naturally, but when he thinks of every word sung by the male god, Chu Xiaotang once again performed and rolled his face. The unique skill of the keyboard.

Fortunately, Gu Xia found Le Shaonan at this time, and the game continued.Teacher Wan explained from the side, giving Chu Xiaotang a buffer time.

Gu Xia was the last person to arrive at the villa. He parked his car in the vast yard. He walked into the living room and saw Le Shaonan and six NPCs beside him, two women and four men.

It seemed that these six NPCs were playing the escape room game with them. Gu Xia walked towards Le Shaonan, and when he passed by a gentleman wearing glasses, the plot suddenly triggered.

Chu Xiaotang felt that the man with glasses looked a little familiar. The configuration of shirt and glasses was very similar to Teacher Wan's avatar.

This idea came up and was quickly rejected by Chu Xiaotang.

How is it possible, one is a Q-version avatar and the other is a 3D character, he must be thinking too much.

Gu Xia chatted with the man with glasses and got a self-portrait of himself. It turns out that this man is a painter.

Chu Xiaotang wondered: "Huh? Why did he give it to you, but not to me?"

Teacher Wan said without thinking, "Because I have a good character."

Station B's title for Mr. Wan is a man with lucky E.

"My character is not bad, no, I'm going to poke him and ask him to draw." Chu Xiaotang manipulated Le Shaonan to walk in front of the man with eyes, and kept poking him with the mouse, "Hey, man with glasses , I want to paint, I want to paint. Could it be that Le Shaonan didn’t have Gu Xiashuai and didn’t paint for me? I’m desperate for this face-seeking world.”

Not to mention, Gu Xia in the game is a standard handsome guy. Although Le Shao is not as handsome as him, he is not bad looking. In the real world, he is definitely one of the best handsome guys.

Teacher Wan had a conversation with all the NPCs. The two girls were college students, one with long black hair and straight hair, and the other with double ponytails.Among the four men, the baby-faced one is a college student, the tallest one is a doctor, and the strong man and the nice-looking man are colleagues from the same company.

After Teacher Wan finished understanding, Chu Xiaotang was still poking at the man with glasses, asking him to draw.

Teacher Wan asked Gu Xia to come to him and said, "I guess he won't give it to you until the end of the game."

Chu Xiaotang finally gave up, and said bitterly: "Male god, can you not make up the knife?"

"Okay, give me a candy."

"Heh, heh!" I give myself to you, do you dare to eat it-. -

If there is no painting, the two circle around the villa.This is a three-story villa. Gu Xia and Le Shaonan went through the three floors, but found no other NPCs, nor did they trigger any new plots.

Le Shaonan's pockets were full, and he rummaged through all the corners.This is his personal hobby. Since he first came into contact with the first part of the stand-alone game Legend of Sword and Fairy in 97, he has been keen on picking up props. His obsession has reached the level of insanity, and even the viewers at station B are affected No, give him the title of a collector madman.

Gu Xia looked for the trigger point of the plot, but it was difficult for Le Shao to search the room.After Gu Xia found it, he was not in a hurry to go out, but stayed where he was and waited for Le Shaonan to rummage through boxes and cabinets.

Every time Chu Xiaotang finished searching a room, he would always see Teacher Wan waiting patiently at the door.

God, my male god is so considerate, ouch, how can I break my thigh if I want to hug him.

"Have you found it?" Teacher Wan saw Chu Xiaotang standing still.

"The computer got stuck." Chu Xiaotang's eyes brightened, and he found an excuse to cover it up.

Going back to the first floor, the door of the living room is open, this villa is not a secret room, so what's the point of that ticket?

The game seemed to be stuck here, Chu Xiaotang was still thinking about the painting, and when passing by the man with glasses, he poked him again.

The man with glasses suddenly said: "Why hasn't the staff arrived yet, why don't we play other games for a while, I see a deck of killing game cards on the table in the restaurant."

"..." Chu Xiaotang was speechless, "This will trigger the plot, I really didn't expect it."

Teacher Wan said with a smile, "Fortunately, you are obsessed with drawing one, otherwise you really don't know what to do next."

Chu Xiaotang said unexpectedly: "Do you have a game that embarrasses you?"

"of course."

"But I see that you play super well on station B."

"It was edited in post-production. I deleted all the parts that made people crash, otherwise it would affect the viewing."

"Hahaha, male god, everyone prefers to watch the checkpoints than pass the level with one life." Speaking of this, Chu Xiaotang said in a straight voice, "I almost cried when the Iwanna series died, and the barrage is playing 2333, and The barrage records the number of deaths, and everyone said that they are most happy to see what is stuck in the level."

"Not everyone shakes M."

Chu Xiaotang was a little slow to realize that Teacher Wan was saying that he was shaking M, but he himself was not.

Male god, male god, what are you shaking M?Shaking S?

Male god male god, do you know that Shaking S and Shaking M are a perfect match?

Emma!I am a perfect match with the male god, Chu Xiaotang rolled the keyboard happily.

During the conversation, everyone agreed with the man with glasses and sat around the dining table to play a killing game.

"Really play games?" Chu Xiaotang didn't quite believe it when he got the identity card, "Is this a room escape game or a card game?"

"Maybe it's needed by the plot."

"Then let's kill." Chu Xiaotang is very familiar with the killing game. He has recorded several episodes, and he is still in the killer killing stage. He asked impatiently, "I am a policeman, what is your identity?"

"The audience is watching, are you sure you're cheating?"

Chu Xiaotang said righteously: "Don't cheat and wait to be abused by NPC?"

Teacher Wan didn't answer him directly, but instead asked another question: "Aren't you afraid that I'm a killer?"

"Death at the hand of the male god is willing!"

Teacher Wan smiled helplessly and said, "Well, I can't do anything against you, I'm also a policeman."

"A real policeman is pretending to be a policeman." Chu Xiaotang sighed, "God, I think that glasses man is very unpleasant, he looks like a gentle scum, don't draw it for me, we will be the first to test it later. His identity, maybe he is the killer."

"The main reason is that he doesn't paint for you."

"That's one aspect. Male god, don't expose me, but look at his outfit, the gold-rimmed eyes, the close-fitting shirt, and the buttons are all buttoned from top to bottom. No matter how you look at it, you don't think it's right. What? Dressed beasts, gentle scum, all love this outfit, there must be something wrong with him."

"..." Teacher Wan paused, "Maybe he's just an ascetic."

Chu Xiaotang was taken aback: "Male god, you actually know what abstinence is!"

The solemn background music sounded, interrupting the conversation between the two.

"The police, please open your eyes," said the doctor playing the judge.

The identity of the glasses tester man has been discussed just now, there is no need to communicate at this moment, Teacher Wan chooses directly.

The doctor gave him a negative sign.

Chu Xiaotang exclaimed: "He is not a killer, this is unscientific!"

Before the words were finished, the first night passed, and the man with glasses was killed by hand.

This FLAG is established, properly.

Chu Xiaotang paused for a moment, then said helplessly: "Okay, I won't set the flag anymore, let's continue playing."